"That's it! All right! Seeing that everyone was patronizing and laughing, Fang Ling'er immediately spoke: "Now let's start telling jokes, don't laugh!" He looked at Imasaka and said, "Quick, let's start telling your bad jokes!" ”

"Good!"

"En......" He thought about it, and with a flash of inspiration, he immediately spoke: "There is such a cold joke, saying that it is...... One night it snowed heavily, and the next day, the girl went downstairs to drive, and found that the car window was gone, and the car was still full of snow, so she was very angry to find the property, and told the property that someone had smashed her car window! Then the property came, looked at his car, and said a very cold word - girl, can you roll up the window next time? ”

"Haha!" Fang Ling'er originally wanted to endure it, but the more she thought about it, the more funny she felt, and she looked at Jing Zhong Zheng and said, "Your cold joke is really not particularly cold, but ...... It's funny! Ha ha! ”

Zuo Fei felt that this joke was okay, so he didn't laugh, but through the joke that Jing Zhongzheng told, he knew how deep and shallow Jing Zhongzheng's joke telling skills were, and he thought about what kind of joke he should tell to make Fang Ling'er laugh, not only to make Fang Ling'er laugh, but also to make Jing Zhongzheng and Gu Xingzhi laugh.

Seeing Fang Ling'er laughing, Jing Zhongzheng was very happy, looked at Fang Ling'er and said, "You also think this joke is getting funnier the more you think about it, don't you?" ”

"yes!"

"You're like me, after you first heard this joke, you went through this joke in your head several times, and the more you think about it, the more funny it becomes!"

"I think it's okay!" Gu Xingzhi, who was in the driver's seat, said: "I think this joke is very ordinary, and now I am already looking forward to what kind of joke Zuo Fei will tell!" ”

Listening to his words, Inakamasa said unhappily, "You can't be serious on purpose, do you?" Clearly my joke is funny! ”

"Let me prove that Gu Xingzhi definitely didn't mean not to laugh!" Zuo Fei said at the right time: "Because I also don't think your joke is particularly funny." ”

Jing Zhongzheng looked at the two of them with his hands on his chest, and said in a scoundrel's way: "That's good...... Ok, good, good! Since you're not laughing, I can't help it, Zuo Fei, since you said that, it means that you have a funnier joke, right? Well, I'll listen to it and see if your jokes make me laugh! ”

"Good! I've been preparing for a long time, and now I'm ready to give it a try! ”

"Good, good!" Fang Ling'er applauded excitedly: "Fly to the left!" Come on! ”

"Don't be impatient!"

Fang Ling'er immediately fell silent, and the car suddenly fell silent, as if this silence was just to welcome Zuo Fei's next words.

"The joke goes like this. Once upon a time, there was an island where many animals were about to be submerged, and all the animals jumped onto the only boat on the island. But because there are so many small animals, it is overloaded. At this time, the head of the animal village said that if the joke told by the animal told the joke made all the animals laugh, he could stay, and if he told a joke that one of the small animals did not laugh, then the animal telling the joke would be thrown off the boat. ”

All the animals thought it was fair and agreed. The first to tell the joke was the lion, and the lion tried to tell a very funny joke, and all the animals laughed, but the little pig did not. Unfortunately, the lion was thrown overboard. The second joke was told by the ferocious cheetah, who also struggled to tell a very funny joke, and all the animals laughed, but the little pig did not! It's a pity that this cheetah was also thrown overboard. The third animal to tell the joke was the tiger, and the tiger told a very funny joke, and all the animals laughed, and again the little pig did not laugh, and alas, the tiger was also thrown out of the boat. ”

But at this time, the little pig laughed "haha", and his stomach hurt from laughter, and he immediately shouted while holding his aching stomach: The joke told by the lion is so funny! Hahahaha! ”

The atmosphere in the car froze for a second after Zuo Fei finished telling the joke, and the next second, there was a burst of laughter in the car.

