Chapter 5: Bad Jokes
"No, Sister Allure, people really like it, I really want to touch it, just take a look."
"Tang Mengmeng, 'Wu Meiniang' is not my pet, she is a tsundere aunt, even I have to let her. Also, I don't feel like I need your forgiveness. Lu Yu said.
"The surname is Lu, you have offended me!" Tang Mengmeng looked at Lu Yu and gritted her teeth.
"And then?" Lu Yu looked indifferent.
"You wait!"
Tang Mengmeng looked at Lu Yu angrily, whistled, and suddenly ran out of three Caucasus, circling around Tang Mengmeng, wagging his tail and sticking out his tongue.
"Yo, Spanish Caucasus, this is a fighting dog, one head has to be hundreds of thousands smaller!" Lu Yu said.
"The surname is Lu, you are quite knowledgeable, quickly apologize to me, and then give me a touch of your big bird, otherwise I will let the dog bite you!" Tang Mengmeng said.
"I advise you not to do that." Lu Yu said helplessly.
"Hehe, now I know it's too late to be afraid!" Tang Mengmeng said viciously.
"You think I'm scared?"
"Aren't you afraid? This is the best fighting dog in the Caucasus, which can fight leopards! Tang Mengmeng said very squeamishly.
"Embroidered pillow, there is an egg."
"You...... You look down on my dog? Tang Mengmeng was completely angry.
If it was said that it was to scare Lu Yu before, now it can be real.
"To be honest, it's a bit of a contempt because I have a dog too." Lu Yu is colorful.
"You also have dogs, what breed, Dugao or Tibetan mastiff?"
It can be seen that Tang Mengmeng is a senior dog fighting player.
"Chinese Pastoral Dog."
"This ...... The surname is Lu, are you stupid, isn't that a grass dog, can you compare with my Caucasus? Tang Mengmeng said disdainfully.
"Moe, his dog...... It really seems like it's a little bit better than your Caucasus. Su Chengcheng said.
Tang Mengmeng was not happy, "Sister Allure, you are also stupid, dogs are the most particular about blood, grass dogs are grass dogs, the most garbage dogs, how can they be more powerful than such a precious fighting dog in the Caucasus?" β
"Well, you're the best in the Caucasus."
"That's pretty much it!" Tang Mengmeng raised her chin with just the right point.
"Still, I prefer my straw dogs." Lu Yu said.
"You...... If you have the surname Lu, if you have a kind, call your dog out and compare it! Tang Mengmeng was not convinced.
"Forget it...... As soon as this dog comes out, there is no dog in the world, and I am afraid that you will have low self-esteem. β
"Cut, I can see it, you're a braggart guy. Why is Sister Allure blind, looking for you, the king of cowhides, as her boyfriend! Tang Mengmeng is unrelenting.
"Hard-hearted to find abuse?" Lu Yu looked at her.
"Huh."
Tang Mengmeng spit out two words.
Hehe, your sister.
Lu Yu was angry.
Chirp!
Whistled.
I don't know that 'Lu Fengxian', who was hiding there and napping, rushed out like lightning.
Tang Mengmeng's eyes widened.
This white dog is really an ordinary Chinese pastoral dog, but his eyes are the same as that big bird, so arrogant!
But she didn't believe that a straw dog could bite too much of the Caucasus.
"Fighting?" She said.
"Not interested."
"Cowhide King!" Tang Mengmeng looked at Lu Yu angrily, whistled, and gave orders to the three Caucasus, pointing at Lu Yu: "Bite him!" β
However, the three Caucasus did not move.
Instead, he was holding his tail, his eyes were as timid as a little daughter-in-law, and he was whining in his mouth, and under the indifferent gaze of 'Lu Fengxian', he was lying on the grass, revealing his belly.
'Lu Fengxian' patrolled back and forth, looked at the three Caucasus, his eyes were disdainful, he waved his paws, glanced at Lu Yu, and went to sleep again.
The three Caucasus were still lying on the grass and did not dare to get up.
