031: Who's greener on the top of their head

In the face of Yuanbao's exaggerated expression of "look at your arrogant appearance", He Dongfeng's face did not change, and his sense of confidence was clearly placed on his face, as stable as Mount Tai.

"Did you look good when you were a child?" She asked.

"Never ugly." He replied.

Yuan Bao pouted, "I was surprisingly ugly when I was a child, my mother said that as soon as she carried me to the street, a neighbor asked, eldest sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Is it still strange that it looks good? ”

"The monkeys are pretty good."

"Yes, it's good to look like a monkey, and if a person looks like a monkey, it's not good-looking, but fortunately, the girl has changed eighteen, and I'm just ugly when I was a child."

"It's average now."

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Yuan Bao turned over a small mirror with a handle from his bag, and looked at it decently, "What do you say...... It's a little better than the average, although it's not as perfect as you, God allows human beings to be flawed, and the Buddha also allows it, after all, no one is perfect... My face is too round, isn't it, you said it would be better to cut off the bones in my cheeks a little? She raised her eyes, her eyes flashed with cunning starlight, and asked, "For the sake of the face of our husband and wife, don't charge me for plastic surgery, I have good popularity, there are many little sisters, when the time comes, I will let them patronize you more, I have a girlfriend who is particularly rich, and I see that Tian'er is clamoring for breast augmentation, and a girlfriend is F cup, she wants to be as big as me, you see ......"

Because she said the word "look", He Dongfeng's gaze naturally fell on her bulging chest, the memory of the wedding night was originally very vague, and now there are basically only a few fragments left in his mind, plus he woke up from sleep and saw or touched her chest very coincidentally, so from the perspective of a professional plastic surgeon, Yuan Bao has a peerless good chest.

To be precise, she has a peerless good figure, with a slender waist, a flat lower abdomen, round hips, long and straight legs, and although there are irreversible defects in height, the proportions are impeccable.

Yuan Bao immediately blocked his chest with a small mirror, "I can show you, or I can show you generously, but don't look at it with a look that wants to cut it, okay?" I'm proud of this stuff, and we need to protect and cherish it. ”

"Are you proud of your breasts?" He raised a frown.

Yuan Bao rolled his eyes and smiled sweetly, "It used to be, and from now on, I am proud of my husband." ”

The corners of He Dongfeng's mouth were shallowly hooked, and he smiled helplessly. His work is mainly aimed at women, and there are various types of girls he comes into contact with on weekdays, such as ingots, but most of them are not as stupid as her, when faced with his indifferent and direct refusal, he is usually very interesting, there are few guys like her, she is already the most representative silly white sweet she has seen in her life, but if she is stupid, she occasionally has some ghost ideas and little cleverness, and she is not very completely stupid.

When the steak was served, Yuan Bao had been preparing for a long time, not to mention a piece of steak, and now she can directly open and gnaw on a live cow.

Yuanbao's eating appearance is not as elegant as He Dongfeng's, but it is also very good-looking, always with a very satisfied expression, and it is very comfortable to look at.

"It's super delicious, I should take a picture to show my girlfriends and tempt them, but I ate too much just now and forgot, I will remember next time." She slurred as she bit into the beef in her mouth.

He Dongfeng beckoned to the waiter and ordered the same steak.

Yuan Bao was surprised, looked at the steak in front of He Dongfeng that only ate one-third of it, and asked, "This is a big portion, can't you eat enough?" Do you want to wait until you're done? ”

"I'll have one serving."

"Don't waste it, I won't be able to finish it."

"Take a picture of you."

Yuan Bao didn't react for a while, he was stunned for a long time, and said, "Just to take pictures, that's too wasteful, and we're not nouveau riche......"

"Don't waste it, you're in charge of taking pictures and eating them."

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Yuan Bao rubbed his belly, weighing whether his stomach could fit another piece, and before he could figure out the conclusion, he heard a loud noise not far behind Dongfeng, which was the sound of cups and plates falling to the ground. Yuan Bao turned his head to look, and He Dongfeng looked like he didn't care about himself, and he was calmly eating.

The woman who appeared first, Yuan Bao only saw her back with anger, grabbed her bag and turned around and walked away towards the door.

Yuan Bao was stunned, this tall girl who looked like a model was He Nanyu!

He Nanyu didn't take a few steps, he was caught up by the man, rudely grabbed her arm and pulled her, several times to break free without success, He Nanyu got angry, and slapped the other party in the face, "Bai Yuming!" You let go of me! Can you be more mature! I'm done playing with you before! Do you understand when you're done playing! ”

He Nanyu's voice is very special, even if it is not special enough, with more than 20 years of companionship, He Dongfeng will easily distinguish it.

Sure enough, his action of cutting the steak suddenly stopped, and his eyes fell directly on the coffee cup in front of Yuanbao, as if he had been pointed.

