366 Not Romantic Christmas
Jiang Ning lazily got up from the ground.
He crawled out of a pile of beer cans...... It's those beers that are nearing their expiration date.
It's a pity to throw these things away, so they must be destroyed quickly.
He was not the only one in the room, Sister Meow, Xie Xiaowei, Lu Yuling, Cheng Anlan, Christina and Mi Xue were all lying sideways.
They went crazy all night last night, first with a Christmas dinner, and then he fulfilled his promises one by one, first taking Cheng Anlan to fly around the sky, then pinching Mi Xue's feet, and then it became a massage for everyone, and then they drank together, first beer, then red wine, and it seems that there was white wine in the end......
He felt a headache, and the power of alcohol had not yet passed.
Glancing up at the sky, it seemed that it was almost noon, he yawned, and then a white light flashed, and his whole body disappeared without a trace.
Jiang Ning didn't know that after he teleported away, the women opened their eyes one after another.
"Alasβthere are thieves who have the heart but not the courage of thieves." Christina sighed softly.
"Poor dick, note the lonely life! Understandable. Lu Yuling gave an explanation.
All the women nodded together, they all knew the essence of Jiang Ning.
"He ate a lot of tofu." It was Michelle who complained, and the others, including Cheng Anlan and Christina, put a bit of pressure on Jiang Ning, so this rabbit didn't dare to be too presumptuous, but she wasn't.
"If it weren't for so many of us, one-on-one, that guy would definitely have opened meat." Sister Meow said it more pertinently.
"Ugh - this guy doesn't have any romantic cells at all, and he's going to work on his gear again." Christina stretched leisurely.
"No way, he's under a lot of pressure." Xie Xiaowei is the most considerate of Jiang Ning among these women.
"You say, if this turmoil subsides, will the situation be better?" Christina suddenly changed the subject, and she also felt that the atmosphere had not been right lately.
"Then it depends on whether he wins beautifully?" Sister Meow didn't hide it.
"Whatever! If there is pressure, there is motivation, and if there is no pressure, guess what will happen to that guy? Lu Yuling smiled.
Sister Meow and Xie Xiaowei smiled but didn't answer, Cheng Anlan was embarrassed to speak, Christina rolled her eyes, Mi Xue lowered her head, and no one said anything, but everyone had the answer in their hearts.
With that rabbit's temperament, in addition to holding hands, it must still be holding hands, and then changing tricks to hold hands...... In recent days, this guy's tricks have gradually increased.
Silence, these women are still silent, after a while, Sister Meow slapped her hand, and several cans of beer flew over, one can for each person, and the technique was extremely skillful.
It's Christmas, and they're all planning to take a day off.
Time passed minute by minute, seeing that the sun was gradually setting, suddenly a white light flashed, Jiang Ning returned to the room, and at this moment he was full of smiles.
"See how I've changed?" The guy asked with a grin.
Several women turned their heads at the same time, but no one stood up, and all of them were lying there lazily, as if they were all infected with Sister Meow's laziness.
"It doesn't seem like much."
"It's not the Emperor's new clothes, is it? Obviously there is nothing, but what does it say, 'stupid people can't see'. β
"Maybe it's down there, like a bulletproof vest."
A group of women, you say a word to me.
Jiang Ning's appearance does not look the same, it is still the same, wearing a set of sports sweatshirts, the miscellaneous kind, which is very tasteless at first glance, and a pair of tourist shoes underneath, which is also a miscellaneous brand.
"The clothes seem to be a little fatter, and they don't fit very well." Xie Xiaowei is more feminine, plus she is a monster, drinking that little wine has nothing to do with her, and the other two monsters, one is too lazy, and the other belongs to a female man, a little careless.
"I see, it's soft armor, and he's not wearing a sweatshirt at all, but a soft armor that can be transformed." Sister Meow opened her eyes, she is indeed the strongest one here, and her eyes are also the best, once she gets serious, she really can't hide her eyes.
In the next moment, a knife popped out between her fingers.
A cold light flashed, and the knife flew out and slashed towards Jiang Ning's chest.
"it." Jiang Ning hurriedly flashed, his body seemed to diffuse, turning into countless phantoms, and after a while, he gathered into one.
The knife is fast, and his movements are not slow...... However, the knife is faster, after all, the acceleration of the two is not the same.
The sword light swept across Jiang Ning's chest, and the clothes on his chest sent out a fluctuation, like a series of ripples.
"Looks like you've really succeeded." Sister Meow said lightly, as if this was normal.
"You scared the hell out of me." Jiang Ning looked down at the place where he had been crossed.
It's very good, I can't even see a single mark.
A year ago, he had definitely been dissected from the middle.
However, the sweatshirt was also beaten back to its original shape.
It's not a sweatshirt at all, but a strange thing, completely integrated from head to toe, and looks a little baggy like a sweatshirt.
