I still haven't figured out what material pack Grandpa Cao is working on and what evil it will come in. It's just that I heard that Gonggong Cao gathered a small group of teenagers with rotten hearts and formed a "First Night Loss Analysis Meeting", focusing on what kind of speech the girls in the class would make in that situation.

They may analyze that Gong Caicai may say, "Please don't do this kind of thing...... Xiong Yaoyue may say, "Take that ugly thing away!" As for what the squad leader would say, they argued for a long time and were undecided.

The next day, Thursday's lunch break, it was time to collect the "original underwear" from Shu Zhe.

In the shade of the teaching building, Shu Zhe handed me the strawberry underwear in the fresh-keeping bag, and his actions were sneaky.

I looked through the plastic bag, and there were a few more wrinkles compared to before I handed it to him, and it was hard to say if it was a full three days, but it definitely went through the body for a while.

"You haven't jerked off in these panties, have you?" I asked.

Shu Zhe showed an incredulous expression.

"Brother Ye Lin, what are you talking about! How could I do such a perverted thing, and I have a girlfriend, so I just jerk off! ”

Hmph, don't lie, your girlfriend is just for show, the two of you haven't made any substantial progress at all, and the main role is to use each other as decorations.

The reason why I ask this is because some people say that wearing underwear of the opposite sex will be very exciting, and if Shu Zhe can't help but because of this, so that the underwear is stained with suspicious white liquid, the customer who receives the underwear will be very angry.

How am I going to deal with this unsightly bad review? Do I have to defend and say: "This thing with the scientific name of Jingji, of course, is not Miss Model's own, it was left by someone else, yes, as long as you don't give a bad review, it's okay to treat it as if it was left by me......"

Is it so? Then I'm really an incorrigible pervert!

I went through my underwear over and over again, but luckily I didn't find any special stains, and Shu Zhe paid attention to personal hygiene.

After putting away his underwear satisfied, Shu Zhe offered to let me invite him to lunch.

"I'm hungry! In the past three days, because of this worry, I haven't eaten properly! Invite me to eat at the snack street! I'm counting the employees of your online store, so it's not too much to provide some employee benefits! ”

I thought about missing the meal in the cafeteria anyway, and my stomach was rumbling, so I agreed to his request.

It's just that he didn't go to a fast food restaurant according to his standards, but chose a Shaxian snack.

On a hot day, Shaxian snacks didn't even have air conditioning, and there was only a small and old electric fan on the ceiling, which blew a dull wind weakly.

Shu Zhe, who was very dissatisfied, complained to me while picking up the coriander leaves in the pork ribs wonton:

"Brother Ye Lin, you are so slamming! I made so much black money in the online store, and I was only invited to eat this! ”

How do I make black money? My dad and I have always been honest in business, providing quality services to lonely men and women from all over the world, ensuring that they toss themselves to death. It's the first time I've done this kind of thing selling plain underwear! And what qualifications do you have as an accomplice to accuse me of being black-hearted!

Since there is no air conditioning in Shaxian snacks, there are not many people who come to eat at noon today, and the proprietress has nothing to do, so she reclines on the stove and tells her son in the fourth grade of primary school math problems.

For one of the math problems, the proprietress said that the answer was 3, and the son said that the answer was 6. So the proprietress rushed to the lobby with the exercise book, looked at a few diners wearing the uniform of the 28th Middle School, and shouted:

"Who will do math problems for elementary school students! Whoever can make it I'll give him a free order! ”

My alumni all bowed their heads in unison, because they, like me, had already heard the question clearly—what a math Olympiad problem! The difference between Olympiad math problems and ordinary math problems is as big as the difference between a lawyer and a mage!

I really won't! After so many years of reading in vain! It's a shame that I'm still a partial student who is good at science!

Unexpectedly, Shu Zhe grinned, took the pen and paper from the proprietress, and wrote down the answers and solutions with a brush.

The correct answer is 5, the proprietress and the son are mistaken.

"Oh, what a master!" The proprietress gave a thumbs up, "Your table is free of charge!" If you can come and tutor my son in math often, I won't have to spend money to eat here in the future!" ”

"Then forget it," Shu Zhe excused, "I don't have time to be a governess for others." ”

After the proprietress returned to reprimand her son, Shu Zhe whispered to me: "Who will come to Shaxian every day to eat, if my classmates see it, I will lose face!" ”

Do bastards dare to look down on Shaxian snacks! Don't you know that Shaxian snacks are actually the spy agencies of my Great Heavenly Empire, and the capture of Saddam Hussein and the execution of Ben ** are all the credit of Shaxian snacks! The aunt just now is actually an underground party member, who will kill boxing on the thirteenth military road, and her internal strength is second only to the captain of the urban management team, do you know it!

