[341] cliché
Along the way, I didn't know what I was thinking, so I began to be in a daze, thinking wildly, and feeling uncomfortable in my heart, and I was also tossing and turning in the car.
Xiao Chao hit me next to me, "What the hell are you, you're crazy." ”
"I'm not crazy, I'm dead." After I finished speaking, I continued to turn over, face down, facing the saddle, and I stuck it on, and it was quite soft, grass,
"Then die far away, don't be disgusting here."
"Well, that's right, hurry up and die"
"Absolutely correct, the life of the province is also a scourge."
I turned my head and looked at the few of them, "Are you still human?" ”
"I asked you to chase it just now, but you didn't chase it, now come to this set, you deserve it, I despise you to death, you deserve it." Brother Xu scolded,
"You deserve it."
"Grass, Lao Tzu is not willing to chase, Lao Tzu is not short of women."
"Well, you're amazing," Brother Xu smiled, "You're amazing." ”
I ignored them, I really couldn't communicate with them, I started rolling in the car again, and they stopped talking, thinking that I was rolling, it was really uncomfortable, why was I so uncomfortable,
A few of us arrived at Chenyang's house, chatted for a while, and then as soon as we entered the house, my PHS rang, and I directly threw the phone on the sofa, "Grass, Lao Tzu doesn't answer." ”
Chenyang and Xiaochao helped Brother Xu, "Who loves to take care of you, you have to toss, get out of the inside and toss, do you like to pick it up,"
"That's it, stupid Bi just called you" Chen Yang said, Fei Ge smiled, then shook his head, and went to the toilet,
I sat on the sofa, watched PHS not ring, then closed my eyes, stayed, and then the phone just stopped, rang again, Chen Yang pointed to my phone, "Liu'er, if you don't answer, turn off the phone, grass, less so troublesome people, who is so stupid, call you alive." ”
"Fuck you, you're stupid" I was very depressed and took out PHS, wanted to turn off the phone, took a look, I was in a very depressed mood, I laughed,
"Laugh at your mother, silly bi, cry and laugh for a while, roll around for a while, is there something wrong with you?"
"That's it, he deserves it, let's ignore him and let him make trouble by himself."
"Well, good, he deserves it, he asked for it"
I glanced at Chen Yang, ignored him, and picked up the phone, "Hey." ”
"Liu'er, what's the matter with you." Mrs. Shi asked on the phone, "Why didn't you come to school again, and Chenyang's phone was turned off." ”
"He called you stupid." I said on the phone,
"Fart, you're stupid."
I sighed, "You still don't believe me. ”
"Nonsense, you let him tell me." Mrs. Shi said, "You really don't have the quality, you. ”
I held up the phone and looked at Chenyang, "You have the ability to say the stupid thing you called me just now, and say it again." ”
"Fuck you, I'll say it if you tell me, why don't you pretend to be dead."
I put the phone back to my ear and said, "Hear me, he admitted." ”
"Grass, Chenyang is also stupid, stinky and stupid."
As soon as I heard it, I laughed "Haha." ”
Chen Yang and Brother Xu, they looked at me over there, "Silly Bi, cry for a while and laugh for a while." ”
I looked at Chenyang, "You stupid, you scold stupid again." Then he held up the phone again.
Chen Yang looked at me, "Silly comparison, it's you who scolds, grass"
I took the PHS "Did you hear me, I lied to you." ”
Shi Taiyi was also angry at this time, "You all have a problem, I recruited you and provoked you." ”
"I don't know what you're shouting at me."
"You ask Silly Bichenyang, what does he want to do, is he going to rebel."
I thought for a moment, "I'll give you the phone in a moment, and you tell him, you just said, call me, what's the matter?" ”
"I'm on fire now, he's still turning off the phone, what does he mean, what the hell does he want to do, what did he do all day."
I thought for a moment, "Don't, don't, don't be angry, no, he didn't mean to." ”
"What the hell did you say that, deliberately or not, if you are angry, what kind of anger will you get at me, you will be angry with me."
