Little Theatre Third Night

Rebel robber X slim-waisted little beauty

The wind blows, and the snowflakes float.

On such a cold day, a man took to the street in a tight night suit.

There were only a few people on the street, and he hid in the corner and secretly observed! Today he's going to rob!

A girl came over at the intersection, her skin was as white and red as Snow White, and although she was wrapped in a thick down jacket, her small waist was still so eye-catching. (Hmph, Flim Flam.) ）

The girl was in a hurry, and when she looked closely, she seemed to have something in her arms. The man wiped his eyes and saw that they were two delicate little flowers!

When the girl walked around the corner, the man dragged the girl into the corner with his long arms.

In a hurry, the girl bumped into the man's face. I'm so handsome! Handsome sky! (Hey, hey, hey, this sand is so handsome!) No rebuttal will be accepted. ）

The man spoke: "Beauty, can you give me two things?" ”

The girl who was fascinated by the beauty quickly nodded: "What is it?" You say you say it! (I'm rubbing, why are you writing me such a nymphomaniac, and such an idiot for you...... ）

The man smiled, and the night seemed to be lit up by his smile, and the girl suddenly felt that she was not cold at all.

The man said, "I want your heart and your flowers." ”

"I can give you the heart, but the flower can't." The girl's face was firm, "I'm going to use it to soak my feet today, but I didn't soak it last night." ”

"I don't want the heart, but the flowers must be in hand." The man also looked firm, "If you really don't give it, then I'm welcome!" ”

The beauty twisted her eyebrows: "In broad daylight, you dare to rob it?" ”

The man raised his eyes to look at the sky: "It's so dark, it's not broad daylight." ”

Without saying much, the man ran away after snatching Huahua, and the beauty almost fell to the ground after grabbing it, "Bastard, do you know who I am?" ”

"Girl, do you know who I am?" The man looked back, his thin lips revealed, "Ma Yun, Li Ka-shing, Wang Jianlin, Ma Huateng, and me-Zhu Dasha, the assets of the five of us combined, are enough to shake the economic system of the entire Asia and even the world!" ”

The snowflakes are still falling, and there is a slender waist beauty with a confused face left in the snow!

Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. At the end is a paragraph. Put it at the end and have fun~