After solving the problem of the Olympiad in front of many seniors, Shu Zhe cocked his tail triumphantly.

"Hmph, Brother Ye Lin, how is it, I'm smart, right?"

What is there to brag about, it's just that you won the fifth place in the provincial Olympiad in elementary school, maybe you did this question before!

"Brother Ye Lin, don't be unconvinced, people's IQ is inherently different! But don't be too discouraged, this generation is too late, there is still a chance to make the next generation smarter! ”

"Making the next generation smarter? What can be done to make the next generation smarter? ”

"Haha, don't you know? Of course, it is to obtain the genetics of smart people and find a smart girlfriend to marry! ”

After taking a sip of soup, he continued: "My sister is as smart as me, and if you want to change the fate of the next generation, you can only take advantage of now!" ”

I've been doing it for a long time and I'm still selling your sister! Do you want to be my brother-in-law so much!

If I become Shusha's boyfriend, you can use my name to show off your power in school, and you can just reach out to me for your pocket money, right?

It's so beautiful to think about! Why don't you ask your sister if she wants to? She's been treating me quite coldly lately (though it's mostly my own fault)!

"My sister is not only smart, but also in good shape!"

Shu Zhe is like a dedicated salesman.

"Cut, as if you've touched it."

"Huh? Why should I touch my sister! It's obviously Brother Ye Lin who you want to touch! ”

I didn't pick up the stubble, you must know that I have a swan-like elegant neck for the class leader, a wordless and towering shuangfeng under the school uniform, a proud and upright posture, an incredibly narrow waist, and a pair of graceful long legs that follow the golden ratio...... None of them are interested! Didn't even think about it!

"Brother Ye Lin, it's useless for you to pretend not to like my sister, I can already see it-and, you're Lolita, right?"

"Nonsense! You're Lolicon! If I were Lolicon, there would be no reason to like your sister! ”

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'm just asking casually, you reacted so much that it scared me...... So, the two photos of my sister that Brother Ye Lin bought from me when she was a child are the ones you like when you are in elementary school? ”

Does it refer to the one where the squad leader sits on a mat and wears cotton stockings? Compared to the one that rode a bicycle in kindergarten, of course I would like this one better!

"So, Brother Ye Lin likes stockings, not Lori?"

"Less nonsense, what the hell are you trying to say?" I tapped my fingers impatiently on the tabletop, "Can you find a picture of your sister in stockings?" ”

Shu Zhe rolled his eyes at me, "I can't find it, I didn't find the swimsuit photo I mentioned last time...... But do you remember? Last time I ...... The time I was spanked by you, my sister asked me to throw away the wigs and women's clothes I bought online, but Brother Ye Lin said that the cosplay costumes could be sold resale, so Zuihou didn't throw them away......"

Remember, you still have the face to mention this! In addition to the wig, there is also a shirt and two miniskirts, plus black silk stockings, whether they were sold later!

"The wig was sold quickly, and the rest of the clothing was a bit difficult to make, and some female netizens recently expressed interest, but they wanted to see the actual effect of wearing it on their bodies......"

"That's not easy!" I teased, "Haven't you taken a lot of pictures in that dress before?" Even if your sister deleted all the photos, wouldn't it be okay to take them again? ”

Shu Zhe mysteriously wiped his mouth with the tissue he brought and said:

"It's Thursday, do you want to come to my house after school on Friday?"

"What are you doing at your house? Do you have dinner? ”

"Brother Ye Lin, you are really a rice bucket, you know how to eat! I'm telling you, come later, at eight o'clock in the evening...... You might even meet something really good! ”

"What's good?" I was full of doubts, "At eight o'clock in the evening, your sister even cleaned the dishes, right?" Is there a late-night snack? ”

Shu Zhe didn't say that there was anything good waiting for me, but only that he was going to go shopping with his girlfriend at that time, and he would put the spare key under the doormat in advance, so that I could open the door and go in directly, and never knock on the door.

Shu Zhe, who thought it would be easy to solve the Olympiad problem, might have set a trap for me with some cleverness, so he didn't take his proposal seriously.

After I got home, I sent the original underwear to the "coriander stuffed bun", hoping that Shu Zhe's juvenile body fragrance would satisfy him.

In a blink of an eye, it was Friday night, after eating a bowl of beef noodles downstairs, I watched the time go to 7:25 minute by minute, and my heart was still calm.

Shu Zhe asked me to go to his house and prepared a spare key for me, what good thing is there? Today he told me again, saying that the opportunity must not be lost and never come again, this is a wonder that has not been encountered in ten years, and I will definitely regret it if I don't go.

This one...... Anyway, it's pretty cool outside after the sun goes down, so just practice jogging!