"Hahaha!"

"Haha!"

"Oh my God! It's so much fun! Fang Ling'er's tears flowed out of her laughter: "Why is this joke so funny, the little pig is really ...... It's so funny! Oh, my God! The piglet's reaction was also too slow, causing the previous animals to be thrown down! It's so funny! ”

Zuo Fei's joke made everyone in the car laugh, and at this time, Jing Zhongzheng had to admit defeat and said: "Okay, I lost, I myself was amused by Zuo Fei's joke, it's really ...... Bow down! ”

Fang Ling'er saw that Jing Zhongzheng had admitted defeat, and immediately said, "Then after getting out of the car later, the task of buying lollipops will be handed over to you!" ”

"No problem!" Inoaka is full of promises.

Fang Ling'er looked at Zuo Fei curiously and asked, "I'm so curious, where did you hear this joke, it's so funny!" ”

"When I was in middle school, there was a joke contest in my class, and for this contest I went through the joke book and told the funny jokes on it to my family, and finally decided to use this joke to compete, and just like that, I won the joke competition championship in our class with this joke!"

"Wow! Is it so powerful? ”

"yes!" Zuo Fei thought about it very seriously, and then said: "If I remember correctly, the reward given at that time was...... Three hundred dollars! ”

"The prize for a joke contest is three hundred, the teacher in your class is so open-minded!"

"Well, it's true, after I won the award, I invited everyone in the class to eat a lollipop! I still remember this very well, and I think it's very interesting to think about it now! ”

"It's interesting!"

Gu Xingzhi saw the place and drove the car towards the garage, because the car suddenly darkened, and the three of them immediately looked towards the front of the car, and only then did they realize that the car had entered the garage.

Fang Ling'er immediately looked at Gu Xingzhi in the driver's seat and said, "Is it almost there?" ”

"It's already here, I'll put the car down, let's get off!"

"Okay!"

"It's here! We talked and laughed along the way, but I didn't expect it to be so fast! ”

Zuo Fei glanced at Jing Zhongzheng beside him with a smile and said, "That means that you are not hungry, so you feel that time flies!" ”

"What? Are you hungry? ”

Zuo Fei said unceremoniously: "I was hungry when I went out!" ”

"Haha!" Seeing Zuo Fei's embarrassed face, Jing Zhongzheng immediately laughed: "Isn't this coming!" ”

After getting out of the car, they went directly to Duyan Zhai, before that, Jing Zhongzheng bought lollipops, because Zuo Fei and Gu Xingzhi didn't eat them, so the lollipops were all given to Fang Ling'er in the end, and when she received the lollipops, she couldn't stop smiling.

After finding a private room in Duyan Zhai, he immediately ordered the bottom of the pot and several dishes. The meal went smoothly, and what made Gu Xingzhi happy was that during this period, Zuo Fei and Jing Zhongzheng didn't make any trouble!

Jing Zhong was looking at Fang Ling'er who was eating, and immediately put a piece of mutton in the hot pot and put it on Fang Ling'er's plate, and said to her gently: "Ling'er, mutton is good for the body, you should eat more now." ”

Fang Ling'er looked at him and smiled: "I didn't expect you to be so careful and know this!" ”

"I didn't know before, but later, because I knew that you had a car accident, I looked up the food on the computer about the food that nourishes the body, and I found mutton. I haven't had a chance to tell you before, but I can tell you about it today. ”

"Bothering you!"

Seeing this, how could Gu Xingzhi and Zuo Fei fall behind the well, Zuo Fei immediately sandwiched a piece of beef to Fang Ling'er, and said: "Beef is also good for the body, it is very good to eat it, eat more beef and have strength, Ling'er, eat some beef!" ”

Fang Ling'er smiled and said, "Thank you!" ”

Gu Xingzhi was originally going to sandwich beef for Fang Ling'er, but he was a step late, looking at the dishes on the table, he didn't know what to put for her. Jing Zhongzheng and Zuo Fei glanced at each other, and there was something-for-tat in their calm eyes, but at this time, putting aside their-for-tat, what made them want to snicker was that Gu Xingzhi didn't know how to behave to Fang Ling'er at this time, this was what made the two happy!

