039: You're a double eyelid cutter!
If the eyes can kill, Yuan Bao feels that he has been cut by He Dongfeng with a thousand knives.
She tugged at his sleeve to wipe his saliva, while carefully observing his body's reaction, "The east wind is good, you see." β
She pointed at the little red dot on He Dongfeng's chest and snickered, "It's hard." β
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The ingots stuck to him like a boneless strip of meat. Naturally, she also felt that he was different elsewhere, she turned sideways, her little white hand fell on the waistband of his pants, and she smiled like a little goblin, "Dongfeng Xianggong, it's hard here." β
"......" He wordlessly pushed the ingots away, took her wrist and walked towards her own hospital room.
"Xianggong, your face is so red."
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"Xianggong, are you shy? You don't have to be shy, the two of us have already been husband and wife, have you forgotten? You see you're more shy than me, you can be called cheap and good, you know? Even if there are any sparks between the two of us, it will be my loss, you relax. Take advantage of it, I won't resist. β
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Only now did he realize that he was not marrying an innocent little angel, but a brazen female hooligan.
Back in the ward, He Dongfeng closed the door, pressed her against the door panel, and taught her seriously, "You must always remember that you are a girl, and before you speak, weigh the thickness of your face." β
"You know the thickness of your skin best, you just pinched it for so long."
Dongfeng gently raised his chin, pointed to her hospital bed, and said indifferently, "Go to sleep, and let me find out that you are not in the ward." Don't even think about going to sleep in the bedroom, I'll make you a permanent bed in the bathroom. β
"Those who know the times are Junjie, please call me Yuan Junjie." She kicked all the way to the bed, obediently covered herself with the quilt, and turned off the lights by the way.
He Dongfeng stood in the dark for a moment before returning to the bed, taking off his clothes and lying down.
"Xianggong, can you sleep with me in your arms?"
"Are you three years old? You need someone to hold you when you sleep. β
"Okay." She was silent and stopped talking.
Accustomed to the dim eyes in the room, he could finally see everything in the ward clearly, He Dongfeng turned over with the quilt, facing the window, looking at the white moonlight.
Is he really only responsible for ingots? If there is not only responsibility, then his feelings for He Nanyu for so many years have become a joke?
In fact. His feelings for He Nanyu are already a joke, and he has become a joke from the moment she intersects with Bai Yuming.
Ingot was just one of the most unexpected surprises in his life. He was not ready to accept such a person with a very different personality from himself into his life, so life was messed up into a pot of porridge by her, and she had a reason for getting close to him that he couldn't refuse, so his heart would also be messed up into a pot of porridge by her.
His originally peaceful life was like water, but because of ingots, it became a pot of sticky and messy porridge.
There are so many bad habits and bad things about her that he can't bear it, but once he endures it, he finds that it doesn't seem to be so terrible and uncomfortable.
He was an overly indifferent person, so indifferent that even he felt very ruthless, but when he saw Yuan Bao being bullied by Qin Zhen, he would get angry. Seeing that Yuan Bao was injured and embarrassed, he would hate her for not fighting, Yuan Bao was sick and no longer jumping around, he would feel distressed and blame himself, he seemed to want to see Yuan Bao hating and angry, at least that kind of Yuanbao, he didn't need to worry, he just needed to be relieved.
Just as he was thinking about it, the mattress behind him suddenly collapsed, and then Yuan Bao shook its head and tail like a large dog that spread its rope and pounced on him, pressing him tightly.
"The east wind is good! Let's chat. β
He Dongfeng pushed her down with a lack of interest, "I'm sleepy." β
"Are you frigid?" She asked endlessly, "Your little wife is like a flower, a jade child, with big breasts and a buttocks, lying next to you to chat with you, can you be sleepy?" It's incredible, I'm going to take you to the doctor. β
"I'm a doctor."
"You're a double eyelid cutter!"
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Yuan Bao propped up his body and looked at him, "But judging from your physical reaction just now, you still don't need to see a doctor for the time being." β
"Don't talk, sleep." He closed his eyes, not wanting to pay attention to her anymore.
Yuan Bao didn't give up, his little hand seemed to be sketching back and forth on his collarbone, clearly teasing him, "Dongfeng Xianggong, can I ask why you have a physiological reaction and still endure it?" I think I'm the type of person who can feel sexually uncontrollable, are you immune to me? β
He didn't speak, she kept teasing him, her mischievous fingers slipping from the collarbone to the ribs, and it looked like she was about to reach the hip bone.
