It's a mess

A messy head, the previous composure and calmness, all gone, from the time I saw Hong Yu.

The son blinked, sat on the toilet, held Zhou Fan's arm and shook it and said, "Mom, I'm fine"

"Okay, does your stomach still hurt?"

The son shook his head, Zhou Fan wiped his buttocks with a tissue, took a look at the excrement in the toilet bowl and said, "You have to drink more water, look at the poop you pulled, it looks like sheep poop eggs"

The little guy especially likes to flush the toilet, and always takes the first step, presses the toilet flush button, and the pants are not yet lifted, and then goes to press it again.

Open the window to breathe, it stinks like words.

It is said that the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, and there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, so where is your own road? The ship reached the head of the bridge and sank directly.

"Mom, I want to take a shower in here"

"No, son, your knife wound has not recovered well, you can't take a bath until the scab is all off, and you will wipe your body and wash your butt in the next few days."

The son pouted, pressed his hand on the round jacuzzi, his eyes were full of anticipation, and he couldn't wait to go in the bubble bath, but he couldn't.

"Okay, no?" Hong Yu urged the two women in the bathroom at the door, leaning against the wall and waiting.

"It's all said, we don't go to the restaurant, we eat at home"

"That's definitely not possible, the relatives and cousins have arrived, just waiting for us, you can't release their pigeons, where do you put your mother's face?"

How many times have you said it, why can't you discuss it? What to eat, I can't eat it, I'm facing a group of strangers, and I have to accompany a smiling face, can I do it?

"Go yourself! I don't go with my son, I just cook at home."

I don't want to go, the child is small, I don't eat much, a plate of tomato scrambled eggs is done, why run so far, accompany a group of old men and old ladies to eat, nervous.

"Ask your son, he must be willing to go out for a walk, you don't have to make decisions for him, okay?"

The son put on his pants and walked to the door to wait for Zhou Fan to open the bathroom door, eager to go out and play in his small inflatable swimming pool, which was full of colorful plastic balls.

"Son, do you want to go out and have a look? It's dark outside, but there are so many bad people."

Zhou Fan lowered his voice to speak, afraid that someone would eavesdrop at the door, especially the domineering Hong Yu.

"I'm going to play on the swing and slide"

Great, you have both at home, so you don't have to go out.

Zhou Fan opened the door, and his son was the first to rush out, and went directly to the toy room specially prepared for him by his grandmother, took off his shoes, threw them out, and closed the door with his hand.

"Hey, Zhuo Tianyue, can you slow down? My stomach doesn't hurt anymore, does it? ”

A pair of shoes were thrown on the carpet at random, Hong Yu picked them up from the ground, handed them to Zhou Fan and said, "Hurry up, it's not too early"

"My son doesn't want to go, and I don't want to go"

didn't pick up Hong Yu's shoes, rubbed his head, his head was like it was about to explode, and it hurt badly.

"You must go tonight, you and your son are the protagonists, you can't be absent"

"I have a headache, it's like there's something in there, gnawing at my brain"

Putting down his son's shoes, Hong Yu looked down at Zhou Fan, who had been rubbing his head, reached out and rubbed her and blamed himself, "It's all my fault, you're tired of taking care of your son, I can't help, and I ......"

Zhou Fan closed his eyes, leaned against the door frame, and did not resist, let him press it, it really hurt.

Thought he would continue to rub his head, who knew he ......

"I miss you......"

The fiery lips were attached to Zhou Fan's lips, encircled her in his arms, and kissed wildly.

"Hong ......"

What a good opportunity, my son doesn't bother, my mother is not at home, and I can just enjoy the world of two people with my wife.

"Mom, I can't open this block box......"

Hong Yu felt uncomfortable, and good things were about to start, but he was disturbed by his son.

"Daddy take a look"

It's so speechless, he ...... just now, is it really fun to kiss?

Thinking about myself all day, how is it? He also said that he didn't have a woman, who would believe him when he said it!

Hong Yu opened the building block box for the child and put it on the ground, squatted down and wanted to hug his son, but the son didn't want the building blocks, directly took Zhou Fan's hand, raised his head and asked, "Mom, did he bite you again?" ”

"Yes, he always bullies his mother, what should I do?"

Seeing that his son frowned, his hands were crossed on his waist, he turned to Hong Yu's side, raised his little feet, kicked it down directly, and said, "Bully again...... My mother, I'll call my brother and sister and beat you together."

The son is so funny, he actually thought of beating Hong Yu in a group, and the three children combined, there was no chance of winning.

