"Ah, it hurts, you actually made a surprise attack!"

I grinned and saw that the squad leader finally pulled my hair, and the short white ** was sandwiched between the squad leader's thumb and index finger, almost transparent in the sun.

After no longer being plagued by obsessive-compulsive disorder, the squad leader calmed down and thought about what we were seen and misunderstood by Gong Caicai.

"Ye Lin, I'll tell Gong Caicai what is going on, you'd better explain to her too, she's mainly afraid of you......"

I sighed, "She saw me like a mouse and a cat, and I had a hard time talking to her, how could I make things clear?" If she is willing to misunderstand, she will misunderstand! Anyway, it's just an accident, and we're not afraid of shadows......"

Hearing me describe the kissing between the two as an "accident", the squad leader frowned and looked very unhappy, and heard me say that "the body is not afraid of shadows", she hurriedly withdrew her hands on the desk and returned to her normal standing posture.

"In short, you can't just leave Gong Caicai alone! You can also see that she misunderstood us and was afraid of being like that, so if she didn't explain it well......"

I raised an eyebrow on one side, "What will happen?" A philosopher once said: Explanation is a cover-up, the more you explain, the more chaotic it is, and really warriors don't need to explain! ”

The squad leader glared at me fiercely, which clearly meant "Don't interrupt, listen to me!" ”

"Gong Caicai is very timid, if she is allowed to scare herself like this, maybe there will be some danger!"

"Dangerous?" I frowned and thought for a moment, "Could it be that she really left a suicide note and cried to hang herself?" ”

Hearing this possible squad leader, with a big and unpleasant expression on her face, she turned around and wanted to chase after her in the direction that Gong Caicai had escaped.

I noticed that the squad leader was still pinching my white hair between his fingers, so I said disapprehantly:

"Throw it on the ground! Do you want to keep it as a souvenir? ”

The squad leader was stunned for a moment, and only later realized that I was referring to the hair, and she firmly denied it with a little embarrassment:

"It's just that the student on duty just swept the floor, and I don't want to get the ground dirty!" She said as she casually tipped her hair into her sweatpants pocket.

"Worthless garbage like this, I'll be responsible for throwing it in the trash!"

Later, he was afraid that I would not believe it, and added, "I will throw it into the sorting of non-recyclable garbage!" ”

I don't care, hair that's broken away from the follicles is no different from garbage - but this white hair was bought with your first kiss! The cost is not proportional at all! Didn't you belittle this hair so worthless, and you also devalued your first kiss in disguise?

The squad leader, who seemed to be aware of this at this time, had a bitterness in his eyes that he had nowhere to vent his resentment.

Do you feel like you're losing money at this time? Will the squad leader, who was taken advantage of by me because of the OCD episode, take me as the object of hatred, put this hair in a diary, and then write a whole curse to mourn the death of his first kiss, so as to remind himself at any time not to forget to take revenge on me?

When I think of the shotgun hidden in the squad leader's house, I can't help but shudder.

If the squad leader knew that this was not my first kiss, and I had kissed Xiaoqin and kissed with my tongue, she must have felt even more unworthy, right?

This one...... Captain, don't shoot! No, it's the squad leader, don't hit me with a shotgun! The first kiss is gone, but I'll apologize with something else! For example, contribute some intelligence to class decision-making...... Oh, no! I can't reach 9 in any way, and even if I do, it's in a circle (9). So, what about physical strength? I can move your things at the sports day! What the? This kind of thing Niu Shili does as well as me? I really can't figure out how to compensate you for a while, but if you don't dislike it, my virgin will remain......

Damn it! What do I think!

I blush at my own dirty thoughts, I'm supposed to be Sparta! I shouldn't have any desire to match with a female XJ at all! Could it be that I was kidnapped by Penthos yesterday, which made me feel that my life was threatened, and out of male instinct, I suddenly became eager to have offspring?

Just like the tents that men set up underneath when they are hanged, are they trying to sow the seeds of life while they are still alive?

After the squad leader went down the corridor to chase Gong Caicai, I still sat in my chair and seriously thought about this serious question.

