Life is the version of Liaozhai,

A bank card was placed in front of Zhou Fan, and there were two room books, Zhou Fan was stunned for a while, looked up at his uncle, frowned, and hoped to let him give you an idea.

But what Zhou Fang looked at was the people sitting opposite Hong Ling and his wife, their eyes widened one by one, looking at the house book in front of Zhou Fan, in Zhou Fang's opinion, it was greedy and covetous.

The happiest person is Hong Yu, so much money was given to Zhou Fan at once, presumably she should be satisfied! I don't think I will mention it about going back to my hometown!

"Daughter-in-law, as long as you agree to change your child's surname, these things are yours and your grandson's" Hong Yu's mother drank a cup of tea, looked at Zhou Fan confidently and said.

Changing your surname? What does a surname represent? Isn't it just one word? As for working so hard? This is clearly showing off to yourself.

"I don't want it, I have the house, I have the money, you don't need to do it at all"

As soon as Zhou Fan's words came out, Hong Yu's mother's face changed greatly, from the original smile to a momentary jaw-dropping, only in an instant.

"You're shameless, didn't you give birth to a son? Drag what? As long as my brother is willing, the woman who is willing to give birth to a child for him will be lined up from the door of the house to the Huangpu River"

With sharp teeth and a hint of complacency on her delicate face, Zhou Fang felt a little disgusting and wanted to vomit when she saw it in her eyes.

"Hong Ling, you shut up for me, you dare to say my woman, don't think that if you are my sister, I won't move you"

Coldly speaking, there was no emotion in his tone, he slowly walked to Zhou Fan's chair, pressed Zhou Fan's shoulders with both hands, gently pinched it and asked softly, "Why not?" Is it too little? ”

Zhou Fan shook his head, and said with a smile, "Money is something outside the body, life does not bring it to death, why do I need so much money?" I have food, I have clothes, I don't lack anything, it's enough to have my son by my side."

Shi Tianming's mouth opened wide, and he felt that Zhou Fan's brain was wrong, how could there be such a stupid woman in the world? I don't want to give money, and it's a huge amount of money, I don't have to worry about eating, drinking and having fun all my life, why haven't I met such a woman?

"My woman is really different, I said, she is the most special woman, and she always brings some unexpected surprises"

It's ironic, surprise refers to children! If they brought stars, would their mother and son still take such pains to find a lawyer and a fortune teller? Probably not!

There is also this fortune teller, who claims to be Master Zhishan, is a monk in a temple in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and is also an old friend of Hong Yu's mother, who is said to be a childhood friend who played together from childhood to adulthood.

Zhou Fan's birthday told him, flipped through a thick old book, as if he was looking for something in it, and he flipped through it quickly.

"Then you are sure you don't want any of this, this is a huge amount of money, and you will never earn it in your lifetime"

Hong Ling's expression was extremely excited, Zhou Fan felt that he didn't know her a little, or she had too much plastic surgery, and she shaved her face like the snake spirit in the gourd baby, she used to be gentle and virtuous, but now she feels more and more hideous.

Zhou Fan shook his head, stood up, looked at his son who had been playing with toys sitting on the sofa over there, smiled, turned his head to look at Hong Yu and said, "I really don't need money, the child's surname, I can't deserve it, I don't have that much ability"

"I know this, you can't change it, but I'm not in a hurry"

A pair of straight eyes looked at Zhou Fan, making her hairs stand up, and that look was almost like peeling herself off and doing it again on the bed.

The old lady was very unhappy, she didn't speak with a straight face, and wanted to reprimand Zhou Fan in person, but there were many people, especially Zhou Fang, on the one hand, he was his ex-son-in-law, and now he was Zhou Fan's elder uncle, although they were not related by blood, but their relationship was closer than that of a relative.

There is also the current son-in-law on the side, it's hard to speak, the son is also there, the grandson is also there, even Shixuan didn't leave, he sat on the sofa and looked at this side all the time, they were all people who cared about Zhou Fan, if he blamed Zhou Fan in person, he would only make himself isolated, and the gains outweighed the losses!

"Daughter-in-law, how old are your parents this year? Are there any highs or other physical diseases? ”

Didn't you say about the property issue? Why do you suddenly avoid the topic and mention your parents?

"They are very good, they are very healthy, my dad is sixty-nine this year, my mom is three years younger than my dad, and they help bring the children" Zhou Fan once again emphasized the importance of his parents, looked at his son, and glanced at Hong Yu again, knowing that he hated his parents very much, but Zhou Fan still had parents important in his heart.

Sure enough, his face sank, and he pointed at his son and said, "Look at what my son asked them to bring, what it looks like, holding a toy gun at my father, and robbing my wife with me, it's so infuriating"

After saying a word, the man in the pajamas next to him leaned back and closed his smile and almost fell on the table.

