Volume 1, The Best Student in History Chapter 33: Internet Celebrity Routines Are Deep!
The atmosphere was awkward and silent.
Tang Chen whispered and gossiped: "Brother Feng, what did you do to Sister Siran?" Let her miss you so much? Can you teach the little brother two tricks and keep it for pickling girls? ”
Xia Feng couldn't cry or laugh, he also wanted to know what he had done to this firewood girl, she had to die and beg to be a hero.
He obviously doesn't remember any heroic and courageous actions to save her beauty?
Jiao Siran looked at Xia Feng with burning eyes, and said excitedly: "Hero, you teach me martial arts!" I know you're a master. ”
Xia Feng was stunned, this girl turned out to be for this, and sure enough, the Internet celebrity routine was deep, and she accidentally fell into the gentle trap of others.
He hurriedly pretended to be stupid and said, "What are you talking about, little girl?" Who's the master? I tell you, don't talk nonsense, so many people are watching. I'm very low-key! ”
Many students in the class cast contemptuous glances, and just came to the class and beat Fu Zhe, who had practiced taekwondo, down, is this still called low-key? What about the crooks?
"Hero, I beg you! Let me worship you as a teacher! I saw it all at the school gate last night! Please, I really want to learn martial arts from you, even if you teach me a one-and-a-half-move? ”
Jiao Siran pulled Xia Feng's arm and refused to let go no matter what, and the pair of crisp breasts rubbed on Xia Feng's arm like this, making Xia Feng a little uneasy.
How small is his chest, and he is still brazen enough to learn from others to use beauty tricks, thinking that he will succumb to Xia Feng so easily?
"Ahem, chick, I'm really not interested in teaching martial arts. You hurry up and leave, let others see the tugging between the two of us, and the impact is not good. ”
Xia Feng had already noticed the countless pairs of tigerish eyes around him, as if they were about to swallow him.
A generation of popular school Internet celebrities begged for Xia Feng like this, which others couldn't envy at all, and if it were someone else, they would have agreed without hesitation.
But Xia Feng actually refused!
The two sisters behind Jiao Siran couldn't stand it anymore, rolled up their sleeves, and said, "Sister Siran, this kid doesn't know what to do, do you want us to teach him a lesson?" ”
Jiao Siran couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "Are you two stupid?" People are heroes, strong in martial arts, and are they afraid of the two of you? Can you stop thinking on your toes? ”
"Sister Siran, the lesson is!"
Jiao Siran pulled Xia Feng's arm, but he didn't let go, as a firewood girl, he was coquettish to a man for the first time, and that coquettish appearance made people goosebumps.
"I don't care! I don't care! I'm going to learn martial arts from you. Otherwise, I won't leave in this class, and I'll follow you wherever you go! ”
Xia Feng was speechless for a while and said, "Then what if I go to the men's bathroom?" ”
"Then I'll go with you. I don't care what the difference between men and women is! What am I afraid of in the men's bathroom, and it's not the first time I've been there. ”
Xia Feng was dumbfounded, this was entangled by a female scoundrel in the real sense, what kind of sin did he create in his previous life?
Could it be that the recent bullying of Tian Xiaoniu and Xiao Yun has been retributed? When he meets such a wonderful Internet celebrity girl, what should he do? He was desperate!
He didn't talk nonsense, he just left directly, no matter how strange the eyes of others were, and quickly left the place of right and wrong.
As soon as he turned around, Jiao Siran hugged his legs and almost didn't pull off his shorts.
"Sister...... I'll call you sister...... I beg you, let me go! Xia Feng looked at Jiao Siran's scoundrel appearance, and was about to kneel down and beg her.
The classroom was silent, and everyone was shocked to see the two of them pleading with each other.
"I don't care, I don't care! I'm going to pester you. I will haunt you every day and follow you every day. ”
“……”
The class was almost boiling, and bursts of cheers resounded through the classroom.
Many of the boys were whistling, and many were shocked.
Xia Feng's brazenness has been surpassed by no one, however, he has encountered an opponent who is more shameless than him.
Life is full of competition, even the shameless thing, his Xia Feng has the upper hand by others.
He shook his head helplessly and said to Jiao Siran, "You won." I teach! I teach! ”
"Really? Yes! Jiao Siran jumped up excitedly, happy like a fat man of more than two hundred pounds.
"However, since you want me to teach you martial arts, should you also give me some apprenticeship fees, what kind of rituals to hold and so on? Anyway, let's go through the motions and let me balance my heart a little! ”
Jiao Siran blinked her eyes covered with smoky makeup, and said with a blank expression: "Master, from now on, with such a little follower as me, what more do you need for apprenticeship fees?" I can be your mobile wallet, or I can be your mobile kitchen knife, I will do whatever you ask me to do, and I will do whoever you ask me to do! ”
“……”
Xia Feng was stunned, he was a little speechless.
The classmates in the class all looked at Xia Feng with envy and hatred, why didn't this kind of good thing fall on them?
If there is Sister Si Ran in the school in the future, it won't be sideways?
Tang Chen didn't mention how happy he was in his heart, and he admired Xia Feng even more.
"What's wrong? Master, are you so happy that you can't speak? Jiao Siran smiled and leaned over, pulling Xia Feng's arm and rubbing it.
Internet celebrity routines are deep, this firewood girl is planning to play tricks, and she will be a master in vain! This, where can Xia Feng do it?
Xia Feng rolled his eyes and said, "I'll do whatever I tell you to do?" Then I ask you, do you give grass? ”
Jiao Siran was dumbfounded, she didn't expect Xia Feng to be more shameless than her, but she Jiao Siran was not a vegetarian, so she immediately went back.
"Master, you can play with me as much as you want! I don't even want to resist! Jiao Siran snuggled in Xia Feng's arms with a shyly face, which was completely different from the hot temper she used to have.
No way! He put such a big move, and he was caught by the other party, and sure enough, just like him, he was the best in shameless!
Hearing the conversation between the two, the classmates in the class felt extremely ashamed, this Nima is simply a naked dog abuse? This made more than half of the single dogs in the class very unconvinced!
Xia Feng shook his head helplessly and said, "I didn't expect it! In the ability to be brazen, I have to worship you as a teacher and study hard. ”
"That's it! Now do you know how powerful my sister is? ”
"Shall I ask you a question?"
"Ask!"
"How the hell did you manage to hang out at school without even wearing a bra?"
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