Chapter 11 The Boat of Friendship Capsized
Lin Tang rubbed his hands in anticipation, "What reward?" ”
"There are three kinds of rewards, and you can pick one of them." The orange cat looked at Lin Tang and said, "Luo Cheng's Five Thunder Tiangang Righteous Method, Loose Pattern Ancient Ding Sword, and Kanyu Technique. ”
Lin Tang looked confused, "Explain." ”
"The Five Thunder Tiangang Righteous Method, also known as the Five Thunder Righteous Method, is one of Luo Cheng's peerless learnings, this method needs only virtuous people to cultivate, honesty and loyalty can be based on the house to practice the law, otherwise it is difficult to succeed, and you also need to be able to sense heaven and man, and you must be able to carry Haoran righteousness."
Lin Tang waved his hand, "How can I have any heroic righteousness, replace the next one." ”
"The Songwen Guding Sword is a double sheath and two swords, one female and one male, male and female double swords......"
Before the orange cat finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lin Tang's words, "This is the real society, not the fantasy martial arts world where those online writers come out with a faint YY, why do I need two swords, do I still go out to do chivalry?" At that time, he will definitely be sent to the police station by the square aunt, or sent to the hospital, as a secondary and second disease patient. ”
"You're a second-year teenager."
The orange cat glanced at him angrily, "The art of Kanyu, commonly known as feng shui, belongs to the topography, environment, structure, and sitting direction of the Yang Mansion and the Yin Mansion to measure the auspiciousness and blame. Kanyushu is a general term for the leylines, mountain shapes, water currents, and sitting directions of a homestead or cemetery. ”
"You copied this from Baidu Encyclopedia." Lin Tang, who listened to a bunch of big truths, couldn't help but complain: "Can you be simpler, the way you speak is simpler, you are not an actor." ”
The orange cat coughed a few times in embarrassment, "Generally speaking, it is feng shui physiognomy, if you learn it, you can tell fortunes and measure words for others, and divinate good fortune and evil." ”
"Tie your hair in a bun, wear a mixed yuan hat, wear a cyan robe, hold floating dust in your hand, and carry a sword on your back, and then you can go out and pretend to be a ghost!" Lin Tang continued to follow the orange cat's words, "Damn, isn't it just one of those deceitful tricks of a fortune teller, what I said before was so mysterious, I thought it was a lot of cheating." ”
"Let's just say whether to learn or not." The orange cat rolled her eyes, "If you don't like this one, then this reward will be automatically canceled, hurry up and make a decision, Ben Meow still has to sleep a beauty sleep." ”
Lin Tang patted his thigh, "Learn, if you don't learn for Mao, people are drifting in the rivers and lakes, and you don't have to press your body with many skills." ”
Following.
In the early morning, when everything was silent, a glimmer of light on the eastern horizon carefully soaked the light blue sky, and a new day gradually moved from afar.
Soon, the flow of people and vehicles, boiling, noisy, and a wave of hot air surged......
Lin Tang, who had been sitting on the roof of the building all night, was woken up by the noise of the city, slowly opened his eyes, took a deep breath, and between the breaths, his dark eyes became bright.
Bathed in the morning light, Lin Tang's whole face was radiant, stretching lazily, he slowly stood up, looked at the rising sun in the distance, and sighed.
"This feng shui technique is really broad and profound, I unconsciously watched it all night, and I didn't feel bored, it was really interesting."
The feng shui techniques that Luo Cheng had cultivated in his lifetime had been carved into Lin Tang's mind by the orange cat with a special technique.
After he returned to the rental house last night, he simply washed up, climbed onto the rooftop, and studied feng shui techniques.
Originally, Lin Tang thought that this so-called feng shui physiognomy was just a fake trick to pretend to be a ghost and cheat people out of money, but when he really went deep into it, he suddenly found that this magic was so magical, intoxicating, and addictive.
