Chapter 29 Appealing to the Heartfelt Feelings During an Outing to Beijing 6
Lu Ziyi ran to the bottom of the tree and saw Aunt Wu beating intently on the tree, she had rectal cancer, and she wanted to stop it loudly.
Impregnated quickly stopped: "Don't scream, it will frighten her, if she panics, she will fall straight from the tree, her old arms and legs, she can't withstand the fall." ”
Lu Ziyi said anxiously: "Didn't she say that she has old arms and legs, and she can't walk, how can she still climb trees?" Is this what it looks like to have a sore leg? ”
Chu Yanran said to Lu Ziyi: "Now I can only sneak around to a place where Aunt Wu can't see, climb the tree, and then protect Aunt Wu to slowly come down from the tree, this is the way." If Aunt Wu doesn't have an accident, this is a blessing. ”
"Oh my god! It's not scary to eat a little, and a seventy-year-old woman can still climb trees, which is too scary! ”
Lu Ziyi took off the sunscreen clothing on her body, regardless of the famous brand of pants, spit on her palms, rubbed her hands, grabbed a small branch under the tree, kicked her feet, clamped the big branch with her legs, and climbed towards the tree.
The uncles and aunts below pointed their fingers, and were just about to give a warning, but Chu Zhenran, who was standing beside them, shouted in a low voice: "Aunties, if you don't want to see Aunt Wu fall, just tell Aunt Wu." ”
When several old people heard this, they stopped.
Aunt Wu was still on the tree and asked angrily, "Say, which side do you want?" You can see clearly below, which one grows well, I'll get it for you. ”
At this time, Lu Ziyi had already climbed to the big white apricot tree, and then quietly approached Aunt Wu.
Aunt Wu used her hands and feet together and continued to climb towards the treetops above.
Sure enough, the branch shook, Aunt Wu's hand slipped, and fell down suddenly, Lu Ziyi's legs wrapped around the fork, and both hands held Aunt Wu's body, but she didn't catch it, but she just grabbed Aunt Wu's falling body, seeing that Lu Ziyi's hand couldn't support it, Chu Yanran picked up the long stick that slipped from Aunt Wu's hand, and pressed it against Aunt Wu's back, and finally let Lu Ziyi take out one hand and pull Aunt Wu's clothes.
"Auntie, you are really too good, you want to go to the Heavenly Palace, what's the matter, do you want me to fly with you, and also cover my back and take you back to the world?"
This move also scared Aunt Wu into a cold sweat, and after hearing Lu Ziyi's words, Aunt Wu stroked her chest and said, "Young man, you should take me back to the world!" In the end, there is a lot of joy in the world! This Heavenly Palace is not a place for us mortals. ”
When Lu Ziyi heard this, she straightened Aunt Wu, grabbed the branch with both hands, and let the thin Aunt Wu cover her back, and then took Aunt Wu back to the world like an ape.
When Aunt Wu reached the ground, she was so frightened that she sat down on the ground.
Lu Ziyi said with a smile: "Auntie, in the end, there is a lot of joy in the world, for a few big white apricots, if you go to heaven, you won't be laughed to death if you spread it." ”
Seeing that Lu Ziyi was soaking wet, he smiled and said, "No wonder Auntie said that she was too worried, I still thought about what I could worry about!" It turns out that it's really so worrying. ”
Lu Ziyi helped Aunt Wu and said: "Aunties, if you like to eat, I will give you a few catties each, we are not as light as swallows, and we can't dance on the branches again, aunties, you should know that we are not flower fairies." ”
Lu Ziyi laughed teasingly, watching Aunt Wu beat her legs.
Aunt Wu sighed: "Old arms and legs, useless, I used to be a ballet, that's really called floating on the water, now, I'm a post-70s, I can still go to a tree, it's also good, and there is a little fresh meat on the tree to save me from the earth, it seems that I'm not old." Ladies, you say, are we still young! ”
"Yes, we are only in the 70s, and we are still young."
The old ladies echoed with each other, making Aunt Wu as excited as if she had been beaten with chicken blood.
At this time, Aunt Wu stood up and said to the old ladies: "Go to one place, change one cannon, let's go over there and take a look." ”
"Don't, Aunt Wu, don't you want to die? Oops, these grannies. ”
A whistle sounded, and Lu Ziyi blew the whistle.
After taking a closer look, it turned out that the jade pendant hanging around Lu Ziyi's neck was actually a whistle.
Lu Ziyi blew the whistle, just like a large army blowing a horn, and at this time, many staff members poured into the apricot forest.
"Mr. Lu."
"Mr. Lu."
Lu Ziyi pointed to the backs of a few old people and said, "Xia Tao, Lilac, a few of you hurry up and bring these old ones back to the small western-style building, eat and drink well, and entertain them, and give them whatever you want." ”
"Yes, Mr. Lu."
Saying that, a few staff members intercepted a few old men and old ladies in the 70s.
Impregnated with a smile: "Seeing that you are usually very carefree, I thought you didn't know anything, it turned out that you jumped up and down, up and down the sky and into the earth, more powerful than the seventy-two changes of Sun Wukong, the mortal heavenly palace once a few minutes!" ”
Lu Ziyi touched his head and smiled embarrassedly: "Now that I have practiced the skill of seventy-two changes, I am just short of a fiery eye, and I can't understand the heart of a jade person." ”
The two walked around for a while, and then leisurely returned to the small building, but saw Xia Tao panicked and ran out again, Lu Ziyi asked, "Xia Tao, did you bring those post-70s back?" ”
As soon as Xia Tao saw Lu Ziyi, she stopped slightly and said: "Mr. Lu, we really can't control these aunts, they are noisy and noisy, and my head hurts, I am going to find a tour guide to see how to take care of these aunts and uncles, otherwise, they will not stay indoors!" ”
Lu Ziyi made a gesture of stopping, and then pushed the impregnation and said: "Impregnation, at this time, I only ask you to appear on the stage to fight the fire." ”
Impregnated pointed at himself suspiciously, "Me? No, no, no. Then he laughed and said, "How can they listen to me!" ”
Lu Ziyi affirmed: "It's okay, follow me, let's act when the opportunity comes." ”
Lu Ziyi walked indoors with Chu Diran, and saw that the table was full of fresh melons and fruits on the indoor table, but those old people were still nagging, trying to hit the blocking net of Lilac and Xu Dazhu's staff.
Lu Ziyi clapped her hands and smiled: "Aunties, when you come to our Yishui Villa, we must let the aunts eat well, drink well, play well, and have fun." ”
"What's good? How? Want to imprison us here? If you don't let us go out, do you still have a royal law here? ”
"I don't want to imprison you, but for you to live longer, I specially hired a doctor of nutrition from the tertiary hospital in the city, Miss Chu, she will teach you how to enjoy food healthily today? Of course, you can also ask her questions about inspection, Miss Chu is also an expert in inspection, you ask, Miss Chu has to answer all questions, aunts, you all have to hurry! If the army came back, Miss Chu would be captured by them. ”
"I really have my test sheet with me, please Miss Chu to see, what is wrong with me, please tell me carefully."
"Miss Chu, I also went to the hospital yesterday for a laboratory test, and the doctor said that I have high cholesterol, how can I eat and drink in the future to be healthy?"