I told them, but they looked at me in disbelief, not because they didn't believe me, on the contrary, they believed me and broke out in a cold sweat.

Because I'm gambling with my life, and it's very likely to lose. But I have to go, I have to find my way. It was almost a foolish way to determine whether Peng Lao Er was a partner who gave up his past suspicions and cooperated with us.

In fact, Peng Lao Er does have a big heart, no matter what the purpose, at least he will not hurt us now, and he sincerely wants to cooperate with us.

This time it was to save Yaoyao, and let the big guy work together, many people have died for my business, and I don't want to increase the number of deaths, especially for my business.

So, I have to be sure! With life!

The military advisor naturally understood what I meant to go alone, sighed, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "You don't have to do this!" ”

I grinned in response.

Kunka didn't give us much time for overseas Chinese, he called and told me to meet Peng Sanye at the processing plant at noon, and asked us to come to the processing plant quickly and make a necessary arrangement and deployment.

Brother Zhao and I rushed to the Pongsava Industrial Zone, and when we arrived, Kunka was arranging. What surprised me was that he wasn't ambushing anyone, but sweeping the floor and getting a few children to sprinkle water.

I even saw incense burners in the corners of the walls, lit with sandalwood, as if offering to the gods. In the center of the room, there are offerings, all kinds of melons, fruits, seasonal vegetables, chickens, ducks, fish and meat.

"You invite the gods?" I teased.

"That's right!" Kunka smiled: "It's to invite the gods!" ”

The immortal he said, we naturally know who it is, it must be Peng Sanye, who loves Huang Lao's art, known as Peng Shenxian. Kunka told us that the girl who knocked him unconscious made an appointment with Peng Sanye last night and came to the processing factory at noon today to meet.

What did he mean, I asked? Are you going to be Peng Sanye here? Kunka immediately shook his head, saying that Peng Sanye had many guards and cows, and it was very difficult to assassinate him, and the third master was vigilant by nature, but he was not as good as the second master, and he had to make careful arrangements for assassination.

"What's your arrangement?" I asked.

Kunka smiled and said, "Do what you like and win your trust!" ”

"Pretending to be a ghost?" I looked at the simple layout around me, Kunka wanted a few sandalwood sticks to capture the heart of the third master, it was really a bit ridiculous, his level could not even deceive the rural women in China, let alone the shrewd Peng Laosan.

"You're too amateurish, aren't you?" I said, "You can't fool anyone at all!" ”

"The level is limited!" Kunka grinned and said, "Could it be that you have a good move?" ”

"I didn't have a high recruitment!" I said lightly. Not really. Kunka immediately became very depressed, he knew that the third master loved Huang Lao's technique, and he also checked a lot of books on related aspects, and asked himself if he still knew a little bit about Huang Lao's technique.

But as soon as I said it, I lost my confidence. It's not that I'm poisonous, it's that he plays too low-level, and he is not even as good as the dancing gods in the village.

"But I'm a master!" As an alliance, I want to help the leader and introduce the military advisor to him.

The military advisor was inexplicable, looked at me and said, "What do you mean?" ”

"Flicker!" I said the most critical two words: "Fool Peng Laosan lame, you always have this bit of tongue, right?" ”

"Light rain! You have an idea that you can say in the past. The military advisor said: "But have you thought about it, Peng Sanye wants to kill you, how can he not know the people around you?" He estimated that even how old I was and what hobbies I had investigated clearly. ”

"So you have to put on makeup!" I said to the military advisor: "Get you a little sunglasses, put a mustache, and pretend to be blind, who can see it?" ”

Hearing this, the military advisor was also stunned, touched his beard, and pondered the feasibility of this matter.

We hurriedly prepared things and dressed up the military advisor, Kunka also specially found him a Tang costume, and Xiao Lei sponsored a crutch in friendship.

The military advisor looked at the crutches and said, "You can't use TNT, do you?" ”

Xiao Lei shook his head vigorously and said, "Of course not!" ”

Peng Laosan's security is strict, if there is a bomb in the crutches, he must find out as soon as possible, not only will he not be killed, but he will also be discovered, and the gains outweigh the losses.

"But I've hidden a lot of suicide bombs in there, and I can shoot them at the touch of a button!" Xiao Lei said with a strange smile.

I was sick when I heard the suicide bomb.

Before the military advisor could react, he said, "What? ”

"!" Xiao Lei explained.

The military advisor threw his crutches on the ground disgustingly, complaining that Xiao Lei was disgusting, why did he still make?

"It's coming!" Kunka, who was squatting outside, said: "Someone is coming! ”

I looked out and saw a convoy of dozens of vehicles, all armored vehicles, big guys, still reinforced and modified, looking like steel monsters.

