Chapter 7: Kissing My Best Friend

Carrying the raw materials for making beer duck and a draft of beer, Zhao Zixian and Su Ruo returned to the rented room.

Ye Ruo put down the things he was carrying, took out the key and opened the door, and then raised his foot.

Zhao Zixian closed his eyes and prayed for the poor door.

Maybe it was Zhao Zixian's prayer that worked, Ye Ruo's flying foot kicked the door, the door was not kicked, just moaned in pain, and obediently let go of his body.

Ye Ruo swaggered into the house, looking at a large pile of things under his feet, Zhao Zixian smiled bitterly and carried the things into the house.

After Ye Ruo entered the room, he directly lay down on the broken bed, pressing the bed to a "creak" sound.

"Eunuch, you can also come and help." Zhao Zixian said to Su Ruo, he couldn't mention those things at once.

Ye Ruo made a contemptuous gesture to Zhao Zixian, simply took off his shoes, pillowed Zhao Zixian's pillow that had not been washed for N years under his head, and fell asleep.

Zhao Zixian didn't say anything more, and ran again to bring things in.

When Zhao Zixian was about to make beer duck, Ye Ruo was already snoring sweetly on the bed.

Zhao Zixian made the beer duck and simmered it in the pot, then sat down at the table and took a bottle of beer and opened it, poured a few sips into his stomach, and then stretched comfortably, pushed the sleeping Ye Ruo's body into the bed, and then lay down in the vacant place.

"What are you doing? I don't want to take advantage of my mother, my mother is a virgin! Ye Ruo was disturbed by Zhao Zixian's good dream, and said dissatisfied.

"As far as your airfield, do I have such a bad vision?" Zhao Zixian just lay down like that and said lazily.

Ye Ruo sat up from the bed all of a sudden, pressed Zhao Zixian and said, "The old lady said it, I'm just for the country and the province!" ”

As soon as Zhao Zixian was about to say something, he heard that his bed was overwhelmed, and a frightening muffled sound sounded miserably, and it was suddenly disconnected from the middle.

The two people on the bed didn't react, and suddenly fell to the ground with the bed.

Ye Ruo originally pressed Zhao Zixian, which made her put her two elbows heavily on Zhao Zixian's chest, and her head was also in close contact with Zhao Zixian's head, and her mouth gnawed heavily on Zhao Zixian's mouth.

Zhao Zixian screamed at the top of Ye Ruo's elbow, and before the second sound came out, he felt a sharp pain in his lips, and just as he wanted to scream again, a moist thing burrowed into his mouth. He couldn't help but push his hands upwards, only to come across two small but bouncy ones*.

For a while, Zhao Zixian's head was short-circuited.

Ye Ruo was also stunned by this moment, and the two of them remained there in such a posture.

For a moment, there was no other sound except the breathing of the two of them.

Something terrible happened, Zhao Zixian's little brother was suddenly stimulated and stood up disobediently.

Ye Ruo felt that there seemed to be another wooden stick under her, and she couldn't help screaming, but because her tongue was in Zhao Zixian's mouth, the cry was squeaky, so that people couldn't hear what she was calling.

The scream woke up the two people, Ye Ruo hurriedly took his tongue out of Zhao Zixian's mouth, let his head leave Zhao Zixian's head, and then looked at Zhao Zixian and said, "You didn't brush your teeth in the morning." He stood up.

Zhao Zixian's hands felt that the two* suddenly left his control, and he felt a little lost, and involuntarily stretched up a little more, trying to grab it again.

It's a pity that those two* are already far away from it.

Zhao Zixian continued to lie there without moving, but screamed miserably: "My poor bed." ”

Ye Ruo looked at Zhao Zixian, who was still about to scream, stretched out her foot and kicked him and said, "The old lady hasn't let that man live like this, she took advantage of it and behaved well." ”

", I was insulted by you, right?" Zhao Zixian looked grief-stricken.

When Ye Ruo heard this, he suddenly laughed, and smiled very happily, if there was a girl present now, he would definitely be fascinated by her smile, but Zhao Zixian was a real man, and his current expression looked at Ye Ruo like eating a fly.

Ye Ruo's laughter became even louder, and in the end, she lay on Zhao Zixian's chest again and continued to laugh.

"Is it that funny?" Zhao Zixian pushed Ye Ruo away and stood up.

Ye Ruo finally stopped laughing, but his eyes meowed a few times towards Zhao Zixian's underneath.

Zhao Zixian's little brother was still standing tenaciously and propped up his pants into a tent.

"That's proof you're still a little feminine." Zhao Zixian wanted his little brother to take it back, but he was disobedient and had to say it to Ye Ruo.

"Let me ask you, was it your first kiss just now?" Ye Ruo suddenly asked.

"The first kiss is a head, I Zhao Zixian is handsome and chic, I don't know how many beautiful women are waiting in line for me, besides, the kiss just now, I feel like I was bitten by a dog." For every word that can hit Ye Ruo, Zhao Zixian is unreserved.

"Giggle......" Ye Ruo was surprisingly not annoyed, and laughed again.

At this time, a smell wafted into the noses of the two - the beer duck was ready.

Ye Ruo left Zhao Zixian and rushed to the kitchen, and looking at Ye Ruo's agile movements, and then looking at his poor bed that had become two halves, Zhao Zixian had to smile bitterly, fill his stomach first and then clean up the bed.

Soon, a pot of beer duck and a sprayerful beer entered the stomachs of two people.

