He Dongyi always thought that childhood was bold, but he gradually discovered that childhood was not bold, she was not bold, and if she didn't have guts, there would be no so-called size.

Forget about staying for lunch, the calves under the table are not idle. If you have nothing to do, you will come and tease him with the leg of your pants, and you won't stop until he steps on it.

Yuan Bao thought to himself, it's not good to have too many idlers in this family, if they were all as busy as He Dongfeng, there would be no such moths, no wonder the big families in the past were intriguing every day, and they were all idle at home.

In his childhood, he not only ate lunch at He's house, but also had afternoon tea, and finally was entrusted by Yuan Bao to He Dongyi to drive away on the grounds that it was inconvenient to walk.

Yuanbao took it out and sent a message to He Dongfeng: Xianggong, why can't we move out to live? Why can't Big Brother move out? Why didn't He Nanyu move out to live?

He Dongfeng simply replied with four words: Aunt won't let me.

Yuan Bao thought to himself, maybe this is love, there will always be a trace of force majeure. Not satisfactory.

At the dinner party in the evening, in a BBQ cafeteria, Yuan Bao wore high-end goods delivered by He Dongyi to the door of the restaurant, and immediately became the focus of everyone.

Everyone thinks that the ingots have become beautiful, but it doesn't seem to have changed, in addition to thanking He Dongyi's skirt, but also thanks to her Dongfeng Xianggong, love is very nourishing.

A boy in the same class who has always liked ingots has been pulling ingots to talk to himself, and after saying a self-punishing cup, the reasons are strange, and the dinner fee is not in vain, and it is all found in the wine.

"Ingots, they, they. They ......" The male classmate who drank big pulled Yuan Bao and didn't say a complete sentence for a long time, and Yuan Bao was very anxious when he heard it, and shook off his arm, "Oh, what happened to them?" Aren't they going to bring you back to Mars? ”

"They said that you were taken care of by a rich man, and you went home to have an abortion and go to a small confinement, you tell me, tell me that you are not that kind of girl, you tell me!" The male classmate held the wine bottle on his chest and pressed it to his chest, completely immersed in the plot he made up, "Yuanbao, baby, I don't believe you are that kind of girl when you kill me!" ”

Yuan Bao silently picked up a large glass from the table. "That's sorry, I'll beat you to death!"

Yuan Bao was joking, she wouldn't really hit someone, even if there were malicious smiles around her.

She has no control over how others speculate about the trajectory of her life. As long as she knows that she has not taken the wrong path, and besides, she can't blame someone with a heart for maliciously fabricating it, she herself didn't tell anyone.

After dinner, we went to a newly opened KTV, the decoration is very high-end and luxurious, because it has just opened, so it is a special discount, according to the normal price, everyone may have to weigh their wallets.

There are 29 people in the class and need the largest private room, Yuan Bao glanced at the wine list at the door and couldn't help but be a little staggered. It's still not cheap, she called for four dozen beers in her personal name, and after the waiter brought the wine in, she picked up the microphone, picked up the wine glass, and cleared her throat, "Dear students, dear teachers! ”

Everyone turned their eyes to her, and the counselor raised his hand first, "Dear Yuanbao girl, there are no teachers here, I am the only teacher, no need to add words." ”

Two male classmates who usually have a good relationship with Yuanbao immediately rushed up and grabbed her microphone, "You wait a while before singing!" Don't torture us so quickly, let's have two beautiful ones first, otherwise you will sing through the eardrums this night! ”

Bang twice, Yuan Bao took the microphone and gave each of them a stick, "Go away!" I have something serious to announce! ”

"It's funny, what serious things can you do, you are the most indecent!"

"How am I not serious!" Yuan Bao snatched the microphone back in the end, "Dear students, the period of time I disappeared did not happen as legendary as everyone imagined, but I have a more legendary experience to share with you - I am married!" I'm getting married! Amazing! ”

In the huge private room, only Yuanbao's little sweet voice came out from the stereo, no one was dumbfounded, and everyone put on a "He Dongfeng face", that is, the poker mahjong coffin board face, looking at her expressionlessly.

After a few seconds, the still crowd returned to normal, and everyone didn't take her solemn notice seriously at all, and even the two male classmates who grabbed the microphone couldn't coax it, "You still sing, it's better to sing." ”

Yuan Bao stomped his feet angrily, "I'm not kidding!" I'm really married. ”

Everyone should talk about it, drink what it should drink, no one takes it seriously, everyone knows that Yuan Bao doesn't even have a boyfriend, but he suddenly got married at this time, which is obviously a lie.

"Do you really have a husband?" A couple of girls in the same class leaned over and asked.

Yuan Bao took two sips of stuffy wine, "What? Do I look like I can't get married? Anyway, I'm also an archaeological flower. "The Upper Bird.

"How old is your husband? What for? ”

"A little older than me, a doctor, a plastic surgeon."

