Chapter 103: Dog Pee
I heard that the Mercedes-Benz man meant that he was going to forcibly pour these two bowls of "dog food" into me and the Audi man, hehe, if he dared to do this, I would kick his balls when he came over.
Seeing that the Mercedes-Benz man with that strong murderous aura in my eyes was slightly stunned for a moment, and then suddenly said with a smile: "Chen San, you really want to pounce and bite me?" You're not my family's wealthy, what kind of person are you biting?"
"You're so boring." The Audi man didn't wait for me to answer, and said to the Mercedes-Benz man first, "It's really boring for you to get such a sumptuous lunch for them in order to please the people in the city." Are you helping your dad fight to be a bigwig in the city? ”
"You know the." Mercedes-Benz man denied it, "My dad is my dad, I am, what I do, it has nothing to do with him." Don't slander my father, he's a good official here. ‘
The Audi man smiled: "Okay, if you say that you are a good official, you are a good official." ”
The Mercedes man walked in front of me, then squatted down, picked up the bowl of dog food under my feet, and asked; "Chen San, do you want me to feed you?"
I'm grass, I scolded my mother in my heart, the Mercedes-Benz man definitely didn't want to tear his face directly with the Audi man, so he involved this stupid anger on my side.
This can be regarded as the meaning of killing chickens and making an example of monkeys. The Audi man and the Mercedes-Benz man are evenly matched, and if there is no deep hatred, the two are still evenly matched.
But now I'm caught in it, Mercedes-Benz man just asked me to go to his side again, I don't give him face, he is angry, he will definitely find a little face.
"Hey, you're going a little too far." The Audi man's eyes burst into a cold look, "This is what I did before with you, what are you doing pulling Chen San into the water?" ”
"You care so much about Chen San, it's really a deep brotherhood." The Mercedes-Benz man laughed, "Chen San, you are amazing, I have known Audi for so many years, these two strokes are generally very hanging, and there are few friends, but you have made him." ”
"Well, maybe I'm a good character." That's all I can say.
"If you don't mind, eat this bowl." The Mercedes man still looked at me with a smile, "I don't really like forcing people." ”
Sun Bin didn't seem to hear the Mercedes-Benz man's words, and the same was true of the policemen, who all looked at me with their eyes to see if I wanted to eat this bowl of dog food.
"If you don't eat, you can spit out a packet of saliva to Audi," the Mercedes man said, "In this way, the previous thing you didn't give face will be written off, so be fine." ”
I turned my head to look at the Audi man; "Do you mind?"
The Audi man threw me a roll of the eyes: "What do you say?" ”
"You mind." I sighed and said, "Although my grades are not good, I still have to have the politeness and quality that I should have." It's not polite for anyone to spit in someone's face casually. ”
"You're not interesting, really." The Mercedes-Benz man said, "You don't understand the grievances between me and Audi, I like what he likes, and I hate what he hates." He fell in love with a girl, and I also fell in love with a girl, like this since childhood, we are a mountain that can't accommodate two tigers. ”
Mercedes-Benz man's words fell, grabbed my hair directly, and then said to Yes with a cold expression: "Are you blind, who is Lao Tzu?" Do you understand? Audi supports you, you are awesome, and now Audi is also handcuffed by people in the city, he is cheap, do you understand? The two of you just follow the fight in the city, have you ever played? I really doubt that you have a brain in the water, especially you, Qi San, you are a gangster from the village, you don't give me face so much, I really want to ask you, where did you get the guts, I don't dare to get an Audi man, everyone is from a county town, you don't see what you look up and look down, but you are different, Lao Tzu is now teaching you the truth of being a man. ”
"Grass and mud horses." I scolded directly, and a mouthful of water squirted out of my mouth on the Mercedes-Benz man's face, and the last thing I want to hear now is the word three or two.
The Audi man was stunned.
The man who ran out was stunned,
Sun Bin and the other policemen were also stunned.
Unexpectedly, I spat directly.
