In the midsummer evening of June, the weather was so hot that it exploded.

After sending off the last guest, Su Qiubai planned to go home.

Today must have been the most unlucky day he's ever had since he drove a taxi, and now it's finally coming to an end!

I just went out in the morning, and the tires blew up after a few steps!

Finally repaired the tire, the unlucky little master said that he threw a few screws inside, and had no choice but to remove it again!

After going on the road, I didn't often meet someone beckoning, but the parking was all asking for directions, and an old man actually asked him how to go to Tiananmen Square!

Uncle, this is not Beijing City, where did Tiananmen come from!

After wandering around all afternoon, a fat man of more than 200 pounds came up, and he drove forward without speaking, almost the whole city went around for almost a circle, and suddenly he cried with a wow.

This scared Su Qiubai enough that he couldn't call the police, but later he learned that it was a nervous disorder and secretly ran out of the house.

It was almost dark when I came out of the Public Security Bureau, so I finally didn't have anything to do with the last trip along the way, and I pulled the guests to the place peacefully.

I was just about to turn home...... Boom!

Something smashed on the front cover of the car, and you knew that it was not small when you heard the movement.

"I'm going to die! I didn't know that throwing something upstairs would kill people! Why am I so unlucky this day! ”

On one side, he hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car, but on the other side he had already scolded.

As a result, I checked it back and forth several times, but there was nothing! Looking up, it's quite far from the residential area.

Could it be that I'm unlucky...... Stupid?

After muttering a few words secretly, Su Qiubai got into the car again.

As soon as he sat down, the navigation system next to him suddenly sounded.

"The distance ahead is three hundred meters, turn left fifty meters at the traffic light intersection and someone needs your help!"

Su Qiubai was stunned when he said this!

When did this navigation become so developed? How would you say such a thing!

I was very surprised, but the distance was not far, and it was okay to go over and see, so I went out with one foot on the accelerator under my feet.

After turning the traffic light, the street was suddenly deserted and looked very secluded.

After driving almost fifty meters forward, there was really a man standing!

He was tall, shirtless, with a stick in his hand, and was looking around blankly.

"Dude, where are you going?"

Stopped the car, Su Qiubai asked through the window, looking at it, he always felt that this person was a little weird, but there were all kinds of people these years, so it was not strange.

"This strong man, I don't know where this place is? In which direction is Jingyanggang located? ”

The strong man took two steps forward, and his voice was like a bell, which startled Su Qiubai, and he was even more confused when he heard these words.

Heroes? Jingyanggang?

No way...... Today I actually encountered another neuropathy!

Thinking of this, Su Qiubai planned to leave, but when he saw the eyes of the big man looking at him, his heart softened again.

Forget it, neuropathy is neuropathy, and it is estimated that his family is also in a hurry.

"You get in the car first, I'll take you home."

said a word to this strong man, but Su Qiubai found that this person couldn't even open the door.

No way, Su Qiubai got out of the car and helped him open the car door, the stick he was going to throw away, but the strong man glared at him, and he was so frightened that he quickly stuffed it into the car together.

"Where is your home? What are the names of the parents? Did you know the phone? ”

Closing the car door, Su Qiubai turned around and asked.

"The younger brother Wu Song, born in Qinghe County, his parents died when he was a child, and he was raised by his elder brother Wu Da. As for the phone...... I don't know what it is? ”

The strong man almost sat in the position of two people alone, and this passage was very clear, but Su Qiubai on the opposite side continued to be confused.

Wu Song? Qinghe County? Wuhan University? Before, you said you went to Jingyanggang?

This neuropathy is very deep in the play!

When I was a child, I also liked to say that I was Wu Song, and told others that my father was Wu Dalang and my mother was Pan Jinlian, and I was almost beaten to death by the two of them......

muttered in his heart, Su Qiubai was just about to ask again, and when he couldn't send it to the police station, suddenly the navigation in front of him sounded.

"Jingyanggang navigation starts, turn left one kilometer ahead......"

It was still the same voice before, if it weren't for the emotionless tone that was indeed the same as usual, Su Qiubai thought that this was someone's prank!

Turning his head and patting the navigator, Su Qiubai thought something was wrong, but there was another sentence in it, "Don't believe it, turn left a thousand meters ahead......"

This time, Su Qiubai's jaw is about to fall, today is really evil!

Turning around and glancing at the strong man again, he suddenly became more energetic! "I don't believe it yet!"

As he spoke, he flew out with one foot on the accelerator.

"Turn right at the traffic light intersection ahead and go straight for 500 meters......"

"Continue straight for 1,000 meters and then increase your speed, paying attention to the pedestrians on both sides ......"

"Open the shuttle passage, pay attention to the uneven road, please slow down and ......"

……

All the way forward, Su Qiubai's heart beat faster and faster, and when the car finally stopped, he was already sweating profusely!

With the last bit of sunlight, he saw a large flag on the wooden pole in front of him.

Three bowls are not enough!

