“Mirror，mirror，who is the most beautiful person？” (Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?) ）

The queen, dressed in a gorgeous costume, stood in front of the huge magic mirror, holding her freshly maintained face in her hands and said narcissistically, and in standard English.

“my lady，you are the most beautiful 。” (My lady, you are the most beautiful.) ）

The magic mirror praised every word, and it was about to hold the queen to the sky, just when the queen felt that she was the most beautiful in the world, the magic mirror said a word.

"But, Snow White is more beautiful than you." ）

When the queen heard this, she was furious, smashed the mirror with a punch, and walked away in a huff.

You know, the magic mirror (sweetheart) doesn't boast about himself and praises others, it's a woman who can't bear it, and I feel sorry for myself without a few slaps, of course, the most important thing is that high-IQ men and women can understand each other in English, and Prince Snow White can't understand a word, so it can be seen that the battle of wits is completely unnecessary.

Friendship performance - obsession (fire-breathing dragon), Gu Xuan (mining mole), little chess piece (singing grasshopper)

Protagonist - Magic Mirror (Min Xi), Xie Yuan (Snow White), Queen (Tang Guo), (Prince) Wei Xiaoxiao

"I think this queen is too simple and rude." A group of us were hiding in the mole in the mine, spitting fire and grilling, I complained.

"Hehe, simple and rough can still beat you like this, I see that your brain is so simple that you only have a single cell." The mole did not hesitate to sarcastically, if it weren't for the fire dragon's nest being occupied by the queen to make a formation, it would be roasted directly.

"Actually, I think I'm fine, it's just that you hold me back, otherwise I would have saved the princess a long time ago." The prince said with confidence, in exchange for all the complicated looks.

Start reminiscing –

The queen spends the rest of her time not picking on today, and today happens to be the day of the prince's marriage to Snow White.

The gates of the castle were opened, and the guests were like clouds, beating gongs and drums to think about the whole sky, and even the tablecloths were embroidered with gold thread with all kinds of flowers and all kinds of animals, which showed how luxurious it was, not to mention the rest of the scene. (Obsession: It's actually too time-consuming, to the point.) Gu Xuan: Nima's is actually lazy. ）

At this moment, Snow White is happy and I don't know what words to use to describe it, facing anyone with a simple smile, I can't help jumping and jumping when I walk back to the room, cheering from time to time, fortunately it is not a common person, otherwise I will definitely be re-arrested and locked up in the mental hospital on the grounds that "the wall of the mental hospital collapsed, causing the patient to run out and make waves as he wants".

Snow White's room -

"Princess, I think you should dye your hair black, don't kill Matt on top and lose the royal face." (ps: Xie Yuan's hair is red) The gnats stood on Snow White's dressing table and pointed, and they were photographed as table paintings.

"People love me as much as they want, and the prince says, 'He likes me in the truest way.'" Snow White was humming a song while arranging her hair, too lazy to take care of this incomprehensible, single worm.

"Maybe he didn't wear glasses and mistook you for a beauty." The grasshopper was once again photographed as a table painting. And Snow White said that if he dared to talk nonsense, let him be one with the table, so that he could rest here in peace for the rest of his life.

"You know what? I'm not like those women. Snow White said with lipstick on.

"Hehe, it's really different, what you have they don't have, what they have you don't have." The grasshopper still couldn't resist dying.

"What do you mean?" Snow White looked at the gnat, puzzled.

"They have breasts, you don't have breasts, you have killed Matt, they didn't kill Matt, that's what it means."

Well, it's good, spent the rest of my life here.

In the Prince's room—

"How are you feeling now?" Mole asked.

"The heart is like water." For the seventh time, the prince rebuttoned the buttons on his gown.

"How does it feel?" The mole asked a second time.

"It's bland." The prince combed his hair and anointed it with oil for the fifty-eighth time.

"How do you feel about expressing it?" The mole asked a third time.

"Sit still." For the seventy-second time, the prince pulled his garment to the left to align it with the other side, and patted the folds of his garment with his right.

