I made up my mind, I no longer hesitated, anyway, I am a drunk now, and I don't have to be sneaky, I directly lifted the blanket covering my body, and walked towards my wife Zhang Qingqing's big bed with a big grin.

Zhang Qingqing was quite alert, she didn't sleep at all, after hearing the movement, she reached out and turned on the bedside lamp, rubbing her sleepy eyes and asking: "Chen Yu, are you thirsty, or are you drunk and uncomfortable and want to go to the bathroom to vomit?" ”

I'm a drunk, and I'm afraid to answer her question, or she'll know I'm drunk. I took her question as a deaf ear, walked over and lifted the quilt and lay down on the bed, I still have a strong smell of alcohol on my body, as long as I don't show flaws, Zhang Qingqing will definitely not know that I have woken up.

"Chen Yu, you bastard-"

Don't look at Zhang Qingqing, who is very fierce to me on weekdays, but now she is a little at a loss, so she quickly shrank to the side and glared at me angrily, but she didn't dare to scold loudly, for fear of being heard by her father-in-law and mother-in-law in the next room.

Simmons beds are much more comfortable than sleeping on the floor, soft and warm, unlike the tile floor, which is cold and hard. What's even more comfortable is that there is a unique fragrance of Zhang Qingqing in the quilt, which smells very comfortable.

When Zhang Qingqing saw that she didn't move when she scolded me, there was a trace of helplessness in her eyes, and she scolded in a depressed voice while pulling the quilt hard: "Damn, this guy is drunk." ”

When I heard her words, I knew that my plan had succeeded, and while snickering in my heart, I hugged the quilt and fell asleep, in order to even deliberately make a slight snoring sound, which meant to tell Zhang Qingqing that I was already asleep, don't try to let me go down.

"That's it, tonight, for the sake of you working so hard to protect me and helping me block so much wine, I won't kick you down."

Zhang Qingqing rarely softened my heart for a while, and then she began to tidy up the quilt, I was very ecstatic in my heart, I have been married for so long, and finally had the opportunity to sleep with Zhang Qingqing for the first time.

However, I was soon disappointed, because Zhang Qingqing actually let me cover all the quilts on the bed, and she ran to the cupboard to take out another quilt, and then lay down beside me peacefully.

"Smack"

The bedside lamp was turned off by Zhang Qingqing, and the room became dark, only a faint moonlight projected in the window.

Zhang Qingqing estimated that she was also sleepy, she yawned, and then began to sleep.

The room was calm again, but I couldn't calm down in my heart, and Zhang Qingqing finally slept together, but one person was wrapped in a quilt, what does this mean, which young couple would be like this?

I was happy and regretful, I opened my eyes in the dark, and I was spinning around, and then I thought, this is a rare opportunity, and I don't do it endlessly.

So, I pretended to be asleep and turned over, and suddenly put my arm around Zhang Qingqing's body next to me, and at the same time deliberately let out a dream, lest Zhang Qingqing kick me down.

Sure enough, Zhang Qingqing stiffened suddenly, as if she had been touched by a poisonous snake, and immediately removed my hand on her body.

Damn, this Zhang Qingqing, even drunk people have to bully, let me hug it and I won't die.

I didn't dare to put my hand over again immediately, so I could only wait patiently for a few minutes, and then put my hand on Zhang Qingqing's waist again by turning over from sleep, Zhang Qingqing didn't sleep, she muttered: "What's the matter, Chen Yu sleeps very quietly on weekdays, is it because he was drunk tonight, so he turned over and over?" ”

As she spoke, she pushed my hand away.

Next, I repeated the old trick several times, Zhang Qingqing didn't know if it was because of helplessness or because I was sleepy, and my hand was just on her waist, and there was no disorderly movement, so she acquiesced to my behavior and didn't push my hand away.

Haha, kung fu is not afraid of people with hearts, it seems that men still have to fight to the death.

I was already ecstatic to be able to sleep with Zhang Qingqing in my arms like this, although I also wanted to take further action, but I didn't dare, if I let Zhang Qingqing know that I was pretending, I would definitely die.

I just half-hugged Zhang Qingqing's waist, and then began to sleep sweetly.

