Pick-up is an art
Jiang Tianyi cleared his throat, his heart was pounding, he had always wanted to talk to Han Yanchen once, but he was actually brought up by Luo Xinwen, could she not go. The probability of a man taking the initiative to talk is less than 0.9%, because the scumbag has rich experience and squeezes a lot of good-looking men, which leads to the fact that beautiful girls are always prone to tragedy.
"Then I'll take the initiative to test the law and teach you."
Just as Han Yanchen was about to stand up, he was pushed away by Xu Bin, Xu Bin stood up and said, "You are now a married man, you can only talk to me, and you are not allowed to flirt with others." ”
Jiang Tianyi laughed very shamelessly: "But I want to laugh when I look at you, I can't pretend to be chic and come over to talk to you if you laugh non-stop!" ”
Luo Xinwen stood up and pulled Xu Bin away and said, "Come on, come on, let me do this kind of good thing, you just treat me as a pure master, you want to talk to me if you fall in love!" ”
Jiang Tianyi turned around and touched his face to cushion his expression, and he couldn't help but want to laugh.
Lu Xun stood up and played a scoundrel, get out of the way, I'll come. He patted Jiang Tianyi on the shoulder and said, "Do you have a husband?" If you don't have one, do you want to have one? ”
Jiang Tianyi immediately waved his hand and said, "I have a husband." ”
Lu Xun continued facelessly: "It's okay, if you have one, do you want to change it?" ”
Jiang Tianyi hurriedly stretched out his hand to block and refused: "I'm sorry not to change!" ”
Lu Xun continued to hold on to her and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to change it, do you mind having another husband?" ”
The whole room burst out laughing.
Jiang Tianyi was stunned, "Then I'll ask my husband if it's okay, if he doesn't mind, I won't mind!" ”
Xu Bin immediately rushed over and pinched Jiang Tianyi's face and rubbed it: "You dare!" Lu Xun, this is not called a pick-up, you are playing hooligan on my wife! ”
Lu Xun continued to say shamelessly: "I sue you that the probability of accosting is too low in reality, and the success rate is too low, because good men don't like girls who go with others as soon as they pick up." ”
Zhu Yaoyin stood up and said, "Nono, this is a separation." If Han Shuai comes to talk to me, I will be very excited! Girls will become more and more confident, and in the relationship between the sexes, the more confident they are, the more beautiful they become! ”
Jiang Tianyi took the opportunity to ask her: "Goddess, is there a high probability that you will be accosted?" ”
Zhu Yaoyin pursed her lips and said: "I really met a French man, to be honest, they will die if they are not romantic, so the whole country is the same as Italy, there are very few serious men, as long as you learn to be different." Who's going to play with me? ”
Qi Yang immediately raised his hand: "Sister! Point me! ”
Zhu Yaoyin looked at Qi Yang and said, "Okay, come on." ”
Zhu Yaoyin didn't attack Yang Zai with the kind of wall dong that is common on the Internet, but inadvertently stroked her hair and pinned the broken hair on her temples behind her ears.
The boys all sighed involuntarily, indicating that this point was very sultry.
Then she smiled faintly sadly and said, "Before I met you, I didn't think anything wrong about others. If you don't feel it, then I think it's a little lucky to be a friend. ”
The boys, especially Du Yulin, all said with their eyes lit up: "Oh, oh, oh! This person is so fierce, he takes retreat as advance! The scheming is so deep! ”
Zhu Yaoyin immediately smiled and said, "That's right! The counterattack is defensive and everyone is not embarrassed, this is very harmful. ”
Liu Xin also added: "Some pick-ups must be natural, and not being too deliberate is also a skill to pick up." ”
Liu Xin showed off a skillful pick-up of her god. Cheng Xueyun agreed that she could also find Qi Yang to demonstrate.