Especially those policemen, they were all dumbfounded, because in their minds, the Mercedes-Benz man is a bull pen boy on the same level as the Audi man.
But now, I, a little man from the village, like a wild dog, spat at the Mercedes-Benz man.
What is it? Is this a serious identity provocation?
It's like taking those local dogs that you see casually on the street and hundreds of thousands of famous dogs to compete together, which is extremely eye-catching.
Sun Bin pretended to smile and said; "I can't see it, what about you?"
The policemen also shook their heads, saying that no one saw them.
I want the Mercedes guy to me.
After all, just now I and the Audi man made the people in the city deflated, especially the carload of pig manure and cow dung, so angry that these people in the city were stupid, and their lungs were about to explode.
Now that they see that I dare to provoke the Mercedes man, they think I deserve it.
"Chen San, you do what I have always wanted to do, I have made you a friend." The Audi man said to me, "I have a cousin at home, who is good-looking, and I will let you introduce her another day." ”
I said, "Your uncle, I didn't hear you say that last time I asked you, I don't know you." ”
Others force me, I take a step back, force again, retreat, force again, I can't bear it.
Even if it's being handcuffed now.
I'm barefoot, and I'm not afraid to wear shoes.
I'm not afraid.
Lao Tzu is a person now!
The Mercedes-Benz man smiled, then wiped the saliva from his face with his hand, and said: "I grass, you kid is really too courageous, I don't know how many years I haven't been treated like this, I remember you." ”
"Really?" I asked rhetorically. "Then you will remember me for the rest of your life." With that, I spat again.
The Audi man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Interesting." ”
The Mercedes-Benz man didn't laugh anymore, and directly put the bowl of dog food in his hand on my face, and then scolded; "Grass, give you face. You're it. ”
I was deducted in the face, and I was grinning a little in pain, but in the next second, I kicked the Mercedes-Benz man away.
The Mercedes-Benz man didn't expect me to dare to kick out, and he was so depressed that he was about to vomit blood, and was kicked by me and flew more than three meters away.
"I also have a cousin, and I still want to introduce you to you." The Audi man praised my style very much.
"How many cousins do you have? I asked.
"That's a lot." The Audi man replied.
I wiped the rice off my face with my hands, and looked at the Mercedes-Benz man, who slowly got up from the ground, covering his stomach with a pale face.
His eyes looked like he was eating people.
Sun Bin suddenly gave me a look, and then the four policemen came up directly and took out the shackles to put them on me. Ao Nannan's face turned cold: "Sun Bin, you are doing too much." ”
"I don't understand what you're talking about." Sun Bin shrugged his shoulders and said, "I didn't hear your words." ”
The Mercedes-Benz man seemed to be better, his face was not so pale, and then he exhaled, first took out a small mirror from his pocket, looked at his honor, and then laughed wryly, and then took out his mobile phone and made a call. "It turns out that you don't like the word deflated three, that's okay, I'll let you say that you are deflated."
"I'm your father." I say.
The Mercedes man sneered; "What did you say, bunny?"
"I'm your father." I say.
The Mercedes man clenched his fists; "Grass, you say it again."
"Son, I'm your father." I said.
The Mercedes man looked at me and kept looking at me like that.
I was staring at him too.
A few minutes later, four Mercedes men walked in from outside.
A dogleg also holds a boxed lunch.
What does that mean?
I frowned.
The Audi man shouted; "Grass, are you really playing? :”
"What do you say?" said the Mercedes man with a sneer. "Open the lunch box."
A dogleg opens.
I saw white rice in the lunchbox.
But it seems that the color is not quite the same.
"Any idea what this is? Deflated three. The Mercedes-Benz man gritted his teeth and said, "This is a box lunch that the earth dog has peed on, you are a dog, go up and hold him down for me." ”
"Fellow officers, you can take a look at my basketball court." Mercedes man said.
Sun Bin knew what the Mercedes-Benz man was going to do next, so he waved his hand; "Let's go, let's go, let's go see the environment here."