Chapter 176: Celestial Empire Hotel
Guo Changxin has not been thrown down, he has already urinated on the crotch of his pants, and I don't know if he was smoked or frightened by the urine, or maybe it was both, the teardrops flowed, all of them exceeded the surging Yangtze River.
Although Guo Changxin's head was stuffed into the crotch of his pants, his ears were not deaf, and he heard all the conversations between the bald scoop and the big head.
Don't look at this guy's usual bull B coaxing no one anymore, at the critical moment, the cowardice is boundless, as soon as he hears that he is going to throw him into the well, he trembles all over his body than a person with a serious fear of heights standing on the edge of the cliff.
The only thought in his head is that it's over, it's over, it's over, if you want to say who he hates in his heart now, then you think too highly of him, he doesn't even know who he is now, he doesn't even know who he is, who can he hate, hate a shotgun.
But he doesn't want to die, don't look at *** all day long, he is really more cowardly than anyone else, he doesn't want to be drowned by falling to death like this, but he will be scared to death and faint.
Just halfway down into the well, Guo Changxin fainted to death.
With a bang, Guo Changxin's body was completely dizzy and smashed on something, and he rolled into a cave slipperily.
After a whole day and a night, Guo Changxin woke up and was woken up by the smell of urine.
The head was still stuffed in the crotch of his pants, and the smell inside had fermented, and when he sniffed it lightly, it went straight to his nostrils, and the evil stench that could no longer be evil was invincible all the way down the respiratory tract, and when it reached the throat and eyes, it formed a torrent of swirls in it.
He had to get his head out of his crotch quickly, for if he didn't, he would surely die, but it would be too cold.
This kind of death by the smell of urine may be able to apply for the Guinness Book of World Records.
Although the ** of life is very strong, he really doesn't even have any strength, his body is paralyzed like he has no bones, and there is no way to break free.
You can't just be smoked to death!
The only way to do this is to make the body suddenly get excited, and burst out all the energy contained in the body in the intense stimulus.
Guo Changxin finally thought of a wonderful trick - biting eggs.
That's a great idea!
A heroic aura hit the top of his head, Guo Changxin didn't stop doing anything, his eyes closed, and he bit his egg skin fiercely.
With a heart-wrenching pain, Guo Changxin's hair stood up, and the energy in his body strongly impacted the top of his head, stabbing and stabbing and stabbing and stabbing and stinging, and after a tearing sound, the crotch of his pants was broken, and Guo Changxin's head was finally exposed.
Breathing in the fresh air outside, Guo Changxin muttered silently in his heart, feeling free.
But he wasn't completely free, and his hands were still tied behind his back.
This is not easy to do, the hands are tied from behind by the rope, the most feasible way is to cut the rope with a sharp weapon, Guo Changxin has been in the cave for a long time, and he said that it is a sharp weapon, not even a blunt weapon.
Fortunately, he already had an experience of biting eggs, and Guo Changxin was ready to do the same and bite the rope with his teeth.
At the beginning, Guo Changxin wanted to raise his hands from behind his head, and then go down from the top of his head to bite with his teeth, and after trying it, it was not possible at all.
The hands tied behind the back can only be lifted twenty centimeters below the spine, and it is difficult to lift them up a little.
The second way is to go from below, pull your hands out from under your feet, try it, it still doesn't work, the effect is the same as from above.
Neither above nor below is enough, and the only thing left is the middle.
Guo Changxin's *** really has a relationship with the crotch of his pants, and he stuffed his hands into the crotch from behind - hehe, there is really a door, and you can bite it a little bite!
Guo Changxin vigorously pulled his hands out from between his legs, and at the same time hooked his head into the crotch of his pants as much as possible.
Guo Changxin had the spirit, his head bent down desperately, and finally, he bit the rope.
But if you want to untie the rope, it is not as easy as just now, although they are all biting, and they are biting in the same direction, the difficulty is completely different.
After a while, Guo Changxin couldn't stand it, especially in his neck, the pain was secondary, and the strongest feeling was sore and swollen, as if it was stuffed with lead, and the two big tendons on the back of his neck were even more sore, almost numb.
Guo Changxin shook his head, soothed the pain in his neck, got a little better, and started a second attempt.
Little by little, the rope loosened, and after several efforts, it was finally untied.
Guo Changxin stood up, walked back and forth in the cave, and suddenly felt an unbearable hunger and thirst, the most important thing was thirst, and his nostrils and throat were smoked by the stench for a whole day and night, and they were all smoked dry.
Walking to the mouth of the cave and looking up, it was completely dark, and then looking down, it seemed that there was a craggy light flickering, adapting to the environment for a while, and then looking down, those craggy lights were the water shaking.
Guo Changxin lay down, stretched his head out of the cave, and stretched out his hand to fish down, no, the maximum distance from the water surface was at least half a meter away.
