"Teacher Zhang, let's focus on the overall situation, let's talk about this little thing that violates discipline after school, it's important that you go back to teach your classmates first!"

As soon as I saw Zhang Qingqing asking me to go with her with a dark face, I felt that nothing good must be good, so I hurriedly stopped her, trying to trick her into going back to the classroom first, and then I found an opportunity to slip away after school and drag this matter over.

But Zhang Qingqing turned around and glared at me coldly: "Don't talk nonsense with me, you come with me!" ”

No way, I could only honestly follow Zhang Qingqing down the stairs, and she didn't take me to the office, so she took me straight to the playground. Because it's class time, the playground is empty and there are not many people, and there is a certain distance from the school building, so you don't have to worry about being heard by others.

Zhang Qingqing is wearing a white silk shirt today, with a pair of black slim women's trousers, a pair of milky white high heels on her feet, the shirt is tied in the trousers, and the thin waist is full, which is indeed a standard wasp waist, this dress makes her more like a bright and moving office beauty.

Her white silk shirt is tied in women's trousers, and the curve of the whole person's beautiful figure is outlined more clearly, I followed her at this time, and I felt that her legs seemed to be particularly slender, I don't know if it is Lin Chiling's nine-headed beauty?

Because I was following Zhang Qingqing, I dared to look at her figure unscrupulously, but she suddenly stopped in the middle of the playground, so that I couldn't react in time, and hit her directly, almost knocking her down.

"Where do you look when you walk?"

Zhang Qingqing was almost knocked down by me, and scolded me angrily.

I said in my heart that of course I just looked at your ass, but I only dared to think about it in my heart, if I really said it with Zhang Qingqing's character, it would be strange if I didn't kill me.

Zhang Qingqing clasped her arms in her hands, glared at me with a dark face and said, "Chen Yu, now explain it yourself, what were you doing with Tang Anning just now?" ”

My eyes rolled slightly, but I didn't dare to make eye contact with Zhang Qingqing, lowered my head and whispered, "What are you doing." ”

"Hehe, Dubi Dong is Tang Anning, and he said he didn't do anything?"

"Ah, Mr. Zhang, do you know the wall knock too?"

"Hmph, of course I do, but I watch TV a lot...... Hey, you kid don't change the topic with me, I'm asking why you are a female classmate? ”

I said in a whisper, "Well, actually...... I wanted to practice the wall dong with her. ”

Zhang Qingqing's willow eyebrows suddenly rose, and she asked in an unkind tone: "Practice wall knocking?" ”

"Well, yes, it's the practice of wall knocking." I had been spinning rapidly in my mind just now, thinking hard about how to explain the matter of Tang Anning, and finally let me think of a good explanation at this time, I cleared my throat, and then learned the affectionate eyes of Stephen Chow staring at Zixia Fairy in "Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box", I looked at Zhang Qingqing and said in a deep voice: "Do you know what day it is in two days?" ”

Zhang Qingqing was a little baffled by me, her big eyes blinked twice, and she said in astonishment: "Isn't it November 13th in two days, a very ordinary day, what's the problem?" ”

"November 13th is not an ordinary day."

"What kind of day is that, it's not a Western holiday, and it's not our traditional Chinese lunar festival."

I took a sip and looked at Zhang Qingqing affectionately and said, "Qingqing, that's the 100th anniversary of our marriage." ”

"Ah, what?!"

Zhang Qingqing was stunned for a moment after listening to my words, she didn't expect that the day after tomorrow would be such a day. Actually, I didn't expect it myself, I just thought about what special day related to Zhang Qingqing recently, but unfortunately her birthday passed more than a month ago, and I can only come up with such a 100-day wedding anniversary after thinking about it.

When I saw Zhang Qingqing's bewildered expression, I felt proud. I remember someone who once said that women care a lot about how long this acquaintance is, how many anniversaries are married, and it is said that some women will even cook a sumptuous candlelight dinner for their husbands, if the husband comes back stunned, and can't answer what day it is, then the wife will be very angry.

I think this is probably the nature of women to see the big thing, they are always used to confirm whether their husbands really love them from these small details of life, if they find that their husbands don't care about these things, they will feel that their husbands don't love her enough.

