Mi Zixuan stood aside with a very smiling look, but Kang Dazhuang's face changed dramatically when he heard Qu Junhua's words, because Qu Junhua was out of breath when he spoke on the phone, and he said four words "I can't do it anymore" after talking intermittently for a long time, but this scared Kang Dazhuang into distraction, if Qu Junhua really died, Mi Zixuan would not be better, and he would have to be unlucky, but he brought people over.

Mi Zixuan suddenly patted him on the shoulder at this time and said, "Lao Kang, don't be so nervous, Comrade Lao Qu is fine, I guess he is so tired that he can't even speak, you let him take a breath first." ”

At this time, Qu Junhua's words came from the mobile phone: "Yes...... Ah yes, let, let me, let me rest, rest first. ”

Hearing this, Kang Dazhuang could be regarded as a breath of relief, he watched in amazement as Mi Zixuan first swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and then said, "What is the situation?" ”

Mi Zixuan's face smirked, and then turned into a sneer, I saw that his left thumb and index finger were pinched together, making a "0" shape, and his right hand stretched out his index finger through the "0", hehe smiled evilly: "You know what I mean?" ”

Kang Dazhuang looked at Mi Zixuan's gesture in confusion, with a confused expression.

Mi Zixuan looked at Kang Dazhuang with disgust and said, "You are also from here, do you know it?" ”

A rough word "confused" appeared on Kang Dazhuang's face.

Mi Zixuan looked at him with disdain and said: "It's okay to surf the Internet more, I want to smoke you when I see you don't learn and don't know how to do it, let me ask you, what have you been doing at home at night these days?" ”

Kang Dazhuang said in a natural tone: "Sleep"

Mi Zixuan patted his head, he obeyed, and shouted impatiently: "You want a child, what do you have to do with your daughter-in-law?" ”

Kang Dazhuang immediately had an excited expression on his face, revealing a smile that all men understand, and said honestly and a little embarrassed: "Of course I did that with my daughter-in-law." ”

Speaking of this, Kang Dazhuang's face was full of horror, his mouth opened into an "O" shape, and he said "oh oh" a few times, and pointed his index finger and said, "I understand." Speaking of this, he said with a mysterious and cheap smile: "Lao Qu is doing that, hehe, hehe!" ”

Mi Zixuan wanted to smoke Kang Dazhuang at this time, because he was really obscene and under-pumped.

At this moment, Lao Qu's shout came from the mobile phone that was not turned off: "Da Zhuang hurry up and bring that little brother back, it's too careful, oops, I'm tired of Lao Tzu." ”

Kang Dazhuang put away his mobile phone and immediately said, "Brother, what the hell are you doing?" Just a wet white cloth cured Lao Qu's disease? Speaking of this, he complained very much: "Why didn't you give me this method in the first place?" Tricked me 120,000, are you embarrassed? ”

Mi Zixuan rolled his eyes and said, "Pit you 120,000?" That is, I am short of money, otherwise I won't sell you if you give me 10 million for that medicine? Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan said irritably: "Give him that method to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, and he can use it once, many times, he really has to become a dead eunuch, and if you want to cure his illness, you have to rely on my medicine, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get the money, I will wait to give him medicine." ”

With these 120,000 yuan, even if Lao Mo ran away with Mi Zixuan's money, he would have the money to buy your leaf grass.

Kang Dazhuang scratched his head, feeling that Mi Zixuan didn't fool him, he just got a wet rag of rags that could cure Lao Qu's unspeakable secrets, and he also told Lao Qu before he said that if he wanted to be completely cured, there would be follow-up treatment, but he was still curious about how Mi Zixuan did it.

Along the way, Kang Dazhuang was asking Mi Zixuan, but Mi Zixuan could tell him the truth? Laughing, hee-hee-ha, staggering, in short, don't tell him.

Passing by the bank halfway through, Kang Dazhuang took Mi Zixuan in and transferred 120,000 yuan to him, and then returned to Lao Qu's house.

Lao Qu was covered with sweat as if he had been fished out of the water at this time, and he couldn't stand steadily, so he could only sit there panting, Kang Dazhuang was a little worried when he saw him like this, but Qu Junhua was full of joy when he saw Mi Zixuan, and stretched out his thumb and said: "Brother, I am serving you, your method is too useful!" ”

Mi Zixuan looked at his watch and smiled: "It stands to reason that it should be at least three hours, why are you over in two hours?" ”

Qu Junhua sneered and said: "Don't hide it from my brother, it's because my physical strength is not good, I'm too tired, and I can't stand it, it's all ...... Didn't come out! "I was a little embarrassed to talk about this old song, but my face was full of joy when I turned over and sang it.

Everyone is an adult, and everyone understands what Lao Qu said, so the two big and one small three people showed a bad smile that all men understand.

