【899】Apprenticeship with a large lobster
"Your line of development." I looked at Zhou Gorilla with some surprise, "What do you mean?" ”
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Yes, you see, every time I fight, I always make trouble with you, in fact, I really want to help you, buddy righteousness, brotherly feelings, I also have it, I Zhou Orangutan does things, oh, no, it's me Zhou Qinglong who does things, and it's absolutely unambiguous, little sixth brother, you tell me, I, Zhou Qinglong, treat my brother, what is not thoughtful, you tell me." Zhou Orangutan said to me very seriously,
I smiled and put my hand around the orangutan, "Well, we're funny, I'll talk about it." ”
"I can't fight anymore, I'm always beaten."
"And then."
"And then, I figured I couldn't always be like this."
"Go on."
"That's why I want to learn from a teacher."
I was stunned for a moment, and looked at Zhou Orangutan "Apprenticeship." ”
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Yes." ”
I smiled, then stretched out my finger and pointed at the big lobster, "You don't look for a big lobster to learn, you look for such a big lobster to learn." ”
"Hey, little Liuzi, how do you talk."
I stood up, clapped my hands, and then walked over to the lobster, moved my body, and then the whole class heard the screams of the lobster.
I finished cooking a pot of lobster, then clapped my hands and looked at the orangutans who were in a daze, "Do you want to learn from this one lying on the ground?" ”
"Small, little six" The big lobster stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "You, you give Lao Tzu, wait, wait, in Lao Tzu's territory, grass, grass." ”
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, then touched his head, "Yes." ”
"Learn his ability to resist blows, or learn his ability to keep his flesh and mouth rotten."
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "I just want to learn his ability to play black hands and fish in troubled waters, so I decided that I want to apprentice to the big lobster."
"What's wrong with him?"
"You want to." Zhou Orangutan said to me, "You guys are fighting, after the fight, you don't even know that he used the knife, if I hadn't seen it thoroughly next to him at the beginning, all of us wouldn't know, I thought you knew, who knew that when I said it, you didn't know, just this skill, it's not something that ordinary people can do." Then Zhou Orangutan smiled, "Little Sixth Brother, you see if his ability is suitable for me, his little combat power, if he really fights, it will be given for nothing, but he is always so brave, why." Zhou Orangutan clapped his hands, "Isn't that obvious, he has his own unique skills." ”
I smiled at Zhou Orangutan, "Orangutan, it's so fresh, you can have a good day with the big lobster, are you brainless." ”
"What's the matter, Little Sixth Brother."
"Have you watched too much martial arts lately?"
Zhou Orangutan heard it, "Little Sixth Brother, you are really a god, I have been super obsessed with Jin Yong recently." ”
I took a deep breath, "You should study hard." ”
"Little Sixth Brother, you say the same thing about me, don't you feel embarrassed."
I looked around at the orangutans and smiled, "Okay, you don't want to learn." ”
"Uh-huh, that's right." Zhou Orangutan quickly stood up, then ran to the side of the big lobster, and stretched out his hand to support the big lobster, "Brother shrimp, Brother shrimp, come, I'll help you, come, come, let's continue"
I sighed, a little helpless, and then I got up and returned to my seat.
"Little Liuzi, don't run, don't run."
"Oh, Brother Shrimp, forget it, if the little sixth brother really doesn't run away and comes back, what will you do."
"Okay, do you see that my big lobster is afraid of that little Liuzi's person, don't talk about him, call the black gourd, I'm not afraid, I'll do it."
"Uh-huh, you're amazing"
I turned my head and looked at the big lobster, if it is not rotten than the meat, really, I have never seen anything more horizontal than the big lobster, the lobster's ability to resist hitting is really not ordinarily strong,
I returned to my seat, turned my head, and looked at Brother Ze, who was still lying on his stomach, motionless,
Xiaomei and Sister Jing didn't go back to work, I don't know where they went.
Xiao Chao watched happily there, and he didn't know why he was so happy,
I took a deep breath, then I lay on the table and thought to each other, and in a little time I fell asleep.
When I opened my eyes, it was already the last class in the afternoon, and it was still a self-study class.
I got up and stretched, "Ah, comfortable." "Then I turned my head and saw Brother Xu, Xiao Chao, and Brother Ze, the three of them were fighting the landlord there, and Chenyang was broadcasting live with Shitai at the end.
I was a little surprised, Brother Ze didn't seem to have happened, followed Xiao Chao, and Brother Xu, the three of them were having a lot of fun, which made me a little confused,
Then, the door of our class opened, and I didn't pay much attention.
The person sitting at the door with our class said, "Liu'er, someone is looking for you at the door." ”
"Good class." I smiled, stood up and stretched, and walked towards the door.
