Chapter 20: Jumping the Huangpu River
Su Tingcheng clenched his fists, but was grabbed by Lu Yu, and said in a low voice: "Wife, keep a low profile, so many people are watching." ”
Su Qingcheng took a look, and found that sure enough, many people were staring at them, their eyes were playful, their little faces were red, and they only glanced at Lu Yu viciously.
Lu Yu only felt that his bones were numb, and he was really numb.
This beauty is a beauty, thin and angry, and it is a landscape.
At this time, someone came over to toast.
Xiao Li at the driver's office.
"Brother Lu, I respect you, I'm embarrassed to win your money. I did it, you feel free. ”
Xiao Li smiled very innocently, revealing two rows of white teeth.
But no matter how innocent he smiled, Lu Yu still felt murderous.
The man was carrying a large 550ml bottle of pure draft beer.
In the wine field, words like "I did it, you are free" are all deceiving children.
You're all done, are people embarrassed to be casual?
Especially the gentlemen of Lu Yu 149 City, can they be cowardly?
Lu Yu blew a bottle with him, and he was a little dizzy.
The results are not over.
Liu Dabiao and Ye Tianlong, the two uncles, each carried a bottle.
"Xiao Lu, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, if you dry this bottle, I will make amends to you as a brother." Liu Dabiao said.
"Yes, Xiao Lu, your brother Tianlong will also blow a bottle with you, brother, I will serve you, you are a man." Ye Tianlong said.
"This ......"
The corners of Lu Yu's mouth twitched.
These two big brothers called so many people, set up such a big table, and gave Lu Yu enough face, this wine must be drunk.
Although Lu Yu has a poor amount of wine, he has good wine.
Lifted the wine bottle and drank the second bottle with Liu Dabiao.
His face became more and more ugly, and he lifted another bottle, a little shaky.
"Hey, you can't drink it, don't drink it, why is your face so ugly......" Su Tingcheng was a little worried.
"This can't be done, Brother Tianlong's face, I can't help it." Lu Yu waved his hand.
I drank it with Liu Dabiao, how could I not drink it with Ye Tianlong.
Su Chengcheng was speechless.
I really don't understand the inexplicable wine table culture of this group of men.
She pulled down the wine bottle in Lu Yu's hand, glanced at him, and said, "I've lost to you, I'll help you drink it, right?" ”
"Can you?" Lu Yu asked.
"Auntie, I drink much better than you." Su Qingcheng didn't have a good airway.
This is the truth, she is used to socializing in the mall, and her alcohol consumption is indeed much better than Lu Yu.
"That's not good, it's a matter of the masters, the girls don't get involved." Lu Yu muttered.
"Dead Lu Yu, you're still on it, right, Brother Tianlong, I'll drink this wine for Lu Yu, do you agree?" Su Tingcheng said.
Ye Tianlong nodded hurriedly, and said Mr. Su, you have spoken, then you must agree, so let's do it, I'll drink a bottle, you can just drink a cup.
"That's what you said."
Su Qingcheng smiled lightly and poured a cup seriously.
Lu Yu still wanted to speak, but Su Qingcheng gave him a vicious look, and compared his fist with him.
Lu Yu stopped talking.
Master Kong once said that men who are afraid of their wives will not have too bad luck. Lu Yu thought so.
Su Tingcheng had a toast with Ye Tianlong, not leaking, although it was not a heroic dry cloud, but also a bit of a woman's demeanor, and the applause was like thunder.
The male animals present looked at Lu Yu's eyes, and they had changed from envy to looking up.
If you have a wife, what more can a husband ask for?
If they can let Su Tingcheng, who is like a fairy daughter, block the wine for themselves, then they are willing to live for ten years.
Su Tingcheng drank a glass of wine, his cheeks were slightly red, his phoenix eyes were blurred, and the shirt on his chest was slightly messy, which became more and more bright and moving.
Then, the artillery battle was fired.
"Brother Lu, I want to drink with you too!"
"Brother Lu, you are my idol, I have to drink a bottle with you!"
"Brother Lu, count me in!"
The crowd was too enthusiastic.
Lu Yu was a little confused.
How can I fall into the sea of people's war.
was about to face the battle head-on, Su Qingcheng frowned, and said angrily: "You guys, you are bullying Lu Yu, if you want to drink, I'll drink with you!" ”
"Yo, President Su, do you feel sorry for Brother Lu?"
"Brother Lu, it's so good that you are blessed!"
The crowd laughed and spoke.
Su Chengcheng blushed completely, and said angrily: "If you want to drink, drink it, where is so much nonsense!" ”
A group of big men can be scared by Su Qingcheng at the wine table? Apparently not.
So suddenly there were seven or eight people in battle, and they had a bottle of Su Chengcheng......
Two hours have passed for a long time, and Su Qingcheng was poured a lot of wine by this group of cattle, Lu Yu couldn't see it, and he also carried a gun into battle, and was soon beheaded by the envious, jealous and hateful people...... Drunk and unconscious.
When Lu Yu came back to his senses, he found that Liu Dabiao and the others had already left, and Su Chengcheng helped him to blow the wind by the Huangpu River.
