When women go crazy, they all have a problem, that is, they like to scratch people's faces.

No matter how ugly and handsome a man is, he also has a problem, that is, he doesn't like to be scratched on his face.

A handsome man has to count on this face to pick up girls.

An ugly-looking man - his parents are already very sorry for him, and if he is caught by a woman again, wouldn't it be even more miserable?

Li Nannan is definitely the former.

When Ham screamed and pounced, he instinctively wanted to raise his foot and stomp out.

But as soon as her right foot was raised, she sighed low in her heart, her figure flashed, she dodged the woman's desperate pounce, and raised her hand to push her back, letting her see what it means to "four or two thousand catties".

With a pop, Ham fell face down face down again.

But the woman went mad, and immediately jumped up, like a tigress, and turned back and screamed again and pounced.

Li Nannan dodged again, and pushed again.

Ham is another dog to eat.

After repeating this, the woman finally realized that there was a huge disparity in force between the two, and he had no intention of being rude, and after turning over and sitting up, she slapped her thighs with both hands, raised her head and cried.

Li Nannan was a little confused.

When he was a child, when he was 800 years old, he once watched the village chief and his family fight.

After the village chief's wife was beaten, she sat on the ground like this, patted her thighs, and cried as if singing: "Inhuman bastards." I have dedicated all my youth to you, giving birth to children for you, washing and cooking, working hard and complaining, doing all kinds of postures at will, I would rather choke to death than vomit - I don't live anymore. God, thunder and kill this bastard. ”

Every time this happens, the old thing of the village chief will be red-faced, and he will want to burrow his head into the crotch of his pants, where can he care about beating her again?

Naturally, he scolded angrily, hugged her from behind, and dragged her home.

Then, the village chief's wife naturally backhanded and scratched the man's face with one hand.

This is a method that only old ladies in the countryside will use, but Li Nannan did not expect that the world's notorious trafficking leader would also use this hand.

Listen, listen to what this stinky woman is crying about?

What Li Nanfang, Li Nannan, you damn 10,000 times bastard, riding on me like digging a well for most of the night, your hips have been broken by you, and when you walk, you are all outside the figure, and you have bred the seeds of sin, but you are like this to me, are you still a person?

Fortunately, this is on a small desert island, except for the Yang demon hiding in the thatched house, and the white peony sitting in a daze in the distance, there is no third melon-eating crowd, which can be regarded as saving some face for Li Nannan.

But I can't keep crying like this.

The more this stinky woman talked, the more obscene the content became, so that Li Nannan, a standard hooligan, wanted to crash to death on the reef after hearing it.

"Alright, stop howling!"

When Ham howled out that if he gave birth to a son, he would instigate him to be a bustard, and if he gave birth to a daughter, he would tattoo the words "daughter of Huaxia Li Nannan" on her buttocks, and go to the red light district to do business, Boss Li completely collapsed and rushed over to reach out to cover her mouth.

But he felt a dark shadow attack in front of him, and then there was a fierce wind, rushing towards the most vulnerable parts below him.

"Ah, be careful!"

When Ai Weier's warning sound was still spreading in the air, Li Nannan had quickly flipped on his side.

In time, he dodged a piece of yellow sand scattered by Ham, and kicked the flirtatious kick.

This woman, worthy of being the leader of human traffickers, was abused by Li Nannan to the point of almost collapse, but she could still use all the opportunities she could use to wait for the opportunity to fight back.

After Li Nannan turned over and got up, he was furious, and was about to pounce again and strangle this shameless person to death, but when he saw her, he began to use his fists and smash her own stomach, shouting that he would beat that evil seed out, so as not to defile the sacred hotbed that she had originally left to God.

Li Nannan was confused again.

No matter how witty and decisive a man is, there are not many ways to deal with a woman's sprinkling.

Beat her up again?

You can't really kill her, after all, she's pregnant with his child.

To persuade her?

Don't be funny, who knows what this woman will do next.

Regardless of her?

No, what if you really want to beat the child?

Li Nannan worked hard for most of the night, and the seeds he had sown with great difficulty were not in vain?

Just when Li Nannan was facing Ham's sprinkling and had nothing to do, Ai Weier ran over in time and pulled him like a coconut grove: "Leave her alone." The more you manage her, the more energetic she gets. ”

Li Nannan was not at ease, and turned back three times in one step: "What if she really went crazy and harmed herself?" ”

"You just listen to me. I said it's okay, it's okay. I am a woman, and I don't know what she thinks in her heart. You watch, as long as you are gone and there is no more to watch the play, she will continue to perform when she is stupid. ”

Ai Wei'er sneered, and couldn't help but drag Li Nannan and speed up her pace.

Sure enough, when they walked more than ten meters away, Ham stopped self-harming and hissed at her: "Whose man's belt is not tightly tied, revealing you, a little who is sanctimonious on the surface, but is actually full of male thieves and prostitutes, to take care of my business!" ”

Ham's identity when he used to hide his tracks was a street girl.

Street girls all over the world are absolutely first-class in their scolding.

Vicious, ruthless and shameless.

If you don't scold people until you hit your head on a telephone pole and die, you will not give up.

Ai Wei'er was scolded by Ham's endless foul language, and her whole body turned red, biting her lip, stomping her foot hard, and letting go of Li Nannan.