"Call us and show us!"

Yuan Bao shook his head, "I asked today, he said he couldn't come, he said he wouldn't come if he didn't come, very stubborn person." ”

Everyone's interest dissipated again, and it was unanimously agreed that she was making up nonsense.

She kicked the beer basket on the ground, "If you don't believe it, pull it down, this is the new daughter-in-law's invitation, don't drink it if you don't believe it!" ”

After speaking, she ran to sing, and ordered more than 20 songs in one breath, and she is the one in KTV, adhering to the principle that we must enjoy it when we spend money, whether it is her own song or someone else's song, but if she can, then occupy a microphone.

When everyone plays Truth or Dare together, they all want Yuan Bao to choose to take risks, and they just want Yuan Bao to play treasure, but she doesn't, every time she chooses to be honest, and if she really doesn't want to answer, she has to drink three glasses of beer as punishment.

It was Yuanbao's turn to speak sincerely, "Yuanbao, you said you are married, are you still a virgin?" ”

"I drink." Yuan Bao didn't say a word, picked up the wine glass and drank three glasses in a row.

Some people say that Yuan Bao is pretending to be drunk, mainly because he wants to avoid answering the question, and the lie just now is too big, and he is afraid that he will not come back.

If it's really a lie, it's really not very round, no wonder Dongfeng always tells her not to lie, because there are only two kinds of consequences of lying, one is to make up for it with countless lies but it is finally exposed, and the other is to be directly exposed by being speechless.

Fortunately, she is neither, otherwise she would be disgraced.

She took out the phone and dialed He Dongfeng's number, blocked one ear and shouted for a long time, picked up the phone and looked at it, only to find that it had not been connected.

She dialed again, and when the phone was connected, no matter whether He Dongfeng could hear it or not, she opened her mouth and shouted, "Xianggong, I'm so hot, I don't know what weird things I drank, I really want to take off my clothes, can you come and take me home, I opened this KTV on Jinse Road, room 222 on the second floor, Xianggong, can you hurry up, I'm so hot......"

Saying so much, she didn't wait for Dongfeng to answer, she hung up the phone directly, anyway, it was so noisy here, she couldn't hear what he said.

Yuan Bao lay on the sofa and pretended to be dead, she didn't believe that He Dongfeng didn't come, if he could really let her drink strange things here and leave it alone, then don't believe in love again.

In less than half an hour, He Dongfeng really appeared.

Of course, he was not the only one who appeared, and the pomp was so big that Yuan Bao still listed it as one of the biggest troubles in his life a few years later.

The door was pushed open by the security guard of KTV, headed by He Dongfeng, with black trousers and white shirt, a cold face, and the corners of his mouth tightened, He Dongyi followed, and then behind, it was the manager of KTV, the young owner of KTV, and eight other security guards.

The music stopped abruptly, and the stereo was cut off directly by the manager who followed up.

The counselor and several male classmates stood up, looking at the group of unscrupulous comers, as if they were ready to fight at any moment.

Yuan Bao sat on the sofa with a beer bottle in his arms, He Dongfeng saw her at a glance, strode over, picked her up, and showed a rare nervousness in his expression, "It's okay, don't be afraid, I'm here." ”

His warm palm pressed her tiny head into his arms, and his arms tightened a little as he smelled the strong smell of wine on her, "It's okay." ”

How should Yuan Bao explain that she was fine?

"Xianggong......" She was as she opened her mouth when she heard He Dongyi pick up a bottle of beer from the table next to her and weigh it in her hand and say, "Contraband...... Are the current students in such a hurry? Whoever brings contraband and stands up by himself, or I search them one by one, or I still want me to pull them all away to do a urine test, and there will be a reward for reporting, otherwise you won't be able to finish your studies when you go to school. ”

"This gentleman, I'm their teacher, there's no such thing as your so-called contraband here, these students are adults, and adults just drink some beer when they get together, why are you making a fuss?"

Everyone's eyes were on Yuanbao, she wanted to dig a pit to bury herself, tugged He Dongfeng's sleeve, stood on tiptoe close to his ear, "Xianggong, I'm safe, there is no contraband here, it's that I drank too much, I miss you, I'm afraid you won't come, you ...... The pomp and circumstance of the show is too big......"

He Dongfeng frowned and lowered his eyes, "Are you lying?" You lied to me about your safety? ”

Yuan Bao bit his lower lip and shook his arm pitifully, "Don't be angry, okay?" If you want to be angry, I will be very shameless, everyone doesn't believe that I have a rich and handsome husband, I have been laughed at all night, just waiting for you to save my face......"

KTV's young owner was found by He Dongyi, and he had some friendship, listening to He Dongyi say that his younger brother and sister had an accident here, he was almost frightened and rushed over, and scolded the manager when he entered the door, He Dongyi was never ambiguous in his own family, only said one word, he was okay to cheer, and he smashed the field if there was something.