"No, his phone may be out of battery, that's why he didn't answer the phone."
"Then a few of you don't go to school, no, why did you go, you can't come to school yet, and besides, you don't talk to him less."
I sighed, "Yes, yes, it's okay if I don't talk for him." ”
"You're still in school."
"What kind of school are you going to, I won't go to school today, if there's anything, you can help me resist."
"How can I help you resist, why did you guys go and what's wrong."
"Nothing, what can we do."
Shi Tai thought for a while, "Is it fighting again, why is Chenyang so angry, what's wrong with me,"
"How do I know what's wrong with you, you can ask him later."
"What a stupid comparison, I really can't stand you guys."
"What's my business?" I asked suspiciously, "I didn't scold you again, it was Chenyang who scolded you." ”
Chen Yang heard it and looked at me, "I also scolded you, stupid than Liu'er, pretending to be a calf, you deserve it, it's uncomfortable to kill you." ”
I looked at Chenyang, "Are you still human?" ”
"Fuck your uncle."
I ignored him, and then I heard Mrs. Shi say on the phone, "Didn't you still say that you wanted to study hard in the morning, and you still studied so much in the morning, why did you start skipping school in the afternoon, I am convinced." ”
I sighed, "It's okay, I don't have the heart to talk to you today." ”
"What's wrong with you, why are you sighing all the time, what's wrong with you today."
After listening to Mrs. Shi's words, I continued, "I don't know anything, it's a trivial matter, if the teacher asks you, you will tell someone that I was injured when I was messing with someone, and I went to the hospital to see it." ”
"You won't really get hurt, why are you so unhappy?" asked Mrs. Shi with great concern,
I thought for a moment, "I'm happy to die." ”
"Pull you down, listen to your tone, what's wrong."
"It's okay, there's nothing else, I'll hang up if it's okay."
"Yes, you give the phone to Chenyang, I'm not done with him."
I smiled helplessly, "Forget it, don't make trouble, what's the old fool tossing, what's interesting, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, behave"
"Fart, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, do you think I'm Lin Ran, I'm used to you, you call him for me, I'm not done with him today."
I heard Shi Taiyi say Lin Ran, I was depressed, and I was very depressed, and then I glanced at Chenyang, and handed PHS over, "Here you go, grass." ”
Chen Yang looked at me, "Who, me egg"
I glanced at him, "Your master, looking for you by name"
Chen Yang heard it, "Grass, it's really fake." ”
"The grass lied to you."
"I'll grass your mother, Liu'er, you stupid comparison, you killed your master." Chen Yang was anxious all of a sudden,
I spread my hands and said, "What's the matter with me, it's your own words, stupid, and then scold, you can't answer the phone." ”
Chen Yang looked at me, "Are you still human?" ”
"What's the matter with me, everything you said yourself, what's wrong with me." Then Brother Xu and Brother Fei both laughed, and everyone laughed.
Chen Yang looked at my phone, then hesitated for a long time, and stretched out his thumbs up to me, "I'm grassing your uncle, you are ruthless, you can do it, you fucking let Lin Ran kick it, and you have to be disgusting and disgusting to me, right." ”
I sighed, "Fuck you, don't fucking mention this." ”
Chen Yang picked up the phone, and first smiled disgustingly, "Hey, daughter-in-law." ”
"No, no, don't listen to him, he's stupid."
"No, I scolded Liu'er just now, I didn't scold you,"
"Really, I didn't really scold you."
"That's Liu'er's nonsense, you really believe it."
"No, I swear, I really didn't lie to you."
"Me, my phone is out of line, good daughter-in-law, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, really."
"Well, I'm scolding stupid Bizhou, but I didn't know that person was you."
"He didn't tell me who it was."
I heard Chenyang say this, and I replied in a loud voice, "You didn't ask me, why should I tell you, you just scolded the stupid comparison." ”
Then the people around laughed, haha laughed, the atmosphere was very harmonious, I was a little uncomfortable, but I still laughed, at least, it can be regarded as having some fun for everyone, or I have to die of depression,
Chen Yang took the phone and begged for mercy for a long time, a good daughter-in-law for a while, this and that for a while, and the last sentence was "Okay, I'll go and turn on the charging, let's talk slowly, okay, it's really a misunderstanding, it's all stupid than Liu'er to make peace." ”
"Hey, hey, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law."
