Chapter 137: Don't Call Me Silly Brother
"Who's your stupid brother?" I said and looked around, refusing to admit that I was her stupid brother.
"It's you, stupid, lost so many games!" Angel looked at me mockingly.
"So you've been spying on me?" I asked, squinting.
"It didn't take long for me to see someone playing chess with his dead face." Angel said with a mocking smile on her face that grew even worse.
"Voyeur!" I glanced at Angel and said, but I was happy in my heart, she still came after all, which proves that she still has me as a friend in her heart.
Angel didn't mind if I called her "voyeur maniac" with her hands pinned behind her back, bowed over and looked at me squatting on the ground and said, "Silly brother, how do you want Sister Angel to entertain you?" ”
"It's good to improve the accommodation conditions, go to the State Guest House to book a suite, and let Brother Yixi rest."
Angel ignored the ridiculous request, and said again: "Silly brother, it's really stupid!" ”
"Warning you, don't call me stupid brother, I'll turn my face." I stood up from the ground, lowered my head and approached Angel's face infinitely, and said to Angel with a look of self-righteousness.
"You are a stupid brother, if you have the ability, you can go to win others, and if you win, I won't call you stupid brother." Angel looked up at me and said without any threat from me.
"Didn't you see that he was defeated by me, and he couldn't hold his face and fled?" I started putting gold on my face again.
"Silly Brother......
"You don't know, Brother Yixi, I let him run the car, otherwise he can win, ridiculous!!"
"Silly Brother......
I was anxious, pinched Anqi's face with my hand and said, "It's all over you, Brother Yixi's temper hasn't been very good recently." ”
When I attacked, Angel immediately cut into the fighting state and stomped on my foot, and I immediately let go of the hand that was pinching her face.
"Zhang Yixi, are your hands dirty, touch my face." Angel said to me angrily.
"Why don't you call me stupid brother?" I ignored the pain and said to Angel with a smile.
Angel gave me a blank look, ignored me, and walked forward on her own....... I hurried to catch up with her.
"Hey, you haven't entertained me yet, are you going to leave like this?" I stood in front of Angel and said.
Angel stopped, looked at me, and said something that surprised me for a while: "Go to my house, why stay in a hotel." ”
"You're going to take me to your house, did I hear me right?" I asked, pointing to my nose.
"It's not like I haven't lived together, so why bother squirming so much?" Angel said unappreciably.
I pulled the corner of Anqi's clothes and said, "Is this ~~ convenient?" ”
"What's inconvenient about helping me decoction?" Angel looked at me with a smirk.
"Damn, I've come all the way from Nantong, if you don't entertain me, forget it, and let me help you volunteer, this thing is new, right?" When I understood Anqi's real intention of letting me go to her house, I was a little out of control, this chick was so unkind.
Angel looked at me without words, and suddenly she covered her lower abdomen and frowned and said to me: "Brother Yixi, I have a stomachache~~!" ”
I asked a little incredulously, "Did you act~~?" ”
"It hurts.," Angel said, crouching down.
"Are you not eating on time again? ~~~Hey~~ I'm afraid of you, give me your car keys. "I became worried again, it stands to reason that Angel should have finished the medicine prescribed by the doctor a long time ago, but she also asked me to decoct the medicine for her, and it was obvious that she had not taken the medicine during this time.
"In my bag, you take it yourself~~!" Angel seemed to be in real pain, and she didn't even have the strength to hold the car keys.
I immediately nervously picked up the bag, the more nervous, the more I couldn't find it, I simply poured out the contents of the thing, and finally found Anqi's car keys, and also found a pack of sanitary napkins~~ I was a little speechless, this is also a coincidence, I met her twice in Yangzhou, just in time for her menstrual period.
I looked at the sanitary napkin on the ground and asked suspiciously, "Are you sure it's a stomach ache and not a menstrual cramp?" ”
"You idiots don't treat me as idiots, okay, I can't tell the difference between menstrual cramps and stomach pain!!" Angel said to me angrily.
"Okay, okay, can't I be wrong?" I squatted down as I spoke, and said, "Come up, I'll carry you." ”
Angel suddenly jumped on top of me as if she was nothing, hugged my neck and suddenly "giggled".
"Your uncle, you trick me, let me down." I shook it twice as I spoke, but I couldn't shake off Angel at all, and now she was like she was welded to me.
"Saying that you are my stupid brother, did you reply this time, Yixi silly brother......" Angel said in a smug tone after the success of the little trick.
"There is a river ahead, believe it or not, I will die with you, and I will be anxious Brother Yixi, neither of us will be able to end well." I said angrily.
"Silly brother, just joking with you, you will die together, stupid or not?"
I almost have a feeling that I am going to collapse, according to incomplete statistics, from the time I met Anqi to now, in just ten minutes, she said no less than 20 times stupid, making me doubt myself: Am I really a little stupid?
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I just went home with Angel, this is the first time I went to her house, I don't want to describe what her house looks like, there is nothing to describe, isn't it just a villa, the big one is a little dazzling, and it's not that I haven't seen it, just last week, I saw a private villa in Shanghai that is bigger than this, as well as the back garden and swimming pool, that's in Shanghai, I don't behave very calmly!!
As soon as I comforted myself, I calmly followed Angel into her house.
"Sister Angel, are you living alone?" I asked as I looked at it, feeling the carpet under my feet soft and comfortable.
"That's right!"
"You didn't hire a babysitter?"
"What do you ask a babysitter for? I don't come back very often. ”
"Oh" I nodded, wanting to ask: what about your family? But I didn't ask, and I vaguely felt that the word family might be Anqi's pain.
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Angel went back and went into her room, mysteriously, and sternly warned me that I would never be allowed to enter her room without her consent, in fact, I had no intention of entering her room, strictly speaking, I am not a particularly curious person, this may be the biggest difference between me and Angel, she is an out-and-out curious baby.
I didn't let myself be idle, I went directly to the kitchen to help Angel fry the medicine, I guessed right, this medicine is the same as the last time, Angel didn't move at all, but what I don't understand is: since there is no plan to eat, why bring it back to Yangzhou from Nantong, this is really boring, but from this point of view, we are very similar, because I am also bored.
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(How did I get angry when I saw some comments lately...) What happened to the sling? There can't be a woman upside down with the sling?。。。。 Have you seen the process of Zhang Yixi's struggle? There is no doubt that Zhang Yixi is a sling, but he just takes the sling as a process that needs to be experienced in life, and he will eventually transform after struggle. . . This book is about the process of how a sling struggles, not a process of telling you how a sling is decadent, how there is no woman, and how to complain. Please understand the nature of the book ... )