Liu Yan and Chen Ruxue could see at a glance that the people who stopped in front of them were gangsters.

The gangster feels iconic, with a bald scoop of water, a thick yellow chain around his neck, I don't know if it's real gold or old brass, he wears a T-shirt with gibberish words written on the upper body, and the lower half of his body is a large pants with large and small pockets on it.

Another distinctive trait of gangsters is that they like to tilt their heads when they talk and like to stick their front teeth outside.

"What for? Isn't it uncomfortable? ”

Although only one thug was talking, the other three cooperated with him quite tacitly, all of them shook their shoulders like the thug who spoke, and looked at Liu Yan with a provocative face.

Chen Ruxue suddenly crossed in front of Liu Yan, she was not afraid of the king of heaven, let alone gangsters.

Chen Ruxue's posture is also iconic, with her left leg leaning forward, her right leg kicking back, her head tilted up and leaning exaggeratedly to the right, her right hand resting on her mouth, like holding a cigarette, and she looks at the sky and not at people when she speaks:

"Sister, I want to find something today, what's wrong?"

Liu Yan hurriedly explained: "We are from out of town, and we want to go inside to have a look, what's wrong?" Is something going on inside? ”

The gangsters are also masters who have seen some of the world, and they are often bullying the weak and afraid of the hard in their nature, and when they saw this posture, they first softened by half.

The gangsters know in their hearts that if ordinary women dare to play tricks, the uncle next to her must be a character, and the common characteristic of the uncles is that they hide knives in their smiles. The more amiable Liu Yan became, the more nervous the gangsters became.

A guy with a pointed head and a guy in the wrong place looked at Chen Ruxue with a smile on his face and said, "Isn't there an accident?" Something is wrong! We didn't mean to let you in, but we were afraid that you would be deceived. ”

The pointed head took a few steps forward, trying to rub against Chen Ruxue, Chen Ruxue's head shook slightly, and the guy didn't dare to move anymore, pointing to the shops in the business world and said:

"The merchants in here, that's really slaughtering people, isn't it? The top is going to seize them, most of them are scared away, and there are only a few big ones left with open mouths, and they are still waiting there to kill people, I said brother and sister paper, you must not go in, you can't get out if you go in. ”

Chen Ruxue shook her head suddenly, sneered and said to the gangster with a sharp brain: "My aunt and grandmother let my parents carry it on their backs, not your kid who scared it, it's okay if you don't say that, the more you say that, the more curious my aunt becomes, I want how big the pot mouth is, can I put four big animals in it at once." ”

Four thugs, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know how to deal with it.

Chen Ruxue took a few steps forward sideways, and the gangsters took a few steps back, but they never got out of the way.

Chen Ruxue's apricot eyes widened, and shouted: "Get out, otherwise my aunt and grandmother will be you're welcome." ”

At this time, a middle-aged man in his forties came out of a store, oily-haired and powdery, looking like a teacher.

This guy's little belly is very funny, the part below the navel is at least 20 centimeters higher than the top out of thin air, round on the inside and pointed on the outside, like a peach.

When the gangsters saw this middle-aged man, they all nodded, and it seemed that this guy had more background than the gangsters.

"Who told you to get out of here?" The middle-aged man's voice was an octave higher, like a teacher who taught his students.

The pointed head pointed at Chen Ruxue and said, "It's her." ”

The middle-aged man looked at Chen Ruxue with half-squinted eyes, and said to the gangsters: "You just don't have the eyesight to see, a woman dares to be so horizontal, which means that the man standing behind her is definitely not simple, maybe there is something harder behind him." ”

A few thugs looked behind them in unison.

The middle-aged man glared at the gangsters and shouted, "What do you see? Damn, B, you can't grow a tail on the back of your ass. This sister told you to get out, so you should get out of here, what are you doing here? ”

A few thugs ran away, leaving only the middle-aged man and Liu Yan standing face to face.

The middle-aged man suddenly shouted at the big world of commerce and trade with a sharp voice: "Ximenqing, come out quickly, your reinforcements have arrived." ”

The middle-aged man's sharp voice is extremely explosive, and it sounds very uncomfortable, as if he was covered in that kind of fluffy wooden thorns.

After a while, a man came out of the world of commerce, in his thirties, tall, with a slightly hunched back, his head tilted to the right, his front teeth turned out, and he still had a nose facing the sky, which at first glance gave people the feeling that he had fallen from a tree and his face was scratched by the body of the tree.

Chen Ruxue shouted in her heart: Damn! This is Ximen Qing (Qing), why is this bird virtue? The head is twisted like a crooked gourd, and Ximen Qing is about the same, and Ximen blows the lamp.

Ximenqing hunched his waist, tilted his head, Huang Bula's front teeth were squeezing out, and shouted angrily at the middle-aged man's urn: "Wu Erlang, don't push people too much, rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry." ”

Chen Ruxue twisted her face, she didn't want to look at Ximenqing, she had an allergic reaction to an ugly-looking man, and she was upset when she saw a man with crooked melons and cracked dates.

Chen Ruxue's most embarrassing thing is that she was once nicknamed by Ma Ming's stinky boy, called Pan Jinlian, and now Ximen Qing and Wu Erlang are all together, if you add her, Pan Jinlian, wouldn't it be a scene of "Water Margin"?

The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, I am afraid that the second goods are not educated, Ma Ming's bastard, he can't give a nickname, but he named himself Pan Jinlian, and he was ashamed to say that the women in the world are not as beautiful as Chen Ruxue, so he can only be called Pan Jinlian.

, Is Pan Jinlian the most beautiful? Don't you kid know that there were four beauties in ancient China? The fat has Yang Yuhuan, the thin has Xi Shi, the sao has Diao Chan, and the stuffy Wang Zhaojun, you kid can put the old lady on whomever you want, why do you want to make a cold Pan Jinlian?

Especially now, look at the cold looks of Ximenqing and Wu Song in front of you, what kind of guy is a hammer! Grandma can't let the two of them get cheap.

Chen Ruxue was responding in her heart, and Wu Erlang's sharp voice was up again: "Damn!" Ximenqing, isn't this your Pan Jinlian here? There is also a beautiful general Hua Rong by his side, they must be here to support you. ”

Chen Ruxue was furious, her right leg kicked up all of a sudden, her foot was raised high above her head, and she shouted at Wu Erlang: "You *** open your eyes and see clearly, my aunt and grandmother are thirty-nine yards of big feet, not three-inch golden lotus." ”

Wu Erlang subconsciously took a few steps back, looked at Chen Ruxue's big feet raised to the top of his head in a daze, and after being confused for a while, he suddenly laughed again: "! It turns out that you are not Pan Jinlian, you are Ximenqing's second aunt! ”

Chen Ruxue slashed off her right leg, almost hitting Wu Erlang's nose, she stared at Wu Erlang with big eyes and shouted, "Grandma is not well today, right?" It was Pan Jinlian just now, and now she has become the second aunt of Bigfoot again, can you hope that your aunt and grandmother will be good? ”

Wu Erlang shrank for a moment, then scratched his head and said, "I don't mean to slander you, this Ximen Qing is too cold, I'm afraid that you will make Pan Jinlian suffer." ”

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