The pothos shook off the shackles of Ren Xu and said with a smile: "Die, die!" I'm afraid you won't die! People like you, who are born to grab air with everyone, and die to the underworld to grab land, it is better to die early and ascend to heaven early! Save the resources of living people. ”

Stimulated by the words of the pothos, he became crazy, he pressed the pothos to the sofa, and his mouth went to the lips of the pothos. ”

The pothos fluttered on all fours, and a slap made him look like a gold star.

Ren Xu stroked his cheek, stood up a little stunned, and looked at the pothos blankly.

The green pothos crossed her eyebrows coldly, stood up, cleaned up her hair and clothes, and then said to Ren Xuyu: "Ren Xuyu, was the slap a few years ago not heavy enough?" I'm going to make up for it again today. Ren Xuyi, let me make it clear to you again, if you do it once, I will beat you once until you can't take care of yourself, if you are rude, don't say that you have no Miqing, even your little brother will be completely gone. ”

Ren Xu was so frightened that he covered his crotch, and when the pothos saw him like this, he rolled his eyes, pursed his lips, and shouted: "Bear-like." "I left the Sheraton Hotel.

Seeing that Ren Xuyu had not moved for two days, Luluo thought that Ren Xuyu had been completely subdued by herself, and after getting off work at noon on the weekend, she walked leisurely to Shuimu Square.

After two days of overtime, my eyelids pulled and my spirit was exhausted, so I pointed to the famous bag and watch cosmetics to stimulate my already shrunken nerves and make myself more energetic.

Red light, pothos quietly waiting on the side of the road to change lights.

At this time, she saw a Jaguar speeding towards her, and the green pothos said hatefully: But don't be Ren Xuyi's car, and then look carefully at the license plate, it's not Ren Xuyan's car, whose car is it?

"This pseudo-man, is he here to find me? Do you look at me? What to do? One word, hide. ”

Turning into a green light, she saw a bus driving from the opposite side, she didn't see which bus it was, so she rushed to the opposite side, and as soon as the bus door opened, the green pothos drilled into the bus, and said in her heart: "This time I can finally dump you!" ”

After two stops, Luluo felt that the danger had passed, and just wanted to get off the bus through the back door, but unintentionally from the back window of the bus, she saw a Jaguar following closely behind the bus, so frightened that Luluo quickly retracted her feet.

Green pothos sighed and said: "Green pothos, green pothos, why did you provoke this great god again, it's really enough to carry it, what should I do?" Sit a few more stops and see what happens! ”

The bus ran in front, and Jaguar followed behind unhurriedly, seeing that the pothos was angry and didn't know what to do. Finally, Jaguar seems to be no longer behind the bus, Pothos is overjoyed, the bus seems to be coming to the station, Pothos leaps a few steps, ready to get off, but sees Jaguar next to the bus door, parallel to the bus.

As soon as the pothos stretched out his head, the Jaguar window slid down with a "brush", and Ren Xu Yu raised a middle finger down at the bus, which frightened the pothos and quickly retreated to the bus seat.

Back and forth, uncertain, just like this more than a little Ming, the bus finally arrived at the terminal, pothos listened to the bus station, it turned out to be Xishan Forest Park Station.

The pothos quickly got out of the car with the crowd, and the steamer-like heat made her feel like she was entering the kitchen of frying and roasting.

The hot sun is in the sky, and the hot eyes follow.

This tail must be shaken off, so as not to be verbose. The pothos walked into the bushes beside the road and slowly moved towards the gate of the forest park.

"Don't hide, I'm following your ass!" Ren Xu slid down the window, looked at the pothos ghostly appearance, and grimaced at the pothos and laughed.

Seeing that all her actions were under Ren Xuyan's eyes, Luluo simply didn't do anything, and came to Ren Xuyan's car window and yelled at Ren Xuyan: "You're bored!" Why do you keep stalking me? I'm not tired! Follow me again, and I'll announce to the world that you're a pseudo-man. ”

Ren Xuyu looked calm, made a gesture of invitation lightly, and then said, "Say it!" Let the whole world come and listen, whether you say I'm a pseudo-mother, or say I'm a pseudo-man, see how many people believe your words. ”

Listening to Ren Xuyu's words, the pothos walked forward angrily, and Ren Xuyu's car followed behind the pothos, rolling slowly behind it.

Pothos thought to herself, see if you can still follow me, I will dump you at the park ticket office.

Seeing Ren Xuyu stop quickly, the green pothos wanted to slip away, but found that Ren Xuyu was running towards him.

"What's going on? What's wrong with parking? I'll go, this pseudo-person, what a cow! ”

The pothos didn't say a word, and went straight to the ticket office of Xishan Forest Park.

At the ticket office of Xishan Forest Park, under the big sun, the long queue is lined up like a crooked earthworm, in order to deal with this day, everyone is fully armed, looking at themselves, showing their arms and legs, and wearing high heels, where is this to climb the mountain, this is simply to jump the mountain.

Luluo looked at the back, Ren Xu was looking at herself, and she was so frightened that Luluo quickly turned around and said to herself angrily: "How can I get rid of this scoundrel?" ”

The throat is like a fire, the face is like a monkey's buttocks, on this hot day, a person can spontaneously combust in the sun, not to mention that there are people who provoke themselves.

Seeing Ren Xuyu walking towards him, the green pothos took a small round fan from the roadside advertisement in his hand and kept fanning it, and said hatefully: "Ren Xuyu, you can make this girl miserable today." ”

Ren Xu Yu faced the pothos' heart-scratching eyes, and smiled calmly: "Come, drink some water." ”

When the pothos saw that there was water coming to save her life, she stretched out her hand and grabbed it.

Ren Xuyu shrank his hand and said, "Oh, I remember, you don't like to drink water, and the sycophants are wrong again." ”

Ren Xu opened the cap of the bottle and drank more than half of the bottle of water by himself.

The remaining little asked the pothos: "Do you want to drink?" That's all there is to it. ”

The green pothos swallowed the mucus on the jaw, and looked greedily at the jade dew elixir in the bottle, and was no longer able to talk nonsense, just coldly watched Ren Xu Xuan working around there.

Seeing that he couldn't amuse the pothos, Ren Xu took out a bottle of unopened water from his pants pocket and threw it to the pothos to laugh at himself: "Look at your pitiful appearance, give you a bottle." ”

The pothos caught the water thrown over, but before it was opened, it only felt that its mouth and teeth were cool, and when it was opened, the heat disappeared by half as soon as she raised her neck.

"Next, which of you votes?"

Ren Xuyu handed over the money, stretched out two fingers and said, "Two." ”

By the time the pothos finished drinking the water, Ren Xuyu had already held the ticket in his hand.

Ren Xu smiled and said, "Come in!" It's always pretending when it's critical. ”

Green pothos smiled: "Yes! Who made you chase after you with a shy face? If you don't let you have some blood, you don't know that Xishan is in Haidian! ”

The two of them stirred their tongues into the door, and then they heard the sound of the water, and took a closer look, but saw the silver waterfall flowing, straight down the blue pool, the blue pool is clear, the shock wave is rippling, around the silver waterfall, the small flowers are dotted, and it is very good-looking.