Not only cars, but also three helicopter gunships in the sky, hovering over the processing plant. I looked up and thought that Peng Laosan would get off the helicopter, after all, the plane was safe.

But I watched it for a long time, except for the pilot and the large-caliber machine gun operator, no one looked like Peng Laosan, could it be that he was driving a helicopter? Didn't you hear he had this skill?

If he wants to be able to fly, it is estimated that Li Zhengwu would have transferred him to the helicopter team a long time ago, and he would not let him participate in the rainforest war, let alone praise him.

"Look?" Kunka stabbed me and said, "Look at the gods!" ”

"Immortals?" I followed his finger and looked for a long time before I found a touch of yellow in the steel monster-like convoy.

My jaw almost didn't drop, and in the team that combines steel and technology, there was a yellow sedan chair! That's right! It's the kind of sedan chair that the emperor sits in a costume TV series!

Four people carried, staggering, chattering, mixed in the ranks of armored vehicles, which greatly limited the speed of movement of the entire convoy.

There is no need to guess, the coquettish child must be Peng Sanye, Peng Shenxian.

"Immortals!" Xiao Lei didn't admire, but there was more of a mockery.

The convoy slowly drove in and lined up at the processing plant. Several people rushed out of the armored vehicle, fully armed, and holding some detection devices, scanning the surroundings, of course, the main search location was the factory.

The group searched for an hour, until we all yawned before we stopped. One of the leaders gestured to the armored convoy and the helicopter in an OK position, and the nervous guards gradually relaxed, and the machine gunners on the helicopter turned off the safety and stopped aiming at us.

After making sure that everything was safe, the sedan chair man carried Peng Laosan's son in front of us, and we were all secretly relieved, and said that it was over, this Peng Shenxian was really too big.

But we were all wrong, and it was far from over. The four palanquin drivers suddenly took out four things from their arms. They are: incense burner, suona, peach wood sword and rune paper!

As soon as the suona was in his mouth, a wow-like sound sounded, and then, the incense burner was lit, the peachwood sword was dancing, the rune paper was lit, and the flames were burning.

The one who burned the talisman paper seemed to be a leader, and he was still chanting words in his mouth, and he didn't know what the hell he was reading. But I'd rather believe that he was burned by the rune paper, blistered, and screamed in pain.

After waiting for another hour, the sandalwood burned out, the suona song was blown out, the peach wood sword was broken due to the random dance, the rune paper was burned, and it almost caused a fire, which was desperately extinguished by Kunka, and everything was over.

Peng Sanye can be regarded as coming out of the coquettish, Peng Sanye is making such a fuss, we all think that this immortal, even if he comes out in an emperor's costume, it is not too much.

Who knew that they were only wearing a black suit, a tie, and a neatly folded scarf in the left pocket, which was still pink.

And Peng Sanye has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, just like the little fresh meat on TV, an idol star, and he doesn't look like a god stick who is pretending to be a ghost at all.

This made us in a trance, as if we were acting just now, and this is just a director. But everything is revealed in his mouth.

"Who is this old gentleman?" Peng Sanye took three steps and two steps, held the hand of the military advisor, and kept shaking.

Who is the military advisor? is as wise as a demon, professional pretending to be a ghost, and you can play this one with every move. I saw the military advisor pinching his beard, cocking his orchid fingers, his nostrils facing the sky, a cold snort, and no more words.

This cold snort, don't talk about Peng Sanye, we are all stunned, why are we still arrogant? It's a snort?

"Ridiculous!" The military advisor said lightly: "Poor! Lamentable! Hateful! Then he sighed deeply and said, "What a pity! ”

We are even more confused, there is no reason why these words are used well!

Peng Sanye's face was straight, and he bowed and said, "Please make it clear!" ”

"Such horsemen," the military advisor pointed to the palanquin men, "I don't understand bullshit, isn't it ridiculous to mess around with some things and pretend to be weird?" Peng Sanye is a fairy among the immortals, with unparalleled wisdom and bravery, but he was deceived by such a puppet, isn't it pitiful? The third master admires my Huang Lao's skills, but there is no way to find it, isn't it sad? ”

The third master nodded slowly and said, "Mr. taught a lesson!" ”

"What do you mean ...... hateful and deplorable?" I interjected, with my brain twitching. ”

Hearing this, the military advisor's eyes widened, and he looked at me deadly, and I was stunned again, this look clearly meant to kill me.

Later, I learned that the military advisor was talking about a bald mouth, which means that he pretended to be too much, and the words were smooth, and he said it all, as for how to explain it, he hadn't figured it out yet.

