1019 Hobbies
Zhou Biyang got into the car that dawned to the sky.
"It can be determined that it is the old dormitory building of the county procuratorate and the county court, the old dormitory building built more than 30 years ago, and it was jointly built by the county procuratorate and the county court at that time, but three years ago, after the county procuratorate and the county court respectively built a new dormitory building, this dormitory building has been abandoned, and the black Santana car is parked under the dormitory building, and next to the dormitory building, there is also a same black Santana car, and now it can be basically determined that their den is in the old dormitory building."
After listening to Zhou Biyang's report, Shao Sanhe said, "I found their den, and then it will be easy to do." ”
Xiang Tianliang said: "I think it's better to keep an eye on them first, don't easily alarm them." ”
"Cast a long line to catch big fish, I agree." Zhou Biyang said.
Xiang Tianliang said again: "Only keep an eye on the car and not the person, I just think it's enough to find a monitoring point opposite the alley." ”
Shao Sanhe and Zhou Biyang chuckled.
"What are you two laughing at, am I not right?" Xiang Tianliang asked.
Zhou Biyang asked with a smile, "Tianliang, do you know who owns the third courtyard opposite the alley mouth of Majiao Lane?" ”
"I don't know, it's not like the two of you, you even know how many bends there are in Chengguan Town."
Zhou Biyang said: "Deputy Director Fang Yunqing's house." ”
"Ah, that's great, it didn't take much effort to get here." shouted to the dawn.
At this moment, Zhou Biyang's mobile phone vibrate.
Zhou Biyang looked at his phone and smiled, "Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here, the old man who dares to love is also looking at us." ”
It was Deputy Director Fang Yunqing's call.
Soon, the three of them parked the car and quietly entered Fang Yunqing's house.
There was no need to say hello, Fang Yunqing led everyone upstairs, "If you don't show up again, I'll be ready to report." ”
Shao Sanhe asked, "Old Fang, you have already found out?" ”
"Three days ago, I had the habit of morning exercises, I got up at five o'clock in the morning, three days ago at about half past five in the morning, I was playing Tai Chi on the roof of my house, and I saw a Santana sedan driving out of the hemp alley opposite, at that time I just felt strange, there are not many people living there, the people who live in it, either bachelors, or economic conditions are not haode people, how can there be cars in and out, so I thought it was a guy who set up a gambling game inside, yesterday morning at five thirty-five o'clock, I found a Santana sedan out of the hemp alley, I just thought it was very unusual, it didn't look like someone set up a gambling game, the people in Chengguan Town, I know that I live here, I don't think they will be bold enough to set up a gambling game opposite my house, so I simply didn't go to work yesterday, I want to know, when did the Santana sedan enter the hemp alley, I kept watch until about two o'clock in the second half of the night, only to find that the Santana sedan entered the hemp alley, in order to verify my suspicions, I kept watch for another day today, I found that the Santana sedan also went out at about half past five in the morning, and when I came back just now, it was also around two o'clock in the second half of the night, hehe...... Of course, tonight I'm waiting for the three of you to show up. ”
Xiang Tianliang smiled: "Old Fang, you have worked hard. ”
On the third floor, it was the room that Fang Yunqing used to monitor, in addition to a bed, a table and a chair, there was also a case of beer in the room.
Shao Sanhe was happy, Fang Yunqing usually likes to drink at home, and it really lives up to his name, "Old Fang, I will let the finance reimburse you for this box of beer." ”
"Lao Shao, you have it, I'm not going to be poor like this." Fang Yunqing said.
The curtains were drawn tightly, Fang Yunqing had already installed an observation mirror on the window, Zhou Biyang walked over and took a look, "Fang Ju, you are too suitable for monitoring the Majiao Alley opposite, I will send someone to replace you after dawn." ”
Fang Yunqing asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Xiang Tianliang said, "Lao Fang is the group of people who are monitoring the Cathay Pacific Group Company in People's Square. ”
"Oh, now I have found Allah." Fang Yunqing nodded.
Shao Sanhedao: "This opponent is not simple, going out at about half past five in the morning and coming back at about two in the second half of the night are all times when it is difficult for us to track, and it will not arouse the suspicion of others." ”
"Lao Shao, leave this job to me." Fang Yunqing said.
Shao Sanhe shook his head, "You can't, you have to commute to work normally every day, in case the other party also sets up a secret whistle, they will pay attention to you." ”
"Yes, yes, I listen to you." Fang Yunqing took a few bottles of beer and put them on the table, "Come on, come on, it's not easy to come to my house, I don't have anything to entertain you, just use wine as tea." ”
Xiang Tianliang sat on the bed, there was a notebook on the bed, the notebook was opened, Xiang Tianliang glanced at it, and grinned.
"Lao Fang, I heard that you have three hobbies, tai chi, drinking beer, and collecting jokes, and you really live up to your reputation."
"Haha, a little hobby, just a little hobby."
"Can you take a look?"
"Yes, please advise."
Xiang Tianliang looked at the notebook and read: "A group of women, waiting for the B ultrasound examination in the hospital, the nurse shouted, it's lined up, the color B check stands on the left, the black and white B check stands on the right, there is a woman who can't understand, lifts her skirt, takes off her underwear again, and asks the nurse, what do you think of my B?" Everyone laughed, and the nurse said angrily, you are Niu B, hehe...... Lao Fang, you can do it. ””
Several people couldn't stop laughing.