"Look at the good son you taught, he actually beat Lao Tzu, like you, he likes violence to solve problems"

Not angry, Hong Yu picked up his son on the ground, but felt a little funny, took Zhou Fan's hand and said, "Let's go, Xiao Zhang is in a hurry at the door, his wife has just given birth, I will call him here and be your driver"

"Hong Yu, I'm really uncomfortable, and I don't like Shanghai food very much, you let Xiao Zhang go back to take care of his wife and children"

"If you don't go, he won't go back today, and the group of elders in the store, if you and your son don't show up, no one can leave first"

If you don't go, let a lot of people wait, and it seems that your shelf is big, please don't move.

Go ahead! I am indeed very uncomfortable, I have a terrible headache, and I have to take the child with me, and my son has just had a minor operation......

The son struggled with Hong Yu's embrace, bent down to let Zhou Fan hug him, Hong Yu tightened again, and shouted, "I hold you, isn't it as comfortable as your mother's hug?" Don't move."

Zhou Fan thought that his son would cry, but who knew that his son was lying on Hong Yu's body, and he opened his mouth and came.

"Why did you bite me?" Hong Yu stared at the child and asked

"You bully me, bully my mother, I'm going to call the police to arrest you"

His son's words made Zhou Fan smile bitterly, took his son's shoes, reached out to take the son in Hong Yu's arms, and glanced at Hong Yu's arm, his son's tooth marks were still on it, and he couldn't deny it.

"It's not allowed to do this in the future, it's not okay to bite"

"What about fighting?"

"Neither way"

The son pouted, lay on Zhou Fan's shoulder, hugged Zhou Fan's neck and stopped talking.

"Can't go?"

Hong Yu nodded, took advantage of the headlamp in the living room, took his mobile phone from the table, kicked it into his trouser pocket, and followed behind.

"Wear these shoes, I threw you those pairs, they are heavy and hard, and they are not comfortable to wear on your feet"

Casual shoes, mesh, breathable and comfortable, it would be better if you could change the color, white is not resistant to dirt.

"My shoes are worth more than six hundred, and my mobile phone, three thousand, you pay me"

"With you, I'll be with you"

Hong Yu smiled and helped Zhou Fan put on his shoes, put on his shoes himself, opened the door, and hugged Zhou Fan out.

It was already dark outside, and the driver, Xiao Zhang, was waiting at the door, and as soon as he saw someone coming out, he quickly trotted over and opened the door.

"I haven't seen you for a few years, you've been blessed"

Xiao Zhang scratched his head a little embarrassed, smiled and said, "You've gained a lot of weight, but you haven't changed at all."

Got into the car and put his son in the child seat, Hong Yu came over to put the seat belt on his son, and then helped Zhou Fan put it on before he got into the car.

"When we arrive, you can go back first, and when I call you, you can come back"

"Okay, boss"

The car started, and the son looked around at the car, then at his seat, and said excitedly, "Yay!" I love the blue ones."

"I know you like blue, you don't have to be so loud, then I ask you, what else is blue?"

The son's eyes rolled quickly, and after thinking about it, he said, "The sea, the sky"

Touching his son's hair, Zhou Fan smiled and asked, "Where is the most beautiful sky?" ”

"The sky in our house is the most beautiful, and there is a full sky...... The stars, the moon, and the ......"

"Think about it and talk about it, or it will really become a stutter"

Hong Yu looked back at the two of them, had a good time, smiled unconsciously, turned around with his mobile phone, took a photo, saved it, and made a screen.

"Mom, when will Grandma come back? I miss her."

"When my aunt is on vacation, my mother will take you on leave, and when you get to your grandma, your mother will take you to ride a horse, let's go eat delicious again, okay?"

My son has never been to Inner Mongolia, let alone seen the beautiful scenery on the prairie, where does he know that there is a more beautiful sky, endless grassland, white white clouds, floating in the sky, herds of cattle and sheep, bowing their heads to graze.

"Yay!"

Too excited, the son raised his hands, shook his head, shook his little feet, and smiled like a flower.

"It's better not to go, it's inconvenient to go to the toilet there, and if you're not careful, you'll step on '*'"

Zhou Fan twisted his mouth and smiled, looked outside, and did not speak.

"Zhou Fang has arrived at the hotel, so he sent us"

"Are you back so soon?" Zhou Fan asked Hong Yu in surprise.

"Didn't delay much, it seems that something happened, came back early"

What can happen? Zhou Fan closed his eyes and rested, leaning back on the seat, unable to think of it.

"Mom, look outside, it's so beautiful!"

Zhou Fan opened his eyes and looked in the direction pointed by his son, the city square, the colorful world, the lights were bright, and the crowds were crowded, like ants.

