Body Text_Chapter 1056 There is no such thing as a free lunch
As soon as Duan Xiangning climbed onto Li Nannan regardless of it, he was pushed to the ground and fell to the ground.
Fortunately, there is a small rug on the floor of the sofa.
If you don't fall down with the head on the ground, and after hitting the ground hard, you will definitely fall directly into a concussion.
It doesn't hurt at all.
When Duan Xiangning just realized that she was pushed to the ground, another lightning bolt swept through the sky, and the snow-white light flashed on the wall.
Van Gogh's paintings are known as rare treasures, each one has a very high nutrition, oh no, it is collectible, there is no thirty or fifty million dollars, you don't want to bid for it.
In fact, in Duan Xiangning's opinion, the old man drew a set of things, which was so abstract that she disdained it.
But Wu Yujie likes this kind of fake high-minded petty bourgeoisie very much, after all, there is a painting of Van Gogh hanging in the living room, how much can it show his upper taste?
But it seems that no matter how greedy his old man in the officialdom is, he doesn't seem to dare to embezzle 350 million or even hundreds of millions of dollars to let him hang on the wall of the living room of the love nest and pretend to be forced, right?
Fortunately, the word "fake" exists in the world.
For just a few hundred dollars, you can buy a famous painting by Master Van Gogh, inlaid in a picture frame and hung on the wall to show off the petty bourgeois taste.
Duan Xiangning knew this painting and knew that the original painting was very valuable, but the person on the painting was too ugly.
Wait, is this called a person?
It's almost the same as calling it a cow head and horse noodles!
Just when Duan Xiangning was pushed off the sofa by Li Nannan, and was about to get up, a lightning bolt struck, and she saw this "bull head and horse face map".
In the fleeting electric light, the bull head and horse face seemed to be alive, and a strange grin pounced out of the photo frame.
"Ahh
Duan Xiangning was so frightened that she screamed violently, jumped up, threw herself on Li Nannan again, hugged him tightly, and didn't let go despite his push and pull, crying and shouting: "Please, don't push me away." I'm afraid, I'm afraid of thunder, I'm afraid of ghosts. ”
After hearing her say that she was afraid of ghosts, Li Dead Ghost thought that he was playing the role of a ghost, and immediately sneered gloomily: "Hehe, but I'm also a ghost." ”
"I—I'm not afraid of you."
Duan Xiangning said and drilled into Li Nannan's arms.
Li Nannan unceremoniously raised his foot and kicked her stomach and stepped on the ground: "Why aren't you afraid of me - grass, I'm a righteous gentleman." No, it's a gentleman among ghosts, what are you doing here? ”
When he stepped on the ground with Duan Xiangning with his right foot, the woman who was really frightened hugged his legs.
With the action of being cruelly stepped down by him, Duan Xiangning pulled down Boss Li's pants.
Just when Duan Xiangning rushed over like a cat, didn't Boss Li just untie his belt and prepare to use the fifth girl to soothe his suddenly irritable emotions?
A thunderclap interrupted his desire and hope, but he didn't help him buckle his belt, but it turned out that Duan Xiangning easily took off his pants.
After losing his pants, his fellow who had not been appeased immediately lost his restraints and stood up with a thud.
The flagpole also seems to stand upright.
In the dark, Duan Xiangning, who was full of fear, couldn't see it again.
She just wanted to hide in Li Nannan's arms and seek security.
So, she ignored Li Nannan's cruel stampede, got up from the ground strongly, and reached out to grab him.
Catch, catch, catch?
It's hot, it's hot, like a big flashlight.
Completely subconsciously, she fiddled up and down a few times with her slender hand.
Then, I heard Li Nannan's irritable snort in the dark, and he shouted again: "Wow, you female rascal!" Get out of here, and don't let my innocence be ruined. ”
"It's his—"
Duan Xiangning is not an innocent little girl who doesn't know the taste of meat, she is a serious person.
Although when she was in the same room with her husband, she didn't bother to put down her Dali Duan's eldest lady's shelf and use her hands to engage in men's things, but this did not affect her correct judgment at this time.
After a little flurging, she went back and forth a few more times, and the lightning flashed in her mind, and she was ecstatic: "You, you're really not a ghost!" ”
Ghosts don't smoke.
Even if there really is a ghost who smokes, can this ghost thing be so hot, real, and full of feel?
As long as Li Nannan is not a ghost, Duan Xiangning is not afraid.
Don't forget, in the office of Castle Peak Central Hospital, on the flight to Jinghua, she tasted this thing "personally".
So no matter how capricious Li Nannan is, he will never do anything to her.
If you really want to do anything to her, you will do it to her a long time ago.
Once the fear dissipated, Duan Xiangning's whole spirit was lifted, and he heard Li Nanfang shouting: "Nonsense, of course Lao Tzu is not a ghost. You yourself treated me as a ghost and was sucked unconscious, can you blame me? Loosen up, I said you let me loosen,! ”
After making sure that Li Nannan was not a ghost, but a living person, and he didn't dare to do anything to her, Duan Xiangning, who was in high spirits, was also very confident, and was just about to let go with a silent sneer, saying that my dignified Dali Duan's eldest lady will be rare when you do this thing-hateful thief God, another thunderbolt exploded in front of the window.
This is a final serious warning to Duan Xiangning: "You leave the Li scum and try it, see if I don't send the blue-faced fanged ghost to arrest you!" ”
Duan Xiangning was frightened, and like a rabbit whose tail was trampled on, he pounced on Li Nannan on the ground.