From the perspective of eugenics, the child born with Shusha should be taller and smarter than the child born with Xiaoqin, right? If it is a girl who is lucky enough to inherit Shusha's intelligence and my physical fitness, and hopes to develop in the police world like Shusha, maybe she will be a bully flower that makes criminals tremble!

However, the squad leader's family genetics implied the pseudo-mother gene, if a boy was born and he embarked on the path of Shu Zhe without dying, I, as the father of the new generation of pseudo-mothers, could only admit defeat.

I can't help but look forward to the offspring of Xiaoqin and me, but after thinking about it, I also feel that what we gave birth to is not a child at all, but an improved and enhanced version of the latest bioengineered humanoid self-propelled weapon. This thing is a big killer! If you are extremely unfortunate enough to inherit Xiaoqin's personality of liking to bully people, she will definitely bully other children to death in kindergarten! I must be worried every day that my son (daughter) will be sent to a juvenile detention center! And he/she won't rebel against me, will he?

For the record, the above is purely irresponsible thinking, just like the theoretical physicist YY Higgs boson, please don't think that I have the evil desire to have children with the class leader and Xiaoqin at the same time. I'm an iron-blooded lone wolf who doesn't need affection or family dragging, and besides, if I have a girl with whom I inherit my fierce eyes, she shouldn't be able to get married.

Later, in the Chinese class, I conducted a class test, and when I answered the reading analysis questions on the paper, there was a paragraph that "the Empress Dowager Cixi gave her to death in a fit of anger", I didn't pay attention, and mistook "giving death" for "kicking to death", so I wrote and analyzed it with enthusiasm:

"The Empress Dowager Cixi estimates that her body is good, and she must exercise regularly, otherwise she would not have such haode foot strength."

As soon as I wrote it, I couldn't fight, and then combined with the experience of fighting with the thugs, I stated the trick of kicking people to death with my personal opinion.

Of course, this paper was severely criticized by the Chinese teacher, and Old Man Zhang also asked me to go to the podium to perform the correct way to kick the dead, but this is a later story, so I won't mention it for the time being.

Thursday is coming soon, and it's the day that Xiaoqin promised to return Optimus Prime to me, but Xiaoqin has been avoiding talking about it in class, and she is playing dumb for me.

At noon, I saw the squad leader forcibly pulling Gong Caicai to the snack street, I should have taken her to dinner, and I don't know how the squad leader persuaded her at the dinner table, anyway, after coming back, Gong Caicai didn't zaijian and begged for mercy, but still looked at me with very strange eyes.

In the blink of an eye, it is free time between classes, and because the State Education Commission has imposed a minimum daily exercise standard for middle school students, the school also encourages everyone to sweat during this period.

The boys mainly revolve around basketball and football, while the girls do everything, such as volleyball practice like the class leader and Xiong Yaoyue, preach gossip to believers under the shade of a tree like a loudspeaker and PHS, and play badminton, shuttlecock, and rubber bands like a loudspeaker and PHS...... Of course, there is also Xiaoqin, who doesn't do any physical exercise, for fear of growing muscles, for fear of being tanned by the sun, lying behind the classroom window and staring at me vigorously.

On the way to watch Niu Shili and their training, I happened to run into Gong Caicai, who was walking with his head down, as if he had something on his mind.

She took small steps along the base of the school wall in the dim shadows, her face full of lingering melancholy, and every moment her brow twitched nervously, as if something terrible stood in her way, and it frightened her.

It's better to be in a hurry than to be in a hurry, since I met here, I reluctantly listened to the words of the class leader, and "explained" to Gong Caicai what happened in the classroom yesterday!

So I called his name: "Gong Caicai, you wait a minute!" ”

As if hearing that Black Impermanence had come to ask for his life, Gong Caicai suddenly zhanzhu, but in the big summer, he trembled as if he had entered a cold storage.

"Ye Ye Ye Ye Lin classmate, do you have anything to do with me?"

The sentences that popped out of Gong Caicai's mouth were like a malfunctioning repeater.

I shook my head helplessly, put my hands in my pockets, and said to her as slowly as I could:

"Gong Caicai, don't be afraid, I won't eat you!"

Gong Caicai nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "Xie, xiexie!" She actually said that.

Do you want to be thankful because I don't eat you? I really think of myself as a sheep and a big bad wolf with my saliva!