Niu Shili, who won the bet with Wu Yanjie, met with me many times, and I reminded him with my eyes: "Have you forgotten something?" But he didn't respond.

I was even a little worried that Niu Shili was deliberately hanging from my heart to make me realize the doom that would come at some point - I could hardly resist taking the initiative to mention the matter of women's hot and clean.

At this time, Sun Yu, who contributed the least in a series of competitions and went to the infirmary as a guest when he had nothing to do, walked in front of me with a villainous expression and a bottle of unopened women's Yanjie.

"Hehe, Ye Lin, you can't admit it if you lose the bet!" Sun Yu smiled and said, "The school doctor heard about your bet and specially donated a bottle of newly bought women's Yanjie...... Could it be that you, as the sports committee of our class, want to be untrustworthy? ”

At this time, the class leader was called away by Teacher Yu, Xiaoqin sat at the table next to me, clenched her little fist hatefully, and made a gesture to pinch Sun Yu to death, but because of the onset of androphobia, she couldn't help me.

Suddenly Sun Yu mentioned this matter, and everyone's eyes suddenly focused on me.

Xiong Yaoyue separated everyone and stood in front to complain to me.

"Hey, hey! Ye Lin was tired like this dog for our class to win, but not only did you not thank him, but you also held on to the matter of Nu Yanjie, do you still have humanity! ”

"What can I say!" The loudspeaker also interjected, "Sun Yu, you haven't played for a total of 10 minutes in three games, but you remember other people's things clearly!" Everyone is happy, why did you suddenly come out and find no pleasure? ”

Sun Yu's face was a little embarrassed, but he didn't give up, he put the woman Yanjie on my table like a demonstration, and said unconvinced:

"These are completely different things, I'm happy that the class won, but it's also important to admit defeat! Otherwise, if the sports committee says anything next time, everyone will not believe it! ”

Xiong Yaoyue and the loudspeaker still wanted to defend me, I stretched out my hand to stop them, and stood up from the seat, except for Niu Shili, the height of the people around me was immediately compared to me.

Sun Yu took a step back, guarding against me to hit him, and he used his eyes to win the support of the other basketball players, but received no response.

After this desperate struggle, I won the victory, and the other team members have already regarded me as a comrade, which makes me very happy.

Although it is not impossible to mix up the incident of women's Yanjie, but the manly husband said nothing, I glanced at Sun Yu with disdain (he timidly retreated further), and then forcefully unscrewed the women's Yanjie on the table, and as soon as he raised his hand, he fell down his mouth with his neck up.

If you want to know whether Yanjie is sweet or sour, I can tell you responsibly if you have personal experience: it is sweet and sour, and there is a smell of pregnancy!

As Director Cao said, just smell it with your nose and feel a strange fragrance, but the taste is very strange when you drink it! Let me suspect that this is the sake lees of the Tsarist period, mixed with vinegar from the Qianlong period!

"Ye Lin, don't!" Qin let out a mournful cry next to me, not wanting to see my twitching facial expression, but covering her face.

I was a booze drinker, and I deeply shocked everyone present, Xu Lijun gave me a thumbs up and praised: "Ye Lin is a man!" Admire, admire! ”

Admire your sister! I'm just halfway through the drink, and I already want to throw up! If you drink it any more, you should get pregnant!

But face matters! You can't give up halfway in front of everyone! No matter how uncomfortable it is, hold it for me, hold on!

At this moment, I suddenly felt a very strong hand holding the bottle of Nu Yanjie, and then snatched it without saying anything.

Even if my physical strength declines, among the students in the second (3rd) class of junior high school, the only one who can easily do this is Niu Shili.

I was full of confusion, I didn't know what Niu Shili was going to do when he took away the bottle, and I was about to ask, but I heard Niu Shili say:

"I'm the one who made the bet with Ye Lin, and I'm really sorry to involve everyone on the basketball team." After a pause, he said, "The whole process has taken a lot of hard work, and if there is no result so far, some people may not be satisfied-"

Speaking of this, Niu Shili's tone was aggravated, and he stared in the direction of Sun Yu, and Sun Yu felt even more betrayed and separated.

"But in today's ball game, Ye Lin has made a great contribution, and it can be said that half of the credit is his, and someone told me that if Ye Lin didn't save the zuihou throw-in ball back to me, then the person who drinks the woman Yanjie now is not him but me."

These words came from my heart, although there were not many flowery words, but they were loud and sound, and I was very moved to hear them.

Niu Shili and I glanced at each other, he used to be like fire and water with me, but at this time, his eyes were full of the enthusiasm of his comrades.

"So-" Niu Shili said loudly, "The man's words are true, and the words he says cannot be invalidated, since someone is looking forward to one of the two of us drinking the woman's Yanjie, then let Ye Lin drink half a bottle, and the remaining half a bottle, I will drink it!" ”

After speaking, Niu Shili opened his big mouth, raised his neck, and drank the rest of the woman Yanjie until the bottle was empty, and he could no longer pour a drop of liquid.

My friends and I were stunned! Regardless of whether there are friends or not, the other students around are also stunned!