Liu Xin took off his glasses and said, "I'm sorry! My glasses are spent, do any of you have glasses? ”
Qi Yang worked hard to dig out his pocket and said no: "Beauty, I'll help you ask and see?" ”
The boys immediately reminded Qi Yang that this method was wrong, and he missed the opportunity to pick up a pair when he went out to find the glasses cloth.
Cheng Xueyun immediately came up to demonstrate the correct answer, he took Liu Xin's hand and said, "You hold on to me, don't fall, I'll take you to find out who has it." ”
Qi Yang immediately said: "My mother! I finally know what it means to be single by strength! ”
Cheng Xueyun asked him to show a textbook-level pick-up at the instigation of Jiang Tianyi, Cheng Xueyun instinctively lifted the sleeves of her clothes, "Liu Xin, I'll talk to you about something, I'll wait for me later." ”
Liu Xin said very cooperatively: "Oh okay, can I ask what is the matter first?" Working or private? ”
Cheng Xueyun smiled slightly: "It's all there, it's just inconvenient to say it now." ”
The boys couldn't help but say that this method was too natural.
Then there was a transition.
Cheng Xueyun pretended to stand at the door, and found a coat to put on Liu Xin: "Put it on, it's cold at night." ”
Liu Xin immediately pretended to hesitate and asked, "What's the matter?" Don't you say it now? ”
Cheng Xueyun pretended to be very tired and said, "When I see you, I don't want to say it." It's rare to be at ease for a while, I'm afraid that speaking out will increase your burden. I'll send you home first. ”
Jiang Tianyi and Luo Xinwen gave a thumbs up: "Fierce harm!" It's so bad! "The ambiguity of the point to the end tickles the girl's heart the most!"
Lu Xun applauded: "If the other party refuses to let you send it, it means that it is inconvenient or there are others in your heart, if you let you send it, this way is better than the chaos of on-site pick-up, it is worthy of the textbook level!" ”
Liu Xin said very uncooperatively: "I'm sorry, my boyfriend said he came back to pick me up." Can you tell me what the hell is going on right now? Otherwise I won't be able to sleep. ”
Jiang Tianyi continued to explain: "This is a master of anti-pickup, immediately counterattack and force the other party into a dead end!" ”
Cheng Xueyun looked at her watch disapprerovingly and said, "Well, okay." I've said what I want to say, I'm here with you and waiting for your boyfriend to come, otherwise you won't be safe here alone. ”
At this time, Xu Bin also applauded: "Fierce harm! Only leave the deep meaning of not being embarrassed and let the other party know that they like the other party, and saying everything is equivalent to saying nothing! ”
Liu Xin pursed his lips and laughed: "I lied to you, I don't have a boyfriend." ”
Cheng Xueyun made an expression that I had already seen through and said, "Then I'll send you home." ”
Liu Xin said very unappreciatively: "Why are you sending me home, you are not my boyfriend?" ”
Cheng Xueyun tugged at Liu Xin's collar and said, "You just said yes." ”
Jiang Tianyi and Zhu Yaoyin screamed and said, "Ahhhh It's got! It's textbook-level!! ”
Liu Xin hugged Cheng Xueyun lightly and said, "My boyfriend can only love me alone." ”
Cheng Xueyun pretended to be heartless and said with a smile: "I'm waiting for you to say this." ”
Even Han Yanchen felt that his face was red and his heart was beating fast after seeing it, this kind of thing in love is very particular about the right time and place, if the timing of the conversation is not good, and it is a little familiar, Cheng Xueyun's routine is simply a 10,000-year kill.
Du Yulin stood up and objected: "Although it doesn't have to be a stranger, it is more difficult for a stranger to be a stranger than an acquaintance, and you have to have another stranger scene!" ”
Qi Yang also nodded: "If it's a little familiar, it's actually equivalent to a confession, this is incomplete!" ”
Xu Bin pinched his waist and said: "Xueyun's routine can also be used for strangers, it's okay to say this when you send each other after chatting for a night, otherwise you look at me, strangers' scenes, I'll perform for you." ”