Wu Erlang grabbed his hair, pulled off one piece, put it to his mouth and blew vigorously, blowing for a while, brushing it with both hands, starting from the middle of the hair. Slowly pull it to the sides, until your hair is completely straight, and place it upright on the coffee table.

Wu Erlang stared at the hair on the coffee table greedily, and muttered a sentence: "One." ”

Then, he began to repeat the same series of movements.

When Guo Changxin came back, Wu Erlang was staring at the dozens of heads on the coffee table.

"! You really know how to play, have you figured it out? ”

Wu Erlang didn't look up, still looking directly at the hair on the coffee table, and said with emotion: "If only I could turn my hair into gold bars." ”

"Mom, that's your idea? Depend on! You kid is really capable, you think you are the magic lamp of Arabia. ”

Guo Changxin threw the food he was carrying on the coffee table with all his might, and the vegetable juice splashed out got Wu Erlang's face, and when he picked up a tissue to wipe his face, he was inadvertently flashed by a strange light at the door.

Out of instinctive reaction, Wu Erlang felt that the bright light at the door should have come from a woman.

Wu Erlang has a natural sense of smell for beautiful women, just like a dog smelling the fragrance of meat, and at this moment, the wing of his nose, like the belly of a toad, shrinks sharply one by one, and the breath he exudes is like a dog under the sun.

Wu Erlang's body became excited, and his eyes sprayed towards the door like a ball of fire.

A big beautiful girl at the door was happily admiring his embarrassment.

Wu Erlang didn't care about this, as long as a woman looked at him directly, he would understand that meaning, and he cast his eyes on the woman like electricity.

Depend on! Not bad!

The woman's figure is great, she is simply not picky, the plump place explodes plump, the slim place explodes slim, the place that should be exposed is all exposed, and the place where it should not be exposed - most of it is exposed.

Wu Erlang liked most of them so much that he couldn't wait to pounce on them immediately.

Guo Changxin scolded inappropriately: "***, can you be a little reserved"

"Boss, I've seen this girl." Wu Erlang turned around and said with a pant.

Guo Changxin's head was twisted like a crooked machine gun: "Damn!" Of course you've seen it, all the women in the world are all the same in your *** eyes. ”

Wu Erlang didn't dare to fight back, but he firmly believed that he had really seen this woman, and where had he seen it, Wu Erlang really couldn't remember it.

Lowering his head and pondering, Wu Erlang filtered all the women who had that kind of relationship with him recently in his brain, and vaguely felt that in his memory, the memory left by this woman to him should be related to that kind of thing, but it was a little ethereal, as if it was a memory from a long time ago.

I was thinking about it for a while, and the phone suddenly vibrate, and the image of a bewitching woman was presented on the phone screen, and there was a meaty story that made people get goosebumps all over the body.

His mind suddenly broadened, and he suddenly remembered that this woman was really related to that kind of thing, but not with him, but with Guan Shanyue.

An inexplicable excitement instantly took control of Wu Erlang's brain, and he suddenly rushed towards Guo Changxin and shouted excitedly: "Boss, I have thought of a way to deal with money." ”

Guo Changxin was startled, instinctively leaned back, glared at Wu Erlang, and then leaned over and put his head on Wu Erlang's face.

"What's the solution?"

Wu Erlang put his mouth on Guo Changxin's ear, and said mysteriously: "You can find Secretary Guan to find a way." ”

Guo Changxin was already very tired of Wu Erlang's sneaky appearance, when Wu Erlang spoke, it made his ears and eyes itch, and when he heard Wu Erlang say such a non-trivial sentence, Guo Changxin really wanted to slap his stinky face.

"Wu Erlang, can you think of something reliable? If you talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will beat you to death, do you think I am Guan Shanyue's uncle! ”

Wu Erlang begged for pity at Guo Changxin like a dog's leg, looking like he didn't know the pain after being slapped: "Boss, what I said this time is reliable." ”

Wu Erlang said as he aimed his eyes at the woman standing at the door, he just wanted to remind Guo Changxin that this woman had a leg with Guan Shanyue, but when he looked at that woman, he couldn't help but make a commotion.

When Guo Changxin was about to raise his hand again, he was stunned by Wu Erlang's words.

"Boss, do you remember what happened to her and Secretary Guan?"

She and Guan Shanyue? What can she and Guan Shanyue do? Could it be that Guan Shanyue *** secretly beat Lao Tzu's second piggyback?

Wu Erlang shook his mobile phone in the air, blinked his eyes and said to Guo Changxin: "Do you remember the video you recorded for Guan Shu?" The woman above is her. ”

Wu Erlang pointed to the woman who was still standing in the doorway.

Guo Changxin suddenly realized that the woman at the door really had a leg with Guan Shanyue, remembering that Guan Shanyue had just become the deputy county magistrate at that time, Guo Changxin secretly used his mobile phone to take pictures of the cloud and rain between them.

