Standing upside down on the wall, his face turned the color of pork liver.

"Jin Yuhui called you, you, what are you doing? Come down."

Zhou Fang took his mobile phone and came in without knocking on the door, but when he saw Zhou Fan with his head down and his feet up, his face was really bad.

Returning to normal, he shook his body and reached out to take the phone, "I'm on vacation, what's the matter?" ”

"Is it convenient to answer the phone? Looking for you a bit of a personal matter"

Zhou Fan covered the phone and waved his hand to the uncle on the side and said, "Women's private problems, please forgive me"

Zhou Fang expressed his understanding, went out first, and brought her the door.

"Say it! What's up? ”

"I'm in Shanghai, you come out, it's better to bring your uncle over, I'll send the address to my phone, hurry up"

Zhou Fan touched his head and died speechless, two hours ago, she was still in Suzhou, and she will be in Shanghai again, which is really enough.

Hung up the phone, the message came, Zhou Fan opened the door and went directly to his uncle's room.

"Uncle, let's go here, the boss has something to find me, let you go too"

Zhou Fang looked at the address and said, "It's far away, at least it will take more than an hour to arrive, let's go!" ”

What's going on? I want my uncle to go over, it's mysterious, it's definitely not a good thing?

A broken bag, a new pair of sneakers, a set of thick and loose clothes, put on a hat and followed Zhou out.

"Do you have a driver's license?"

"Yes, there is, but it is foreign, and it cannot be opened domestically"

On the rear seat, Zhou Fan was half-lying on it, crossing Erlang's legs, pillowing his backpack, enjoying the present moment.

"Sit down, look at the way you look now, you don't look like a woman at all"

Half-squinting, Zhou Fan smiled and said, "Should a woman dress decently, speak and behave elegantly, and be a woman?" ”

"In front of the children, how can you make a good impression on them with the way you are? You are a woman, a daughter, and a mother, what do you think you should be? ”

Oh, I'm going, I'm all men's clothes or vest denim shorts abroad, and I've long been used to the kind of days when I stay here and for a few days, and I don't have a fixed place to live for a few days, which can be described as the life of primitive people, and I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

There are really a lot of domestic rules, and the trouble is dead.

Sit down, tidy up your clothes, touch your flat head and say, "If I go home like this, will I be kicked out?" ”

"That's not true, but it may be laughed at by the whole village, your parents will definitely not let you go out, and the girl went abroad to earn money and went home, making her look like a briquette seller and going home, and shaving a man's head, think about that scene, hey......"

Zhou let go of the car and sighed, just a group of gossiping old ladies in the countryside, idle and have nothing to do, they like to chew the root of their tongues, and spitting stars can drown people?

"What do you call a man's head? My hairstyle is a common phenomenon in Africa, and I quite like my hairstyle, which is easy to wash, alas...... Parking, I saw a shop selling outdoor sports, I needed to buy shoes and bags, clothes, and some outdoor gear"

There was a turning intersection in front of me, I drove over, took a detour, and stopped the car.

With his broken bag, he got out of the car, shook his legs and feet, and went straight to the storefront.

"Wait for me"

Zhou Fang took the wallet and hurriedly followed in, looking at what she wanted to buy.

After looking around, Zhou Fan took a fancy to a pair of boots, with a thicker bottom, non-slip, and good breathability, but the price was a little unacceptable.

"You can try the effect, many mountaineers like these boots, and they are very good to wear on spring outings"

More than a thousand yuan, no matter how good it is, it is still a pair of shoes, and it has to be stepped on in the mud, and it is not the same dirty.

Zhou Fan tried it, it was really good to wear on his feet, it looked very bulky, and it was actually not as bad as he imagined.

You get what you pay for, it's really good, I can't buy a few pairs of shoes a year, ruthless, just this pair!

"We have a promotion, buy two pairs of shoes, get 7% off, and get a water bottle away"

Two pairs of shoes are close to one thousand and a half, which is more than six hundred cheaper than the original price, and a kettle is also given. Pretty cost-effective.

"A pair of black, a pair of moose, a size thirty-eight, backpack discounted? And clothes, especially short sleeves? ”

Zhou Fang had already chosen clothes for her, two army green short-sleeved two, two black and two white, four pairs of slacks, two camouflage pants, two sports casual pants, and a big moose-colored backpack, which were placed on the counter.

"There is a minimum consumption, over 2,000 yuan, 7% off goods, and more than 4,000 to get a tent and socks"

Zhou Fan looked at the bunch picked up by his uncle, he had a good eye, he still liked to make decisions for others, he liked to help with everything without permission, and he didn't ask.

"If you pick one more thing, it's one hundred and twenty dollars less to four thousand dollars."

The salesman has not yet pressed the computer, and the weekly release next to it has been given to calculate the total amount.

