Human Nature Chapter 41: The Strange Life of Normal People (5)
Chapter 41: The Strange Life of Normal People (5)
Computer 60!
The level of an amateur is barely enough for the current Star Weaving Dream.
After all, you have to start with the surface information.
How to get to know a place quickly?
Check out the local news!
Wrong, wrong, you'll get the most accurate real-time feed!
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Naturally, Starweaver Dreams started with local news.
There is also local history, customs, culture, characteristics, and more.
It's all pretty basic, and you can't see anything by looking at it alone.
"Trouble, I don't dare to play with electronic technology now, but I really can't analyze this surface information......
"Well, that's all I can think about......
Starweaver's gaze cautiously shifted to ...... Forum!
"Ah, sure enough, whether it is an ordinary netizen, an advanced water citizen, a secret spreader, or a person with a hole in his brain, their information is always first-class. β
"As long as you are willing to take the time to read and analyze......"
"I feel like my head is going to be busy for a while to come......"
Starweaver thought about it with a headache, but jumped into the ocean anyway......
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Early the next morning.
Struggling to get up from the bed, Xingweaving Dream experienced the pain of normal people suddenly staying up late.
"Hell, I'm dead in my head!"
"My 80-year-old brain can't stand the pressure...... It's horrible. β
"Why don't you sleep a little longer......"
......
"Ahhh
It turns out that don't snooze in the morning if you have something to doze, or you'll be miserable.
It's like a star-weaved dream.
The uniform that Fei quickly put on was a little messy, and the hair that was too late to be taken care of was tied in a ponytail, and he didn't have time to hide the dark circles on his face......
I ran down with bread in my mouth in a hurry, and hurried to the station to catch my breath.
"Ah, the car that is stuck on time will really be more crowded. However, even if you get on the bus, you have to endure crowded seats - although the technology is advanced, the population is more "developed"!
Starweaver Dream is in trouble again.
He has to eat bread while tidying up his image, and he has to be careful to dodge the crowds around him who are trying to take advantage of them, and most importantly, the thieves and the wonderful canines on the tram!
Last night's struggle was still somewhat effective, for example, he knew that there was a wolf nearby, and he focused on the rush hour bus every morning and evening, and the target was often a young man!
There is no direct evidence at this time, so it is not possible to make an arrest. There isn't even much circumstantial evidence.
It is rumored on the Internet that this wolf has actually had some "unique" experiences, with fast skills and keen awareness, which can be called the grass thief flying on the grass!
There are also rumors that many young men are humiliated on the bus and "shed" white "tears", so take a closer look at some of the more "famous" places, such as the car door or something, you can even see some traces of drying!
Netizens have speculated and voted for the identity of the grass picker, and the highest vote is the tram attendant!
Some netizens who are obsessed with desktop role-playing games have also made character cards for grass pickers!
Those attributes and skills are terrifying!
For example, strength 90 - used to suppress the resistance of cute boys, agility 99, constitution 90, etc......
For example, sneak attack 80, stealth 90, [verb, refers to the abnormal relationship between two people] 99, grappling 95, concealment 90, law 75, etc......
Terrible, terrible!
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Xingweaving Dream can be described as shocking when he sees this card, this ability is against the sky!
But he's just a joke, where did such a rebellious character come from to be a grass thief?
But what he didn't know was that there were really similar people doing this kind of work.
And it's already eyeing him......
"Messy boys have a unique sense of beauty......"
"Just let me enjoy it for a few more days!"
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There was nothing to do all the way this morning, and Xingweaving Dream trained the cat to eat candy very normally.
Lunch was usually on the rooftop, but this time the bully was replaced.
Of course, it's useless, after Xingweaving Dream left them a black history with rope art, he set a rule: pay tuition every week!
By the way, let them go to the ones from yesterday and make up for this rule.
Another rule is: In my territory, if you dare to squeeze the blood and sweat of the grassroots people, I will break through you, give me an honest job, and I will surprise inspections from time to time every month!
Just pay 40% of the salary, after all, he's not a demon.
Several bullies trembled and said that we would use the time after school to work and never go out again!
For the success of turning the minds of several problem girls into normal, Xingweaving Dream expressed his gratification, as for the weekly tribute...... That's the tuition that the apprentices willingly did!
"Did you say that?" Hosoria smiled kindly.
"Yes! Yes! The mentor was right!" the bullies continued to shiver and kick into balls.
It's really too tragic after being tied up, and several bullies have turned into weak young men and are bullied by the queen of power......
And these, in fact, are the prototypes of the Rope Association.
Members will wear a red string around their wrists to signify their identity.
Every Holy Day of the Order, the members of the Association will gather as if they were being pulled by a red rope to solve difficult problems with each other and organically develop the power of the Order!
By the way, the association's friendly rival and sworn friend is the Whip Society.
The whip association is characterized by a "superfluous" line, as well as a cane.
Symbolizes the authority of the godfathers!
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Don't think about such a distant future now, people are always short-sighted, and have confidence in their own eyes.
