Chapter 580: The Impulse to Escape
Everyone's expressions were fixed on their faces, although the aura emanating from Jiang Ning's body just now was not aimed at them, but they had already experienced from Jiang Ning what extreme fear was, if they could, they really wanted to turn their heads and get out, how far and how far to roll, this guy was definitely not normal.
"Remember to say the word report before you speak next time, do you hear that?" The black glow in Jiang Ning's eyes loomed.
Where did everyone dare to be silent, but they shouted quite cooperatively, "Understood!" ”
Jiang Ning nodded, then turned his gaze to Song Wei, who had been watching, and said with a smile: "Please find a pipe to connect the tap water and bring it here, otherwise I'm afraid they will die of dehydration before they listen to me!" ”
"You...... All right! Song Wei habitually wanted to talk to Jiang Ning, but when she saw the faint black glow in Jiang Ning's eyes, she held back the next words when she said a word.
And the expressions on everyone's faces are more or less similar to Song Wei, but if you want to say what you think in your heart, except for the young man who has six more points on his chest, no one believes Jiang Ning's words, and scares people out of water.
However, the next tricky questions in Jiang Ning and the flashing of the flying knife, the scythe of death struck the general evil aura, so that these young people grabbed the water pipe, at this moment everyone wanted to say a word, we are children, don't scare us so much, okay!
The time of the day passed in a blink of an eye, and when Jiang Ning said the word disbandment, the twenty young people were so moved that tears flashed in their eyes, and when Jiang Ning said that it would continue tomorrow, they cried.
"Jiang Ning, are you really going to come like this tomorrow?" Song Wei was holding a bag of potato chips and eating, and asked after her eyes turned around.
Jiang Ning raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "If you want to be trained, I can open a small stove for you to ensure that you can't refuse to welcome you if you want to die!" ”
"Get out! A dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth! Song Wei glanced at Jiang Ning and said, "I'm asking you seriously, people are about to have a nervous breakdown after being tossed by you like this for one day, and they don't have to be sent to a mental hospital for another day!" It's not easy for me to train twenty elites, don't come nonsense! ”
"That's the elite of the elite!" Jiang Ning pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "A group of noodle melons plus sissies, do you know how my first batch of students would answer if they encountered the same question in the morning?" ”
"How do you answer?" Song Wei couldn't help but ask curiously.
Jiang Ning said arrogantly: "They will ask me if I have walnut kernels, the door squeezes the walnuts just to eat the kernels inside, and if the kernels are gone, they will squeeze a wool!" ”
"Ugh!" Song Wei looked at Jiang Ning blankly, "Sure enough, what kind of master and apprentice, these elites of mine won't be taught this virtue by you in the future, right?" ”
"What do you know, this is a very high philosophical truth, comparing walnut kernels to brains, why scolding them for having their heads squeezed by the door, isn't it that the brains fell out and only an empty shell was left on their shoulders!"
Looking at Song Wei's thoughtful appearance, Jiang Ning smiled: "In the same way, if you want to calculate a person, do you want to squeeze out his brain with a door panel first, the conspiracy is the door panel, and he hit the brain and fell off, a brainless head is carried on his shoulder, and you don't want to rub it round and pinch it as you like!" ”
Song Wei couldn't help but nodded, "It's not rough to say, but who taught you these things, I don't think you will say such things!" ”
"Look down on people, don't you, this kind of words don't come out of my mouth, can't it come out of your mouth?" Jiang Ning glared at Song Wei angrily, "You can insult my body, but you can't defile my soul!" ”
"Phew!" Song Wei threw Jiang Ning a big roll of the eyes, got up and walked into the kitchen and brought out two dishes, "What are you still doing, I'm not hungry, I'll eat alone!" ”
It turns out that when I was teaching those guys just now, it was the scent coming from here! Jiang Ning suddenly realized, only then did he react, with a flattering smile on his face, as a world-class chef, he knew if it was delicious when he smelled the taste of the dish, I don't know if it was because he was too hungry, anyway, at this moment, he always had a feeling that what was in front of him was not a home-cooked dish like spicy tofu and garlic oil and wheat vegetables, but two plates of world-class food.
It must be a hallucination of hunger, the character of this girl, it is already a rare thing to be able to cook the dish without being mushy, cooking is also a requirement for qualifications, everyone has different talents, but most people have missed the learning of talent, and can only regret it for life, and some people are lucky to be cultivated by their parents since childhood, and they are outstanding geniuses when they reach adulthood.
This little girl was trained by her parents to become a painter, and her talent is already something worthy of the envy of many people, if ordinary home-cooked food can be made like the world's top food, then he will marry her home, and the problem of eating will be solved in the future, and there can be a person who is amused by the mouth, there can be too many good women, otherwise God will send a lightning bolt to kill him.
"What do you think! Are you frightened by my virtuous virtue? Song Wei looked at Jiang Ning thinking about things blankly, and couldn't help but tease.
Jiang Ning nodded with a smile, he didn't refute for the first time, grabbed his chopsticks and was about to pick up the vegetables, but unfortunately he was snatched away by a jade hand that appeared in the sky.