The corners of Zhou Fang's mouth rose, and he also smiled, stood up and walked to the moon, picked him up and asked, "Is your mother good-looking?" ”

The son nodded, and Zhou Fan smiled embarrassedly and listened to them continue to talk.

"Grandpa asked you something, do you have a girlfriend in kindergarten?"

The son actually nodded, put his arms around Zhou Fang's neck, leaned into his ear and muttered a few words, and then let go of Zhou Fang's neck and looked at Zhou Fan.

"He said yes, but when he grew up, he wanted to marry his mother as a daughter-in-law"

Zhou Fan covered his face, he didn't know what to say, his son was a child, he was unscrupulous, and he didn't have the same knowledge as him, but ......

"Bastard, your mother is my wife, I emphasize it again, if you dare to say it again, I will spank your ass" Hong Yu was really angry, pulling Zhou Fan and pointing at Zhou Fang and shouting loudly with his son.

Like an idiot, what does he know about the son, as for the tantrum?

"Alright, let's all come here!"

Zhou Fan listened to the local dialect that he didn't understand, and felt a bit like listening to a book from heaven, he was pulled by Hong Yu, walked to the sofa and sat down, and asked eagerly, "How is it?" ”

"You love people, your life is hard, you were born with a mother, the hour of birth is the hour of great evil, and there is a great calamity in your life"

The fat monk's words surprised everyone present, he didn't know Zhou Fan, and today was the first time they met, just by a date of birth, he had some truth in what he said.

"I'm asking about marriage"

Zhou Fan pushed Hong Yu, and hurriedly asked, "Do I have any other disasters in the future?" ”

The fat monk nodded, and said slowly, "Remember, don't go to high places, and try to avoid driving"

Going higher? Does it mean climbing a mountain or what? Avoid driving, I really don't like driving very much, especially cars.

"Hong with Zhou, God-given good fate, Zhou Yizhou, can float on the water, Hong, on behalf of water, your marriage is destined, both children and daughters, a happy story"

Nonsense, what Zhou Yizhou, two words, two meanings, nonsense!

"It's the same as what the fortune teller of the City God Temple said, God gives you good fate, and you have both children and daughters."

Hong Yule's mouth was cracked, he pulled Zhou Fan with one hand, kissed her the face, and emphasized again to Zhou Fan, saying "Both children and daughters"

Wrong, very wrong, obviously it is two sons and one daughter, how can it be that both children are complete?

That's not right! I and my uncle are both surnamed Zhou, and Hong Ling is also surnamed Hong, why did the two of them divorce?

Returning to his mother, his life is hard, could it be that his deceased parents died by himself? Obviously said that it was Kemu, but it didn't say Kefu! I have a stomach full of questions, and I think it's better to ask clearly.

"Master, you said that I was my mother, but I was sent away as soon as I was born, my mother is alive and well, but my adoptive parents also died when I was ten years old, you can't count it!"

Zhou Fang hugged the child on the side, nodded, and added a sentence "That's right"

"That's because you have always had noble people around you, according to the date and hour of your birth, you should be a boy, and you are also a successful person, but you are a girl, according to the ancient books, nine times out of ten is the reincarnation of the fox spirit, escaped the catastrophe, and was reincarnated as a human"

Hehe! The more he talks, the more outrageous it becomes, and the storylines in Liaozhai have been moved out, which is really an old monk who confuses the public.

"Vixen, my wife was a vixen in her previous life, so am I not a hard-working scholar? I'm poor jingle, you help me get famous, and then ......"

"Then you were the champion of high school, married the emperor's pearl, became a concubine, and became an ungrateful person"

Shi Tianming added, patted Hong Yu on the shoulder and said, "The fox spirit learned that you are an ungrateful villain, rushed into the palace, killed the Forbidden City overnight, and disemboweled you, eating your heart"

A group of boring people, really idle and have nothing to do, here nonsense, listening to the old monk's nonsense, it is not disgusting to pollute the ears.

"Master Zhishan, since you're here, I'll go back after lunch, and help my daughter calculate by the way"

Zhou Fan thinks that this Zhishan master is a charlatan, the monks don't eat fasting and chanting Buddha in the temple, meditate, chant scriptures, and run out to help people tell fortunes, doesn't the abbot in the temple care?

"Thank you then, can I order a dish?" The fat monk said with a smile to Hong Yu's mother.

"Don't say one dish, it doesn't matter if it's ten dishes"

Liar, but also pretending to be profound, not fun at all, look at his clothes, black cotton T-shirt, jeans underneath, casual shoes, shouldn't the monks in the temple wear monk's robes?

"Dongpo Meat"

If a monk doesn't eat meat, why does he still eat meat? 100 percent monks who do not abide by the precepts should be sent to the precepts institute and taught well.