808 surprising conditions
808 surprising conditions
"Hahaha...... You're actually qualified as an emotional advisor. ”
"Not a love advisor! It should be considered a matchmaker. ”
"Matchmaker? That's got to take your own ...... , it's so disgusting, let's call it a matchmaker! ”
"That person named Ah Yang is very cute, I didn't expect to make such a request."
"That's called the seed of infatuation."
“……”
At this moment, a bunch of people gathered around Jiang Ning, joking non-stop.
Jiang Ning blinked, there was only stupidity on his face, to be honest, he never thought that the guy named Ah Yang would make such a request.
That guy's request is simple, he has been secretly in love with a girl, the problem is that the girl doesn't care about him at all, and people have other loves (this is Su Yang's own confession).
"I'd rather demolish ten temples than one marriage." The Righteous Divine Beast circled around Jiang Ning, muttering with a serious face.
"I haven't planned to tear it down yet!" Jiang Ning was extremely depressed.
"yes, the boss is not familiar with this business." The civet cat dismantled the stage next to him: "The boss is good at holding hands, and it's too ...... to talk about feelings"
Jiang Ning flew up and kicked the guy out.
But as soon as the tease flew up, there was a flash of lightning, and then it fell back to its original place, and then it flashed again, and hid directly behind his godmother.
"It's a long time!" Jiang Ning was extremely indignant.
"Don't take the opportunity to open the conversation, how are you going to be a matchmaker?" Sister Meow patted Jiang Ning on the shoulder.
"yes, I'd like to hear about it too." Xie Xiaowei's face also showed a sly smile, she is here, can her group of pets be polite?
The little foxes immediately surrounded Jiang Ning, waiting for the answer!
"Is it okay to use hypnosis?" Jiang Ning asked, if he had a way, would he still need to be so depressed?
"What do you say?" It was none other than the Righteous Divine Beast who said this, and she didn't say it with her mouth, but with her nose.
"Except for small transparent spells and the like, under normal circumstances, you can't use spells casually, let alone use spells to do bad things." Sister Meow patted Jiang Ning on the shoulder.
"How can this be considered a bad thing? Adult beauty! Jiang Ning said stubbornly.
"If you allow it, then which girl do you have a crush on next time, will you also come to this way? Adult beauty! The Righteous Divine Beast had a serious face.
"How is this possible? This should be considered for self-profit, right? Jiang Ning hurriedly replied.
"So it's good to let the civet cat become an adult, he definitely has this strength, and it's not convenient for adult beauty? You help me with adult beauty, and I'll help you with adult beauty...... Uh-huh. "The Righteous Divine Beast is worthy of being a righteous divine beast, and it knows everything about sophistry.
"Can't use spells?" Jiang Ning was dumbfounded.
"Definitely not." The beast girl actually didn't really want to stop this guy, she now had a new understanding of justice and fairness, and at the moment she insisted on not allowing the rabbit to use spells, purely to see a good show.
"Want to stump me? No way. Jiang Ning also saw that these guys all had bad intentions, didn't they just serve as love consultants? Is it hard? "Wait for me to make a call."
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"Are you mistaken?" "Are you kidding?" "That rabbit still needs a love advisor?" "Who does he have a crush on? Mickey? The little daughter of the Mei family? Xie Xiaomei? It can't be Millie, right? Or maybe it's a little fox! ”
A group of women surrounded Chen Qian and asked, there are real women and fake women, but without exception, their faces are all full of shock and surprise...... and ill intentions.
"Don't think nonsense, if that rabbit has a crush on someone, he will definitely do everything possible to hold hands first, and then what...... He couldn't be more familiar with this routine, he was asking for help, this guy had a big mouth, patted his chest and made a wish, saying that he could achieve any wish, and then the other party gave him a 'bang'. Chen Qian explained that she explained with a smile, and it was very hard.
When she found out about this on the phone just now, she immediately laughed and fell down, and she couldn't get up for a long time.
"Damn, it's not easy to give him a 'bang'!"
"That's right, the person who can let him pit himself is really powerful."
"That rabbit has great powers, and he may not be able to trap him if he changes one thing."
"That's not right, why don't you just do a hypnotism?"
The woman next to her yelled again.
"No, absolutely not." At this moment, Uncle Qin's voice came out, and the old man kept listening! He's been keeping an eye on what has to do with the rabbit...... Besides, it's really funny: "You don't understand, spells can't be used indiscriminately, especially in this kind of thing. ”
"That's not right! I don't believe that this kind of thing is less, I've heard that there are still monsters secretly eating people! A "beauty" went straight back.