He pressed Yuanbao's unruly little hand and replied lightly, "The physiological reaction is uncontrollable, and it will not be aimed at a certain person, under the appropriate temptation, if I don't react, I should see a doctor, psychologically, I don't want to touch you." β
"Why? We are husband and wife, legal and licensed, and we can't sweep the two of us when we go out to open a house and sweep pornography. "Go up and look for my brother.
He suddenly didn't know how to explain his weird logic to Yuanbao, Yuanbao kept staring at him with bright eyes, and he didn't wait for his answer to swear not to give up, he was silent for a long time before he slowly spoke, "Sex should be based on love, sex for the sake of sex, not human behavior, even if you are my wife, you should not become a tool for me to vent my sexual desire." β
Yuan Bao just wanted to joke and tease him, but she didn't expect him to answer this question so seriously and give her a surprising answer.
He Dongfeng and her are two completely different people, she is a layman among all living beings, the world she comes into contact with never intersects with him, the human suffering she has seen in the world is something he has never seen and experienced, he has the best family, the best education, he can not be disturbed by anyone or anything in his heart of the pure life, this is not stereotype and hypocrisy, it is a beautiful pure land he guards for love.
His words made her extremely inferior.
"Do you love me?" She asked.
"I don't love it yet." He answered honestly.
"You're going to fall in love with me later."
"That's for the best."
"Will you try to love me?"
"I do."
Yuan Bao lay on his shoulder softly, leaned against his shoulder and whispered, "Some people say that people will meet 29.2 million people in their lifetime, and the probability of two people falling in love with each other is 0.000049, so I don't blame you if you don't love me." Such a good one, you are willing to try to love such an ordinary me, in addition to not being blamed, I also want to thank God, which makes me feel very lucky, the luckiest in the universe. β
He Dongfeng held the palm of the ingot, resting on his chest, her hand was slightly cold, his chest was very warm, the chest that was warmed by her should warm her hands, he had to admit that the mouth of the ingots was very sweet.
"You shouldn't thank God, you should thank me." He said.
Yuan Bao nodded, thinking, my lifelong culture has been spent chasing my husband.
***
The next afternoon, Yuan Bao was allowed to be discharged from the hospital, and she happily changed her clothes, looking less like being discharged from the hospital and more like being released from prison.
Her lobster was still alive, and He Dongfeng specially asked the driver at home to come and move the tank back with the lobster.
When passing by the nurses' station, Yuan Bao deliberately slapped He Dongfeng's buttocks, and said to the two little nurses with eyebrows, "This baby!" β
He Dongfeng thought she was dishonest, so he picked him up and strode away, and when she reached out to touch his ass again, she would get her ass slapped by him, so she could only accept her fate and be honest.
The villa group where the He family is located is in the middle of the mountain, and the foot of the mountain is the most prosperous area in the city, which is a quiet place in the middle of the noise, cool in summer and cool in winter, the car just drove on the winding mountain road, and the ingots put down the window and smelled the aroma of the earth among the trees.
"A lot of girls want to be clouds, but I want to be dirt." They were the only cars on the road, and she put her palms into the wind like a child, "I think everything I have has been carefully cultivated by me, grown out of my body, they will never be separated from me, and the longer it passes, the deeper and inseparable those roots will be in my body." This is where the dirt is better than the clouds, and no matter how beautiful the clouds are, they will disperse when the wind blows. β
She was about to receive the baptism of his praise, when He Dongfeng ordered her very unpleasantly, "Either take care of your hair or your car window, it always floats on my face." β
"Okay Xianggong."
On the lawn of the He family's villa, Yuan Bao looked at the three-story western-style building in front of him, and actually had a feeling of returning to his hometown, "I, Yuan Hansan, are back again!" β
She is most concerned about her flowers and plants, although the flowering period is coming to an end, but everyone is still very competitive to bloom beautifully, she is very pleased.
But......
"Tingting, where's my meat?"
Tingting looked at her in embarrassment, "Little young grandmother, your meaty ...... I was kicked over by my grandmother ......"
"Uncle can endure it, aunt can endure it, and grandma can't bear it!" She rushed into the house in a hurry, ready to find Qin Zhen to fight a beautiful fight, she is now as strong as a calf, and she will be killed by her!
However, she didn't find Qin Zhen, only saw her eldest brother He Dongyi holding a candy box and feasting.
"Your wife kicked over my meat!" Yuan Bao pinched his waist angrily.