"If I eat like this again, my figure will be finished." Ye Ruo stroked the belly that he had eaten a little bit, shook his head and said, but he couldn't hide the joy in his eyes.

"Cut, load, eat like a hungry dog." Zhao Zixian glanced at Ye Ruo and said hatefully, most of the duck meat today entered her stomach.

Maybe it was because he was in a good mood after eating, Ye Ruo just glanced at Zhao Zixian and didn't speak.

"My bed, how am I going to sleep tonight?" Zhao Zixian finally remembered this important issue again, and said with a sad face.

"Stupid, wouldn't it be nice to take some bricks and pad underneath, it's still a man." Ye Ruo said, and when he came out of the house, it seemed that he was going to look for bricks.

Watching Ye Ruo go out, Zhao Zixian's face showed a smug smile.

After half an hour, Ye Ruo's voice sounded outside the door.

Zhao Zixian agreed, and walked out of the house, this Ye Ruo, it would take so long to find a brick.

But Ye Ruo stood there, there was not a single brick by his side, but followed by a person, so he didn't need to hire someone to find a brick?

"Look at it, don't help yet." Ye Ruo saw Zhao Zixian standing there stunned, and couldn't help but say again.

This time, Zhao Zixian discovered that beside Ye Ruo and that person, there was also a car pulling goods, and a big bed was placed on the car.

Zhao Zixian rubbed his eyes, only to be sure that his eyes were not looking at flowers, it was really a big bed, a double bed.

Zhao Zixian stood there and moaned in a low voice.

"What do you think, the old lady just sleeps once in a while, you think the old lady is such a casual person." Ye Ruo looked at Zhao Zixian's appearance, and naturally knew what he was thinking.

The double bed was placed in the room, and the poor single bed ended its mission and was pulled away by the man.

Sitting on the double bed, looking at the pitiful activity space in his room, Zhao Zixian let out a long sigh.

", I paid for all the money, you sigh?" Ye Ruo sat at the table where he was eating, looked at Zhao Zixian's appearance, and began to go crazy again.

"No, I'm thinking about going to the competition tomorrow." Zhao Zixian said, lying on the bed.

"Little sample, think slowly, the old lady is gone." Knowing that Zhao Zixian was not sulking at himself, Ye Ruo stood up and walked out of the room.

"Wash the pot." Zhao Zixian shouted weakly, the voice was so small that only he could hear it.

However, the materials were bought by Ye Ruo, and the beer was bought by Ye Ruo, and he just made some effort, which was still very cost-effective.

In the calculation, Zhao Zixian fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took, an ethereal figure appeared in front of Zhao Zixian's bed and woke him up.

Looking at the person in front of him, Zhao Zixian said hatefully: "Who are you?" Don't you know it's rude to disturb someone's rest? ”

The man opened his mouth, and a voice that seemed to come from a distant place reached Zhao Zixian's ears: "I am the God of Food, the author of that immortal book." ”

"What?" Zhao Zixian sat up from the bed all of a sudden, and he suddenly remembered that that voice had appeared in his ears twice.

"I'm a Da Luo Immortal now, before I ascended to the Immortal, I haven't found a suitable heir, but I can't bear to see what I learned disappear in this human world, so I left a wisp of my divine consciousness in this book, tens of thousands of years, I finally waited for my best heir." The voice said again.

"You wait for 10,000 years, will there be ducks and figs at that time?" After all, Zhao Zixian is a modern person, and he has learned some knowledge.

"Ahem." The voice coughed twice, and then continued: "The old man is old, and it is inevitable that the memory will be a little wrong, now, you have also seen the beer duck, and you have also seen the effect, you don't want to talk nonsense, do you want to learn anything else, learn my things, ensure that you are strong, not sick, and the golden gun will not fall, and finally become an immortal." The voice said again.

"What, the golden gun doesn't fall?" When Zhao Zixian heard this, he was moved.

"That's it, the golden gun won't fall." The voice said again, but now it sounded like the sound of those selling small goods.

"You say you're talking to me with your divine sense?" Zhao Zixian asked suddenly.

"Yes, my consciousness has been sleeping in books, and only when I meet the best heirs will I wake up, and when I finish giving what I have learned to the heirs, it will disappear." The voice said again.

"What, you're going to disappear soon?" Zhao Zixian said with a glare.

"yes, there's still two hours left, so let's start learning first." The voice said again.

"Did you say the hour at that time?" Zhao Zixian still said unhurriedly.

"Do you want to learn?" The voice choked for a moment, and said a little impatiently.

"I don't learn." Zhao Zixian refused.

"What? You woke me up, and you talked to me for a long time, and my consciousness disappeared immediately, and you stopped learning, what do you mean? The voice said angrily, it seemed that he had not been so angry in his world.

"Cut, I didn't force you to wake up." Zhao Zixian was still lying on the bed and said disdainfully.

"I know what you're thinking, okay, just say it." The owner of that voice is also an old guy, so he naturally knows Zhao Zixian's thoughts.

"Haha." Zhao Zixian smiled proudly, I have read too many novels about this and that, and it still works.

"That's it, I'm too late now, so I'll teach you my martial arts first, and then help you open up the meridians of your whole body, so that there will be no obstacles to your cultivation of the secret of the immortal spectrum, and you can make all the dishes in the immortal spectrum." The voice saw Zhao Zixian's expression and said with a smile, but his laughter sounded so sinister, as if there were still a lot of conspiracies in his laughter.