This is the style of the Shangqing faction, because there is such an unreliable head, so the re-established Shangqing faction, the whole style of the door has a strange feeling, especially open, especially free, and especially equal...... But this is also normal, after all, the mainstream here is homosexuality, heterosexualism, second wife, and junior ...... All of them are ethnic groups that are discriminated against elsewhere.
Thanks to the good temper of Old Man Qin, who is the Supreme Elder, he doesn't care about this, if he is replaced by Old Wang Ba, I am afraid it will have exploded a long time ago.
"You don't understand, it's like those businessmen abroad can play casually, but politicians have to be very careful, if they are not careful, something will happen to the zipper door and the like, and we are the same here, change to a small deflated three, no one will care how you like to play, but that rabbit can't...... Besides, if no one knew about it, with that rabbit's temper, he would definitely have done it secretly, who made him unlucky, Xie Xiaomei happened to follow him? Uncle Qin smiled.
"How do you know? You must have contacted that side? Chen Yiling, the head mother, immediately asked.
"Does this still need to be asked? I'll ask you to work a little harder, don't just care about those anti-face-type exercises, and put some thought into other aspects......" Uncle Qin began to chatter.
"Alright, alright, you can tell me the answer! In the future, let's just work harder. ”
"Yes, tell me the answer."
This is what the "beauties" next to me don't want to hear.
At the beginning, when they just knew that there were really monks, there were really gods and demons, they did have some ideas, but after a long time, especially the style of the reconstructed Shangqing faction was so special, most people naturally lost their initial heart, and they were less and less interested in self-cultivation, and they were interested in beauty and beauty.
"Forget it, it's not too wordy, I just want to advise you, you can not practice other things, but it's better to practice things like easy calculation, this thing is so useful, not only can you avoid risks, if you encounter anything, you can know the cause and effect with a little calculation." Old man Qin said that he didn't persuade him, but he couldn't help but mention it around the bush.
"I see."
"That's true, the method of easy calculation can indeed be learned."
"Isn't the most powerful person in that building Aunt Li? Who would dare to disagree? ”
"Isn't that rabbit also proficient in this? I heard that he also invented a system that directly fused computers and easy calculations, and it would be nice to get his set of things. ”
At the end of the woman's words, everyone's eyes lit up.
"That's right." Chen Qian slapped his face: "Didn't he want us to help him be a staff officer?" It's better to take this opportunity and ask him for the system. ”
"Business is not like this, you should find another thing that can make him feel heartache as a condition, this system is used as a partner, if it is successful, both things are in hand, it doesn't matter if it is not successful, it is regarded as a hard fee." A "beauty" said.
"Okay, I'll take care of that." Chen Qian is very good at letting go...... In addition, she is very confident in the proposed "beauty", who once served as the general manager of one of the world's top 500 companies.
"What else is that? It must not be too important, otherwise he will refuse directly. A beautiful woman asked.
"Isn't it easy? Let's list all the things and let Uncle Qin calculate which ones can be accepted by him? Which ones can't? Isn't that enough? Another "beauty" proposed.
"Is there anything else going on with me?" Uncle Qin was slightly stunned, but then said: "It's okay, anyway, it doesn't take much effort." ”
"I said you! I didn't even think of the idea. The "beauty" who had just recruited the matter to herself looked hateful: "Is it useful to get a lot of things that you don't need?" We're not in tatters. ”
"And what do you say should be done?" Chen Qian didn't plan to think about it, so just ask directly!
"Of course, let him help us tailor a set of exercises...... No, you don't need to tailor it, just change it on the "Golden Peacock Sutra", we practice the shrunken version, in fact, I want the original version more, others are worried about the side effects of the original, we don't worry about it at all! However, we don't need the power of the Great Peacock Sutra, can we change it to something else? Like adding some illusion abilities? Or allow us to change our body form? That "beauty" proposed.
"That's right, this condition is not too harsh, and he will definitely be able to agree."
"Yes, what a good set of exercises for the Great Peacock Sutra! How could he give up? It's time for him to optimize it and come out with a 2.0 version. ”
"That is, the Golden Peacock Sutra increases speed, what is the use of this thing for us?"
"Can you add something other than illusion? Like mind control or something, isn't that rabbit the best at this? ”
"What mind control? It's charming, right? That's a good idea. ”
"Okay, this is great, let's think about it again and further improve the plan."
“……”
The group of women began to discuss.
The old man Qin next to him shook his head helplessly.
What does it mean not to be motivated?
This is the best example, but the door is like this, and he has nothing to say.
Fortunately, the times have changed, and now the influence of a sect is no longer about strength, but about influence, and these women have no hope at all in terms of strength, but their influence is very large, and they are also very good at expanding their influence.
For him, for the Shangqing faction, this was enough.