Chapter 452: Monkey Ass
"Can't you just calm down?" Minister Chen asked with a smile.
"Can't!" Minister Lee roared hysterically. He pointed at Zhao Zixian with a trembling finger, gritted his teeth and said: "Unless he does not return to China, he will definitely be sentenced to death for the crime of convicting the country." ”
Zhao Zixian was anxious, and he was even more angry when he heard Minister Li's words. He glared at Minister Li fiercely, and said with a strong spiritual force: "Minister Li, Elder Zhao, I respect you as an elder, and the elders of the country don't care about you. If you speak disrespectfully, Lao Zhao and I will immediately flash people and let you be poisoned by the little devils. ”
Syllable! Minister Li slapped the table hard, stood up suddenly, pointed at Zhao Zixian and roared: "What did you kid say?" ”
The audience was shocked and looked at Minister Li or Zhao Zixian.
Zhao Zixian pretended to be at a loss and shrugged his shoulders. "I didn't say anything!" After all, he used the power of the society to transmit the sound again, but this time it was passed on to Minister Chen of the Ministry of Culture. "Minister Chen, I'm Zhao Zixian. Don't be surprised, first persuade Minister Li. Listen to me. ”
Zhao Zixian was very helpless, the time to end the game was less than two minutes, thinking that Wang Shaokun was guarding the door, Ah Liang was very likely to not be able to enter. It is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, not to mention that he wants to make a medicinal meal that can cure all kinds of poisons. He couldn't do anything without ingredients.
Minister Chen pulled Minister Li beside him and said softly: "Don't be bored, otherwise it won't be that kid who will lose the face of the country, but you." After that, he glanced at Zhao Zixian meaningfully.
Zhao Zixian smiled slightly, strengthened his mental power and sent a message to the two ministers and Qin Lan at the same time: "You don't have to panic, I am Zhao Zixian." The dishes made by the Japanese players must not be eaten. I've been waiting for Ah Liang to bring in the collected ingredients, but now it seems unlikely. As long as you don't eat the food made by the players of the Wa Kingdom, I promise you will be fine. Believe it or not, it's up to you. He looked at them meaningfully and raised his eyebrows.
"Mr. Zhao, you better hurry up and start cooking. Ah Liang asked me to transfer a message to you, he is waiting for you downstairs to win the championship! Li Yucai, who was standing behind Qin Lan, suddenly shouted loudly. She also raised the mobile phone in her hand to Zhao Zi and smiled in return.
Zhao Zixian strengthened his mental power perception and saw that Li Yucai's mobile phone was displaying a message from A Liang: Brother, the collection of medicinal materials has been completed. You just can't send it in, don't you have a storage ring?
This kid is so smart! Zhao Zixian laughed loudly, "Hahaha, the time is almost up, I have always been more coquettish, so I will use this last time to show you my cooking skills." As he spoke, he released a powerful spiritual power to sense Ah Liang outside the building, and put the ingredients in his hand into the storage ring.
"I'm going to give you a trick cooking show!" Zhao Zixian said as he reached out and took out the kitchen knife, and slapped the board to shake all the ingredients provided by the organizing committee of the competition. At the same time, he also took out the ingredients from the storage ring and mixed them in.
The figure swayed, and the shadow of the knife flew over. In order to be in a hurry, he did not hesitate to use the eighteen knives of the kitchen god, and it only took a few breaths to cut all the ingredients into the shape or powder he wanted.
The stage erupted in thunderous applause, and the applause was endless, and the audience got up one after another to look at it. As for the reporters, they raised their cameras and pressed the shutter button. Unfortunately, their reaction was still half a beat slower, and when they pressed the shutter button, all the ingredients fell to the plate.
Minister Li, who had been shouting constantly, couldn't help but stand up, and his mouth was open enough to fit a fist.
"Let you appreciate the long-lost essence of Huaxia Wushen again, Huoyun Palm!" Zhao Zixian shouted and flipped his palms, playing with all the ingredients between his palms.
"Look, he's got fire on his hands!"
"It's amazing!"
"It's a fire cloud palm! I've seen it on TV! ”
"I'm going to send him as a teacher!"
"I'm going to marry him!"
“……”
The scene suddenly got out of control, and the shouts and screams were endless. Takeda Lan took the microphone several times and wanted to speak to maintain order, but he smiled wryly and lowered his hand. She knew better than anyone that this mission had failed.
Takeda Lan glanced at Yamamoto Lang and said to himself: It seems that there is only a sacrifice for your small role. Hey, Zhao Zixian, if you don't get rid of it for a day, it will be a big trouble in your heart. But is it so easy to get rid of him?
Clang! The bell rang to announce that it was time for the game. And the ingredients in Zhao Zixian's hand also fell into the basin, and it looked like a lifelike white Ganoderma lucidum, with a halo.
"When the time comes, please take two steps back. The judges are invited to come to the stage to compensate. Takeda Lan said with a smile.
Zhao Zixian only noticed at this time that the design of the stage was also carefully arranged. Walking from the judges' stand to the stage, the first one to pass by was the stove of the Japanese contestant Yamotoro. That means that as soon as the judges come on stage, as long as they try it, they will be killed immediately.