What to do?
Guo Changxin stomped in the cave again, trying to find a guy who could hold water, no, nothing.
The eyes of his throat began to smoke, and his thirst for water had reached its limit, and without any more water to drink, his throat would become a powder keg.
Guo Changxin groped around his body, whimsically imagining that there might be items in the pockets of his clothes that could draw water, and when his fingers touched the trouser tubes, he suddenly had an idea.
Depend on! Why can't you remember to dip your pants in the water, put your pants in the water, absorb the water to the full, and then wring out the water, can't you drink it?
This method is very effective, Guo Changxin put his pants on the water, the water slowly soaked on the clothes, he picked it up and tried it, it was quite heavy, and it seemed that there was a lot of water sucked in.
grabbed the two trouser legs, slowly lifted the pants up, and in the process of rising, the water soaked in the pants flowed down loudly, making Guo Changxin feel distressed, fuck! Isn't this a waste of the fruits of Lao Tzu's labor?
Lifted the pants high, the water flowed down the corner of the pants, Guo Changxin raised his head and sucked greedily, at the beginning, the water flowed more rapidly, Guo Changxin drank the water in his mouth, and it didn't flow to the ground much, and he splashed his face.
Slowly, the water flowed a little thinner, and it could flow into his mouth completely, and Guo Changxin didn't suck it into his stomach in a hurry like just now.
Later, the water could only flow down drop by drop, and it was too tired to drink with his neck up, Guo Changxin simply took off his pants and bit and sucked it with his mouth.
This guy has finally filled himself with water.
I took a few quick moments and felt that something was wrong, as if there was a strange smell - well! It's a bit salty.
Depend on! It can't be seawater, right?
Guo Changxin squinted his eyes and thought about it seriously, and felt that it was impossible, the water was obviously brought up from the well by himself, how could it be seawater?
Could it be that seawater has infiltrated the well water?
! How can there be a sea here, the nearest sea is also 800 miles away from Xiangshui County, how can it penetrate into the well.
Guo Changxin asked and answered himself, but he also entertained himself, anyway, now that his idle eggs hurt, he wants to divert his attention by something about birds, but he can relieve his hunger.
Smacking and smacking carefully, there seems to be a smell of urine, Guo Changxin is angry, tilting his head and scolding at the well: "Mom, that B, whose bear child is so bad, how do you educate you, and is there any morality, where will you not pee in the well, why don't you pee in your pot, if you let Lao Tzu meet you, you will have to cut off your *** head." ”
Hum! Isn't it bullying to pee in the well water?
The more Guo Changxin thought about it, the more angry he became, Lao Tzu has fallen to this point, you still don't let Lao Tzu go, and don't let people live?
The small universe in his heart exploded, Guo Changxin began to be ruthless, and he also began to hate, and in an instant, all the new and old hatreds came to his heart together.
Guan Shanyue, this dog offal, is really poisonous, he is going to kill himself, kill people!
Depend on! People don't deserve to die, someone can save them, isn't Lao Tzu alive and well now?
Guo Changxin suddenly wondered, how did he survive? Obviously he was thrown down, he should have fallen into the well water, how could he fall into the cave?
After he was thrown down, his body should have been vertically down, how could he roll into this cave? Unless something outside is blocking it and changing the direction of the body.
Guo Changxin walked to the mouth of the cave and looked up and down, left and right, and there were no obstacles.
It's a miracle.
Thinking of the miracle, Guo Changxin's brain became excited again, and he felt that it was entirely possible for this miracle to continue in his body and make him a legendary figure.
Guan Shanyue, you dog offal, don't let Lao Tzu go out, if Lao Tzu can get out alive, he will reveal all your unsightly things to you, you dog offal.
The strength to survive is getting stronger and stronger, Guo Changxin began to think of a way to get out, and walked around the cave, the only thing he could use was his pants.
In this encounter, pants played a very important role, pants are simply their own mascot, pants, pants, you are so cute.
Guo Changxin suddenly had the urge to kiss his pants.
As soon as I picked up my pants, before they reached my mouth, there was a strong smell of urine.
Guo Changxin suddenly realized -! It turns out that the root of the smell of urine in the water is in the pants!
What kind of mascot is this, it's cute, shitty, stinky.
Guo Changxin threw his pants aside in disgust and walked towards the mouth of the cave.
He stretched out his head and looked at the wall of the well, and the only thing he could use was the soft suction pipe that went all the way up along the wall of the well.
Can you pull the suction pipe to climb up, Guo Changxin thought about it carefully, and felt that this method was unreliable, there was no firm connection between the suction pipe and the pump, but it was naturally set on the pump, and if you pulled it hard, the suction pipe would fall down.
Dropped?
That's a great idea.
As long as the suction pipe is pulled down, the people above will have no water to drink, won't they have to come down and reinstall the suction pipe?
That's great!
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