Chapter Twenty-Three: Partner
Compared with several other groups of comedians, what Tsing Yi Club lacks most is sketches!
They went to the countryside to perform before, and they also made up a lot of programs, such as rapping some vulgar songs and the like...
There's no way, people just like this!
But this is a TV show, of course it can be vulgar, but preferably popular rather than vulgar!
Besides, you play vulgar, have you played two people turned actors?
The meaning of this sentence is not to say that the two people are vulgar: all forms of entertainment that serve the public, whether it is cross talk, sketches, magic, acrobatics, singing and dancing, are essentially to please the audience. Today's two-person turn is also cultivated by the audience and the market.
Many two-person actors are from folk artists, and they are very hard to learn art, speaking, singing, dressing, dancing, and absolutely, five crafts, none of them can be left behind!
The simplest example, "The Great West Chamber", the actor has to sing more than a thousand sentences in one breath, and the professionalism is not inferior to any kind of local drama!
But marketization does not require high-quality basic skills - the market needs them to be funny, just funny, and unscrupulous comedy leads to the status quo of the two turning vulgar.
The wind and clouds have faded, the wind and the moon have thickened, and the tastes of some viewers have also changed.
So, the two of them began to fight the "lower body" like poetry, and an actor said a heart-to-heart sentence before: "Big brother, we don't want to talk about this, but there are only five cents left in our pockets!" ”
The well-known two-person turn can only be said to be a pure "talk show" + "talent" performance, which has been out of the category of drama.
Speaking of the stage of "Comedian", whether it is from the actual effect of the scene or the self-awareness of the actors, Xiao Dongbei is the most popular group in the whole competition, especially Song Xiao, his popularity is too strong, and it can be clearly seen in the first show that the audience can really "stand up and sit down" under his command...
Vulgar, Bai Xiaofei is not his opponent!
Playing high-level, he can't play twist...
Compared with the audience, he is definitely not the opponent of Xiao Yueyue of Yunde Society...
Fortunately, Bai Xiaofei's goal is only to advance to the finals and stay on the stage of comedians!
……
Bar, small box, Bai Xiaofei pushed open the door, and there were two men inside.
One of them is Xiao Jiu, and sitting opposite him is a young man with short hair, who is not good-looking, but not ugly, ruffian, and smells bad...
A bit of Mr. Chen's demeanor...
Seeing Bai Xiaofei walking in, he spoke: "Indifference is my disguise, if the wind is like water and sadness, Fenghua is a desolate paper, the frosted eggplant is hard, I am cold as the wind and frost!" ”
Bai Xiaofei immediately said right: "The salty sea breeze in the Caribbean is blowing, the agave is in full bloom, I want to fall in love with one cup, I want to see the sea with two cups, I am Xuanyuan straight!" ”
Xiao Jiu looked at the two who were writing against the code a little helplessly...
"The years are quiet, change the world..."
"Poetry and distance, bags and make-up..."
must be magnified, Bai Xiaofei affectionately said: "Zhan Zhan Qingtian can't be bullied, Zhang Fei broke Dangyang Bridge, although it is not a good deal, one day husband and wife hundred days..."
“… It's disgusting, who is married to you for a day! ”
Zhang Shan pushed away Bai Xiaofei, who was staring, and made up for it by the way: "Also, in the future, I will quote less "Blind After Reading", the show is gone!" ”
"Damn, my poisoned milk is so powerful?"
The person who came is called Zhang Shan, Bai Xiaofei's college roommate, the relationship between the two is very good, how good is it, well, in one sentence, it is, sharing the same bed!
Bai Xiaofei's personality is very bold, and it is easy to get along with others.
Zhang Shan made his debut as a child star, debuted in "Family with Children", and was well-known to the audience, like all child stars, Zhang Shan has always wanted to transform after growing up, but unfortunately, there are no good resources...
After all, his appearance is not too popular, and his star journey is not too smooth...
However, these do not prevent his relationship with Bai Xiaofei and Dong Jian - there are four college roommates, except for one who is unsociable, the three of them are very iron...
Bai Xiaofei sat down: "It's really time to come, buddy just took the third, and PK the little Yueyue of Yunde Society!" ”
“… You just blow it! ”
"No, how can this be bragging? The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow is broadcast on TV, you know that my brother is definitely not in vain! ”
“… You're so powerful, why did you call me here? ”
Zhang Shan immediately scolded!
He was specially called by Bai Xiaofei to help, and in the next few episodes, Bai Xiaofei needs a supporting actor who is about the same age...
Otherwise, is he alone, talking about a talk show?
Yes, you can continue to sell feelings, but feelings are such a thing, and if you sell too much, it's a bit too much!
"The Comedian", it should still present a comedic effect...
Of course, Bai Xiaofei would definitely not say it directly, looked at Xiao Jiu, pointed at Zhang Shan and said: "Zhang Ailing said 'become famous as soon as possible', and the appearance of your brother Shanshan has broken this iron-like law!" Look at him, he became famous at a young age, more than ten years have passed, do you remember what role he played? ”
Xiao Jiu was very cooperative, and his head shook like a rattle: "... I don't remember uh, just remember a Liu Xing..."
"That's right, because since "Family with Children", he hasn't played any memorable roles!"
Bai Xiaofei lost it mercilessly!
“… No, no matter how down-and-out I am, I have been brilliant before, and I will tell you that there are many scripts looking for me now, and the prices are all six figures! ”
“… Six figures? How did I hear that your sister is in the seven figures in a play? ”
“…”
Zhang Shan rolled his eyes with some indignation, and Bai Xiaofei said: "Are you okay?" Calling me from Yanjing all the way, is it fun? ”
It's almost time to get to the point!
“… What about me, participating in "The Comedian", one less partner, I want you..."
"I'm not a comedian, you're looking for me?"
"Don't have professional prejudice, you little comrade, our teacher Zhang told us when he entered the school that actors are not distinguished from high and low..."
“… Who's biased? Seriously, I'm not a good fit... I haven't even acted in a skit on TV..."
Zhang Shan still refuses...
"No, Shanzi, listen to me, the average rating of "The Comedian" now breaks 3 points, which is a good stage to show!" Without waiting for Zhang Shan to speak, Bai Xiaofei continued: "It's not me who blows, the needle wheel acting skills are still professional, and our brothers can throw off those little fresh meat and idols a few streets!" Why didn't anyone ask us to play the leading role? ”
"Isn't it because you don't have a reputation!"
Also, it's not outstanding...
However, there is such a thing as looks, and the prostitute sees the prostitution...
"After I graduated, why didn't I stay in Yanjing, but ran back to my hometown to nest in the TV station? Do you really think I have no ambition at all? It's not because there is no crew who wants me! You are the same, you have no acting skills, there is no room to play, don't you feel aggrieved? ”
"Now the opportunity has come, with the stage of "The Comedian", we..."
"But I don't know how to do comedy..."
Although Zhang Shan is a little moved, he still has concerns, and the biggest concern is that comedy is not the same performance form as ordinary performances, and it is difficult to amuse the audience without any skills...
"Don't worry, I'm here! Don't forget, when we were in school, I wrote all the sketches we performed! ”