Chapter 46 Breaking into the King's Village
When everyone saw that they were actually very close, the fat man set off with a big gold tooth.
As a senior otaku, Lin Tang's legs are still weak at the moment, but he doesn't want to drag everyone's progress too much, so he can only grit his teeth and insist.
This month's salary of 6,000 is really not for nothing, and life is not easy.
The big gold tooth still refused to leave, and had to rest for a while.
The fat man is not happy, he is not used to the big gold tooth at all, he is about to leave when he picks up the equipment, Lao Hu is a person who has been a soldier, and he is most unaccustomed to the style of the big gold tooth that drags down the whole team, so he turns around and leaves.
Lin Tang persuaded the big golden tooth and said: "Master Jin, hurry up, don't get lost here for a while, maybe there are wolves on this mountain." ”
The big gold tooth lay on the ground, squinted his eyes, and said: "My big gold tooth is not frightened, it is better to have wolves, and we will fight tooth sacrifices at night." ”
Faced with the posture of the big golden tooth, a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, Lin Tang could only shake his head helplessly, and turned around to chase the fat man and Lao Hu.
The three of them walked for a while, and Lin Tang saw that the big gold tooth hadn't caught up yet, so he was a little worried, and asked, "Brother Hu, we won't have any problems if we put the big gold tooth there alone, right?" In case you run into a beast or something. ”
Lao Hu smiled: "It's okay, he is a shrewd person, he must have seen that this cemetery is in front of him, and he deliberately didn't want to go down to the ground to help." ”
Lin Tang suddenly realized, it turned out to be such a thing, no wonder this big gold tooth didn't even dare to look at the fat man's face this time, he had to lie there.
Looking at the fat man's sneering expression, it turned out that he was the only one who didn't see it.
It's so young, it's a waste of time to worry about him, this big gold tooth is really old, and he is calculating everywhere, so he really should meet a wolf.
Looking at Lin Tang's indignant expression, the fat man comforted: "It's okay, when we touch the baby, there is a time when he begs us." Actually, I have a way to get him to follow. ”
As soon as Lin Tang heard this, he hurriedly asked, "What can you do about the fat brother?" ”
The fat man smiled, looked at Lao Hu with a deep meaning, and said, "Do you remember how we were in the countryside when we were in the countryside?" ”
Lao Hu looked aware and said, "Remember." ”
The two of you made Lin Tang a little puzzled, and said, "You two don't play dumb riddles here, hurry up and say what the solution is." ”
Lao Hu smiled and said, "I'll show you once and you'll know." ”
As he spoke, his old hands formed into trumpets and put them to his mouth and "whined".
The fat man howled along.
It turned out that this was the case, Lin Tang also found it interesting, and then learned to howl wolf.
For a while, a wolf howl echoed in the valley, and those who didn't know thought that a wolf pack had come out to hunt and forage.
"Ahem." Lao Hu laughed and said, "I haven't learned wolf howling for a long time, I'm tired to death, I remember that you still thought of this idea at that time, I learned that it's called a like, the village has set up a wolf hunting team, patrolling all night." ”
The fat man took a sip of water and said, "Are you like?" It's like a night cat making a spring, I think Xiao Tang is more talented than you in this matter, and he is very imposing. ”
Lin Tang's face turned red, and he said modestly: "It's still like Brother Hu's name." ”
Sure enough, after a while, the big golden tooth followed from behind out of breath, shouting as he ran: "Oh, it's really easy for me to find, don't go, wait for me, there are wolves in this mountain." ”
Lin Tang saw that there was still some mud on the big gold tooth, and he must have fallen a lot when he ran for his life, so he felt a little funny when he made up this picture, and mocked: "Master Jin, aren't you afraid of wolves?" And give us a tooth sacrifice, I haven't eaten this wolf meat, what's the matter with the dirt on your body? Stomped? ”
I saw the big gold teeth beating his chest hard, just rolling all the way to crawl, and then he was choked by this Lin Tang, he couldn't get up in one breath, and he rolled his eyes in choked.
Lin Tang saw that the situation was wrong, so he hurriedly went up to help the big golden tooth beat his back, and after a while, the big golden tooth eased up.
Seeing that the big gold tooth eased up, Lin Tang also breathed a sigh of relief, if he was angry with himself, then he really didn't know what to say, so he said: "Master Jin, you won't kill yourself in two sentences, learn how good our fat brother is with a wide heart and a fat body, drink saliva quickly." “
Saying that, Lin Tang handed over his water cup, and the big gold tooth took the water cup, stroking his chest while drinking water. Said slowly: "My big golden tooth I was famous, and I almost lost my life." Didn't I hear the wolf howl and worry about the safety of a few of them? ”
The big gold tooth wanted to return the water cup to Lin Tang, Lin Tang glanced at the yellow tooth as if he hadn't brushed it for a year, and he spoke in a compulsive tone, and he didn't dare to accept it, and directly said that he wanted to give it to the big gold tooth, which was regarded as a return gift. The big gold tooth didn't think much of it, and happily put it in his bag.
Chuang Wang Zhai was in front of him, and a few people didn't care about sarcasm, so Lao Hu and the fat man drove the big gold tooth left and right, and ran all the way to Chuang Wang Zhai.
When they arrived at Chuang Wang Village, several people suddenly felt disappointed, that is, there was only one dilapidated temple, far less spacious than the courtyard of the big gold tooth, and the environment inside was even more dilapidated, the statue of Chuang Wang was left with only one leg, the paint had already fallen off, and the dust on the incense case was one inch thick, and everyone looked at this scene, and couldn't help but be disappointed.