He Dongyi pinched a piece of gummy candy and stuffed it into Yuanbao's mouth, patting her little head comfortingly, "Just compensate you, let people buy it in a while, and report my account." He paused as he chewed the candy, frowned and asked, "But what is meat?" β
Yuan Bao snatched his candy from him, and his face turned red with anger, "This jumping, soft and good-looking candy is obviously for a girl like me, I'll help you eat it." β
The candy was brought back to him by a friend from Saudi Arabia, and he liked it very much, so it was very unpleasant to be snatched away by the ingot, but he couldn't snatch it out of the little girl's hand anymore.
Yuan Bao went upstairs with a sugar box, the driver came in with the water tank from the outside, He Dongyi leaned over to take a look, "It's not small, Tingting, it's steamed at night." β
The driver smiled awkwardly, "Young Master, you can't eat this, if you want to eat it, I'll take Chen's mother to the seafood market to buy new ones later." β
He Dongyi raised his eyebrows, and three big words of unhappiness clearly appeared in a pair of peach blossoms, "Can't eat?" What's wrong? Poisonous? Do you still bring poisonous things home? β
"No, the eldest young master, this lobster was not bought and eaten, this is the pet of the little young grandmother."
"it." He was extremely unhappy with his pockets, "It's not that a family doesn't enter a door...... What's wrong with this little couple, they are willing to raise food as pets, it was stupid enough to raise rabbits in Dongfeng before, and this is another lobster, I will buy two cabbages for them, and let them go to the street hand in hand? Childish is not naΓ―ve. Give me steam, steam, steam. β
"Okay, young master." The driver has lived with the He family for a long time, and he knows the character of the family too well, so he can't help but laugh and carry the water tank away.
This lobster is by no means an ordinary lobster, this is the lobster that He Dongfeng gave to Yuanbao, a lobster that brings each other's hearts closer, and it has been steamed, and it has been steamed, which is undoubtedly bad news for Yuanbao.
"Bandits! A pair of bandits! A broken flower pot and a steamed lobster are simply a cancer that affects family harmony! Yuan Bao stuffed three candies into his mouth in one go, and his mouth was deformed, "Originally, I wanted to leave two pieces for him, but now, I plan to eat even the box!" β
He Dongfeng hadn't taken care of ingots since he entered the house, and he finally had the opportunity to take a comfortable bath, change into clean and refreshing clothes, and deal with his appearance, so he naturally had to hurry up.
No matter how advanced the ward is, it is not suitable for him who has a habit of cleanliness.
"Xianggong, your eldest brother is so domineering, didn't you quarrel when you were young?"
He Dongfeng wiped his hair while looking for socks, "When we didn't have a common childhood, he was much older than me, and for me, the eldest brother was like a father, especially after my parents died." β
"Will he bully you?"
"Yes."
"Will you beat him?"
"No, it won't."
Yuan Bao walked around to him and asked, "Why, are you a soft bun?" Doesn't it mean that the younger brother is more domineering in the family? β
He Dongfeng exhaled impatiently, "Because he is my brother, even if he bullies me, he loves me, and he only allows him to bully me alone, and it is absolutely not okay for others to bully me, he is domineering by nature, and I am too lazy to care, I can let him do many things." β
"Did you bully him, then?"
"Hmm."
He put on his socks and was about to go downstairs to eat, Yuan Bao threw down the sugar box and joined him, "Why did you bully him?" Did you eat his dog? β
"If he had a dog, he must have slaughtered it himself and eaten it first." His eldest brother hates all animals, from the small ladybug to the dinosaur, "I used to let him carry me, if this is bullying." β
He Dongyi has sat down at the dining table, he always looks casual and lazy, but whenever there is something to support beside him, he will not sit upright, he leaned on the armrest and clubbed his chin with his fingers, and said, "The fourth cousin has a birthday today and has a room in the nightclub, will you go?" β
"Go!" Ingot responded quickly and positively.
He Dongfeng glanced at her silently and did not veto.
"Tingting, go and call Qin Zhen and Nan Yu to eat, housewives one by one, they have nothing to do at home every day and they have to be urged to serve on the table, they should really behave well."
Those two are not only housewives, but also two housewives with ideological problems! Ingot belly slander.
She closed her eyes and folded her hands, and there were words in her mouth, and she was stunned when she saw Dongfeng Dongyi, He Dongyi asked, "What are you doing?" β
Yuan Bao opened one eye to look at him and snorted, "Thanks to you, give me a pet over." β