Zhao Zixian's brows furrowed slightly, and he looked into the fire and found that there was a dark room under the stove. There are eight people hidden in the dark room, and their faces are the eight judges of the four countries on the stage. His eyes flickered, he raised his right hand high and said, "I have a reluctant request!" I hope the judges will agree. ”
"Mr. Zhao has any requests, just say." One of the judges was the first to speak. He had already been informed by Cherno, knowing that Zhao Zixian was a friend rather than an enemy in such an environment, so he opened the door.
"I'd like to ask the judges to judge my dish first!" Zhao Zixian said with a smile.
A blonde old lady judge in Sunset Country smiled and said, "Young man, I appreciate your cooking skills." Can you give us a reason? If you can name a reason to convince me, we in Sunset Nation will agree to pay you for your food first. ”
"Ahh Do you want a reason? Zhao Zixian felt depressed, but casually said a reason. As you can see, I'm a very expressive person, and in our Chinese language, it's a leader. I just want to be one of the best players in this competition. You may not know, but I'm sure the audience knows very well how I got on stage in the preliminary round. Do you say yes? The latter words were yelled at the audience.
"Yes!" Most of the audience responded loudly. Although they came from different countries, they were all impressed by Zhao Zixian's miraculous cooking skills.
"Good! We, in the Sunset Country, have agreed to pay you for your food first! The blonde lady said with an amiable smile.
"Then please!" Zhao Zixian smiled and bowed slightly. He has never had a good impression of the Wa Kingdom and the Stick Country, and he doesn't care if they will be poisoned or not. As for the two ministers of Huaxia Kingdom, he believed that he would definitely understand his intentions. Not to mention Qin Lan.
"Young man, what's the name of your dish?" The blonde lady took the chopsticks and walked to the halo of Lingzhi and asked slightly.
"I haven't figured out the name of the dish yet! Let's call it the spirit monkey hugzhi! Zhao Zixian said. He really hadn't thought of the name of the dish yet, but when he was making it, he gathered the contents of "Immortal Spectrum" and "Miao Gu Scroll" to make a hodgepodge. As for the modeling, it was also improvised, taking the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum that Miao Jiang unintentionally picked when he was in his trip as a sample. He also mischievously played a little monkey under the Lingzhi, which was also a temporary work.
The blonde lady bowed down and said, "Ah, that's great, there's really a little monkey." With that, he gently took a piece of Ganoderma lucidum and put it in his mouth. She smashed her mouth, her brows furrowed slightly, and she put a piece into her mouth again.
The blonde lady pinched five pieces in a row, and each one was bigger than the other. The huge Lingzhi leaf was half eaten by her, and when she stretched out her chopsticks for the sixth time, she realized her gaffe, and if she ate it again, it would be gone. She smiled awkwardly, put down her chopsticks, and said only two words: "Delicious!" ”
"Hey, don't eat it all, save some, save some!" When Zhao Zixian went up to the second judge, he was anxious. If it goes on like this, they will be eaten up before it is Qin Lan's turn.
"Delicious!"
"Delicious!"
"Delicious!"
The other three judges of Lijianguo and Sunset also all said only two words. They were reminded by Zhao Zixian to put down their chopsticks.
Chen and Li, the two ministers of the Huaxia Kingdom, were more personable and cultivated, and each of them only ate two small pieces. After the two of them finished eating, they just smiled at Zhao Zixian and nodded, and didn't say anything.
"Comrade Lao Qin, don't be polite to me, eat everything. Hey! "Zhao Zixian sent a bad message to Qin Lan." This dish of mine can solve the poison in the dish of the little devil in the Wa Kingdom. If you eat it all, the judges behind you won't have anything to eat, so you can only eat monkeys. The monkey tasted the same, but it had no detoxifying effect. ”
Qin Lan stared at Zhao Zixian, and that look seemed to say: You kid is done, you have become a bad guy. However, Lao Qin I like it, hehe.
Qin Lan picked up the chopsticks, grabbed a large piece and threw it into her mouth, smashed it, smashed her mouth, and gave Zhao Zixian a thumbs up and praised: "It's delicious!" ”
Clamp again, smash your mouth again, and give a thumbs up again. "Delicious!"
"Delicious!"
"It's delicious!"
"Very tasty!"
"It's so delicious!"
Good guy, the rest of the dishes were all eaten by Qin Lan in the sound of praise, and only some crushed foam was on the monkey. He looked back embarrassedly and smiled at the four judges of the remaining two countries and said, "I'm sorry." Although I am recognized as a master of food in the world, I can't resist the temptation of food. I'm sorry, I'm very sorry. Blame it, this dish is so delicious. After that, he smashed his mouth, looking unfinished.
The two judges who followed Qin Lan glared at Qin Lan fiercely, swallowed their saliva and came to the table. They put some broken foam in their mouths, and in the end, even the broken foam was not swept away by the two of them, only a bare little monkey remained.
The two judges of the Japanese State came to the table, you look at me, I look at you, holding chopsticks a little overwhelmed. Finally, at the same time, he turned his head to look at Zhao Zixian and asked, "Can this little monkey eat it?" ”
Zhao Zixian nodded vigorously, shook his head fiercely when the two judges were about to drop the chopsticks, and said, "If you can eat, you can eat." But only monkey butts can eat it. The taste is as delicious as monkey ass. The material must be the same, but the shape is different! ”
Little devils, see if you eat monkey butts, hehe.