Where to start?

All the actions of the following Gao Ya are in a different world, if there is a similarity, it is really shocking!

Her heavenly spirit cover the injured bird, which, as everyone knows, will definitely fall into a state of "intermittent amnesia". Moreover, this time it is a bit serious, Gong Xiaoyue only hurt her flesh and skin, in fact, if she recuperates properly after Yanei falls into a coma, she can wake up immediately, the key is that after that, there is no recuperation. All the way, all the way is a mountain road, how to restore calm to her fragile braincase after this bump? Therefore, she has been a big gangster. The appearance is just like what Gong Shao saw, humming and chirping, and he has never been sober, but in fact, what a magnificent vicissitudes of life is going on in ,———— Yanei's "brainstorming"!

Headache, unbearable pain! caused the "wild history fantasy" in Yanai to jump to the most distressed character in her: the great Li Zicheng!

He is the person he admires the most since he was a child, and he is the most distressed.

Li Zicheng's life experience is surprisingly weird.

It's weird to the point of subverting common sense.

Li Zicheng was Jia Baoyu when he was a child, but when he grew up, he became a horseman Jiao Da, and then he became a hybrid version of Water Margin Song Jiang and Lu Junyi, with the extraordinary history of Wu Dalang mixed in. In his life, he integrated almost all the artistic images familiar to the Chinese, so it is no wonder that he is famous and famous. It's no wonder that Yanai has a soft spot for him.

There is also a big coincidence, he was personally reincarnated in a large family in Mizhi, Shaanxi Province on September 22, 1606. Yanai's birthday is also September 22nd! Weird, right?

The family that was personally reincarnated and selected by Brother Cheng is really good, rich, with servants and beautiful little maids. So Li Zicheng in his childhood happily went to school, and when he grew up, he could go to gnaw on Sister Bao and Sister Lin's mouth. But somehow, when Li Zi grew up to the age of eating rouge, he suddenly saw the southeast direction covered the sky with black pressure, and a yellow-green dark cloud quickly attacked.

The locusts came to the birds, and began to eat,

After the locusts had eaten for a year, they came again the following year.

In the third year the locusts did not come, but the drought came.

As a result, Brother Zicheng's family finally joined the ranks of the proletarian revolution, and Brother Zicheng's personal fate also took a sharp turn, from Jia Baoyu, a child of Anointed Liang, to a groom Jiaoda, and began his unlucky youth.

And, in these two days and two nights of sun and star turbulence, we are "bravely devoted" to his tragic period.

She hums not to drink water, every time she hums is a misery drop of life!!

She (he) was sent by her family to the temple as a food monk, but was soon beaten half to death by the peerless master hiding in the temple and thrown out of the temple gate. Hum.

She (he) was sent to the house of a female staff member to graze horses, and this female foreign giant hated this master who could not eat and could not do anything, and threw her (him) out of the door. Hum again.

She (he) was sent to a foreigner's house surnamed Ji to herd sheep, and was dismissed again. Still humming.

She (he) was sent to a foreign house surnamed Ai to herd horses, and this time luckily, Lao Ai's family did not drive her (him) out, but tied her (him) to a wooden stake and whipped her to death! Command her (he) to spit out the lamb that she (he) has eaten at once. O Silent Lamb! She (he) was almost killed! This time the hum was the longest, and it hurt.

Of course, the worst humming is not being beaten. The worst thing is that she (he) has changed from a horseman to a martial artist!!

She (he) married a wife surnamed Han, but unexpectedly, Han's woman was a broom star, she entered the door with her front foot, and her (his) father died on the back foot.

Not only that, but this woman steals people!!

The part where Gong Xiaoyue was most difficult to serve her to drink water was the part where the yamen went to catch the adulterer! I'm so angry that I want to hum my heart and lungs out!!

Yanai didn't knock on the door, but gently picked the latch with the tip of his knife and dodged in. Sneak to the door, look inside,———— brain bang!! There are two people lying on the kang, adulterers and adulteresses! Obviously, the two are in harmony, and they are talking touching love words at this time.

Yanai roared madly and rushed in!

But he said that the adulterer was a good man, you came and went with Yanei Changshan Fist Beishan Fist, but Yanai was not his opponent, the adulterer's unclothed body bowed, his buttocks pouted, and with a whoosh, it was like lightning and stone fire, and it had disappeared!

Yanai stayed for a while, and suddenly roared with grief and indignation! (At this time, it was the time when Yanei hummed the most in reality, and Gong Xiaoyue was also annoyed and pushed her away.) ）

The adulterer's hand, escaping on the spot, will make the yamen miserable!

"Da Ming Law" stipulates: catch the traitor and catch the double!

As long as the adulterer and adulteress are caught and killed on the spot, then the yanai is at most a matter for a reason, extenuating circumstances, criticizing and educating, not making an example, and will also win honor and applause for himself.

But the adulterer ran away! What an embarrassment this puts in the Ya built!!

The most annoying, the adulteress slipped away while she was in chaos, and she didn't see a double when she caught a rapist! ———

Angry Birds!!

Thoroughly drip angry birds!!

At this time, the small universe completely broke out of birds!!

Traitor!!

Traitor!!!

I'm going to rape an adulterer and an adulteress into a telephone pole!!

The officials must be wondering, she (he) wants to take revenge, it should be killed, why is it "rape"?

cough, this is still to blame Gong Xiaoshaoniao,

When he was the most "green cloud" and "blood feud" in Yanei, he was touching her ass again, and he was pulling her little meat mussels and mussels to drip sachets, which made Yanei "passionate", why didn't he just think of one "adulterer"?!

So, when Gong Xiaoshao left his tent an hour later, "Green Cloud Cover" + "Blood Sea Feud" + "Obscenity Demon Possession" Di Li Zicheng version of the ya, "wake up" the bird!

Yanai staggered and got up, plopped up, and stumbled on the ground,——— his pants were not properly dressed.

She swayed and pulled up her pants again, but she didn't pull them up properly, half of her clothes were stuffed into her pants, and half of her clothes fell outside, sloppy and sloppy, and swayed out of the tent.

In fact, the eyes are bright and red!

To the left, she saw a tent.

Glancing to the right, she saw another tent.

In the tent on the left, the figure is swaying, as if a man is undressing, and then, the lights are out.

In the tent on the right, there is a figure of a man, as if another man is undressing, and then the lights are out.

Undress! Undress!!

For a while, it stimulated the beast in the chest of the yamani!

On the left is the adulterer! On the right is the adulteress!!

Watch me go to rape one by one! Go to rape one by one!!

Left, right,

Okay, the man is left, the woman is right, Lao Tzu is now Li Zicheng, it's a man, first left!

So, Yanai staggered to the left———

Since then, all the "disputes" have started from this "male left, female right"!

Pity us for being "hated to the bone" for the first time in the ya, and ruined on this "male left, female right",

Fact, God is a madman,

The visible "left tent" in this yaya is just where Fairy Hulai is staying, and on the right, it is Zheng Xiaoliu!!

Why is it "Male Left Female Right"!! You're a woman, why don't you run to the left first!!

Although one was "raped" by her in the first half of the night, and the other was "raped" by her in the second half of the night, the time distance is really very short, but after all, there is a distinction between one and the other!!

For the first time! It's the first time!!

Zheng Xiaoliu can only go to Li Zicheng to settle accounts if he wants to cry, who calls him a man, haha. Gao Taiwei went to "rape" the adulterer bird first, Fairy Hu Lai never dreamed of it, invisibly, he "picked up" how cheap it was!!