After drinking it dry and wiping it clean, Niu Shili put the empty bottle on the table with a fierce expression of "who is not convinced".

Nima, who dares to come! After drinking half a bottle of Women's Yanjie so happily, your combat effectiveness is broken! The protagonists of martial arts novels who drank the golden pill jade liquid are not your opponents! Because the liquid that can really improve combat effectiveness will not be so delicious!

It's like the holy water that the Garin Immortal gave to Little Wukong in "Dragon Ball" is simply poisonous! Not to mention the taste or something, maybe, only by drinking the terrible taste of the liquid, can you become a real master, and the woman Yanjie is an indispensable test to become a man!

This...... What is this liliang? I feel like I'm getting stronger little by little, is this the effect of women's cleansing? Is it my delusion?

Oh, it's really my delusion, I just feel a lot of loss after drinking the women's Yanjie, and I want to trick everyone into drinking with me, if someone is deceived, then I'm very sorry, but it's also a very interesting experience, isn't it?

For Niu Shili, who stood on my right side and drank the remaining half bottle of Women's Yanjie for me, I was so moved in my heart! Sure enough, I read that right, the friendship between men is more simple and reliable! You don't need a thousand words, you don't need sweet words, sometimes you just need a look to make sure that you have become friends!

And this friendship is the friendship of drinking a bottle of women! Outsiders can't understand the taste, unless you also come to drink women's hot cleansing! (Really, just take a sip too, born as a Chinese, even gutter oil and Sudan red have eaten, don't drink a mouthful of women's Yanjie is embarrassed to go out and greet people) Of course, this also involves the problem that I just drank women's Yanjie to the bottle, Niu Shili grabbed it, and drank it directly without wiping. Theoretically, this is called an intermittent ...... Indirect kissing......

Luckily, PHS isn't in the classroom! If she sees it, I don't know what terrible BL story to make up! I don't want to be the prototype for her published work!

At this time, I found out that Sun Yu ran away in disgrace at some point, and he was a villain in vain, but the friendship between me and Niu Shili was superficial, which was really boring.

Although we did what we said and behaved arrogantly, Niu Shili and I also paid the price - neither of us could eat at noon.

The most infuriating thing is that after Xiaoqin concluded that I would not be poisoned, she asked me curiously:

"Classmate Ye Lin, is the woman Yanjie delicious?"

Drink your sister! I rinsed my mouth 50 times after that, and I couldn't get rid of the taste in my mouth! Now I have nausea when I have hiccups, and I want morning sickness when I have nausea...... No, it's vomiting!

Niu Shili's situation is not far behind, we see each other in this miserable state, tacitly, and have a sense of companionship identity.

I heard that if you are poisoned by heavy metals, you can drink milk to simply neutralize the toxicity, although the woman is not a heavy metal, but it is also a heavy taste, I asked Xiaoqin to go to the commissary to help me buy boxed milk, Xiaoqin happily agreed.

To my surprise, although I forgot to instruct, Xiaoqin was very careful to buy Niu Shili's share.

"Classmate Ye Lin, because Niu Shili drank half of the women's Yanjie for you, I have a good impression of him now." Xiaoqin said to me, "But I still don't dare to talk to the boy, I can't daoqian to him, I just buy milk for him, can I be considered humble?" ”

Seeing that I was noncommittal, Xiaoqin pleaded with tears in her eyes: "If a carton of milk is not enough, I will use my pocket money to buy many, many cartons of milk for daoqian!" Ye Lin, about the fact that I beat Niu Shili before, you can forgive me! ”

Thinking about it carefully, it is indeed a bit difficult to let Xiaoqin, who suffers from androphobia, go to Niu Shili Daoqian, and it is difficult to guarantee that she will not continue to force He Ling to be Niu Shili's girlfriend, and now that she is willing to buy milk for Niu Shili, it also means that she has some wishes to express her apologies, so let's spare her for the time being.

Hearing that I would no longer pursue Niu Shili's matter, Xiaoqin put her hand on her chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

I took the milk straw in my mouth and handed another carton of milk to Niu Shili.

"You didn't eat anything, did you? Drink some milk, or you may not be able to withstand it in the afternoon. ”

Niu Shili was stunned for a moment, and didn't pick it up immediately, I smiled and said, "What, is it because your surname is Niu, don't you drink milk?" ”

Niu Shili daxiao, "Nonsense! Is it good that milk is meant to be given to cows? ”

He grabbed the milk unceremoniously and drank it with a clatter, and the two of us looked at each other and laughed.

But don't get me wrong, it's not like PHS thought, there is any adultery between the two of us, but compared to the woman Yanjie, the milk is really delicious.

If you've been hungry for ten days and suddenly one day you're going to have a full meal, you'll laugh too.

After recovering a little bit of strength, I was looking forward to the women's volleyball final in the afternoon, and I heard that although the class leader was not very eye-catching, he would go into battle with an injury, so he must defend the year group championship.

That means I can finally see the squad leader wearing volleyball shorts! What a benefit! Sure enough, it's all bitter! Women's Yanjie is really a magic elixir that makes people lucky! (If there are students who feel that they are unlucky, I highly recommend you to give it a try)