Xiaoqin didn't come to class the next day, and she was absent during her menstrual vacation every month, which has become her fixed pattern.

Not to mention, whenever this happens, I always feel that something is missing around me, which is weird.

So most of the class time is used to run an online store with a mobile phone.

Although it was not specifically stated before, our "Happy Valley Sex Toy Shop" still has some regular female customers.

Because of the Internet, both sides are anonymous, so some things that can't be said in normal times can be taboo here.

In addition, the four customer service "Donkey Kong", "Mario", "Clove", and "Southern Red Bean" in our online store, the last two look like female customer service just by looking at their names.

In fact, as you must have guessed, these four customer service agents are all pretended by me, in order to appear that the store is more professional and larger. This is a common phenomenon in the Taobao industry, so when you want to consult customer service in the future, please don't hesitate to find which customer service to find.

Sometimes female customers will leave product reviews like this:

"Haha, I put it under my clothes, go on a blind date, and I couldn't stand it when I was still at the dinner table, I almost couldn't hold back, the man looked at me very strangely, did he find out?"

it! If you're not sincere, don't go on a blind date! Let's spend the rest of your life with our sex toys! You specially went to the blind date to do this, what kind of high-level play are you playing!

There are also female customers who leave a message like this:

"The seven-section frequency conversion is very easy to use, my sister is not going to find a boyfriend, it is too much electricity, do you sell rechargeable batteries in your online store?"

Please go to a digital store to buy rechargeable batteries! Thank you for patronizing us, but please find a boyfriend as soon as possible! Even if it's just to save some power resources for the country!

Some female customers left even more strange messages:

"The model in your online store, where did her hair get permed?"

Nima Shuzhe: He's wearing a wig! The lower part of the wig is slightly upturned to the sides, and it was molded when it left the factory! And again, this is a sex toy store, not a barber shop!

Not long after running the online store, I received a text message from Director Cao.

Thanks to the fact that I kept turning my phone to vibrate, I didn't show my stuff in the Chinese teacher's class, I was really wise.

Director Cao said on the text message:

"I can't get Miss Emily's panties, my source of life is about to run out, please hurry up......"

Hurry up your sister! And what does your source of life have to do with Lori's panties? I heard my dad say that the "holy water" that often appears in movies and games is obtained by soaking the pages of the Bible with ordinary spring water, and it is not possible to filter the tap water with Lori's underwear to become the Alpine mineral water of Director Cao!

I don't know if it's my delusion, in Xiaoqin's absence, the squad leader seems to be deliberately keeping a distance from me, is it related to what Xiong Yaoyue said to her yesterday?

If that's the case, squad leader, you've completely misunderstood! Xiong Yaoyue refers to me and the same ** person who doesn't exist at all, not me and Xiaoqin at all! And even if Xiaoqin and I are really a couple, you shouldn't not approach me in order to avoid suspicion, but you should move out of the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Women", and smash it on our heads to let us cut off the love thread, study hard, and avoid being deducted points in the second (3rd) class of junior high school!

Is there any reason why you are not confident enough to stop us from falling in love?

Unlike usual, this time Xiaoqin only had a day off and came to class with gritted teeth.

On Wednesday morning, Xiaoqin came to school on her stomach and returned her washed pants to Xiong Yaoyue.

"Huh? It turns out that you really wore it! Xiong Yaoyue showed a surprised expression.

Seeing that Xiaoqin was very unenergetic, I teased her and said:

"What kind of story is your "Love in Zhoukoudian" telling? Is it the story of apes falling in love while fighting dinosaurs? ”

Xiao Qin said dyingly, "Yes...... It's the story of the female ape people who saw which male ape was good-looking, knocked out with a stick and dragged him back to the hole......"

Nima, what kind of aiqing story is this! And don't weakly pronounce "male ape" as "official ape"! Those are two different creatures altogether, okay! Male apes are much busier than official apes!

In addition, whoever you fall in love with will be knocked out with a stick, which seems to be what men did to women in ancient times! (It is said that this is how the word "marriage" came about) why is it reversed in your story! Could it be that in your subconscious, you still want everyone to live in the wilderness stage, and you can drag me back to the cave to humiliate me as long as you knock me out with a stick!

It is not a wise move for Xiaoqin to force herself to come to school, although the big horn and PHS all came to ask for warmth, and the squad leader also gave Xiaoqin a brown sugar water, but it has no significant effect on dysmenorrhea.

Basically, every class was spent lying on my desk, looking at me with a miserable smile while my whole body tensed because of abdominal pain.

"Ye Lin is my painkiller," Xiaoqin said, "I will stop hurting after watching it for a while." ”

"Although the pain medication recommended to me by my mother is quite effective, I heard that taking too many painkillers can lower my IQ, so I only took it once, and I will stick to it by myself in the future......"