Guo Changxin looked at the woman standing at the door, and suddenly had the feeling of eating a bad sweet potato.

Depend on! Just now, I was thinking that Guan Shanyue had beaten his own second piggyback, and it turned out that he had been brushing the pot for him.

Bah! Grandma a bear!

Guo Changxin turned to Wu Erlang viciously, glared at him and scolded: "Mom, that B, do you want to disgust me, disgusting Lao Tzu beat Guan Shanyue's second piggyback?" ”

Wu Erlang smiled flatteringly, and said unashamedly: "What's wrong with the second piggyback?" If I can beat you and Secretary Guan, then how proud I must be, even our ancestral grave can smoke blue. ”

Wu Erlang raised his mobile phone again and said, "But I don't mean this, I mean to say that if you use this video to blackmail Secretary Guan, I'm afraid he will have to prepare the money for you." ”

Wu Erlang's villain smiled at Guo Changxin triumphantly, which made Guo Changxin draw a kind of excitement and pleasure from it, just like gritting his teeth and grabbing someone else's pigtail.

Think about it carefully, since dragging Guan Shanyue on a thief ship four years ago, Guan Shanyue suddenly became much more well-behaved in front of herself, this kind of well-behaved, in Wu Erlang's words, is not Guan Shanyue's personality sublimated, but an instinctive self-protection.

To put it elegantly, it is called a person to raise one, in fact, to put it bluntly, it is cowardice, and the more adults in the official position, the more cowardly, because they are afraid that their ugly things will be exposed.

Guo Changxin picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, and then looked at the woman standing at the door, he was almost crazy with excitement.

Guan Shanyue, you kid wait, if you don't break your *** eyeballs this time, Lao Tzu will not be your brother-in-law.

Guo Changxin slapped Wu Erlang on the shoulder, almost didn't slap this kid to the floor, Guo Changxin screamed excitedly: "Wu Erlang, you ***, you came up with this idea with a pig's intestine, it's just rancid to your grandma's house, I like it, I like it so much." ”

Happy and sad, when Guo Changxin opened his mobile phone, he was suddenly dumbfounded, over the years, he changed his mobile phone faster than changing women, and the mobile phone that took the video may have already turned into dirt.

Guo Changxin slammed the phone to the ground, and the sound of the phone shattering and Guo Changxin's sharp scream rang at the same time: "Wu Erlang, you ***, what are you *** doing, why don't you know how to remind Lao Tzu and save that video." ”

Wu Erlang gloated with a look of schadenfreude: "Boss, don't worry, I will keep it carefully even if you fart, not to mention such a big thing, I have already stored it in the USB flash drive." ”

"Really?" Guo Changxin was still screaming, just now he was annoyed, but now he was excited.

Wu Erlang took out a USB flash drive and said, "It's right here, do you want to take a look?" ”

Guo Changxin stared at Wu Erlang for a long time before he gasped and said: "Wu Erlang, in the future, Lao Tzu really has to guard against you***, you kid can't make sense of bullshit in serious matters, and all your crooked brains are used in these evil ways, no, Lao Tzu really has to guard against you." ”

Wu Erlang leaned into Guo Changxin's chest like a puppy, licked his face and said: "Boss, you must not praise me like this, I am cheap, I am afraid I can't afford such praise." ”

Guo Changxin said: "Wu Erlang, you are *** stupid, am I praising you?" I'm scolding you, sarcastic about you, why don't you even know the smell of bullshit. ”

Wu Erlang said with a smile: "I'm a slut, the boss's shit is not smelly to me, it is fragrant, it is more fragrant than a small grinding oil, and the scolding of the boss is praise to me, the more fierce you scold, the more beautiful I feel, you scold me is to attach importance to me, which means that I am still useful to you, if you don't scold me, I will have no sense of existence at all, and when you stop scolding me, I can only treat myself as a fart." ”

Guo Changxin smiled: "Don't say it, you understand it quite thoroughly, Lao Tzu scolds you because you are useful, if you don't have any fart, why do you scold you?" But you kid didn't completely say the truest thoughts in his heart, you like to let me scold you right, if you don't scold you for three days, your kid will be like losing his soul, but once he scolds hard, you kid must be secretly making sex for Lao Tzu in private. ”

Wu Erlang said with trepidation: "Boss, I will resolutely not be with you in the future, although you can scold hard, I will praise me as the boss, the more fierce you scold, maybe the more brilliant my dog brain is." ”

Guo Changxin waved his hand and said, "Let's get down to business, today I scolded you for being fierce enough, how about it, have you come up with a specific way, how to deal with Guan Shanyue." ”

At this time, Wu Erlang's mind was particularly bright, and a string of ideas kept jumping out of his mind.

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