However, a military advisor is a military advisor after all, and it only took a few seconds for him to come up with an explanation, and said lightly: "People all over the world regard my Qihuang technique as pretending to be a god and playing ghosts, isn't it hateful?" I didn't expect that thousands of miles away from my China, there would be such a fairy figure as Mr. Peng, isn't it a sigh? Isn't it a sigh? Isn't it a sigh? ”

The military advisor looked around us, his hands fluttered wildly, his voice became louder and louder, and he said three times in a row, just like a speech, demagogic and shocking.

Let Peng Laosan admire the five-body throw, and we all kneel to the ground, this braggart ability is definitely at the postdoctoral level.

Kunka was also convinced, so he simply applauded, and we, as my mother's family, naturally had to cheer and applaud. Peng Laosan also wanted to show it, raised his hand, and roared: "Shoot!" ”

Da-da-da-da!

We instinctively shrank our necks, and the bullets fired from armored vehicles and helicopters frantically, although they didn't hit us, but a single bullet casing fell from the sky, and they all hit our heads.

"Sir, please!" Peng Laosan said to the military teacher very respectfully.

The military advisor was also not polite, and walked in first, followed by Peng Laosan, and his escort team also followed. We were all squeezed to the back.

Kunka stabbed me and said, "Peng Laosan doesn't seem to recognize you!" ”

I nodded, probably! We all wore makeup, and we were still standing relatively far back, and he was marveling at the magic of the military advisor, so naturally he didn't pay much attention to us.

Peng Laosan was seated by the military advisor, chatting about Huang Lao's technique, the military advisor seemed to understand quite well, and the old man was stunned. After talking for a long time, Peng Laosan remembered what he was here for.

Said to Kunka: "Why did you ask Xiao Qi to ask me out?" Also, why hasn't Xiao Qi disappeared since he saw you? Where did you get her? ”

"I asked the third master to come, mainly because I wanted to ask the third master something." Kun Ka Dao.

"Say!" In the face of Kunka, the third master still showed the majesty of the superior.

"When will the third master hand over Tony to me!" Kunka said: "Didn't you say that after the matter of Lei Xie is over, you can let me take revenge?" ”

Peng Laosan looked at Kunka and said lightly: "Didn't Xiao Qi tell me?" ”

Kunka shook her head.

"Then I'll tell you, Tony is an absolute star now, even if I want to hand him over to you, the entire Peng family will not agree. The Peng family is not my third child alone, there are many clan elders and many brothers. Tony is our cash cow, you make everyone have no money, it's not appropriate, right? ”

Kunka sneered and didn't speak.

"If you can beat Tony, that's a different story, but we've given you a chance to play Tony fairly before, but what the result? You've failed miserably! ”

"Good!" Kunka nodded and said, "Okay! ”

"Where is Xiao Qi?" Peng Sanye seems to care more about the so-called Xiaoqi, that is, women.

"Seven girls, I've already sent someone to send them back." Kunka said: "It is estimated that I am bathing and changing clothes now, waiting for the third master to be lucky!" ”

"Hmm!" Peng Laosan nodded and said, "Not bad!" It's okay if you kid can do things. ”

"I have heard for a long time that the three masters are immortals, and there are groups of wives and concubines, enjoying the blessings of all people." Kunka said: "It's so envious under it! ”

"I envy you to marry too!" Peng Laosan no longer took a Li Kun card, but continued to talk with the military advisor. Although Kunka is also a character, he is a dog of the Peng family in the eyes of the third child after all, and he has no status.

Kunka didn't speak again, just sneered, this time the goal has basically been achieved, the military advisor has won Peng Laosan's trust, our next move, continue to gain trust, and then assassinate.

"Sir!" Peng Laosan said respectfully to the military advisor: "I wonder if you can pass on some secrets of the way of yin and yang?" ”

"Is it the way of yin and yang?" The military advisor touched his beard, looking unfathomable. I saw him pretending to be, holding back and not laughing, the military advisor is a famous old virgin in our bunch, with no children, no daughters, and no wives.

Listening to Brother Long, they said that the military advisor was not married when he was young, let alone a girlfriend, and asked him how to make up for it? To put it mildly, it is to ask the eunuch about the three hundred and sixty postures of sex!

However, a military advisor is a military advisor after all, and he was extremely confident: "The old man has a lot of experience in the art of yin and yang harvesting, and when he sees that you are destined, he will teach you the four-character truth!" ”

Peng Laosan's face was solemn, and he said, "Please give me advice!" ”

"Nine shallows and one deep!"