Although a group of Americans, with Kyle as the pioneer, walked from the studio to the highway service area to rescue the dogs, Amy, as the initiator, failed to come.

The reason is that Aunt Ren suspects that Amy may be lying, and compared with Aunt Ren, who is slightly injured and cannot get out of the line of fire, Amy will seize any opportunity to avoid work.

"In order for her to be lazy alone, she will toss us all over again! Can't let everyone leave! Send up to two delegates to check it out! ”

"Ms. Ren, two representatives are not enough!" Kyle said eagerly, "**** isn't enough!" I heard that China's urban management is very powerful! We are all thunderous in the United States, there are too few people, and we will be slapped by the city managers! ”

Kyle didn't understand the situation, thinking that whenever a group of people happened in the city, it must be handled by the chengguan as a "city manager".

It is said that as China's urbanization process is in full swing, the name of chengguan has also crossed the sea, so that the new word "Chengguan" has been added to English, which is basically the pinyin of Chinese.

In addition, when Xiao Ding played "Grand Theft Auto 4", he found that the American game company made the protagonist skin of "China Chengguan" for download. After using this skin, the protagonist can wear a uniform with the Chinese "chengguan" printed on the back, drive a new pickup truck with "administrative law enforcement" to Central Park to clean up the mobile vendors, and beat up the hot dog vendors with "white crane bright wings" and "black tiger heart", so that the US imperialists can see the power of Chinese kung fu.

The silver-haired American director came over to make peace, and Zuihou decided: let Kyle, who could no longer sit still, and most of the American cast and crew go to the highway service area to protest the evil behavior of the dog dealers, in order to prevent Amy from taking the opportunity to be lazy, leave Amy behind, and work with Aunt Ren and other Chinese personnel to shoot some one-person shots.

"Hmph, dead three-eight! Against me every day! Amy complained that she was the only American actor who couldn't leave the set.

"What did you say?" Aunt Ren clasped her hands in front of her chest and said, "Do you believe it or not, I added a backflip 720-degree martial arts move to you?" ”

Amy had to sulk, even if she was hanging a wire rope, a backflip of 360 degrees would fail N times, and if it was changed to 720 degrees, the crew wouldn't have to do anything else, just watch her make a fool of herself all day.

"Penthos! Penthos! Amy called out the name of the bodyguard in a loud voice, but Penthos was less than 3 meters behind her.

"Where's Pooh? Didn't you bring her to the set to visit today? I can't get to the highway service area, so let her be my representative and go with the others! ”

Penthos replied: "Miss Pooh was very interesting to watch the filming at first, but later found out that both the lines and the drama communication were in English, and she couldn't understand it, so she went back to the RV to eat snacks......"

"Bastard! Don't let her eat it! Hurry up and be my representative! Dim sum or something, there will be a chance to eat it in the future! ”

So Pooh was called out of the RV restaurant with half an almond meringue in his mouth - the French chef had not been able to make this dessert for Amy because of his allergy to almonds, and today Pooh came over to eat it, and he was very moved.

"Huh? Killing a dog in the street? In a high-speed service area near us? Pooh swallowed the cookie in two bites, and scraped the crumbs on the corner of his mouth with his fingers, "Is Ye Lin's news reliable?" Why do I think that even if I kill a dog, I won't kill it on the highway? ”

Aunt Ren knew that the Pooh in Amy's mouth was her daughter's classmate Xiong Yaoyue, and Pooh had also asked Aunt Ren when they first met on the set.

"Hmph, I think Ye Lin is deliberately exaggerating things," Aunt Ren squinted her eyes and said, "If something really happens, it is estimated that it is also to stop the car to save the dog, how can ordinary traders kill dogs in the high-speed service area?" ”

"Ah, I see!" Pooh suddenly realized, "And Aunt Ren, you finally speak Chinese, I'm so touched!" I also wondered, if the dog dealers were slaughtered on the spot in the highway service area, wouldn't it alarm the chengguan? ”

"Mud look! Sure enough, it's chengguan! Kyle interjected on the side, "Just now the mud guys were arguing with me, saying that the opponent is not the chengguan!" Give me the body armor and the braces! We must be prepared to bleed before we can beat the dog out from under the potatoes! ”

With a longing for the mysterious culture of the East, Kyle has been learning Chinese and Japanese hard, and his recent fluency in Chinese is not comparable to before, but because he hired Chinese teachers in four different provinces, his Chinese is full of dialects...... It has greatly reduced his fashionability, and he is greedy and refined, has a tendency to master more dialects, and has tossed his hodgepodge of Chinese to the point of terminal cancer, and any Mandarin teacher will immediately give up treatment when he listens to it.

Even so, among the American cast and crew present today, the most fluent in Chinese, except for Amy, can really only recommend Kyle, so he became the Chinese spokesperson of the American Dog Rescue Group. Pooh also went with them, but she was simply joining in the fun, and Aunt Ren told Pooh not to protest among the Americans after he arrived, and to make sure that it was a completely American group that went to protest, otherwise it would reduce the effect.

Aunt Ren thought of it with me, in modern China, there has always been an unreasonable system: foreigners are treated higher than their own nationals. Therefore, a purely American protest group will receive a more haode protest effect than a mixed Chinese protest.

Just like Director Cao said, the film and television city is really close to the high-speed service area, with more than 50 blondes, browns, and blacks...... In short, the Americans, who did not look like Chinese, walked all the way over with various Chinese character protest signs.

"Dogs are man's friend."

The sign held up by the makeup artist, the Chinese characters on it were written by Aunt Ren, and the font is still in motion, which is quite interesting.