There was a fishy smell on the ground.
"This ...... What's going on? Tang Mengmeng's face turned pale.
Her dog didn't listen to her commands.
"I'm scared to pee, your dogs are all, this posture is probably the legendary lying on the ground - begging for."
Tang Mengmeng covered her face.
It's a shame to lose a lot of hair.
Lu Yu sighed and said with some resentment: "But 'Lu Fengxian' doesn't look down on them. Mom pulls a slap, this is called a real tiger body shock. The ultimate aura that my generation can't ask for, and I can't think of it. Compared with 'Lu Fengxian', the master is simply weak. β
Tang Mengmeng looked at Lu Yu with unprecedented curiosity in her eyes.
Who the hell is this guy?
Why can his dog be so dragged!
Why is his bird so big?
A deep sense of frustration rose in her heart.
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On the road.
It was still Lu Yu who was driving, Su Tingcheng was sitting in the back seat, and the big white dog was still sitting beside him, that is, 'Lu Fengxian'.
The expression is still so arrogant, and he doesn't look at her with his eyes.
However, Su Tingcheng has a lot more affection for this white dog, she was confused last night, in fact, she was still a little conscious, knowing that it was this white dog that defeated Wu Yun's bodyguard and saved herself.
"The surname is Lu, I have already told my father and grandfather, in the afternoon, you go to the Su family with me, the marriage is set by your master and my grandfather and father, they will negotiate with you." Su Tingcheng said.
"Okay, the ugly daughter-in-law also wants to see her in-laws, and I should also go to visit the future Taishan father-in-law." Lu Yu said with a smile.
Su Chengcheng glanced at him and thought for a while, "Hey, let me ask you a question." Last night...... You have a chance, why do you ......"
Lu Yu smiled: "Stupid woman, what are you taking me for, you are my fiancΓ©e, I must have basic respect for you, compared to your body, I am more inclined to get your heart." β
"Get my heart?" Su Qingcheng smiled coldly, "You men are so boring? β
"Boring, how can this be boring?"
"What's not boring?"
Lu Yu said very seriously: "You are stupid, I can unlock more postures when I get your heart, such as the old man pushing the cart, bending the bow and shooting the moon, the horse stepping on the Feiyan, and Guanyin sitting on the lotus god horse...... It's a little exciting to think about. Ahem, I'm a man who knows a lot about amorous things, and the most annoying position is missionary ......"
"You ......"
Su Chengcheng's face flushed.
Because of last night's events, the slightest favor for this wild man completely vanished.
"Hey, I have a clear grudge, although I hate you very much, but I still have to say thank you for yesterday's incident." Su Qingcheng said in a low voice.
"Sensei, it was 'Lu Fengxian' who saved you last night, thank him, but he is more arrogant than me, and he will definitely not dump you. Butβ"
Lu Yu's voice changed, "If you really want to express your apologies, I really have a request." β
"Oh, so what do you say?"
Su Qingcheng's eyes rolled, this guy, is the fox's tail finally revealed? Last night, I must have played some kind of trick with myself to get away with it, when Miss Ben is one of those stupid women, will she be fooled?
Soon it was downstairs at the company.
The two got out of the car and went to Su Chengcheng's office.
Su Tingcheng sat on the rotating chair with a cold look in his eyes.
Lu Yu stood in front of him and rubbed his hands embarrassedly.
"What the hell is the request?" Su Chengcheng asked.
"That...... I think this request is too embarrassing and a little embarrassed to say it. β
"You just say it." Su Qingcheng smiled coldly.
"That ......" Lu Yu's expression became more and more twisted.
Su Chengcheng's evaluation of him suddenly fell to the bottom.
This guy must be trying to make some excessive demands.
"Well, I'm out of the way!"
Lu Yu gritted his teeth, "Can you lend me five hundred yuan?" I only have seventeen yuan and eight left on my body now, and I still owe the aunt and grandmother of 'Wu Meiniang'...... rabbits."
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