Jiang Ning couldn't cry or laugh, "Eldest sister, I'll call you eldest sister!" I'm dying of hunger, let me take two bites and then talk to you, I really don't have the strength! ”
As soon as she heard this, Song Wei's eyes widened, "Eldest sister? It's a shame that you can tell me, I'm supposed to call you Uncle about the same age, and you've been outside all day, do you know how many bacteria there are! Wash your hands before eating, children know things, can you talk about hygiene! ”
"The children have gone home for dinner, I am already exhausted and collapsed, now I can't lift my arms, and my mind is about to rest, you can do well, enjoy a bite to eat!" Jiang Ning slumped on the chair like a puddle of mud as he spoke, his pitiful eyes turned back and forth, and he almost burst into tears with affection.
"Poof!" Song Wei couldn't help laughing after being stunned for a moment, a different emotion began to appear slowly in her heart, a touch of tenderness flashed in her eyes, and she turned around and went into the bathroom.
Jiang Ning raised his eyebrows, stretched his neck curiously to take a look, he couldn't see the inside without hooking his eyes, and immediately picked up the chopsticks and grabbed a piece of chicken nuggets that were served later, the taste was really the same as his nose told him, and the decision in his heart was even more resolute, this woman definitely had to marry home.
"Jiang Ning, aren't you unable to lift your arms? If you dare to eat it if you are afraid, hurry up and wash my hands! Song Wei walked out with a basin of water, and saw Jiang Ning holding chopsticks in a daze, and she was still very confident in her own craftsmanship, but she couldn't stand the fact that she didn't wash her hands, especially when this guy didn't wash after going to the toilet.
"Just now, it was just a flashback, and now my mind is stiff with hunger, help!" Jiang Ning was paralyzed again after speaking, but his mouth was still chewing rapidly, and there was a crunchy sound from time to time.
Song Wei put the basin beside Jiang Ning, and said angrily: "Look at your virtue, give me your hand!" ”
Jiang Ning was slightly stunned, he knew that he was capable of this, it was okay to be funny in front of Song Wei, it was definitely impossible to deceive her eyes, and he subconsciously stretched out his hand when he couldn't figure it out.
Song Wei has never served someone like this, let alone a man, even if she knew that Jiang Ning was cheating, she couldn't help but do it, gently rubbing the big rough hands, and her thoughts suddenly became chaotic.
The atmosphere was a little delicate, Jiang Ning could even feel it, but the resolute decision in his heart was a little retreating at this time, and he shouted very sadly, "Sister, wash your hands or wash your clothes!" I'll starve to death if you wash it any longer! ”
"You deserve to starve to death, uncle!" Song Wei bit the last two words very hard, glared at Jiang Ning hatefully, then threw the towel directly on Jiang Ning's face, and left with the basin herself.
Jiang Ning smiled bitterly, secretly slandering himself in his heart, if there is a thief with a heart but not a thief's guts, the girl will be upside down, you are still hypocritical, this is the rhythm of death!
At this time, Song Wei walked back from the bathroom, snatched the towel in Jiang Ning's hand, and put a bottle of liquor in front of Jiang Ning with a "bang", "Men prefer to drink a bottle, drink if you want, give it to me if you don't want to drink it, I'll come alone!" ”
Jiang Ning looked at the two bottles of wine on the dinner table, the corners of his mouth twitched, he had a bottle here, Song Wei had a bottle there, exactly the same burning knife, it seemed that there were still some years, the most important thing was that the degree, it was actually seventy degrees, he must be fine, but can Song Wei do it? Don't drink too much for a while, you still have to serve her, as for the drunken mess, he admits that unless he really drank too much, otherwise he really doesn't have the courage to take advantage of people's danger, and this guy with conscience will chase him for the rest of his life.
"I'm dumbfounded with just one bottle, where do I have more than ten boxes! You're not scared to death! Song Wei looked at Jiang Ning with disdain, "Don't tell me what you're going to do tomorrow and can't drink, that's all an excuse!" ”
Jiang Ning raised his eyebrows, and said with a teasing smile: "Didn't you plan it a long time ago, pour me down with delicious food and wine and beautiful girls, and then do whatever you want!" ”
"I do have such an idea, but I'm afraid that your uncle is old, so why don't you eat some food first!" Song Wei said and threw out a defiant look.
Jiang Ning's eyes widened, "A man can say no, but he must not say no, also, give you a knowledge, wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you are, now you call me uncle, after drinking, you have to call me brother!" ”
Jiang Ning's words really mean nothing else, men and men who drink too much at the wine table are brothers, and men and women who drink too much are no exception, of course, some ulterior motives are another matter.
However, Song Wei listened to her brother as a love brother, not only was she not angry, but she had a little joy in her heart, she automatically understood Jiang Ning's incomprehensible style just now as Mu Ne, she didn't find it, I don't know when it started, Jiang Ning's position in her heart has changed.
"If you can really pour me down, I'll call you Brother Love, but if you can't pour me, then I'll call you Uncle in the future!" A hint of cunning flashed in Song Wei's eyes.
Jiang Ning raised his eyebrows, and did not explain the meaning of the difference between the words, and said with a smile: "This generation is a bit different!" Love brother and uncle? Otherwise, if I lose, I'll call you my sister! ”
"Scared? Are you afraid of losing to me as a woman, or do you not have the confidence to win at all, or can I understand that you are trying to smash me to death? Song Wei had a provocative look on her face.
Jiang Ning nodded with a smile and said, "Is it really good that you are so smart?" I can't help but feel an impulse! ”
"What impulse?" Song Wei's face turned red.
The corners of Jiang Ning's mouth hooked up a wicked smile, "The urge to run away!" ”