Seeing that there was no way, Gu Xingzhi put a bowl of soup in front of Fang Ling'er for her, and gently advised: "After eating so much meat, I must be very tired, drink this bowl of soup while it is hot later." ”

Zuo Fei and Jing Zhongzheng despised him at the same time.

Fang Ling'er really picked up the soup that Gu Xingzhi put in front of her, slowly put it into her mouth, her calm eyes overflowed with brilliance, and after putting down the soup bowl in her hand, she looked at Gu Xingzhi: "This soup is really delicious, is it mushroom soup?" ”

He was also very happy to see that she liked it so much, and immediately responded with a smile: "Yes! It's mushroom soup, in addition to liking French food, you also like mushroom soup very much, especially this mushroom soup, so every time we come, the mandarin duck pot will order mushroom soup. ”

"Okay, you're so hearty! I remember so many of my previous preferences! ”

He smiled softly and said as a matter of course: "I am your husband, so I will naturally remember your preferences!" ”

The faces of Jing Zhongzheng and Zuo Fei on the side were already dark, Zuo Fei thought about it, and immediately filled himself with a bowl of mushroom soup, and after tasting it, he immediately exclaimed: "Really, Fang Ling'er, this soup is really delicious!" ”

"Right!" Fang Ling'er immediately picked up the conversation with Zuo Fei, and said to him with a smile: "It seems that you have the same taste as mine, and you also like mushroom soup very much!" ”

"Yes! Not really! I didn't expect the mushroom soup to be so delicious, I didn't drink the mushroom soup before, I only drank the three fresh soups, this is the first time I drank the mushroom soup, I didn't expect it...... This one tastes so beautiful! ”

Jing Zhongzheng and Gu Xingzhi could both see that this Zuo Fei deliberately exaggerated to Fang Ling'er in order to attract Ling'er's attention to him. Jingzhong was left out in the cold for a long time, and he was already unhappy, but Zuo Fei had already used the trick of drinking mushroom soup, and if he used it, it would be really ...... Not very new.

His mind was spinning rapidly, and he suddenly thought of a way, and immediately pressed the position of his temples with his hand, with a painful look on his face, and said, "Ouch! ”

He groaned, causing Fang Ling'er, Zuo Fei and Gu Xingyi to look at him together, Fang Ling'er sat closer to him, and immediately looked at him and said with concern: "Jing Zhongzheng, what's wrong with you?" ”

When he saw Fang Ling'er coming to care about him, he smiled proudly in his heart, pressed his forehead and frowned uncomfortably: "I don't know, maybe I drank too much wine before, and accidentally crashed into Gu Xingzhi's car, I didn't feel anything at the time, I don't know why my head suddenly hurts at this time, it's very uncomfortable!" ”

"Headache?" She immediately stood up, walked up to him, looked at his face, and said, "You tell me clearly, is it a headache, or a sore temple!" ”

Fang Ling'er asked so carefully, he had to answer carefully: "En...... It's probably the temples, I just think...... Suddenly, my temples began to hurt, and it hurt for a while, ouch! It's really uncomfortable! ”

"Temples...... Fang Ling'er frowned and thought for a while, and said, "Then I'll help you rub your temples, just rub it!" ”

Zuo Fei and Gu Xingyi listened to Fang Ling'er's words, and immediately stepped forward, one grabbed Jing Zhongzheng's shoulder, and the other grabbed Jing Zhongzheng's arm, and the two of them said in unison: "Ling'er, let me come!" ”

Fang Ling'er looked at the two of them puzzled, and the two of them looked at each other a little embarrassed.

"You ...... Do you both massage your temples too? ”

"Of course!" The two of them spoke in unison.