"It seems like there's more than just filaments, there's something else." Sister Meow recalled the feeling of the knife just now: "I really guessed right, there is that kind of black sand in it, filaments and black sand are mixed together, just like the structure of nylon wire mesh and cotton you said, this complex is also a bit like quicksand, with the dual characteristics of solid and liquid, it can't be cut at all, and even if it is cut, it will be immediately bridged." β
With just one knife, Sister Meow understood the mystery.
Suddenly she frowned: "It seems that there is still something." β
"It's emery." Jiang Ning smiled.
Sister Meow hurriedly took out the blade and took a look.
Sure enough, there were obvious signs of wear on the sharp blade.
Her forehead instantly burst into green tendons, although the blade can heal on its own, but it is also distressing.
In the past, she would have laid her paws a long time ago, and she would definitely grab the soft flesh under the armpit of this rabbit, one hundred and eighty degrees, three hundred and sixty degrees, but the problem is that she can't do it now, this rabbit has been turned into an iron hedgehog by herself.
"Xiaowei and Yuling are going to retreat next, and the three of you will also retreat together...... By the way, you have to pull Xiaomei. She said with a cold face.
If you want to deal with this rabbit, there are ways.
"You don't have to be so ruthless, do you?" Jiang Ning hurriedly begged for mercy, what a retreat! It's just that he didn't have a chance to hold hands: "By the way, I have made several pieces, including yours." β
"Do you think you'll be able to get through this?" Sister Meow asked in a nasal voice, her hands crossed over her chest, and her tone was a little unkind.
"Next, I'm going to go to Huashan to have a look." Jiang Ning has a way to make this woman angry.
Sister Meow was silent, and Jiang Ning poked at her vital point.
She has always wanted to go to Huashan to have a look.
"And what about us?" Lu Yuling can't look at it a little, can't she be so favoritous, right?
"Of course there is, one for each person." Of course Jiang Ning won't be so stupid, he still has to mix in his wife's pile! If they are separated from each other...... Don't want to hold hands again in the future?
"Do they have little foxes?" Xie Xiaowei asked, she didn't care much about herself.
Jiang Ning wilted, he forgot that there was another pet slave here.
"Forget it, it's not like you don't know the relationship between him and the little fox." Lu Yuling couldn't stand it anymore.
"Anyway, he's going to refine the Transformation Pill soon, let's wait for the little foxes to transform into shapes!" Sister Meow took out the grandeur of the eldest sister's head.
"Okay, let you go." Xie Xiaowei was just joking, and she didn't plan to take it seriously.
Jiang Ning suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
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"What? That rabbit is out of customs? Still promised to accept the challenge? β
"Has this guy already done a miracle?"
"The Sunflower Book isn't so fast, is it?"
"It's hard to say, how long did Lin Pingzhi practice the "Evil Sword Technique"? Xiao Linzi's qualifications are still the worst. β
"I don't really care if it's fast? I just want to know if he cut it? β
The last sentence was like a thunderbolt, and the monsters that had originally gathered together instantly dispersed.
The one who spoke was sweating profusely, and looked left and right in panic, lest something like a red silk or tentacle suddenly appear and pull him away.
For a long time, he saw that he was fine, exhaled heavily, patted his chest and said, "It's okay, it's okay." β
The next moment, he covered his ass and jumped up, looking pained.
"Woe comes from the mouth, remember, everyone remember."
"With that rabbit's ......" The other monster dared to say something halfway through, and was immediately covered by the buddy next to him.
"I'm not afraid of being blown up, so I'll continue." That guy looked around, he didn't know how the guy who was talking nonsense just now got hit? This trick chrysanthemum remnants are like antelope hanging horns, which is unpredictable.
What could be more terrifying?
"Don't talk about those who don't, how about we make a gamble? I'll sit on the bank. A fat-headed, big-eared youkai stepped forward.
"Which side will win the bet?"
"Is there still a need to gamble? I'm definitely going to buy that rabbit...... The reincarnated demon wins. β
"Me too."
"Why don't we bet on it for a few minutes? I heard that there was also a gamble in Shanghai at the beginning, and the bet was to support a few seconds...... Oh. Another youkai jumped up with his ass clutched.
The other monsters all felt that the chrysanthemums were cold, and they looked around one by one, not knowing how those two guys were recruited.
"Taboo, watch out for taboos." The fat-headed, big-eared youkai warned with a solemn expression.
"Do you dare to gamble?" A youkai next to him asked.
"Open, open as it is." The fat-headed and big-eared monster covered his buttocks with one hand and the front with the other, gritted his teeth, stiffened his head, looked like he was at home, and shouted loudly: "Start gambling from now on, how many people will be blown up by the chrysanthemum?" β
"That's a good idea, but I propose to bet on whether you will be blown up first."
"Agreed."
"Raise your hands in approval."
A group of monsters next to him ran over to join in the fun.
"Okay-" The fat-headed, big-eared youkai was also refreshed, and he had already made up his mind to buy a pair of iron underwear to wear when he returned.