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[753] A thief has come out

I coaxed Xiyu to eat, and then tried to make her happy, and finally made Xiyu happy, and she didn't continue to ask me which was more important between my girlfriend and brother.

I just sent Xiyu home, teased her with her, and then took a taxi to meet Chenyangna, and on the way, my phone vibrate.

I glanced at the phone, a little depressed, but I picked it up anyway, "Hey." ”

"Little Sixth Brother."

I sighed, "What's wrong with you." ”

Zhou Orangutan smiled, "It's okay, little sixth brother, you're not interesting enough." ”

"What's wrong with me?"

"You go to fight in the afternoon, don't call me."

"Who did you listen to, we're going to fight."

"Then you don't care, just say, are you going to fight?"

"Nope"

"Little Sixth Brother, you still lie to me. You're so uninteresting. ”

I was a little helpless, "Okay, okay, it's not a good thing, you can hide as far as you can, how good, you still want to look up." ”

"You don't understand. You don't know me, do you know what it means to be a brother? ”

"Understood, understood."

"That's it, do you think I'm a brother?"

"More brothers than brothers."

"That's good, little sixth brother, you hurt me deeply this time."

I was stunned for a moment, "Why did I hurt you, you explain it to me." ”

"Anyway, you don't think I'm a brother."

I was stunned for a moment, "You just say it." ”

Zhou Orangutan was stunned for a moment, "What do you say?" ”

I smiled and said, "Okay, I'm hanging." ”

"Don't, little sixth brother, you have to make up for me."

I smiled, "Who did you learn from, how do you want to use people now, or always find a reason for yourself." ”

"I don't have it."

"You're still pretending. I'm hanging."

"No, no, no." Zhou Orangutan hurriedly said, "I feel like I'm always using you, I'm sorry." ”

"Excuse me? What's so embarrassing, are we brothers? ”

Then there was silence on the other end of the phone.

"Why don't you speak?"

"It's okay, little sixth brother, we are good brothers."

"Uh-huh, that's, so if there's anything in the future, just say it, don't keep inking."

"Little Sixth Brother, I swear, you are my good brother for life." Zhou Orangutan said excitedly on the other side of the phone.

"Okay, okay, as for you, so excited."

"Of course, little sixth brother, you remember my words, really." Zhou Orangutan said happily, "What I, Zhou Zhou, believed, no one can change." ”

I smiled and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about that, say what's wrong." ”

"I had a cold war with my daughter-in-law for half a month, and she ignored me, but today she asked me a question, saying that if she was satisfied with the answer, she would forgive me.

I'm a little depressed, why am I so mentally retarded.

"Little Sixth Brother?"

"Oh, oh, you say."

"Little Sixth Brother, this is the case. She asked which one I would save first if she fell into the water at the same time as my mother. She gave me 30 minutes to think about it. “

I was a little confused, "Of course I saved your mother, your mother raised you so big." ”

"But if you say that, I don't have a daughter-in-law."

I thought for a moment, "Then you said to save your daughter-in-law." ”

"Then can she believe it, I don't believe it myself. Filial piety comes first. ”

I smiled, "I'm really convinced of you, then you say that no one will be saved, or two of them will be saved together." ”

"Then he won't be satisfied. Usually such a question, answering the daughter-in-law to save the daughter-in-law, will be scolded for lying. He replied that he would save his mother. The daughter-in-law will be angry, in fact, a really wise woman will definitely not ask that, do you say yes. Little Sixth Brother. ”

I thought for a moment, "You're right, too. In fact, girls ask these questions at every turn, all of them have some problems in their brains. ”

"My daughter-in-law has no problem with her brain."

"Well, your daughter-in-law is an exception."

"Little Sixth Brother, what should I say."

"You can say whatever you want, if she wants to talk to you, whatever you say, she will be satisfied, if she doesn't want to talk to you, whatever you say, she will have a reason."

"Then you can't pick out a single one she can't tell."

I thought for a moment, "This one is a bit of a man." ”

"Bring a box of Great China tomorrow."

"You know, it's not a question of whether it's a cigarette or not, it's that I really can't figure it out."

"Add a box of children's music."

"Zhou orangutan, why don't you believe me."

"Two boxes."

"Okay, you give me some time, I'll think about it."

"One more box."

I took a deep breath and said, "Got it." ”

"What do you say, little sixth brother."

"You say I'll jump down and commit suicide, and since I can't be born on the same day, the same month, and the same year, then I hope I die on the same day, the same month, and the same year. Underground, we continue to renew our previous relationship, and we continue to be husband and wife. ”

"I'm grass, little sixth brother, you're too talented."

"Wait, wait."

"What's wrong?" Zhou Orangutan continued to ask.

I thought for a moment, "Two things you need to pay attention to. ”

"You say, little sixth brother."

"First, when you speak, you must pay attention to your expression and tone, you can appropriately mix some fleshy words, but you must be sincere and sincere. If the situation allows, it is okay to shed two tears. Got it, no. ”

"Understood, little sixth brother, what about the second point."

"The second and most important point."

"Say it."

I took a deep breath and said, "Don't forget to bring me a cigarette tomorrow." ”

"Grass." Then Zhou Gorilla hung up the phone.