"Pretty is beautiful, the air is not good, there are so many people that it hurts to look at it"

"Mommy I want to go down"

"No, you can't park here, and it's coming soon, and if you come back after eating, there will be a lot fewer people"

Zhou Fan agreed with Hong Yu's words, there are many people, but there are potential safety hazards, who knows which is the outlaw? Which is the thief? Which is ......

The son was lying on the car window and stopped talking, Zhou Fan looked at him and comforted him and said, "When we finish eating, we are coming"

"I don't want it"

Angry, little man, he gets angry so easily, not like a Northeast man at all.

"Zhuo Tianyue"

Zhou Fan looked at him, and shouted with his surname, and then the villain on the window straightened his mouth, and his eyes were full of tears.

"You dare to cry!"

The car stopped, and Zhou Fan asked Hong Yu in front of him, "Why did you stop?"

Hong Yu pointed outside, Zhou Fan looked, did not speak, had already arrived, uncle with one hand in his trouser pocket, holding a mobile phone in the other, making a call.

"Remember, don't cry, cry at every turn, are you still a man?"

Zhou Fan unbuckled the seat belt, unbuckled the seat belt for his son, held the child, and got out of the car.

The son wiped his tears aggrievedly, Zhou Fang made a phone call, walked over, took the child in Zhou Fan's arms, put the phone to the child's ear and said, "Talk to grandma"

"Grandma, Mommy...... Bullied me ......"

Oh, my God! actually sued, this is a big mess!

Zhou Fan grabbed the phone and picked it up by himself, "Mom, I didn't bully him"

There was no sound on the other end of the phone, Zhou Fan looked at the phone, the phone was still on, why was there no sound?

"Mom, Mom!"

Zhou Fan screamed twice in a row, and then he heard the sound of crying, and his head was already hurting, but now it hurts even more.

"Mom, what's wrong with you?" Zhou Fan was in a hurry, a little messy.

"Your dad... He..."

"What's wrong with my dad? There won't be another accident! Oops, my head ......"

"Your dad...... He ......"

"What the hell is going on? Hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

Hong Yu joined in the fun, came over with his ears, and listened to Zhou Fan call and say something.

"Your dad and him, I quarreled with your aunt yesterday, and your grandma ...... Grandma said a few words about your father, and she made your father angry, so she had to divorce me."

At the age of sixty or seventy, it is so idle to still think of divorce.

"The old lady won't stop as soon as she is released, then my grandma is too, the old lady is her daughter-in-law, my dad is a son-in-law, why does she say my dad and not her daughter-in-law? Also, the daughter-in-law is her own family, and the son-in-law is an outsider, no matter how hard you dig out your heart and lungs, you are blind."

Pushing Hong Yu, he pressed and held down the phone receiver and said, "What about your quality?" You go in with my uncle first, and I tell my mom that it's okay to talk? ”

Zhou Fang was not far away, holding the child and leaving first, Hong Yu pointed to Zhou Fan's nose and said, "I know, you can't run, look around, there are cameras, and there are over there"

One head and two big, there is a divorce at home, and there are 'bodyguards' here, which is really annoying.

Zhou Fan waved his fist at him, continued to stand outside to answer the phone, and watched Hong Yu stride into the hotel, where several people, not far from him, were smoking cigarettes, always paying attention to themselves.

"Mom, did my uncle send the borrowed money?"

The other end of the phone stopped talking, and Zhou Fan guessed that it was not far from ten, and it must have not been delivered.

"That's what your dad was angry about, I gave your passbook to your uncle for emergency, and he said he would return it in a few days"

"40,000 plus the previous 30,000, that is, 70,000, didn't the family pay for changing the roof?"

"Your dad didn't say it, I don't know, yesterday I gave the passbook to your uncle, then your dad wants to pay people's wages, when he heard that I lent all the money to your uncle, he was so angry that he almost beat me"

Zhou Fan stomped his feet, and he also wanted to beat up the popularity and said in a hurry, "Our family only has that little money, you have lent it to my uncle, my uncle's loser old lady, he lost the gambling money, and he owes a butt of loan sharks, what will he pay us back?" ”

"That'...... That...... What's that going on? ”

"What's the matter! How do I know! Don't blame my dad for divorcing you, discuss it with him before doing things, okay, what about my dad? ”

"Your dad is angry enough, he planted rice at Uncle Ma's house, the mobile phone also fell, the computer was smashed again, Yingying left the house crying and shouting to find you to play with the commentary, sue"

What's going on? I've only been away from home for a few days, so many things have happened, and there is no good thing, it's really unfavorable, and I'm unlucky to get home.