Chen Yang hung up the phone, and threw the phone at me, I dodged back, PHS was thrown on the sofa, and then heard Chen Yang scold, "I grass your sister, Liu'er, you fucking wait, I will deal with this matter, don't talk to you well, I won't fucking have a surname in the future, follow your surname Wang, you fucking wait for me." After finishing speaking, he ran and took out his mobile phone from his clothes, and then found the charger and ran to the house.
I smiled, and then looked at Brother Xu, "You guys still scold me." ”
Fei Ge looked at me, "What's wrong with scolding you, I'm still beating you." ”
"Yes."
"Damn, it's you, I'm not going to kill you."
Brother Xu looked at me, "What, brother's leg is not good, how is it dripping, you still beat me to death, I still don't believe in this scare,"
Fei Ge stood up and stretched, "Don't worry, with me, Brother Xu, and Xiao Chao, don't worry, Chenyang will definitely be the most active in a while." When Fei Ge said this, he stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "Do you say that Liu'er is still a human being, so to other people, Chenyang and Shitai, don't you sincerely want to see Chenyang's jokes." ”
I continued to say to Fei Ge, "If you scold me again, I will also make trouble for you, anyway, I will also divide it, you will stimulate me, whoever is stimulating me, I will toss whoever is with his daughter-in-law, I don't believe in that evil." ”
As soon as Fei Ge heard "Hey, I'm grass, it's so fresh" and then stood up, holding his sleeve, "You threaten brother, brother is afraid of your threat, damn it is to stimulate you, you deserve it." ”
"Yes, that's right, it's going to stimulate you, you deserve it, you're willing to pretend it doesn't matter, you deserve it."
"I agree."
"Fuck you, you little virgin, you know a hair, and follow them in the fun, you agree with the fart, you agree, get out of the way."
"Silly than six, are you looking for death?"
I took the phone and glanced back at a few of them, "I'll go back to sleep, no means, don't quarrel with you, grass." ”
Fei Ge smiled, "Liu'er, do you want to commit suicide, if you want to, tell my brother a few times in advance, and give you a cremation, and it will be safe." ”
I scolded Fei Ge, "Even if you die, you have to pull a few of you, grass, a bunch of fools." ”
"Grass your uncle, I can't clean you up today" Fei Ge rubbed his fist, "You scold again"
Xiao Chao also stood up, looking at me with tiger eyes, Brother Xu held on to the sofa, and threatened me with his eyes,
I sighed, shook my head, and went back to my room, before closing the door, I scolded the outside "a group of stinky fools" and then closed the door quickly, locked, and then heard the scolding outside the door, and thought about it, there will be no Chenyang in the future, only Wang Yang, suddenly there are many sons, and they are so big, a little uncomfortable, the son has it, the son's mother just ran, what the hell,
I was very depressed and took off my clothes, leaned on the head of the bed, lit a cigarette, smoked a few puffs, calmed down for a while, found that I was the only one left, looked at the night outside, felt suddenly very uncomfortable, took PHS, looked at the screen in a daze, and thought again, give me a call, make a call, send a message, think about it, I don't know why, my tears flowed out, I waited for a long time, and sure enough, there was nothing,
I muted PHS, threw it aside, and then was in a daze for a while, it was really boring, so I went to the ground, opened the door and went out, sure enough, those few people drank wine and ate peanuts, and made a small fuss just now, and forgot all about it, Chenyang didn't show up, and it was estimated that he was still pleading inside, and when Mrs. Shi was angry, it was difficult to coax it, because the biggest difference between Mrs. Shi and other women is that she loves to calculate the previous account, usually not angry, and when she is angry, she will say it a bunch of things, I can't wait to turn over the old account when I first met Chenyang, and I am very bold to say,
I saw a few of them smoking there, so I walked to them sullenly, put the cigarettes on the table into my pocket, went to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of Sanliufu, and was about to go inside.