I moved out on such a 100th wedding anniversary, which undoubtedly shocked Zhang Qingqing. Her beautiful eyes widened, her mouth opened slightly, and she said, "That, the day after tomorrow is our 100th wedding anniversary, what is the inevitable connection with you to go to Tang Anning's classmate in Bidong's house?" ”

Of course, I thought about it, and I said vigorously: "Didn't I say it just now, I'm practicing the wall knock, I'm going to prepare a delicious candlelight dinner for you when the time comes, waiting for you to come back, and then force the wall knock on you once, let's also have a romance." ”

Zhang Qingqing's cheeks turned a little red when she heard this, and she looked at me and said, "So, you were going to scare me?" ”

"What a fright, it should be said to be a surprise!" I saw that Zhang Qingqing seemed to believe my words a little, and then saw that there was no one around the playground, and the classroom window of the teaching building in the distance was not facing our direction, so no one should see us, so I said to Zhang Qingqing gently: "Wife, I love you, I want to taste your lipstick." ”

Actually, I think that although I am not as moving as the love words that Stephen Chow said to Fairy Zixia about loving you for 10,000 years, I am more straightforward, and I just used the 100th wedding anniversary to deter Zhang Qingqing, she is probably moving to the ground, maybe I coax her with love words like this, and it may not be possible to trick her into a hot kiss?

Sure enough, Zhang Qingqing looked at me and said softly, "Really? ”

Damn, this really won her favor, I'm really a fucking love saint! Not only did he save the day, but he also deceived his wife's kiss!

I still looked at Zhang Qingqing affectionately: "Is it okay?" ”

"Okay"

Zhang Qingqing agreed to me, but instead of leaning over to kiss me, she reached out and pulled out a lipstick from her clutch, then handed it over, and said, "You like to taste my lipstick, don't you, bring it to you." ”

I looked at the lipstick she handed over, and I was momentarily confused, thinking if this girl's emotional intelligence is too low, I am talking about kissing you, who really wants to eat your lipstick? I looked at her narrow gaze and cheeks full of teasing smiles, and instantly understood that she was not moved by my words at all just now, and she was sober.

Zhang Qingqing sneered, then withdrew her lipstick, and her pretty face became stiff: "Chen Yu, Chen Yu, you are really getting more and more presumptuous, you dare to slap a female classmate, and make excuses that it is for practice, which is really shameless." ”

When the turtle was about to be hard to the end, I had no choice at this time, so I stubbornly said: "Zhang Qingqing, this is true, I am really practicing wall dong." ”

Zhang Qingqing nodded and said, "You want to practice wall dong, right?" ”

"Right"

Zhang Qingqing immediately pointed to the five-star red flag flagpole with a thick bowl mouth next to me and said, "Then I will let you practice hard, from now until the end of school, you stand in front of this flagpole and support it on the flagpole with one hand to maintain a wall posture." ”

I was startled when I heard this, and said with a sad face: "Damn, Mr. Zhang, there are still two classes before school, don't fix me like this, right?" ”

Zhang Qingqing snorted coldly and said, "Didn't you say that you wanted to practice wall knocking, then you can practice it for me." If you dare to run away, then don't come to see me again; If you practice well, I can wait until the anniversary day for me to knock you back. ”

In fact, as soon as Zhang Qingqing said that I should stand on the flagpole and maintain a wall-pounding posture for two classes to punish me, I immediately wanted to run away, but the two words of candy and sticks behind her, which were threats and temptations, made me a little afraid to sneak away.

I gritted my teeth and said, "Okay, I'll fight for you for the sake of the wall." ”

Zhang Qingqing sneered and told me not to move here, and then she left. But it seemed that instead of going to the classroom, she went to the office, and I wondered what was going on, and it wasn't long before she went and returned, carrying a paper dummy in her hand.

The dummy was a girl with beautiful hair, Zhang Qingqing put the paper figure on the side of the flagpole, and then asked me to wall-knock the dummy.

I broke out in a cold sweat all of a sudden: "Damn, Mr. Zhang, you're playing too hard like this, aren't you?" ”

Zhang Qingqing said proudly: "You said that you wanted to learn the wall, didn't I prepare props for you to learn decently?" I'm going to class, don't run away, or I'll be done with you. ”