"You dodge, let go, dodge, let go—"
Li Nannan, who really didn't want to play anything ambiguous with this woman, shouted and was about to kick her out with his other foot, but the tiger's body shook violently.
When you are not strong enough to deal with the current crisis, then you have to seek protection.
There is no free cake in the world, Li Nannan is not a bodyguard, and the second is not his husband, at best, he is a hooligan who defiled her twice, why should he provide her with protection for free?
Do you have to protect her?
Well, let's take the protection money.
Protection money?
Duan Xiangning said no.
But she has a charming little mouth.
When the sound of the naughty boy sucking ice cream sounded in the dark, Li Nannan no longer screamed.
Only half-lying on the sofa, allowing the woman to wantonly insult him—and he could only look out the window with a sad face, and said silently in his heart: "Since you can't resist, let's enjoy it." Tomorrow is sure to be a sunny day. ”
God always gives Li Nan a face.
He said it was a sunny day, and the sun came out of the east at six o'clock, smiling at the city that had been heavily watered last night.
"Just when Qingshan suffered a rare drought in a century, the famous spring was cut off, the farmer's uncle's crops were about to die, and this flower-like city was about to wither, a heavy rain that was also rare in a hundred years was at 0:00 last night!
Remember, it was 0:00 last night that suddenly descended on the green mountains.
Minute precipitation has reached a rare-"
Almost all the TVs of Qingshan citizens are broadcasting this big news about the city.
The heavy rainstorm that suddenly fell in the middle of the night was definitely big news for Aoyama City, which had lost its color.
I believe that even if the Toyo suddenly sinks at this time, the citizens of Tsingshan are reluctant to change the channel to watch it.
For them, the torrential rain was nothing short of life-savering.
Their own cities are about to die, who cares if Toyo will sink or not?
Not only that, but the point is that this heavy rain is too strange and mysterious.
It is suspicious that a faucet was installed in the sky that no one could see, and after putting just enough water to bring the green mountains back to life, it was immediately turned off with one hand.
To paraphrase the words of the perverts describing the beauties, "one more is too fat, one less is too thin", to describe this heavy rain for Qingshan: "One more minute will cause flooding, and one minute less will not be enough for the city to drink." ”
Exactly!
In an interview with a TV station after an urgent analysis, experts from relevant authoritative departments used these four words to describe the effect of the heavy rain on Qingshan.
It's amazing.
In the morning, when the delighted people rushed out of their homes, they found that the city they lived in had been washed clean like a beautiful woman who had been in the coal heap by a reckless man, and as the emerald green willows swayed gently, a few swallows circled by the river, and fish leaped out of the water—showing the citizens of Aoyama the peerless demeanor of the past.
It was on this day that with a rumor that came out of nowhere, there was another legend among the folk of Qingshan: "Last night, the dragon of Qingshan went home." ”
What's more, he also invited three or two confidants and friends with old brains to go to a cliff somewhere in the southern mountains to burn incense.
They say that there is a black dragon hidden in the deep stream under the cliff.
That is the dragon of the green mountains that protects the city forever.
Some time ago, the reason why Qingshan had a big drought was because the dragon of Qingshan went out to soak in horses-
Alas, dragons also need love, right?
You can't always nest in a deep stream, and you can't sleep alone every night.
People have to find its love.
The green dragon must have found its love.
Otherwise, it would not have rushed back in time when the city was about to die, when Mangzhong first arrived, and poured a water of life.
Who would dare to say that this is nonsense?
Who!
It turned out to be you, little bunny.
Hmph, don't go, come, I ask you: "If this is nonsense, then on the eve of the mang, it is still moonlight and stars." Why is it that all of a sudden, dark clouds, lightning and thunder, and heavy rain have fallen? Come, come, give me a scientific explanation of what is going on! ”
The legend of the dragon of Qingshan returning home at night spread all over the streets and alleys of Qingshan like the wind, and when official units at all levels were smiling, Li Nannan was still asleep.
The woman lying on his chest was also sleeping.
The two of them slept on the couch, with a woman with a backrest around their waists, wrapped around him like an octopus.
The sun at two o'clock in the afternoon is slightly oblique, shining on the smooth and white delicate body of the woman, shining with layers of bright luster.
Like, there are countless tiny diamonds set in her.
This is certainly not a fine drill, but a sweaty salt crystal.
Not to mention the woman's upright buttocks, there seem to be traces of being beaten by something, and these small salts alone can prove how fierce their fierce battle to the death last night was.
Li Nannan dreamed again.
This time he dreamed that he had become the Monkey King - he was pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain by the Buddha, and after waiting for five hundred years, the thief bald man riding a white horse was late.
"Master, you're finally here! can crush my grandson, this is almost out of breath. Quickly uncover the yellow table paper, and then retreat, retreat again—my grandson is here! ”
Li Nannan, who thought he was the Monkey King in his dream, screamed strangely, and reached out to lift out the five-finger mountain that was pressing on him.
Wave!
A soft sound of the wave, like the cork of a thermos that had been sucked by the heat expansion and cold contraction, came from between Boss Li's legs.
Immediately after, a woman's scream was heard.
Li Nanfang Huo Ran opened his eyes and saw a beautiful young woman squatting on the ground.
She was holding her hands on the ground, and was about to stand up, but she crouched on the ground again.