I walked to the door of our class with a smile, and then, my smile froze all of a sudden, because I saw the sunset on my sunny smile, I couldn't laugh anymore, on the contrary, I wanted to cry a little,
My first reaction was to run to the class, and as a result, when I just turned around, Sunset reached out and grabbed my arm, "Wang Yue, this is the school, if you feel it, let me take you out, you will be very beautiful, then you run to the class, you run, I will take the police ID to find your homeroom teacher, I have always said that the sunset has come out, sit out, if you don't believe it, you can try it." Then Sunset stretched out his hand to the class, in a very elegant posture, and then smiled at me, "Run." ”
I took a deep breath, "Uncle." ”
"Don't, don't, I'm not your uncle."
"Uncle, listen to me."
"I listen to what you say."
"Actually, there have always been some misunderstandings between us, and I think you must understand this."
Sunset shook his head, then stretched out his hand,
"What are you doing, uncle."
"ID card."
I was stunned for a moment, then reached out and touched my head, "What kind of ID card, uncle, what are you talking about?" ”
Sunset glanced at me, "You don't take it." ”
"I don't really know what ID is"
Sunset rubbed his fists, then smiled at me, "Wang Yue." ”
I watched the sunset smile at me, I don't know why, goosebumps all over my body, I subconsciously took a step back, "What do you want to do." ”
As he spoke, the door of our class opened.
Then Brother Xu, Chenyang, Xiao Chao, Brother Ze and Big Lobster Leizi all came out,
I turned my head and saw these people, and the sunset turned to look at them,
I think they must have thought that Qu Zheng was coming, and they didn't go back, so they came out to take a look, but the result was indeed the sunset, to be honest, I would rather come to Qu Zheng, at least Qu Zheng himself is not good at combat effectiveness, you make such a scoundrel and shameless sunset,
Zhou orangutans are the most afraid of the sunset,
As a result, as soon as the sunset turned his head, Brother Xu beckoned to the sunset, "Brother Yang, you continue." ”
Chen Yang followed and smiled, "Brother Yang, you two go on, go on, we thought it was someone else, let's go back, let's go back"
"Well, let's go back, Brother Yang, you guys talk slowly." Then these people who came out violently returned to the class.
I took a deep breath and looked at them a little depressed, "Are you still human?" ”
Zhou Orangutan was the last to enter the class, and Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "Little Sixth Brother, I really can't help you, you can ask for more blessings." ”
As soon as I heard, "Hey, you orangutan of the week," I was going to the class too. ”
As soon as I left, Sunset reached out and grabbed my arm, "Where are you going?" ”
I smiled at the sunset, "Uncle, you have also seen it, these people are too boring, I want to go back and teach them a lesson." ”
Sunset shook her head, "Don't go anywhere." ”
I smiled at the sunset, "Uncle." ”
"Don't call me uncle."
"Uncle, listen to me."
"ID card." The sunset continues to stretch out its hand "3."" 2""1"Then the sunset reached out and took out the handcuffs,
"Don't, don't, I'll give, I'll give." Then I quickly took out Sunset's ID card from my wallet, and then put it in my hand.
Sunset stretched out his palm, "Give me the obedient one and put it in the palm of my hand." ”
I looked at the sunset, and then reached out and put my ID card for the sunset and put it on his hand.
Sunset took his ID card, then smiled, looked back and forth, and smiled at me, "Tell me, how do you say I should punish you." ”
I was stunned for a moment, "Uncle, what's wrong with me, you can explain it first, okay." ”
Sunset smiled, "Let's talk about it first, how did you get this ID card." ”
I thought about it and said, "That's how I got it." ”
"That's how I got it."
I quickly changed my words, "I picked it up." ”
Sunset looked at me, and then put his hands behind his back, "Xiao Wang Yue, Xiao Wang Yue." Then the sunset said, "You said you found me such a good performance opportunity, so that my family was so happy, you said you found me such a good manufacturer, for me all kinds of health products, you said you found me such a good daughter-in-law, beautiful, kind, and then you finally found me my ID card, my long-lost ID card, you say, tell me how I should thank you"
I was furious by the sunset, "Brother, brother, you see it's okay first, I'm in class now, wait for me to get out of class, and then apologize to you, you said that things have been so long, and I have found true love for you, if you still deal with me like this, is it a little too uninteresting, but you are so old older than me, what do you mean by making trouble with me, do you say yes." ”
Sunset nodded, "Well, what you said makes sense. ”
"Well, that's it, brother, you see that we have a good relationship."
"Go on, go on."
"After all, although some of my little pranks are not good, they all have a very good effect on you in the end, do you say yes?"
Sunset glanced at me, then rubbed his fist, "You dare to say that it has caused me a very good effect." Then the sunset smiled at me, "I'll see where you can run today, and what fresh flowers can you say." Then Sunset picked up the handcuffs again,