"The hat is good, outdoor activities, how can there be no hat?"

The four thousand yuan was swiped out, Zhou Fan poured out the contents of his backpack, and the salesman and Zhou Fang were dumbfounded.

Two boxes of condoms, two daggers, and ropes, tens of thousands of dollars in money alone, and some important documents and other things.

Loading things, Zhou Fan looked at them and asked, "What's wrong?" Is there something wrong? ”

"No, I'm going to get the giveaway, please wait a minute"

The young salesman, blushing like a monkey's buttocks, ran away from the store and went to the back.

"What's going on with this condom? And what about these two things? ”

Zhou Fang asked her in a low voice, looking at the shoppers on the side, fortunately she didn't look here, otherwise she would be embarrassed.

"For stress relief, the two daggers are for self-defense, foreign countries are not very safe, there is nothing wrong with preventing it!"

Zhou Fang couldn't cry with a smile, he hadn't seen it for three years, he was a lot more mature, and he knew that he had bought a dagger to defend himself, but his private life was a little ......

"The condom is very elastic, it's fun to blow up balloons with it" As he spoke, Zhou Fan opened a box of condoms, tore open the package, took it out of it, put it on his mouth, puffed up his cheeks, and blew it hard.

Transparent, the kind with thorns, sex toys, she actually blew in her mouth? Evil or not disgusting?

The big balloon, the elasticity is good, no matter how you pinch it, Zhou Fang carried a bunch of things, and quickly pushed Zhou Fan out of the outdoor goods store, and if he didn't leave, he was really regarded as a laughing stock.

"There are no foreigners open to the Chinese, is that so?"

Zhou Fang didn't know how to answer her? I still can't go abroad anymore, and I've learned too many things that stain my eyes and brains.

"But there are a lot of drug addicts abroad, and there are also a lot of AIDS, so there must be a limit to opening up, and blind opening up is not necessarily a good thing?"

As for drug addicts, it is not uncommon for them to be found abroad, and AIDS infection is not only based on drug use alone, but also on maternity, blood and sex.

"Uncle, I want to ask, ...... you You ...... "I was in a position for a long time, and Zhou Fan couldn't say it, in fact, I just wanted to ask him, how do you solve your personal physiological needs?"

"What do you want to ask, why do you want to ask directly?"

"Don't you want women?"

"I thought what was the matter, I told you, uncle didn't want to, married life is something that makes people want to vomit, that's why I chose to divorce, to please someone, I don't think I have that energy, I don't want children, so why waste my kidneys? Leave aside distractions and don't think about anything, just concentrate on your work."

Tang! Buddha! Sage!

Men are like him, it is estimated that there are only women in the world, and there is no need to reproduce, waiting for perdition!

"Jin Yuhui works with you, have you noticed anything different about her? For example, private life"

Zhou Fang heard Sun Lao's son say that she doesn't return to China much, and it is all kinds of difficulties to come back once in a while, which can be described as picking bones in eggs, and she doesn't care about her children, and she has long since failed to fulfill her obligations as a mother and wife.

"It's good, there's nothing wrong with it, we sleep in the same room, and I haven't seen any messy men who have anything to do with him, I can guarantee that"

With a weak heart, Zhou Fan wanted to slap his mouth, and he became a liar.

"That's good, they are separated from each other, and there are many problems in themselves, the trust between husband and wife, and the education of children, has she said when she will return to China for development?"

Do you want to return to China for development? It's impossible, she's happy abroad, like a queen, she wants money, she has money, she has everything.

It's different at home, there are people you know, and neighbors, you have to think about what you want to do, you don't know me abroad, I don't know you, and no one will gossip and poke the backbone.

"Who knows her, she, I don't care, I'm just a part-time worker, she pays for me, and I work together."

A row of high-rise buildings rose from the ground, the greening project was done well, and Zhou Fang came to the high-end community in the new city according to the address.

"My dear, how many floors is this? If there is a power outage, there is no elevator, and if you climb the stairs, you will probably be tired of a group of old men and old women."

Zhou Fang looked at the floor, patted her head and said, "Your boss has a good eye, there are international schools and large shopping malls here, not too long, this side will be another city center, the housing prices are too high, we can't afford it"

"I don't want it? There are mountains, rivers and forests in the Northeast, mushrooms, matsutake mushrooms, ginseng, farm yards, chickens and cattle, fresh fruits, and all kinds of nuts, not better than this high-rise building? I don't even want to send me."

Zhou Fan took his new backpack, carried it on his shoulder, and got on the elevator.

Yes! The Northeast is very good, there are many things that are not found in the city, and there are a group of simple and kind people, as well as three lively and lovely children, which is really much better than here.

There is a place for the elderly, and there are enough people to play mahjong, so look forward to it!