Seeing that Ai Weier was going to find Ham desperately, Li Nannan hurriedly grabbed her.

Ai Weier's delicate appearance, it is definitely not too good to go to the end of the trafficking leader.

This flower looks like the moon, has fine skin and tender meat, if he is really caught by Ham a few times, Li Nannan will die of pain.

Ai Weier shook off Li Nannan suddenly, and walked quickly towards Ham regardless of it.

Li Nannan hurriedly chased after him, but he saw a cold light flashing in Ham's eyes, and knew that this woman was deliberately provoking Ai Weier and wanted to take the opportunity to ruin her face.

"Leave me alone."

Ai Wei'er turned her head and looked at Li Nannan, with an extremely serious attitude and an inviolable look: "What I want to do, I know very well." ”

Li Nannan was stunned, and had no choice but to let go.

He couldn't figure it out, the delicate white peony, and the ruthless black peony, where could he get the confidence to get the other party done.

Next, Li Nannan said that he finally had a long insight.

Walking two meters away from Ham, Avril stopped and looked at Ham coldly: "Stand up." ”

Originally, after seeing her coming, Ham wanted to find a chance to stand up.

Only by standing up can you scratch this nasty face!

patted the sand on his buttocks, wiped the bloodshot from the corners of his mouth, and Ham, who burst out with a thick anger, squinted his eyes back and forth on Ai Weier's face, and asked with a cruel smile: "What, you want to fight me alone?" Yes. As long as the bastard next to you doesn't interfere, whether it's on the ground or in the sea, the venue is whatever you choose. ”

Ai Weier pursed her lips and said in a disdainful tone: "Ham, what kind of education do you have?" ”

Ham, who was high-spirited and ready to tear at any time, was obviously stunned and blurted out: "What do you mean?" ”

"Don't you just want to provoke me to fight with you alone? Okay, I promise you. ”

Ai Weier clasped her hands in front of her chest, raised her chin slightly, and looked at Ham with a queen-like gaze: "And I promise, Li Nannan will never care." But only if you have to answer all of my questions. ”

"Avril—"

Li Nannan was taken aback.

He looked sideways and vertically, and he didn't see any certainty that Avril would win in a heads-up with Ham.

But Ai Weier waved his hand, interrupting his dissuasion and motioning him to leave it alone.

"Li Nannan, you really don't care?"

Ham was overjoyed and also looked at Li Nannan.

I would be stupid to watch you hurt her.

Li Nannan sneered in his heart, but his face was full of helplessness, and he nodded.

"That's fine. I hope you, as a man, will be the talk. Otherwise, I curse your sons and daughters to be male thieves and prostitutes. ”

Ham's vicious curse made Li Nannan murderous.

thinks that there are so many women who are willing to give him children anyway, and it seems that he doesn't have to care too much about the survival of a certain evil species-

"Okay, you can talk about it now."

After squeezing Li Nannan with words, Ham didn't bother to disguise anymore, his hands were folded, his head shook from side to side, and his fingers and neck joints made a slight clicking sound.

In fact, Ham is also a sanda master, and three or five great guys don't want to get close.

It's just that the enemies she has encountered these days are either Yang Xiao or Li Nannan, so she really can't show her master's demeanor, so she can only obediently play the abused stinky socks.

Now, a delicate white peony is ashamed to fight with her alone-

Hehe, if even Ai Weier can't handle it, then what face does she have to live?

"Again, what is your education?"

"Graduated from Arthurs University."

Ham looked proud.

Arthurs University is a university in a county on the British Isles, and although it has a small reputation in the world, it is also a local famous school.

Ham is proud, because she is the most educated Ham in the organization for thousands of years.

Ai Weier nodded, indicating that she had heard of this school, and asked, "Have you ever obtained a degree?" ”

"Nope."

Ham sneered: "Hehe, my beautiful president, do you think that the human trafficking industry still needs a bullshit degree?" ”

Ignoring Ham's cynicism, Avril simply said, "Before I got married, I was already a Ph.D. in economics at Cambridge University." ”

The University of Cambridge is one of the best universities in the world.

The doctorate degree in the Department of Economics is even more intimidating.

As long as you can get this certificate, no matter which company you go to, you can't bother to consider a job with an annual salary of less than $3 million.

"Hehe, you're Dr. Cambridge, so what?"

Ham pouted disdainfully: "Degree certificate, can it be used as a bank card?" ”

Ai Weier ignored her question, and asked again: "What did your ancestors do, do you know?" ”

"What about the police checking the household registration?"

Ham was a little impatient, but in order to be able to fight her alone, he still said: "My ancestors, of course, are also human traffickers." ”

The thumb of Ai Weier's right hand pointed to her chin: "My father is a councillor of Birmingham County on the British Isles. My grandfather, who in his youth followed Mr. Churchill and beat the Germans, was a major general. My grandfather's father, at the age of thirty-seven, was knighted by Her Excellency the Queen. My grandfather's grandfather—"

Hearing Ai Weier say this, Ham smiled, looking very obscene: "Yo, it turns out that this beautiful woman with a bare ass in front of East Asians and let others ride is a famous queen." Tsk, look at your naiko, it's been gnawed like this. Do you feel that it is detrimental to the supreme glory of your ancestors? ”