"Haha...... Thank you brother for sending me, and the rest of the road will be on your own! ”

Su Qiubai, whose mind was blank, suddenly heard the strong man in the back seat laugh, and then heard a bang!

Looking back, the car door was kicked open by this guy!

After getting out of the car, the strong man said to Su Qiubai through the window, with his hands in a loud voice, "Brother, this horse is really a good horse in the world, I don't know my brother's name?" I hope to inform the little brother that in the future, where the little brother can be useful, he will definitely not give up! ”

Hearing this, Su Qiubai finally came to his senses, and hurriedly opened the car door and walked towards the strong man.

"Are you really Wu Song? Wu Dalang's younger brother, Wu Er, who killed the white-fronted insect with his bare hands on Jingyang Gangshang, drunkenly beat Jiang Menshen, and splashed blood on Mandarin Duck Tower? ”

Without daring to blink his eyes, Su Qiubai stared at the strong man and asked.

"If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname! The little brother is none other than Wu Song of Qinghe County! But these things you are talking about...... I didn't do it. ”

Wu Er smiled, a pair of eyes were really like what was said in the book, as if they could shoot out cold stars.

As soon as he heard what he said, Su Qiubai reacted, Wu Song had not yet beaten the tiger at this time, and the rest of the things had not happened, so he naturally didn't know.

In his mind, he finally determined that he didn't see a ghost, but really saw Wu Song, and sent him back to Jingyanggang.

Su Qiubai used one sentence in his mind to describe it, what a god!

Seeing that Wu Song was about to say something, he was directly stopped by Su Qiubai!

"Don't talk, take a group photo first!"

Hurriedly put his head into the car window and took out his mobile phone, Su Qiubai hurriedly took more than a dozen selfies with Wu Song, who was at a loss.

As for why there are so many photos?

What are you kidding, what if you lose it! This is Wu Song! Do you think you can see it in person?

"Brother, don't sleep in Jingyanggang after drinking at night, listen to my brother's words, there are really fucking tigers! Also, your eldest brother Wu Dalang is now in Yanggu County...... Forget it, you'll meet anyway, and your sister-in-law and that Ximen Qing ...... Forget it, don't talk about it, take care all the way! ”

In the end, seeing that Wu Song was about to leave, Su Qiubai suddenly stopped him, and then admonished him.

Although Wu Song didn't understand what he was talking about at all, he still nodded, and then said that there would be a period later, and strode into the tavern.

It was late at this time, and Su Qiubai realized that he was staying alone in this wilderness, in case a tiger came to eat him first!

Besides, this is the Song Dynasty...... I don't know if I can go back, the family dog hasn't been fed yet!

Thinking of this, he didn't dare to stay for a second, and hurriedly returned to the car.

"The return system is activated, and the shuttle channel is opened......"

He felt a flower in front of him, he had reached the asphalt road, and he saw the traffic light from afar.

This...... That's back!

In order to determine whether what happened before was a hallucination, Su Qiubai deliberately parked the car on the side of the road, and then took out his mobile phone to look at those photos several times, plus several big mouths for himself.

In the end, he was sure it was true!

It's hard to describe what kind of mood it is, so I quickly took out my mobile phone and sent a circle of friends.

"I met Wu Song today, and I sent him to Jingyanggang, a good day, the sky in the Song Dynasty is blue, the air is really good!"

At the end, he also attached a picture of himself and Wu Song.

Mei Zizi put the phone in her pocket, and then Su Qiubai planned to go home.

As a result, just two steps away, the damn navigation system spoke again.

"Detection On...... Driver's license level E, get 10 growth points, please select Add item. ”

After the sound ended, Su Qiubai saw that many categories appeared on the screen of the navigator, what force, wisdom, life, and skills...... It's a mess!

Su Qiubai didn't react a little, isn't he a photo? Why is it so good that it is an E photo? I've never heard of it!

While thinking in his mind, he had already selected the life class in his hand, and then looked at it casually, and there was actually an item of beast language in it!

Purely out of curiosity, he added all five growth values to the beast language.

And then...... Nothing happened!

It wasn't until he parked the car downstairs and got out of the car that everything was perfectly normal.

But as soon as the car was locked, suddenly a conversation between a man and a woman entered Su Qiubai's ears, and it sounded ...... Gasping for breath.

"Oooh...... I'm going to die, what are you doing! Can't find this? ”

"Wait a minute, I'll take a break, I'm too tired......"

Looking around, Su Qiubai found that apart from the two puppies next to him, he couldn't even see a ghost.

"You...... Slow down! I'm telling you to slow down! ”

When Su Qiubai still didn't react, the woman's voice rang out again.

And this time, he finally saw it clearly.

It's a fucking dog talking!

The two dogs stared at Su Qiubai with a dull face motionless, and the picture was very weird.

And the voice of the woman before sounded in his ears again.

"Look, this man is a pervert, right? I've never seen the next generation created! Also look! Still watching! I'm going to drop my eyeballs......"

Mamma Mia, the world must be crazy!