"Then what the do you mean by letting me hold up in the mirror and look at your coquettish pose!? Isn't it like letting the world know that you are handsome, and there is no distinction between humans and animals, and it is miserable? ! ”

"That's right." The prince blinked his left eye, thinking he was handsome.

"How miserable is your father's life or how blind he is, he actually wants to give up the whole country." The mole complains, but still has to lift the mirror.

Wedding venues.

"Practice again, and in half an hour all the guests will be here to watch the wedding of the idiot (the prince) and the fool (Snow White)."

As a dragon, I said very unpleasantly to the singing birds.

Why do you all complain and play, and I'm here with a bunch of stupid birds and stupid people?! However, I must admit it, who made me bet that the prince's confession to Snow White was successful, and the result was that Snow White refused three times, and reluctantly accepted it with great compassion......

"Sneezing spirit, foolish egg, it's good to pretend to be a man and a woman, otherwise others will mistakenly think that this is Ultraman fighting monsters."

"Love to be angry, learn pistachios, otherwise when the guests see it, they will think that the idiot has robbed your wife with the image of being rich and willful and having no money to accept your fate."

"Shy ghost, you are a man and not a woman, put down the little skirt of the flower girl and the little wings!"

"Jack-of-all-trades, find a way to wake up the sleepy bug, the idiot has prepared a lot of speeches, and falling asleep is equivalent to ignoring him, and I don't care if I suffer."

In this way, I was busy preparing with the seven dwarfs.

The sneezer and the fool pull the bride's long skirt and practice walking gently in clothes similar to angels, in order to make the bride pretend. Love and Pistachio pull the groom's cloak and practice heroic walking in clothes similar to Cupid, in order to make the groom more forceful. (Gu Xuan: Nima, the angel and Cupid's clothes are the same!) Do you need to make up the word count?! As for the shy ghosts, the jack-of-all-trades, the sleepy bugs and me, as the hosts, the cleaners and the cheers, and the "work" behind the scenes. But to put it bluntly, there is a lack of an old mother (shy ghost) in cleaning, a lack of words in speech (me), a lack of a fool (jack-of-all-trades) on how to make yourself more embarrassed in order to avoid embarrassment, and a black-hearted actor (sleepy bug) who takes the lead in applauding.

At this moment, the queen is not idle, and is even busier than us.

"First, the whole person is fully armed like Spider-Man, what kind of bugs will get into your body and do whatever you want, so wearing armor is very disadvantageous, we need speed, not victory in battle." At this moment, the queen is giving a lesson to her students, and she has specially prepared a small blackboard......

"Second, the mole will dig tunnels, but fortunately, the prince's ancestors are all lacking in eyes, I have specially observed the underground structure of the castle, not soil, but three layers of marble, two layers of granite and one marble, it is said that it is to prevent the enemy from digging tunnels to sneak attack, so we don't have to be afraid of sneak attacks at all."

"Thirdly, the prince's IQ is about the same as that of a kindergarten child, and he wrote a love letter to him, saying that the girl who had a crush on him made a special appointment to meet him in the garden of the castle, and then used a beauty trick to slow him down, what does he look like...... Blonde and blue-eyed foreign girl, innocent little Lori, classical beauty, temperament beauty, big-breasted sister are all ready, I don't believe him and he is interested in killing Matt, but just in case, it's still preparing a kill Matt. ”

"As for the fourth, the fire dragon is a key point, it can fly and breathe fire, and its combat power is leveraged, but fortunately, the queen can use a poisonous apple to stun it, and we will act at the beginning of the wedding tonight, but I also want to complain, let the guests eat and drink whatever they want during the day, but they don't get married, and they should sleep at night before getting married, isn't it a bit brainy?" (Me: Damn!) How much do you really like poison apples?! ）

A primary school student couldn't help but say: "Teacher, when you get married at night and set off fireworks, that's called romance, and young people call it 'fun'." ”

“...... Wait until I break up the dog man and woman tonight. As the queen of the supreme VIP among single dogs, she said fiercely.