To become a good friend, a girl only needs three conditions:

First, "Eh, your bag is so beautiful, where did you buy it!" "There's a small shop on that street, I'll tell you!" Buy over 388 yuan, 6% off! Huh! Where did you buy your dress? "Is it pretty? I'm telling you, this material tastes so good! Wow! What you just said is so cheap! Let's go and take me to buy it! ”

Beautiful things are always so cheap in their eyes, maybe a bag, a pair of shoes or even a keychain can become a good friend. In particular, you can become friends by standing on the road.

Second: "Have you bought tickets for Gu Donghao's concert!?" Ahhh An idol's concert! It's exciting to think about! What the?! Didn't grab it?! Friends! "Huh!? I've got one here, do you want one? "Yes, yes, yes! Good girl! We'll be good friends from now on! ”

For the sake of handsome guys, if you want to be friends, you can make friends, and if you want to turn your face, this is normal, as long as there are handsome guys, good friends are everywhere.

Third: "Humph! What a good girlfriend! Don't call me when you go to the toilet! I broke up with her! "Cut! Don't you just have a rich boyfriend! Break off friendship with her! "Don't call me on your birthday! Break up! "I did better than me in the exam, and if I said that I would be at the bottom together, I would break up!"

If you are a little unhappy, you will break up your friendship inexplicably, and then find a new friend, and then break up again......

Moreover, the boys don't understand the girls' approach at all, so they say - men chase women, across the Five Finger Mountain, women chase men, just ask you what you want to say today! Never from now! A pair of bandits holding a 30-meter machete hostage and holding a small flower to donate to the good family.

"This group of women, it's really fucking sick, I thought that Tang Guo would be normal, but as a result, I still can't escape the vulgar playing house, and it's even more fucking annoying, we still have to serve a group of women like old mothers, I think back then, your uncle and I are also the boss of the bad neighborhood, the one on the left lights a cigarette, the one on the right pats me on the ass, the one in the back dresses me, and the one in front rolls out the red carpet for me, who dares to fucking break ground on my head!?"

The bad boy said angrily and pretending to be forced. All the teenagers glanced at him, silently watching the changing weather, and turned away from him one by one, for fear that the thunder would strike him and affect themselves.

"I said you, shut up, pretending to be struck by lightning."

"Shut up?! Damn, do you have the ability to change the two of us?! Try to pick little red flowers and little white flowers for girls, and watch them wear them on their heads and praise the taste of good looks with a conscience! Then they took the trouble to insert one on the left and one on the right, and asked you that you look better, you said that they gave you a slap on the left, saying that your aesthetics are too bad, saying that the right side is good-looking, and giving them a broken grandson, saying that you have a vulgar vision, and the left side is good-looking! ”

The delinquent boy was deeply touched, and said with a face full of despair.

"Uh...... You're the boss, you're great, this kind of guy is only good for you, so I'll go digging wild vegetables. When the boy heard this, he hurriedly ran away.

"I don't think it's as miserable as you say, I think these girls are quite cute." The other teenager pointed to the girl not far away.

"He Leng is a handsome guy, can you add a Weibo or QQ when you go out? You're so handsome. ”

"Senior Luo Zejiang, I heard that you are studying for a doctorate, so amazing! Do you lack a girlfriend, a female pendant, a female nanny? I've got it all! Even if...... It's good to ask someone to review with you late at night. ”

"Little brother Xiao Zixun, you look very much like the idol in my mind, we ...... Let's socialize!! ”

A group of women, surrounded by three men, completely hid their bare hands to split durian, the Dongfeng lion roared, and the combat power of breaking bricks with one foot, like a group of women who would scream when they saw ants! Child! Child!

"I don't know why, seeing that the three of them have nothing to do, it's inexplicably hot!" A young man with a head full of branches and leaves on his head came out of nowhere carrying a branch for making a fire, and said angrily.

"Wrong! You don't call it Huoda, but it's called jealousy, because you don't have the same appearance as a family, you don't understand, but I wonder, your uncle and I are so handsome and miserable, why are there no women around me, in this way, the boss of the bad block, to say the least, there should be hundreds of female fans. ”

......As soon as they heard this, all the teenagers couldn't say a word, and their faces were full of black lines.

Is your Chinese taught by a PE teacher?! Who gave you your self-confidence?! If you are handsome with a killer of Matt's hair every day, then you are considered the most handsome in the world with rainbow-colored hair?! Although in our hearts, you are indeed a clear stream among the bad boys, a touch of scenery that seems to be not spicy to the eyes, but this "handsome" is not touched at all, at most it is good to give you the title of "red-haired boy".

"Why don't you speak? Could it be that I'm so handsome that you can't describe it in words? ”

The young people smiled and didn't speak, but they said silently in their hearts: It really can't be described in words.

"You say, should I dye my rainbow-colored hair to compare those three guys?"

Depend on! This guy gets carried away with jealousy! In this way, our boy's face will be gone, and this brain-dead behavior must be stopped!

"What are you doing?! Let go of me, don't you—"

"There are more flowers over there, let's go there."

"I think so too."

"Then let's go."

A group of people, packing this disgraceful guy and preparing to throw themselves into the river and make a little contribution to the piranha.

Then, on the girl's side, it's even more terrible-

"Hehehe, Dongfan, with your personality, I'm afraid you've had a lot of boyfriends, and it's not good to step on two boats." You're young, don't be such a scumbag. A young girl said with a grin.

"Don't worry about you, after all, self-confidence is a virtue." I'm not like you, I wear makeup like a ghost, and I'm embarrassed to ask for QQ.

The two women quarreled over a teenager's QQ number, and the people next to them were still making a lot of fun.

Nan Zitao also obeyed, but didn't pay attention to them, but looked for some wet and dry combustibles, after all, preserving fire is the most basic and important task of survival in the wild, and then cut off the flexible branches, sharpen one of them, as a hunting or defensive weapon, and then go to find food. Because her sixth sense told herself—

Tang Guo doesn't seem to have any kung fu for a picnic, it should be some kind of task, or, I want to throw a group of us in this unfamiliar forest to have a "battle royale", after all, the game is so slow and boring and a waste of money, if it were Tang Guo, it would definitely be a kill that didn't stay, eh. Merely...... Why am I with these idiots!! It's only a matter of time before such a team dies!!