The art of feng shui is a mysterious and mysterious academic, and Lin Tang is a halfway monk, he has been studying last night, and he has only learned some of the skin of the art of physiognomy, as for feng shui, talismans, dragon points and other contents, I only have a cursory look.
"My world is getting more and more wonderful."
The corners of Lin Tang's mouth hooked up a smile, and he simply moved his muscles.
After getting off the rooftop and washing, Lin Tang was ready to go out for breakfast.
When passing by the corridor on the first floor, Lin Tang saw his superb landlord Chen running out of the room like a gust of wind, and wanted to say hello, but seeing her in such a hurry, Lin Tang held back again.
"Xiao Tang, when my sister comes back, please eat lotus root."
Just as Chen Ruye's figure was about to disappear from view, she suddenly turned her head and smiled slyly.
Lin Tang stumbled under his feet, and he almost didn't fall to the ground.
How dare I eat your boyfriend?
Touching his nose stupidly, Lin Tang walked out of the rental room quickly, walked into a steamed bun shop, ordered some food, and was about to find a seat to sit down, when he saw a depressed young man sitting in the corner.
"Hu Yuan, you are crying early in the morning with a sad face, what do you mean?"
Lin Tang sat next to his good friend Hu Yuan and asked with a smile.
Hu Yuan raised his head, squeezed out an expression that was more ugly than crying, and then continued to bury his head and fell into distress.
"Brother, are you ruined?"
Lin Tang glanced at Hu Yuan and smiled faintly.
Of course, this is not Lin Tang's casual remarks, but can be seen through his face: Hu Yuan's hair is like withered grass, which is a manifestation of his weak ability to accumulate wealth. The flower of the kidney is in the hair, and the kidney is the main gathering of wealth, and the hair is like dry grass, and there is no beam of sleep.
Moreover, Hu Yuan's two cheeks are thin, the bones are protruding, there is no full flesh, and the complexion is white, which is a face that cannot save money.
Hu Yuan raised his head in surprise and muttered, "How do you know?" ”
"I can see it." Lin Tang smiled faintly and told him about his face-to-face process.
Who would have thought that Hu Yuan not only didn't feel surprised, but pouted, "Cut, just like that Jianghu Langzhong who sells bone-falling wine, the gods are chattering, how can you drop, you also want to cheat me out of my money?" ”
"I just told the truth, how could I cheat you out of your money?" Lin Tang smiled dumbly, and immediately changed the topic quietly, "What the hell is going on, tell my brother, and what the hell is the Jianghu Langzhong who sells bone-setting wine?" ”
"Alas!" Hu Yuan was silent for a long time, and finally sighed and said: "Brother, it's not that my brother deliberately touted you, I really let you guess it, my brother really broke his fortune yesterday." ”
"Uh-huh, say it, so that I can be happy." Lin Tang quipped.
"The boat of friendship capsizes."
Hu Yuanbai glanced at him, and still told him what happened yesterday, 1510.
Yesterday, Hu Yuan stood in front of the mirror excitedly, clumsily tied the knot of his red tie, combed his hair into an adult, and put on a handsome suit......
Well, in fact, Hu Yuan is going to go out to eat with a girl who has made an appointment, watch movies, go shopping, and open a house...... Ahem, the last item still depends on luck.
However, what no one expected was that as soon as Hu Yuan came out of the community, he met a Jianghu Langzhong who sold bone-beating wine, and he had to pull him to show him a palmistry, tell a fortune or something.
If you want to say that people nowadays don't have a few unique skills in their hands, they are embarrassed to come out and mix in society.
Langzhong, who walks the rivers and lakes, is no exception, not only sells ancestral bonesetter wine, but also shows people the word of physiognomy, and at the same time works part-time mobile phone film and sells mobile phone cases.
Hearing this, Lin Tang sighed with heartfelt emotion, "I didn't expect this master to be in the IT industry." ”
Hu Yuan rolled his eyes, "Please don't interrupt my narration, also, grasp the point, the master is obviously a high-end technical talent in the new society, and those bewitching sluts who can only type code are two different things." ”