Since the painkillers are effective, give me the medicine! As for your IQ, there's no need to worry about it at all! Because it's already a negative number, there is no way to fall!

"Ye Lin, Ye Lin......" Xiaoqin called my name weakly.

For a moment I thought she was going to say her last words.

"Can you lend me your finger?"

"What!?"

"Painkillers don't work with my eyes, so if I put them in my mouth, I might be able to relieve the pain, even if it's a little salty......"

I think I don't taste good, so I'm going to contain myself! And in the sacred classroom of teaching and educating people, what kind of system does it become for the girls at the next table to hold their fingers!

"What a stingy boyfriend...... Xiaoqin sighed, and she took her right index finger up.

"Huh? The taste of the puppet seems to be lighter than Ye Lin'......? ”

Don't put your fingers in your mouth and talk! I can't make sure I can speak! And you're not food, who cares if you're sweet or sour, bitter or salty!

After holding on to lunch, Xiaoqin couldn't stand it anymore, so the class leader asked the teacher for leave and helped her to the infirmary to rest.

When the first class was about to start in the afternoon, I sneaked to the infirmary to see how Xiaoqin was recovering (I wouldn't run into gossipy female classmates at this time).

Unexpectedly, Chen Yingran was not in the infirmary, only Xiaoqin was lying on the bed by the window, I don't know if she had taken painkillers, and she slept very soundly under a white sheet.

I walked up to her lightly and silently stared at her slightly reddened side face.

The bangs on the forehead are a little messy, but it just creates a certain asymmetrical beauty, between a breath and a breath, Xiaoqin's side face is like a work of art carved out of white marble, especially the slightly open lips, like dewdrops in the morning, budding flowers, exuding the charming charm of a young girl.

Judging from this appearance, I can't find the slightest trace of the little overlord as an old enemy!

What a sorrow, what a cheat!

The great enemy who does all kinds of evil is in front of him, but he can't take revenge! What's even worse is that I actually want to...... I actually wanted to kiss Xiaoqin while she was asleep!

Sure enough, before I knew it, the poison of the beautiful snake had penetrated into my body! The Sparta in my heart has also been silent lately, and in the terminology of a qigong master, I visualize it internally, eh? Sparta, what are you doing? When you kneel facing the earthen wall, are you facing the wall to find your former self? Take a closer look, Nima, you're kneeling on a washboard! Who gave you the washboard! When have you fallen to this point?

He was grieving for the fall of Sparta, but he heard Xiao Qin chuckle "grin".

I thought she was awake, but looking over, her sleeping position hadn't changed, and it seemed like she was talking in a dream.

What Xiaoqin is doing, is it a girl's, a colorful dream? Or will it do the kind of ...... that I also appeared? Spring dreams that I also appeared? Watching the girl's sleeping appearance when she has a spring dream, am I a hooligan?

"It's me...... Just think about me every day......"

Huh? I've said a dream story in a sentence! Is this talking about me? Sure enough, it's about to start the foreplay of spring dreams! Do I want to buy a bag of melon seeds and come back to continue appreciating it!

"Leaf ......"

I thought she was going to say "classmate Ye Lin", but I didn't expect her to turn over happily and say:

"Wild Ass ......"

Isn't it the current me that Nima dreamed of! Is it remembering the good times when I was a child who bullied me, that's why I showed such a happy smile!

"What should I do...... Although he was given the nickname of Wild Donkey, he was still too good-looking......"

Finger...... Is it referring to my handsome appearance? Didn't you call me the wild donkey because I was ugly?

"If he looks so good when he grows up, there will be many girls who like him......"

Speaking of this, Xiaoqin showed a worried expression in her sleep.

"Obviously, as long as I like him alone, it's enough......"

"So...... Godmother of the Immortals......"

Nima, what did you dream about! How can there be a "fairy godmother" in your dream that ordinary Chinese would never think of! You think you're Cinderella Cinderella!

"Godmother of the Immortals...... Please use your magic to make the wild ass ugly...... I've been trying to hit him in the face, but the effect doesn't seem to be obvious......"

Your sister! You've got a sister! Cinderella made a wish to the godmother of the gods to go to the prince's ball, but you made a wish to make your prince ugly! In the past, you hit me in the eyes and nose as soon as you made a move, I thought you were trying to make people first, but it turned out to be the idea of making me ugly! Is this also the purpose of using 502 glue to treat my eyebrows?

Regardless of whether zuihou is because of weishenme, in short, you got your wish! The godmother of the gods has made your wish come true! Where does she live like an old immortal, I'm going to strangle her to death!

And you! You vicious Cinderella! Actually, you're not Cinderella at all, you're Cinderella's sister! Haven't I been too good to you during this time!? Should I unswervingly carry out the previous jihua, I must break your heart hard, and make you angry before it is done!