Although he can't drink enough, his physical fitness is excellent, but he doesn't want to vomit, but Su Tingcheng can't, he vomits so much, Lu Yu is distressed, and hurriedly patted her back, found mineral water from the car to rinse her mouth, and said, "Wife, why are you ...... this?"
"I'm glad to, I want you to take care of it!" Su Qingcheng didn't have a good airway.
Lu Yu was speechless.
This tsundere.
The moonlight is overwhelming, and the river breeze is beautiful.
Stirring Su Qingcheng's head full of green silk, her face was slightly pale, but her eyes were very bright, reflecting the moonlight, rendering the color of the deep sea.
Lu Yu's heart rippled when he saw it, and said with a smile: "Wife, you are so beautiful, or we will go to prove it tomorrow." ”
"your ......" Su Tingcheng glanced at him, "The ghost is talking to you." ”
"If you don't talk about it, you won't talk about it, you won't believe it, sooner or later you will fall in love with me completely." Lu Yu muttered.
"Dream your dreams." Su Tingcheng didn't have a good breath and said, "You stinky men, you will talk flatteringly, and none of them are reliable." ”
"Fart, where am I talking flatteringly, you are my wife, as long as it is within my ability, I am willing to do anything for you." Lu Yu is colorful.
"Really?" Su Chengcheng looked at him suspiciously.
"Lie to you, little Ding Ding shortens by 20 centimeters......"
"You ......" Su Qingcheng was so angry that she didn't believe it.
Looking at the Huangpu River rolling eastward and churning waves in front of him, "When I was a child, a fortune teller told me that if a man is willing to jump from here for you, it is your true destiny, do you dare?" ”
When she said this, of course, she wanted someone to retreat.
As a result, Lu Yu didn't think about it, took off his shoes, and plunged into the river.
The movements are not smooth and not handsome, and they are gorgeous and gorgeous.
He jumped and didn't get up.
Su Chengcheng was dumbfounded.
This deflated calf with a thousand cuts...... He can't swim!!
"Lu Yu, if you don't drown today, I will beat you to death!"
She jumped into the sky, like a green carp with a beautiful heaven and earth.
Su Chengcheng went through a lot of hard work to catch a certain landlubber.
This guy jumped into the river and jumped like a tiger, but he knew how to toss blindly in the water, and finally caught him, but he was wrapped around her like an octopus, and everything that should be touched was touched by this deflated calf.
Fortunately, I participated in the swimming team when I was a child, and if I hadn't been injured in a training session, I would now be a national number swimmer.
Otherwise, you really won't be able to catch this guy.
Half hugged and half hugged Lu Yu and dragged Lu Yu ashore, her clothes were soaked in water and her curves were exposed, the spring light was looming, and the passing animals feasted their eyes and drooled.
With this guy still on the recliner, Su Qingcheng never thought of artificial respiration from beginning to end.
This guy may be some kind of demon and monster becoming, and it's good that he is really dead, so as not to make waves and harm the world.
She is Su Chengcheng, not the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering, and she is not the heroine of the jade-fu-tuan, how can she be so compassionate.
Facts have proved that the scourge has left a thousand years of truth quite reasonably, this dog calf spit out the river water for a while, and you You You You woke up, and her spirit is quite sufficient, which can be seen from the fact that he can still squint his small eyes, and observe whether she is 38D or 36E, and whether Mimi on the left and right sides is the same size.
"If you look at me again, I'll gouge out your eyeballs." Su Tingcheng said viciously.
This guy didn't look at it, but he sighed with great resentment.
"What's wrong again?"
"That fortune teller is right, I am really your destined true destiny, wife, let's go and prove it tomorrow, this is destined by God, it is enough for you to stink for a lifetime."
Su was defeated and retreated.
The six words of invincibility are vividly reflected in this guy.
Where will she be an opponent?
"I'm soaking wet, send me home." Su Qingcheng didn't have a good airway.
Suddenly sneezed.
This rhythm is about to catch a cold.
Lu Yu sighed.
At this moment, the phone in Su Chengcheng's bag on the recliner rang.
Tang Mengmeng called.
"Sister Allure, don't go home with that person surnamed Lu tonight, otherwise something will happen!" Tang Mengmeng said in a low voice.
"What's wrong?"
"Sister Yourong is sharpening her knife, saying that she wants to take your pair of adulterers **** to sacrifice the flag......"
"Uh...... What the hell is going on? ”
"Xiao Qilang's big bird, all the four rabbits raised by Sister Yourong were taken away and eaten, and the big bird got together with Sister Yourong, and today I pulled a total of five bubbles of bird feces on Sister Yourong's head......"
"Huh?" Su Allure City Circle.
"I won't tell you, if Sister Rong finds out that I am collaborating with the enemy, she will cut me in two......" Tang Mengmeng said, and hung up the phone directly.
"Let's go." Lu Yu got up.
"No, we can't go back." Su Chengcheng said suddenly.
"So where are we going?" Lu Yu was puzzled.
Su Qingcheng frowned, thought for a long time, and spit out two words: "Open the room!" ”
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