The current Starweave Dream is just trying to earn some extra money without pressure.
He didn't think about it to improve his credibility.
It's not like it's some kind of nature exposed, isn't he hiding it?
Just look at his subordinate servant Su Mumu to know this, right?
Well, don't talk about these boring ones.
Boost up!
Half a month later.
Starweaver Yume, who had completed a short training session, was very happy, and her eyes narrowed.
Strength +2, Agility +1, Constitution +1, Willpower +2!
Additionally, through self-study, +1 for education! and +5 for computers!
In terms of skills, it's even more significant!
After all, for people with an intelligence of 80, half a month is enough to complete the introduction of multiple skills!
Special Combat 25, Brawl +20, Pistol Shooting +5, First Aid +5, Stealth +2, Climbing +2, Jumping +5!
But only the first few times will the effect be more significant, and he has a foundation for these.
Another good news: +8 reputation!
It turns out that receiving tribute can increase credibility, and presumably there will be more in the future!
The other students were also very happy and burst into tears.
Mom, I want to study!
Well, this military training not only sharpened the will of the freshmen, exercised their physique, strengthened their skills, but also stimulated their desire to learn, which is really a wise decision to kill multiple birds with one stone!
By the way, Zhuge Mu mysteriously disappeared during this time, and no students could find him.
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This was followed by a 3-day mini-vacation.
There is a holiday after military training, what a unique school!
But it just so happened that Xingweaving Dream could go to Cloud Entertainment to have a look, that Gu Mo didn't know what to do!
But here's the top priority: it's time to collect the money again!
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After happily taking the tribute from the little sisters, Xingweaving Dream was in a happy mood, nothing could stop him from stealing pleasure, no!
The bus is still crowded, and unlike the one that can catch the bus earlier in the morning and can only be squeezed with most people in the afternoon β or you can consider participating in club activities so that you can go home later and stagger the evening rush hour.
You can also consider riding your own bike, but bicycles and electric bikes are too slow, and electric motorcycles are too imposing, which is a bit ...... Wait, nothing bad!
It's decided, take time to practice your electric motorcycle!
Starweaver Dream was in a happier mood, and even the monster meowed and wanted to share it.
"Oh, you want to know too, and I'm secretly telling you, I'm actually most happy that someone is here, right?" Starweave Oneiroi whispered mysteriously, staring at the man on his left.
A very characteristic woman, from the point of view that she is a grass picker, this woman is a little too handsome: shouldn't the grass picker be obscene and devastated, this person's appearance is estimated to be about 75, and he is already very handsome, just find a cute young man and say it directly, right?
β...... I really didn't expect you to notice it. β
After a period of silence, the hidden grass thief approached Starweaver Dream.
"You shouldn't be like this, just calling for help may be able to escape. β
"Oh?" Starweaver raised an eyebrow, "Not now?"
"Hehehe!" the grass thief first laughed at a three-stage queen, and then like a cat playing with a mouse: "You can try it, sweetheart." β
"......" Star Weaving Dream didn't know what to say.
However, when he shouted, he found out......
The others didn't react.
"Huh, what is this? Invisible barrier?"
Xingweaving Dream is secretly excited, this world really has extraordinary abilities.
"Hehe, the reaction is fast. Well, let you see it, show it, stealing monster!"
The grass thief raised his hand slightly, and a light gray air mass appeared above her.
"Masaka, you are ......"
"That's right, I'm ......," the smile on the grass picker's face widened.
But Hoshiori said something she didn't understand: "Stand-in messenger, what about your posture, where is your jojo?"
"What are you talking about?" said the grass picker who didn't understand it at all.
"Forget it, I'll explain it to you: it's Alter!"
"He, me?" Xingweaving Dream, which is a good lingua franca in the West, translated it for the first time.
That could be said, but the common name was Alter. The grass thief's expression gradually exaggerated, and he looked a little distorted.
"This ability is different for everyone. My stealer isn't the warlike AltaΓ―r, but I love his abilities. β
The grass thief made a grabbing motion, "He can steal the breath, I have stolen your breath, no matter what you do now, you can't make a movement, only I can hear it, this is a supreme power that can destroy the laws of nature!"
"Of course, there is nothing to say about this ability, the ability I like the most ......" The grass picker's expression gradually became perverted: "The person who steals the breath will not be able to disobey my orders, and he will regard me as the most amiable person...... So, so, give me your white breath and be my new pet!"
"......" Star Weaver listened to the explanation of the ability, and at the same time guessed.
The self is different from the self, some parts are diametrically opposed, but some are the sameβfrom the true self.
The Breath Stealer can steal her breath and make others friendly to her, so she can't make others friendly herself, can't she keep this state of silence?
That's why there's more talk?
"But what about me? How do I fight the Breathstealer?"
Starweaver's head was running, thinking about a way to break the game:
Shoot directly at the body, or attack others to get attention?
There's only one chance, and if the breathstealer's breath-stealing ability were to act on the lungs, it would be suffocating......