Some of the other signs written by Pooh are crooked, like cockroaches crawling, and sometimes there are typos.

"It's easy to get roundworms by eating dogs", Pooh wrote the word "roundworm" on the right side of the cursive word, I don't know what this roundworm has to do with Kong Yiji's fennel beans.

"There are roundworms in dog shit", the word "roundworm" has still not been corrected, and wherever there is this word, it is wrong to the end.

"Dogs like to eat", a white fat American holding a sign doesn't know what he means by holding a sign, and his expression is quite impassioned.

"The dog ate the roundworms in the feces again", I don't know if it's because Pooh just ate a snack, she focuses on emphasizing the harm of eating dogs, and doesn't care about these heavy slogans, whether others can eat after reading them.

"Shit human friend", Pooh wrote a few slogans and then there were no new words, so he went to copy Aunt Ren's slogan, but because he wrote it smoothly before, he accidentally wrote "yes" as "shit", and it looked very bad in front of the Americans, so he bullied most foreigners who couldn't read Chinese characters (Kyle's literacy level was no more than that of elementary school students), and he left it on the protest board in a grand manner.

It's not a pit! You must know that these protest signs are for the Chinese! "It's easy to get roundworms when eating dogs" Those heavy tastes are just that, "shit (is) the most haode friend of human beings" What's going on! One human would step on shit and say, "Oh, this isn't an old friend!" ”

Anyway, Kyle's protest card was written by himself.

In addition to admiring Chinese culture, he also admires Japanese culture, so he found an American tattoo artist and tattooed a "servant" character on his arm, of course, that Chinese character was written by Kyle begging Amy to help her, Amy deliberately wrote the word "hemorrhoids" for "hemorrhoids", so that he accidentally became a young man with hemorrhoids, and everyone can't bear to tell him the truth.

As a result, as soon as he learned how to write the word "soul" today, he pieced together the other protest cards and the tattoos on his arms, and wrote on his protest cards:

"Leave a dog under the knife, and the hemorrhoidal soul is invincible."

What a half-understood sentence! And what kind of soul is the "hemorrhoidal soul"? It turns out that in the "Fengshen List", it is said that people have three souls and seven spirits, and one of them is lodged on hemorrhoids! Then you still dare to go for hemorrhoid surgery? If you cut your hemorrhoids, your soul will be gone!

When this group of foreigners walked into the high-speed service area, the eyes of the onlookers were about to fall, not only because they looked like the Eight-Nation Alliance, but also because the protest cards held in their hands were too nonsense. Although the Chinese characters on the protest signs clearly indicate their intentions, there is still a lingering sense of disobedience.

"China is indeed a mysterious and terrible place!" Kyle pointed to a dozen bags of Wuchang rice on a small truck, and said in a trembling voice, "This truckload of rice is actually specially marked as 'normal rice', you can imagine how many abnormal rice there are......"

"Let the dog be on a leash!" Kyle takes the lead in shouting when he discovers the security guards and volunteers who are confronting each other, as well as the many dog cages pulled out of the bed of the large truck.

"Let the dog go on a leash!!" Other Americans also imitate Kyle's pronunciation in a north-south tone.

"Chengguan Hugh is going to be rampant!" Kyle mistakes the uniformed security guard for the chengguan.

"Chengguan Hugh is going to be rampant!!"

"Put down the potatoes! We're here to beat the dogs! ”

"Put down the potatoes! We're here to beat the dogs!! ”

"Put down the potatoes and become a Buddha on the ground!"

"Put down the potatoes and become a Buddha on the spot!!"

"All shijie dog lovers unite!"

"All shijie dog lovers unite!!"

Damn, your zuihou Chinese pronunciation is slightly standard! You are a capitalist degenerate, but you have copied the famous slogans of communism, Marx knows underground and will not let you go!

However, although the scene was ridiculous, Officer Ma, who had just claimed that he was going to take the squad leader back to the police station for questioning, suddenly turned very ugly.

Obviously, before coming out, he was instructed by the director to try not to alarm the media, but as a result, not only did the reporters from Dongshan News Channel come, but also somehow provoked foreign dog fans, and 50 of them came as soon as they came.

It's turned into a foreign-related incident! If you don't do it, it will be in the national news, and if it is not handled properly, CNN in the United States and BBC in the United Kingdom may report on it! How can you care about anything else?

"Don't let those foreigners get into trouble with the security guards!" Officer Ma hurriedly ordered the police officer Xiao Zhang, but immediately realized that only one police officer was alone, and added: "Contact the nearest public security bureau to ask for police support!" We must not allow the situation to escalate further! ”

I looked at Officer Ma as if he was facing a great enemy, in a cold sweat, and I couldn't help but snicker.

======= divider======== this morning's update is a little late, because yesterday on Valentine's Day, I took the basement girl to eat a seafood buffet barbecue, I ate too much, and I didn't have the strength to snap when I came back, so I made up for it this morning.

As for the popularity rankings, the biggest changes in recent days are:

The book friend "Brother Legend, It's a Pit" voted 500 mobile phone PK votes and gave it to Chen Yingran, begging to add the emotional drama between Chen Yingran and Zha Ye (sure it's an emotional drama or a meat drama?) ）。 In any case, Chen Yingran decisively returned to Group A after getting these votes, only 58 votes less than Zhuang Ni. In short, scrap iron will increase the role of the school doctor as appropriate.

In addition, Xiaoqin, squad leader, Peng Tousi, Zhuang Ni, Zha Ye, Xiaojuan, and Forced Rabbit...... All were voted on.