Bai Yuming is also a young and vigorous master, he was completely out of control by He Nanyu's slap, he pinched He Nanyu's jaw with one hand, and the force was so great that her cheeks were about to deform, "I'm immature?" Is your incestuous brother coming to maturity? Let me tell you He Nanyu, you are the bitch under the crotch of this young master, if this young master doesn't say that he is done, he will be played to death, you have to hold it up for me! You have to think that you are really awesome, now I let go of you, you get out, not tonight, the master promises to let your He family, including your incestuous brother, fucking see how you are swaying in the master's bed! ”

"Bai Yuming! You son of a bitch! ”

"That's right, I'm a bastard, you're a bastard, oh, by the way, I almost forgot, your sister-in-law Qin Zhen, I actually like me very much......"

The store manager and waiter came over to persuade him, but was glared at by Bai Yuming, "Get out!" Either call the police, who dares to intercede with the bitch, Lao Tzu will be flat here tomorrow! ”

He tortured He Nanyu with great interest, hugged her waist and pressed it to his lower abdomen very eroticly, and regardless of whether she was in public or not, he dragged her slowly forward with a smile until she stopped behind Yuanbao and Dongfeng, "Why don't you run?" Don't scold me and don't hit me anymore? Is it distressing for me to think of me? Still is...... Afraid that I'll tell your pretentious little brother? ”

Yuan Bao bit his fork and looked at He Dongfeng silently, not to speak, not to speak, embarrassed to become a plant in the corner, it is really not good, it is okay to become a vegetative person temporarily.

She knew that the dispute between He Nanyu and this strange man was not the business of the two of them, but they openly mentioned the He family mentioning him so openly, and his wife was also sitting here, which was really a very humiliating thing.

He Dongfeng finally put down the knife and fork in his hand, stood up extremely calmly, and turned to face the two people who were ambiguously clinging to him behind him, "I don't need to be specially notified, I already know." ”

Yuan Bao immediately threw down the knife and fork and stood up, hurriedly stepping to Dongfeng's side.

Facing the three mountains in front of her, her strength is indeed not much stronger than plants and vegetative people, but once the fight starts, there are knives and forks in this place, all of which are murder weapons, although she can't beat anyone, but she can be beaten, and she can block a knife and fork for him at a critical time, which is played like this in TV series.

The sudden appearance of He Dongfeng and Yuan Bao obviously frightened He Nanyu a lot, the panic in her eyes had nowhere to hide, and there was nowhere to hide when she was tightly held by Bai Yuming, the corners of her stubborn mouth were stretched into a straight line, and her eyes were quickly filled with mist, "Dongfeng, don't believe his words." ”

He Dongfeng glanced at her without waves, and his eyes seemed to be unprecedentedly strange and alienated, "Then should I believe you?" ”

Yuanbao doesn't know this Bai Yuming, he is a well-known scoundrel young master in Liaocheng, relying on the great cause of his family to make trouble everywhere all day long, he is simply a tumor in the upper class society of Liaocheng, but the old man of the Bai family is old and spoiled lawlessly, and he is naturally not afraid of heaven and earth.

Although Bai Yuming was surprised, he was not too surprised, he let go of He Nanyu with a lot of strength, and almost pushed her to the head, Yuan Bao stepped forward to support He Nanyu, but she dodged without a trace.

"Tsk, who is this, let me see, I haven't seen you for two years, but you are getting more and more demonic? Master, I am not taboo for men and women, He Dongfeng, you ......"

"Ahem......" Yuan Bao choked on his own saliva in a timely manner, covered his mouth and looked at the two men who were tense innocently, "This white uncle, my husband can also be taboo for men and women, but he also has to pick people's ......"

Bai Yuming frowned and looked at Yuanbao, "Who are you calling Uncle with?" He Dongfeng, when he married his wife, he didn't polish his eyes and look, find a blind man to go home, is it easy to use? ”

"I'm not blind, I see that you call yourself master, I will call you uncle, doesn't this show that I respect you?" Yuan Bao said with a naΓ―ve look on his face.

Bai Yuming didn't pay attention to the ingot, he chuckled evilly, "I really don't understand where you are charming, He Dongfeng, why are women like fools when they meet you, seeing you live so comfortably, I really can't bear to ask you, why don't you feel a lot of green grass growing on your head?" ”

He Dongfeng put one hand in his pocket and took a step closer to him, the two were almost the same height, "Is it the green on your head or the green on my head, have you figured it out?" ”

Bai Yuming smiled even more happily, and the facial features on his face were crowded together with the excitement, "To be exact, you used to have emerald green on your head, and when you and He Nanyu were you, she beat me two children, she went to Austria to study, and she has been living in my villa......"

He Nanyu trembled all over and wanted to push Bai Yuming away, but his physical strength was too different, he didn't move at all, and he threw her behind him with a slight hook of his hand.

"Really?" He Dongfeng asked with a cold face, "A woman who has been pregnant twice for you, what she can't forget in her heart is another man, she loves that man and is generous, but she is reluctant to have fun with you, she even wants to dump you for the man who is already married, and you are so angry that you are reluctant to let go, you say, whose head is green?" If you find out in the future that my wife is cheating on me, I will never return the humiliation in the face of you, and for now, please don't humiliate yourself in front of me. ”