After many days of examination, Ren Xuyu and Luluo stood at the urologist's desk and handed all the examination results to the director of urology.

"Director Fu, why did you come to work in the Department of Urology? Are you also the same as our laboratory department, where do you need to move? ”

Director Fu nodded with a smile.

Lu Luo continued: "Director, my friend's checklist has been printed, can you help me see if my friend's illness can be diagnosed?" ”

The director took the inspection report from the pothos hand and carefully checked them one by one.

After a while, the director raised his head and said to Luluo: "Xiaolu, your friend has been diagnosed with obstructive non-rice brune. ”

"Obstructive amycyanosis?" Ren Xu Yu and Pothos repeated.

Ren Xu said blankly: "How could I get this disease?" ”

As he spoke, Ren Xuyu gestured in front of the chief surgeon's desk: "Doctor, you see, I am masculine and fit, strong and strong, all year round, I don't even have a cold, you take a closer look, my beard is thick and hard, especially piercing; Look at the Adam's apple on my neck again......"

Saying that, Ren Xu picked up his clothes, patted his abdominal muscles and said: "Doctor, look at my eight-pack abs again, this is a Peugeot for bodybuilding men, I have nothing wrong with anything, how can I get this... What obstructive absence of rice cyanosis. ”

The director of surgery listened to Ren Xuyu's words, and asked with a smile: "Young man, you are now healthy and handsome, but did you get sick when you were young?" Mumps, have you ever had it? ”

"Mumps?"

Ren Xu Yu lowered his head and thought for a while and said, "I had mumps and mumps when I was thirteen or fourteen years old, and it was an ordinary disease!" We've had kids there. How? Doctor, what is the relationship between mumps and this obstructive anocyanocyanis? ”

The forty or fifty-year-old surgeon patiently explained: "This mumps disease is a high incidence in winter and spring, mainly through the respiratory tract, the virus can exist in the patient's saliva and respiratory secretions, through the air or droplets, or through the saliva-contaminated clothing of the infected person. The main manifestation is enlargement of the root of one or both earlobes, and the body temperature of most patients is about 38 degrees, which can be self-healing in about a week. ”

Ren Xu Yu recalled, nodded for a while, and said, "Yes, when I was in junior high school, I had mumps and healed myself!" But what is the relationship between mumps and obstructive anomanine disease? ”

Pothos took out her mobile phone and turned on the recording, recording the words of the director of surgery.

Ren Xu said angrily on the side: "Hey, pothos, even my privacy dares to record, record your size!" I'm like this, if you don't come to comfort and comfort me, what else are you recording! ”

As he spoke, he stepped forward and wanted to snatch the mobile phone from the pothos' hand.

Luluo hurriedly put the phone away, and smiled at Ren Xuyu: "What are you panicking, this is a surgical expert in our hospital, I can hear Director Fu's class, how many students' blessings, I am thinking about how to write my academic paper, today I can listen to Director Fu talk about the pathology of this disease here, my academic paper is going to start from this aspect, write a relationship between mumps and azoospermia, Director Fu, what do you think?" ”

Director Fu heard what Luluo said, and said with a smile: "Young people are studious and promising, Xiaolu is very good, okay, then I will be more detailed." ”

Saying this, Director Fu took a sip of water, cleared his throat and continued: "This mumps is very related to this disease, this mumps has a very strong ability to replicate the virus, this virus, I like gao pills for boys!" The virus reaches the boy's gao pill through the blood circulation, causing the boy's gao pillitis, if you have mumps, a week has not healed, it will cause mumps gao pillitis, you have to think hard, if you really have gao pillitis at that time, there is pain and pulling feeling. ”

Ren Xu thought about it for a while, and then nodded and said: "Yes, at that time, my mumps seemed to be more than a week and not better, at that time I was red and swollen behind my ears, fever was uncomfortable, my mother said that I was a big cheek, in order to save money, my mother found a teacher who taught calligraphy, and asked the teacher to treat me with soil methods." ”

Ren Xu touched his ear and continued: "The local method of treating mumps in our hometown is to use that stinky black ink map behind the patient's ear and say that this can reduce the swelling. So my mother begged the calligraphy teacher to use this method, and the calligraphy teacher took out the black ink, put the stinky black ink behind my ear, and recited the mantra again: 'When the ink comes, the cheeks will disappear, and the ink will disappear.' Then the tip of the pen drew a few words on the brick wall, and after ten days, my mumps (mumps) was cured, and my mother preached that this method was effective, but I really don't remember whether my gao pills hurt or not. ”

The chief of surgery nodded, "Although your illness is cured!" But the mumps virus has invaded your gao pills, your gao pill meridians are blocked, the average male without rice bruism, 30% are caused by mumps virus, so you must go to a regular hospital for treatment when you are sick, the side effects caused by the soil method, it was only found after so many years, I suggest that you still do dredging and anastomosis surgery as soon as possible! ”

"What is the anostomosis surgery done?" Ren Xuyu was so frightened that his face turned pale and his speech was slurred.

After a while, he covered his DD with both hands, shook his head and said: "No, no, no, I don't do surgery, my rice tube is so thin, so small, I can't get it right, I don't know if I've been gelding." ”

The surgeon listened to Ren Xuyu's words and said with a smile: "Young man, would you rather believe in the local method than medicine?" ”

Ren Xu said distressedly: "Doctor, don't force me, if I am really gelding, now it has a Forbidden City, and he has not asked the emperor to be a eunuch, right?" I was castrated, and I had no place to go, and I not only became a eunuch, but I also became a great eunuch. ”

Luthos was so angry that she was listening, she looked at Ren Xu with her eyes, and said with a smile: "Look at your bear-like, think about the bad in case of trouble, can you think of something good?" You are still guarding and stealing, you have an empty place, and there are still things to steal? ”

Ren Xuyu glared at the green pothos fiercely and replied: "Don't persuade me, no, no, no, I will never do this operation." ”

Seeing Ren Xuyu's reaction so fiercely, the director of surgery said with a smile: "Young man, this matter should be done sooner rather than later, you go back and think about it, Xiaolu, you should know the harm of this disease, since it is your old classmate, you should persuade him to come to this operation as soon as possible to relieve his troubles in this regard." ”

With that, the chief surgeon returned the examination sheet in his hand to Ren Xuyu, then stood up and opened the door to welcome the next patient. Seeing the next patient walk in, the chief of surgery pointed to the chair and said, "Old man, please take a seat, how do you feel after the operation?" Is there anything else uncomfortable......"