The fat man walked around the temple a few times, but didn't find anything valuable, and said disappointedly: "Even my own village is so dilapidated, can you still expect any treasures in it, I don't see a show, take advantage of the heart to die early." ”
The big gold tooth touched his gold tooth and said: "This is not necessarily, I think there must be a heavy treasure in it, this Chuang Wang Zhai is to commemorate Li Zicheng, the leader of the peasant uprising at the end of the Ming Dynasty, but it is not Li Zicheng buried in this tomb." “
Lao Hu said: "I just think it's a little strange, isn't this a general's tomb?" How can it be repaired under the Chuang Wang Village. ”
As the big gold tooth talked, everyone understood the reason.
This Li Zicheng was the leader of the peasant uprising at the end of the Ming Dynasty, and he made a living by herding sheep since he was a child, and later followed the uprising of King Gao Yingxiang, because of his talent and bravery, he inherited the throne after Gao Yingxiang's death.
Later, he went all the way to Beijing to claim the emperor, and after less than 100 days as the emperor, he was exterminated by Dolgon's Eight Banners Army and Wu Sangui's troops outside the Shanhai Pass, and since then he has become a mystery.
Emperor Li Zicheng did not long but did a big thing, that is, in the capital to loot treasures and secretly transported back to his hometown, and then the Ming government sent people to look for several years but no news, the matter had to be closed.
As soon as he heard that there was a baby, the fat man was instantly full of fighting spirit again, and said excitedly: "You mean that Li Zicheng is buried in the ground, so what are you waiting for, hurry up, get promoted and make a fortune." ”
The big golden tooth said with a disdainful face: "It is said that it is the general's tomb, and it is Li Zicheng's confidant Yao Qing who is buried below, and he came here with treasures back then, and finally there is no hope of recovering the country, so he is buried in the tomb." ”
The treasure is in front of him, how can it be delayed, Lin Tang was also a little anxious, and said: "It doesn't matter whose tomb he is, the treasure is real." ”
The fat man echoed: "Xiao Tang's sentence simply speaks to my heart, so how to describe it." ”
Lin Tang added: "Lao Tie, it's heart-piercing. ”
The fat man clapped his hands and said: "Yes, yes, that's it, all the victories belong to the people, the fat man, I will go down to fight the local tyrants now, and let them spit out all the looted people's fat and people's cream." ”
Lao Hu stopped the impulsive fat man and suggested that everyone rest for a while, eat something and save up enough energy to go to the grave. After all, it is inevitable that construction will start in a while.
The big gold tooth can't be counted on, Lin Tang looks at the thin skin and tender meat, it is estimated that he can't exert much strength, and he can only count on himself and the fat man, and he may not have the strength to work if he doesn't have some cushions.
The fat man's favorite thing in his life is money and food, money is also for better eating, people take food as the day, and there is nothing wrong with filling their stomachs at any time, but these days are gnawing dry food and drinking white water, which makes people a little unbearable.
At this moment, Lin Tang suddenly took out several packets of self-heating instant noodles, hot pot and spicy hot noodles from his bag, and everyone was dumbfounded.
Lao Hu had never seen such a thing, so he picked up a pack of instant noodles and said, "Xiao Tang, what is this?" Food? ”
Lin Tang replied: "The self-heating instant noodles can be eaten hot at any time as long as there is water." ”
After that, the hands and feet soaked the noodles neatly, and after a while, the fragrant hot pot, spicy hot pot and instant noodles were ready, the fragrance was overflowing, and the greedy people drooled.
The fat man was the first to eat it, and praised while eating: "This thing is good, Xiao Tang, why didn't you take it out earlier, are you going to keep it for yourself and eat it alone." ”
Lin Tang said wrongly: "Fat brother is wronging the little brother when he says this, when have you seen me not eating dry food with you in the past few days?" ”
Big Golden Tooth took a bite of the hot balls and said: "My Big Golden Tooth is also knowledgeable, I have seen the grilled steak of the American Emperor and the rice ball of the little devil, but I have never even heard of this food that can be cooked in cold water, Master Lin is really hand-eyed." ”
Nonsense, it's not invented yet, how could you have heard of it.
Lao Hu also praised: "When I was fighting in Vietnam, I heard that the U.S. military has food that can be heated automatically, but I didn't expect to see it here, it's really strange." ”
The crowd talked happily and teased each other, as if they were on a wild outing, but it didn't look like they had come to rob a tomb.
Just as everyone was having their best eating, a dark shadow flashed outside the door.
Lao Hu suddenly quieted down, made a silent gesture, pulled Lin Tang to pick up his equipment and hide behind the door, the fat man held a big gold tooth in his left hand and hid aside with the equipment in his right hand.
After a long while, the black shadow did not appear again, and Lin Tang said, "Could it be some pheasant or hare?" ”
While Lin Tang was speaking, an old man in ragged clothes slowly entered the temple with a crutch, picked up the bowl of instant noodles that the big gold tooth had just eaten, and ate it, and after a while, he even drank the soup cleanly, and stretched out his poisonous claws to the fat man's bowl.
No one cares about the instant noodles of the big gold tooth, but it is not so easy to move the fat man's noodles, and the fat man can't sit still when he sees that his instant noodles are not guaranteed, and he doesn't care how weird the old man who comes out of the mountains and wilderness is.
Fei jumped out from behind the door and shouted, "Demon woman, don't touch your fat man's face." ”