Fang Yunqing took out the pen, took the notebook in Xiang Tianliang's hand, and said with a smile: "The three of you can't come in vain, give me a few jokes." ”
Shao Sanhe smiled at Xiang Tianliang and said: "This is the rule of the old party, when you enter the door of his house, you have to tell three jokes per person." ”
"Yo, I wasn't prepared at all." Xiang Tianliang scratched his head and grinned.
Zhou Biyang, who was sitting in front of the observation mirror, said without looking back: "Old Fang, let me say one first, say, Jihua fertility cadres went to the village to investigate, and asked an old farmer, comrade, do you know that close relatives Weishenme can't get married?" The old farmer smiled honestly, relatives, hehe...... Hehe...... It's too familiar, it's hard to start. ”
“haha…… I'll also say one. Shao Sanhe said with a smile, "Said that there is an old virgin in a certain unit, who participates in the Jihua Birth Commendation Meeting every year, and always looks at others being commended, and her heart is extremely unbalanced, so she looks for the leader of the unit and asks for a title, and the leader thinks about it all night, and the next day she gives her a pennant with four big characters written on it, Anti-Japanese Hero." ”
There was a lot of laughter in the room.
It was Xiang Tianliang's turn, he thought for a while and said: "Said that a female leader returned at night after working overtime, the car was suddenly stopped, two men rushed into her car, a man threatened, to be honest, we are robbed, the female leader heard this, laughed and scolded, his father, such a pleasant thing, what are you doing so nervous, scared to death, I thought it was shuanggui." ”
"Tianliang, you have a connotation in this paragraph, too much connotation." Fang Yunqing smiled, "Biyang, it's your turn." ”
Zhou Biyang said: "It is said that there is an old man who is eager to have a son, but he gave birth to eight daughters in eight years, one night, looking at the mother and daughter full of kang, the old man sighed sadly, the first half of his life was busy, the second half of his life was full of B, big B and small B lay on a kang, and a B king lay in the middle. ”
"Biyang, you don't say it like a joke or a joke, it's too unlevel." Fang Yunqing commented.
Zhou Biyang smiled: "I'm at this level." ”
Shao Sanhe said another, "There was a teacher who came up with a math problem and asked the boy if he asked for it, and the boy said, it came out, one foot long, and the teacher said that it was a bit long, and asked the girl if he asked for it, and the girl replied, he couldn't ask for it, and the teacher said, you, it's not that you can't ask for it, but you don't ask for it at all." ”
Fang Yunqing praised: "Shao Ju's joke is wonderful, asking for the same sound as the ball, it's very level." ”
It was Xiang Tianliang's turn again, "Lao Fang, let me recite a few words to you, saying, sleeping with a lover is to develop an advantageous industry, sleeping with a widow is to revitalize idle assets, sleeping with a young lady is to promote women's reemployment, sleeping with female colleagues is to make good use of regional resources, sleeping with female superiors is to promote industrial upgrading, sleeping with female subordinates is to inject vitality into downstream industries, sleeping with older women is to revitalize the old industrial base, sleeping with girls is to cultivate sunrise industries, sleeping with girlfriends is to accelerate equipment depreciation, and sleeping with wives is to consolidate traditional industries. ”
"Hehe......"
“haha……”
Fang Yunqing praised while remembering, "The county magistrate is the county magistrate, he is so talented, I have to understand this well." ”
"By the way, I have a few words." Zhou Biyang said with a smile, "There was a thunderclap, the escort lady was going to enter D, the grassroots leaders were very nervous, and hurriedly asked the D Central Committee, the secretary smiled and said, these ** really dare to think, immediately rectify the casino, and all of them were arrested to condolence D." ”
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said, "Brother Biyang, I raise my hands in favor of your idea." ”
"Then you can report to the central government, but don't say that I said it, hehe......" Zhou Biyang daxiao.
Shao Sanhe, who was already in the stomach with a bottle of beer, also came to a faint joke.
"There was a man, after knowing that his wife was wrongdoing with the leader, he angrily found the leader's wife, the leader's wife was very angry, she said, let's go to bed to retaliate against them, after the fact, the leader's wife said, I'm still angry, let's take revenge again, three times in a row, the man knelt down and said to him, please, I have forgiven them."
Fang Yunqing smiled and said, "Shao Ju, your joke is even more watery." ”
Xiang Tianliang said: "This leader is too incompetent, the colorful flags are fluttering outside, but the red flag at home has fallen, and I think he is almost finished." ”
Fang Yunqing said: "Tianliang, you can get another one, and it's all right." ”
"I can't say it." Xiang Tianliang scratched his head and smiled.
"I don't believe it." Zhou Biyang said.
Shao Sanhe said, "I don't believe it either. ”
"Think about it." Fang Yunqing urged.
Xiang Tianliang said badly, "I'll say a paragraph, I'm afraid of offending people." ”
The three policemen said in unison, "No offense, no offense." ”
"Huh...... Then I said it. After a pause, Xiang Tianliang smiled evilly and said, "Anti-pornography team, eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, criminal police team, get drunk before the case is solved, traffic police team, hide under the tree and wait for opportunities, patrol police team, watch Ah Mei at the end of the street, security team, drive away prostitutes and sleep by themselves, female police team, sleep with the director every day." ”
Shao Sanhe and Fang Yunqing first shook their heads, and then they all smiled bitterly.
Xiang Tianliang hurriedly smiled: "I'm sorry, I offended, I offended the three directors." ”
At this time, Zhou Biyang, who was sitting in front of the observation glass, shouted.
"There is a situation."