Damn, in the face of him and my envoy, my strength is still too poor!
Or is it hard for mortals to fight against, right?
And...... That breath-stealing ability is too gentlemanly, isn't it?
I'm arrogant, because I think it's an ordinary person, I'm lax!
Xingweaving Dream pondered, entangled, and of course did not ignore the current situation.
"That, that is, the rumors are true?"
The grass thief was not in a hurry, "Which rumor are you talking about? Most of them are true." β
"Ah, by the way, what's your name?"
"Hehe, sister, my name is Lin Yanfeng, how is it, Xingzhi Dream Sweetheart, the name is good, right?"
If you know the name, you must know what happened recently...... For example, the fact that I have a weapon! (This is talking about firecracker-type things, just listen to it, produced by Su Mu)
"Ah, I didn't expect you to be a grass picker. "Starweave Dream is still stalling for time.
"Yes, who made those men blind and blind to me, to ignore me, to be disgusting? Lin Yanfeng's expression seemed to be smiling, and he didn't mind chatting for a while.
"Alright, boy, let's get started. My sister is very confident in my craft, but it can be a headache if I don't have enough time. Lin Yanfeng, the grass thief, didn't intend to delay, and used the stealing monster to entangle Xingweaving Dream, and stretched out his hand comfortably......
"Hey, what's the rhythm?" Starweaver's mouth wasn't locked, so he still had the strength to complain, "Do you really want to do this?"
"Oh, give me a reason to reject you?" the grass thief's hand stopped in front of her skirt.
"Hmm...... Someone's watching here, how?" Starweaver shook her head happily, gesturing to the phone poking her head out of her bag.
"Meow!" Starweaver smiled slyly, in fact, the phone is just a disguise, and the real goal is to be a monster!
Since it's not a soundproof barrier......
If only the monster made a loud enough noise to alarm the others!
These days he has a general understanding of the situation: evidence matters!
If there is direct evidence, the efficiency of the law enforcement team is frighteningly high, but there is no corresponding, or the evidence is vague, sorry, it will not be processed!
This is the case.
"......" Lin Yanfeng's expression was obviously surprised, but she still took back the stealing monster as soon as possible, and the others had already begun to pay attention here.
"Oh, good, I'll pay attention to this next time, then see you next time, sweetheart. Lin Yanfeng left a bewitching smile and retreated into the crowd.
"Whew......" Xingweaving Dream gasped hard and took out his phone.
Well, the recording function of the mobile phone is actually also turned on.
Sixteen stars spoke: "Next, you should be careful, this is not easy for me to deal with." β
Big-eyed speak: "Understood." β
Wei Duxiu spoke: "However, this kind of evidence is really interesting, vague indirect evidence is invalid, but as long as direct evidence is involved, it will have super high execution, which is really strange." β
Big-eyed speak: "Yes, it's like turning on the mad dog mode." β
Sixteen stars spoke: "But it's still very vague inside, and I don't know if the evidence this time can be valid." β
Sixteen stars spoke: "It's just that the monster is very powerful, and the heart is very powerful. (+1 tamer)
Big-eyed spoke: "Do you have a backup strategy?"
Sixteen stars spoke: "Yes, attack the other party with a burst of shots, find an opportunity to tie up, as long as it attracts the attention of the people next to you." If you don't have a sound, you can rely on something else. β
Wide-eyed speak: "What if it fails?"
Sixteen Stars spoke: "I feel like you're looking forward to it?"
Big-eyed speak: "(Cold sweat) No, no, you're thinking too much." β
Sixteen Stars speaks: "Oh hehehe!" (kind smile)
Wei Duxiu spoke: "Let's discuss him and me." β
Big-eyed speakers: "Yes, that's right!"
Sixteen Stars spoke: "What are you discussing, do you know how to awaken?"
Big-eyed speech: "......"
Wei Duxiu spoke: "......"
Sixteen stars spoke: "Okay, I'll rest first." β
Sixteen stars spoke: "By the way, there is one more thing, Duxiu can consider asking the elders." β
Wei Duxiu spoke: "I know. β
Big-eyed speak: "What about me?"
Sixteen Stars spoke: "You, you've been escorting me for the past few days, I hope the other party doesn't have the ability to solve 3 creatures at once." β
Sixteen Stars spoke: "You can also consider finding some eye-catching props to bring on your body, firecrackers or something." β
Big-eyed speak: "Understood." β
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Starweaver put down his phone and walked home, keeping an eye on his surroundings to avoid being attacked.
There was no danger along the way, and the starweave dream after entering the door was a little relaxed.
But the threat remains: he can't be so vigilant every day, and sooner or later the other party will solve the problem.
"Alas, no matter what, treat the monster first, the sight harassment caused by the cat is finally not in vain......"
"Huh, that's ......."
"Yes. β
"Looks like my disguise skills are going to do something......"
"Hehehe, you can relax for a while......"
"The way to do it is...... End of this chapter!