As I passed by them, Fei Ge grabbed my arm, "You put this wine here." ”
I was blindsided, "What are you doing?" "I thought they remembered,
As a result, Brother Xu pointed to the windowsill in the living room, "There is a half-bottle there, you go get that, stay away, don't bother us." ”
Xiao Chao also smiled, "That's it, stay away." ”
I glanced at them and sighed, "Are you still human?" ”
Fei Ge smiled, "Either you come over and play together." "After finishing speaking, I drew the cards in my hand and said, "Give me a tactical guide." ”
"Get out of the way, brother." After finishing speaking, I was too lazy to be poor with them, so I went back to the house by myself, and when I got to the house, I lay down on the bed, and began to smoke, and by the way, I drank to the wine bottle, and I didn't know how to do it, and after drinking much, I felt uncomfortable, and put the wine bottle aside, and began to smoke.
This afternoon, I just lay in bed, rolling around, and couldn't sleep, Leng was shaking like this all afternoon, and I don't know when I accidentally fell asleep.
When I woke up, I looked at the scenery outside the window, it was already dark, I sat up, rubbed my eyes, and looked out of the window, the crowd of people coming and going, the children playing, the people playing cards and chess under the street lamp, what a peaceful scene,
patted his head, it still hurt a little, thought about it carefully, and still remembered the scenes in the afternoon, I felt that the scene of Lin Ran slapping me slowly appeared in my mind, and I shook my head vigorously, I really hope everything is a dream, I hope it's just a joke, I hope I wake up from sleep, nothing happens, nothing happens,
I picked up PHS, saw more than a dozen missed calls, but there was no message, the phone calls, all of them were made by Lin Ran, I took PHS in my hand, and after a while, I still didn't have the courage to call her back, and I shook my head helplessly, after all, there are still some shadows in my heart,
I went down to the ground and went to the living room, and saw that the living room was also a wolf set, which was very messy, with peanuts all over the ground, and empty wine bottles, and people didn't know where to go, but there was still a box lunch on the small coffee table, and there was a piece of paper on it.
I took out the paper and looked at it, it was disgusting font, the writing was really bad, I knew at a glance that it was from Lin Yifei's handwriting, and, eating, it was also written as a eater, he was a criminal, and his mind was full of this, "Stupid than six, if the offender is cold, go to the heat by yourself, the brothers are high, if you want to die, just die far, don't get in the way of the brothers' eyes." ”
I smiled at the note, my heart was warm, and I suddenly felt a lot better, I took the lunch box on the table, ate it, it was cold, I was lazy and hot, in my heart, it was still warm to eat, and I forgot that there was an extra son, and there was no such thing as a daughter-in-law.
After eating, I went back to bed, continued to drink that little wine, smoked a few cigarettes, and after all I was done, I was dazed, I felt that I was very awake all night, and I also felt that I seemed to be asleep.
I opened my eyes in a daze, looked at the sky outside, smiled helplessly, sat up, my head hurt, this sleep quality, cleaned up, opened the door, and scared me, these people are lying down and sleeping in the living room outside, Brother Xu also knows to put a pillow on his head, Lin Yifei's head is pillowed on the floor, I don't know how he can sleep so passionately, snoring outside,
I glanced at these brothers, smirked, and then gently opened the door, downstairs, downstairs morning wind, a little cold, although it is almost June, but the morning is indeed a little cold, I walked a few steps, really cold can not stand, pondered, or run, do not ride a motorcycle, trot all the way, run towards the school, anyway, the time is still early, just exercise,
I was running to school when I suddenly heard someone behind me calling me, "Wang Yue, Wang Yue." ”
The voice was familiar, I stopped, looked back at the back, and then I saw a figure, riding a small motorcycle, riding towards me, and when it came to me, it stopped, "Why are you running?" ”
I was a little blindsided and looked at our homeroom teacher, "Teacher, you are so early. ”
Our homeroom teacher also smiled, "Aren't you pretty early?" ”
I sighed, "I'm in a special case. ”
"What's the special situation, why are you still running and exercising today?"
