Boy crisis
In the middle of the night, Jiang Tianyi went home and took a warm bath, smelled the smell of lavender essential oil, slept soundly for a night, and finally resumed his previous morning exercise the next morning. Xu Bin ran with her, and the two of them chatted like they had when they first woke up in Dongtingju.
Jiang Tianyi said while panting: "I didn't expect Xiao Yun to have so many girls chasing after her!" I'm so competitive!
Xu Bin's headache was worried: "You...... Are you getting the point wrong? You should say that I have so many girls chasing you, and it's a lot of pressure! ”
Jiang Tianyi ran in front and snorted and said, "People who graduated from Cambridge University and King's College will also have a very controlling masculinity like you, Xiao Yun is much more gentlemanly than you." Say, detained me in Dongting Ju before the head, apart from your Asperger's syndrome factor, is there a deep-rooted traditional masculinity factor in it? ”
Xu Bin wiped his sweat with a sports towel and said, "I don't deny it. Showing you wealth and status is the most effective and quickest way to do it, not very clever, but I hate wasting time. ”
Jiang Tianyi shook his head in distress: "My schizophrenia is a product of a patriarchal society. Because he can't resist the authority and oppression of men, he splits out of the mental system and splits a personality to buffer. This is a self-protection mechanism, but Xiao Yun has been silently paying attention to me behind my back, even if she controls me, she won't let me know! It's very dangerous for you to control me, no wonder Xiao Yun hit you the first time she met you, she knows all the good things you did. ”
Xu Bin stopped Jiang Tianyi and handed her a mineral water bottle and said, "I have never used this method on any woman other than you, I just don't need it." But I really don't know much about the situation, have you ever met someone like me before? ”
Jiang Tianyi took a sip of water and said, "No! It was because of the extremely low probability of this situation that I agreed to accept Xiao Yun's brainwashing. The world is full of men like you, I will be married a long time ago, and I can't wait to meet you. However, the woman you find this way usually only worships money, and you can't find a soul mate. ”
Xu Bin took Jiang Tianyi's hand and said, "I didn't think about it so much after meeting you. I would really think about it before I met you, stop at a one-night stand or an ordinary girlfriend, it seems that my character is not so bad, it happens to you! ”
Jiang Tianyi also wiped his sweat and said: "You are too strong, the first impression of a woman like me is a one-night stand for you, that can only mean that there is something wrong with your values." If I'm looking for a one-night stand or a fixed **...... I'll look for ...... Oh, can't tell you! ”
Xu Bin said: "Go back around the periphery, I have experienced so many people I have learned one thing, if you want to find a soul mate, you must have a soul yourself." Look at Xiao Yun, how charming her soul is, fascinating you little girls! Me too, after being poured down by you, I really knew that you were a very interesting woman, so I tried with you for two days first! Even if I can't find a soul mate, it's not a waste of time for me to be with a beautiful and capable woman, is this idea wrong? ”
Jiang Tianyi turned around and blinked: "You are such a reluctant person, you don't even want to see your blind date, and you can still say such pragmatic words without shame!" Women like me are not a lot of money, and your previous blind dates were probably all of my type, why don't you talk to them? ”
Xu Bin said in a loud voice: "Reality? Then you still don't know enough about the reality of men. None of the people my grandmother introduced to me can surpass you in terms of comprehensive strength, so I was impatient before. Since I graduated from the UK and worked, I have met no more than two women who match my conditions, and you are one of them. Is it enough to have a high degree of education? On the contrary, I can identify you in the crowd at a glance, not only because you are Ye Hongming's CFO, but also because you are from a famous family, and the temperament hidden in the bone marrow is completely different from those Internet celebrities. ”
"Oh...... Then what are the conditions for you to find a one-night stand? I also want to know to know. Jiang Tianyi asked Xu Bin with a playful and self-comforting emotion.
Xu Bin ran to the front of Jiang Tianyi and said, "I see that it is about to rain hard, hurry up and go home." I don't want to discuss the issue of one-night stand with you, this is tantamount to jumping into your language trap, and I have a long mind now, you are changing your way to say that if I dare to find a one-night stand, you can take Tang Hengdao and kill me immediately, right. ”
"Poof", Jiang Tianyi also quickened his pace, "I had a dream when I was a child, which was to get married in King's College Chapel at Cambridge University, but unfortunately I am not religious. Zimo posted on Moments yesterday that the place where she and Liu Hong fell in love was actually at Cambridge University, and also put a photo of rowing across the Bridge of Sighs! I hate these two literary youths so much! These two! Clearly, none of them are Cambridge University! ”
Xu Bin shook his head: "Why am I in a bad mood when you get up in the morning, is your dream to go to Cambridge University?" Graduating from Cambridge? ”
"Yes, there can be many like Yale, but there is only one Cambridge...... I just envy you! Jealous of you! I want to be like you, I ...... Oh my god, it's raining! Before he could reach the door of the runway, the torrential rain poured down, pouring down, and he couldn't hear any sound for a moment, Xu Bin hurriedly protected Jiang Tianyi's head, and rushed back to the corridor with her shoulder.
Entering the atrium of the corridor, looking at the pouring rain outside, the two of them kept laughing, shaking the rain in their hair, Xu Bin replied: "What's so good about you being like me?" Am I not going to pursue you pitifully? Looking for you? How happy it is to be a beauty, someone hurts. Xu Bin doted on Jiang Tianyi's knotted hair.
Jiang Tianyi patted Xu Bin's hand and said, "I hate it!" My predecessor didn't save the galaxy, how could I meet someone like you as soon as I succeeded? There's a lot of garbage coming out of here to tease me! They were all sent away by Xiao Yun! And what Tou Qianjiang can think about is that he may be abandoned after a one-night stand with you, so he feels that he has earned it, anyway, when he is lonely and lonely, he will go to Xiao Yun, hehe, I was not so poisoned in the world. ”
Xu Bin said: "If you are poisoned, I will not solve it for you!" Don't look for her anyway! Let's go, isn't it going back to Lao Ye's company today to sign all the backlog of documents? In the afternoon, I went to see Xiao Yun and them try on makeup, weren't you excited yesterday? However, in the case of the worse and worse quality of men around the world, the existence of Xiao Yun is simply a BUG, so many handsome guys in front of you, they can't match her, and I am also drunk. (The boy crisis refers to the fact that men lag behind girls in every way.) The boy crisis is a fully linear crisis, from primary and secondary schools to universities, boys' backwardness and even failure will have a significant impact on individuals and society, and the boy crisis is not unique to China, it has become an international phenomenon. To make matters worse, the crisis for boys is not confined to school, as boys are inferior to girls in terms of psychological, physical and social adaptability. )
Jiang Tianyi looked at Xu Bin and said: "Yes, I had better grades than Han Yanchen when I was in school, except that I was not as good as Xiaoyu in playing games, basically I grew up crushing the boys around me all over the line, you know that Xiao Yun can speak five foreign Chinese, and will know four majors, namely computer, physics, mathematics, biology, while being a gold medal producer in the world, she can also study, she has nothing that she can't do, in my eyes, Xiao Yun is a real male god, and I didn't fall in love with Ye Hongming is also the reason." And you also know that she has super good physical fitness and super strong arm strength! ”