I smiled and didn't say anything.

When I arrived at Chenyang's house, they were drinking, and after I went in, Brother Xu looked at me, "How is it?" Got it? ”

"That's it. I can't do it. ”

"Then there is naturally there," Chen Yang continued, "look at your sad face and that virtue just now. Where did you kneel on the washboard? ”

I looked at Chenyang, "Are you still kneeling on the washboard?"

"Yo, we say you."

"I'm on my knees, and I can't break them."

"Haha." Then there was a laugh all around, "Come on, start drinking." ”

"Walking." I can tell that everyone is happy.

While he was drinking, someone smashed the door.

I was stunned for a moment, "Isn't this Lin Yifei's unique voice." ”

"How can that idiot have time today?" Brother Xu opened the door with his hand.

Fei Ge's figure appeared in front of us: "I'll grass you uncles." Then he lunged at us. followed a few of us and got together, and the result was obvious, a few of us holding down Lin Yifei was a stinky beating.

Phineas leaned back on the couch, smoking a cigarette, and skimmed a few of us. It's awesome.

Brother Xu stretched out his hand and pointed at him, "In this kind of look, the brothers continue to eliminate you." ”

"Cao, you fools, take revenge on Qi Hao, and don't call me yet."

"How do you know?"

"How do you know, what's your business?"

"Uncle Cao, how do you know."

Fei Ge smiled, "Damn, where is that kid now, let's continue to fix it." ”

"Roll the calf, tell you what to be serious, how do you know?"

Fei Ge glanced at me, "Li Feng called me just now." ”

Brother Xu looked at Brother Fei, "What did he say?" ”

"I didn't say much, so I asked why Feng Lei was beaten again, and it was quite serious."

"What did you say?"

Fei Ge spread his hands and said, "I originally wanted to say that I didn't know, but after thinking about it, as your boss, I didn't know that you were going to fight, which was a shameful thing, so I didn't admit it." ”

"So what do you say?"

"I didn't say much, just said it, what Feng Lei owed, let him pay it back with blood."

"Brother Feng didn't ask anything?"

Fei Ge smiled, "Brother Feng didn't say anything, he just smiled." ”

"That's it, that's it?"

Phineas looked at us, "Well, there's one more sentence. ”

"What?"

Fei Ge smiled, "Li Feng said that he always thought that it would be a good thing that we could endure it for two months and not go to Feng Lei, who knows, it took more than half a year to go to find it." It was already beyond his expectations. ”

"And then?"

Then he smiled, said a few polite words, and then hung up, and hung up the phone, and I just had a reason to hang up, so I ran over. Question you, why didn't you listen to your flying boss's instructions and act without permission, and didn't call me. ”

Brother Xu smiled: "Brother Feng really didn't say anything?" ”

"Naturally, it's gone. Damn, I said that Feng Lei came to find us. However, it is estimated that Brother Feng does not believe it either. ”

I patted Phineas on the shoulder, "Really, you're amazing." ”

"What's wrong?"

Chen Yang also smiled, "It's really Feng Lei who came to the first middle school, and then let us bump into each other, and by the way, we will do it, if we wait for you, we are afraid that it will be too late." ”

"Fart. Are you doubting my speed? ”

"Who's going to take care of you?"

"Damn, it's the other way around, I have to show the dignity of being the boss today." Then another beating.

As a result, it was also obvious that the brothers beat Lin Yifei again.

He leaned back on the couch, puffed on a cigarette, and pointed at us, "Good job, good job." ”

Everyone smiled, "It's okay." OK. "The atmosphere was exceptionally cozy.

I slept well at night. Before going to bed. Xiyu also sent me a message of good night. I'm happy.

chatted with Xiyu for a while and found that she was fine. And I'm quite happy, I learned to call myself an old lady, and my heart was put down.

The next day, there was a PE class in the morning, and we only had one session a week. Everyone is also very cherished.

I went to see the new PE teacher, and I used to see him a lot, but he never led our class. Now, our class is also under his control.

The physical education teacher is very interesting, with a ruffian atmosphere, speaking, and behavior, which are very much in line with our appetite, which makes us remember Brother Zhen even more, and I don't know how Brother Zhen is now. It's really gone so completely.

During the break, we chatted with the newly appointed physical education teacher about Brother Zhen. He's a very talkative guy and, moreover, self-acquainted. We are also self-cooked, so we are talking about extraordinarily speculative.

The new physical education teacher didn't say anything, and when he talked about Brother Zhen, he just said to us that it was a pity, a pity, as for what he was sorry for, it was something that no one knew, and we were all asking. But he didn't say anything. Just let us go to class and study with peace of mind, saying that we are still young.

After PE class, I went back to class. And then something weird happened.

A few of us got out of gym class, went for a cigarette, bought some drinks, and then went back to work.

As a result, I just returned to work. I found that the atmosphere in the class was very wrong. Everyone is talking to each other and doesn't know what to discuss.

I pulled Xiaomei with my hand, "What's wrong?" ”

Xiao Mei looked at me, and then said very seriously, "Our class is a thief." ”