I smiled and said, "It's nothing, why is the teacher so early every day." ”
The head teacher glanced at me, "Hmph", then took out a cigarette, lit it, and handed me one, "Do you want it?" ”
I froze, and I didn't react, "What." ”
The head teacher smiled, "Do you want to, don't pretend to be an egg with me"
I was a little embarrassed to take the cigarette, took the lighter out of my pocket, and lit it.
The head teacher looked at me, "What are you doing with a lighter?" ”
I thought about it, "I don't have a cigarette, but I must bring a lighter, so I have to be a professional smoker." ”
The head teacher patted the back of his car seat, "Come up, sit in the back, by the way, discuss yesterday afternoon, I invite you to have breakfast, and then at the school gate." ”
As soon as I heard "something yesterday afternoon." ”
"I'll help you think about it." After the head teacher finished speaking, he patted me on the head, "After filling me with garlic, get in the car, hurry up." ”
I had a lot of fun, so I got on the homeroom teacher's motorcycle, and the two of us walked steadily all the way to the breakfast stall at the school gate, and the stall owner looked at me, "Little Liu'er, here." ”
I nodded, "Well, aunt, it's the same old." ”
"Let's not take it with me this time."
"Well, you don't need to bring it."
The head teacher looked at me in surprise, then ordered his food as well, and then sat down next to me and looked at me, "Okay, it's quite open in this way." ”
I shook my head, "No, I always bring food from this gang of Qi Hao, and they stay, which is good." ”
The head teacher smiled, "It's really good, why did you go yesterday afternoon, or where did you go to hide." ”
As soon as I heard it, "What, teacher, I was a little unwell yesterday afternoon and went to the doctor." ”
"Why are you uncomfortable at every turn, why are others fine, I heard that your academic performance yesterday morning was also very good, all teachers have a little experience, you have been making trouble for a long time, you behave well in the morning, just to skip school in the afternoon and not go to class."
"No, teacher, you misunderstood" I said, while drinking tofu brain, "It is indeed an accident, my stomach suddenly hurts very much, I want to go to school, but when I arrived at the school gate, I couldn't help it, so I made a phone call and asked someone to help me ask for a leave, and I didn't go." ”
After listening to my words, the head teacher smiled, "Your leave is also peculiar, are you asking for leave, oh, find someone to tell you casually and it's over." ”
"I'm not taking a leave of absence." I looked at our homeroom teacher in confusion,
The head teacher patted me on the head, "What do you say you are, how many times have you said you, you are giving yourself a holiday, you didn't say you once or twice, no matter how you say it, don't listen to it." ”
I sighed, "Teacher, it's really an accident, you see, it's okay today, no, it's not all right, I'll come back to class." ”
The head teacher lowered his head and took a sip of porridge, then looked up at me, "It's almost time to divide the arts and science class, and I don't want to care about you alive or dead, you just toss hard, don't think about what will happen to you in the future." ”
"No, teacher, it's really not like that, it's really an accident, when I arrived at the school gate, I suddenly had a lot of stomach pain, and I didn't know." I quickly explained,
Our homeroom teacher didn't look at me, and said calmly while eating, "Accident, fight accident, stomach hurt, I was kicked by someone, and then it hurts, right?" ”
As soon as I heard this, I almost choked on the tofu brain in my mouth, I quickly swallowed hard, looked up at our head teacher, and asked in surprise, "What, fight, what fight." ”
The head teacher stared at me, a little surprised, "You don't know, pretending to be with me again, isn't it?" ”
I listened to the head teacher's flowers, thought about it, and calmed down in my heart, and made trouble for a long time, not to investigate the problem of my truancy yesterday afternoon, the main purpose is to find me to talk to me,
"Speak, why don't you speak." The head teacher pushed me and asked,
I looked at the head teacher, "What did you swallow just now?" and replied very directly, "What does that fight have to do with me?" ”