Mi Zixuan didn't ink and said directly: "From now on, you have to quit smoking and drinking, exercise with him every day, and exercise your body well, won't it be longer in the future, you say?" ”

Qu Junhua was so happy at this time that he didn't want to, he finally cleaned up his little daughter-in-law so much that he couldn't get up from the bed, the man's self-esteem was greatly satisfied, and he immediately said arrogantly: "I listen to my little brother for everything, but how can I treat it in the future?" ”

Mi Zixuan said: "I will send you the medicine in seven days, you can rest assured, your illness will definitely be cured." ”

Qu Junhua was so excited that he patted his thigh and said: "Little brother, brother, thank you first, let me put this for you first, as long as you cure my illness, if you have something to do in the future, brother, I will do it for you immediately, and if I can't do it, I will find someone to do it for you." ”

Mi Zixuan immediately smiled: "Then brother, I'll thank my brother first." ”

Qu Junhua laughed and said, "Why are you so polite?" ”

Mi Zixuan's relationship network has grown a little stronger today, this is what he hopes to see, these years there are many friends and many roads, fewer enemies and fewer walls, Mi Zixuan is very happy to use his medical skills to make more friends, and he can use these people in the future.

chatted with Qu Junhua for a while, Mi Zixuan saw that the time was almost five o'clock, and then said goodbye to Kang Dazhuang and left, on the way, Kang Dazhuang still asked him what method he used, so that Qu Junhua, who had never been able to do it, why did he get on the horse to fight for two hours, and did not stop until he was too tired.

Mi Zixuan naturally can't say anything about this, you must know that the 120,000 yuan is from Kang Dazhuang, if he knows that he just spent more than a dollar to buy a dressing and a medicine to let Qu Junhua regain his male style, he still has to turn his face and smoke himself?

Therefore, Mi Zixuan plans to continue to pretend to be mysterious, which makes Kang Dazhuang's heart itch, and it is estimated that he will not be able to sleep tonight.

In fact, Mi Zixuan's method is quite simple, many doctors know that the medicine he used for Qu Junhua is called lidocaine, and many people know what lidocaine is used for - anesthesia, to put it bluntly, this is an anesthetic, of course, it can also treat ventricular fibrillation.

Mi Zixuan spent eight cents to buy a small bottle of lidocaine, and spent a few cents to buy a dressing, and then poured lidocaine on the dressing, which made Qu Junhua and Kang Dazhuang see the wet dressing as if it was wet.

He made the dressing into a long strip and rolled it at the front end of Qu Junhua's lump, there is a very important tissue in this position - frenulum, there are many nerves in the frenulum, how long a man can keep it in this kind of thing, it depends on the sensitivity of the frenulum, the more sensitive the frenulum is, the faster the nerves inside will transmit the signal to the brain to shoot Miqing, and then tremble...... It's over.

The less sensitive the frenulum is, the later the nerves inside will send signals to the brain, so that the man will spend galloping for longer.

Mi Zixuan put a dressing dipped in lidocaine on Qu Junhua's frenulum and carried out infiltration anesthesia, his very sensitive system and the nerves inside were anesthetized, as if he was drunk and drunk, you tried to pump him, he didn't respond, that could still send a signal to the brain?

Mi Zixuan estimated that it would be three hours, because he knew that the anesthetic effect of lidocaine would disappear after three hours, and the frenulum would regain its sensitivity, and it would naturally be over.

But with this method, first of all, the patient does not have those messy STDs, that is to say, there are no STDs, and there are lesions of the prostate, kidneys, and other organs, and the most important thing is that they cannot fail to cite such symptoms.

Kang Dazhuang and Qu Junhua both feel that they are yang or something, but in fact, they are just premature ejaculation, if they are really yang or something, Mi Zixuan's method will not work at all.

Someone said that Qu Junhua went to the city and provincial hospitals to see it, don't those big experts and professors know this method?

Of course they knew, but they didn't dare to use it for Qu Junhua, because of what? Because this method treats the symptoms but not the root cause, it is okay to use it once in a while, but if there are too many times, it will make the patient dependent on drugs, and then cause drug damage to the reproductive organs, and at that time, Qu Junhua will really grow up JJ's dead eunuch, and there is no big expert and professor who wants to smash their own signboards, so they naturally don't want to use such a risky method, and they don't dare to use it.

But Mi Zixuan dared, because he knew that there was such a thing as Ul Leaf Grass in this life, and with its existence, the medicine he made could completely cure Qu Junhua.

So today, Mi Zixuan is very immoral and uses dressings and lidocaine worth more than a dollar to bring 120,000 yuan from Kang Dazhuang's pit, if Kang Dazhuang knows, it is estimated that he will have his heart to death.

Mi Zixuan, who became a poor egg again last night, turned over today, and there were 120,000 more in the card, and this money was not only easy to come by, but also made Qu Junhua, the captain of the traffic police team, grateful to him, and he made a lot of money today.

When he went home, Mi Zixuan took 500 yuan, ready to buy something delicious, and went home to celebrate with some small beer.

He sang in his mouth that today was a good day and walked home step by step, and when he was about to reach the mouth of the alley, he was suddenly dragged to a corner of the alley, Mi Zixuan was startled and exclaimed: "Who? ”

Liang Xianyu's voice came: "Look at your little guts, you are really cowardly." Speaking of this, she suddenly said faintly: "Mi Zixuan, are you my good friend?" ”

Mi Zixuan laughed twice, and said categorically: "No! ”