In a daze, I don't know how long it took, but I felt my throat dry and woke up thirsty.

When I opened my sleepy eyes, the sky outside the window was a little white, and it was probably almost dawn.

I took a look at Zhang Qingqing beside me again, and then I was taken aback in an instant, it was clear that I fell asleep with her half in my arms last night, but now the posture has changed greatly: her quilt has been kicked directly under the bed by her in her sleep, I don't know if it's because of the cold at night or whatever, anyway, she has now gotten into my bed, and the whole person is like a koala hugging me, her head is buried in my chest, and she is like a docile fawn in her sleep.

Zhang Qingqing slept soundly, breathing evenly, exhaling like an orchid, with a shallow smile on her cheeks, and her eyelashes fluttered twice from time to time......

I looked at Zhang Qingqing's sleeping appearance, and a bold thought couldn't help but rise in my heart, thinking that if I took the opportunity to kiss her now, she wouldn't wake up, right?

This thought grew like a spring seedling in my heart, looking at Zhang Qingqing's red little mouth, I couldn't control it anymore, and leaned down to kiss her little mouth......

Suddenly, when I just lowered my head to kiss her, Zhang Qingqing seemed to be frightened by something in her dream, and suddenly opened a pair of eyes, just in close contact with me who was going to kiss her.

"Ahh

Zhang Qingqing was stunned for an initial second, and then immediately let out a scream, and at the same time, the fist of her right hand smashed hard into my face, and I was caught off guard by a punch in her left eye, and with a scream of "ahh

Zhang Qingqing was still a docile fawn when she was asleep just now, but when she woke up, she immediately turned into a fierce lioness, and she was ashamed and angry and said loudly: "Damn, you actually dare to kiss me-"

The door of the room was opened with a click at this time, and then I saw my father-in-law and mother-in-law wearing sportswear and preparing to go to the park for morning exercises, and my father-in-law Zhang Dagui looked at Zhang Qingqing who was huffing and puffing in amazement, and I got up from the ground in embarrassment, and he asked in surprise: "How dare you kiss?" Xiaoqing, what are you doing? ”

You know, in the eyes of Zhang Dagui and Xu Shuqin, Zhang Qingqing and I are husband and wife, and we have been married for more than a month, in their opinion, Zhang Qingqing and I have long been a real husband and wife, and now I suddenly heard Zhang Qingqing's words, I couldn't help but be surprised, didn't this young couple even kiss each other?

Zhang Qingqing saw Zhang Dagui and Xu Shuqin coming in, and was even more embarrassed: "Parents, why did you come in and didn't knock on the door, is it a little polite?" ”

"You didn't lock the door yourself, and your mother and I heard you screaming, and we thought something was going on?" Zhang Dagui said and immediately asked again: "By the way, you explain to me and your mother, you dare to kiss me, what is going on?" ”

Actually, my son-in-law was bullied by Zhang Qingqing all day long, and Zhang Qingqing didn't let me touch these things after being married for so long, Zhang Dagui and his wife were kept in the dark. Zhang Dagui recruited me as a son-in-law, the urgent purpose was to want me and his daughter to have a child as soon as possible, and give them the Zhang family to inherit the incense.

"This ......"

Zhang Qingqing was forced to ask by her parents, a little flustered, and didn't know how to explain, and then she moved her eyes to me, obviously signaling me to find a way to help her explain.

I was also quite embarrassed at this time, covering my left eye that had been punched, squeezing a smile on my face that was almost ugly like crying, and lying to Zhang Dagui and Xu Shuqin: "Mom and Dad, in fact, this is the case, I woke up today and didn't brush my teeth, so I wanted to kiss Qingqing, but I didn't expect her to be angry." ”

When Zhang Qingqing heard this, she immediately pretended to say: "Yes, yes, that's it." Hmph, I didn't rinse my mouth and wanted to kiss me, but my mouth smelled bad and died. ”

Zhang Dagui and Xu Shuqin looked at each other, and Xu Shuqin first said angrily: "This little thing is still yelling, if it is heard by the neighbors, is it embarrassing?" I'll go to the park to exercise, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, Xiaoyu, you remember to make breakfast, it's okay to clean the kitchen and living room, don't stay idle at home all day, I'll raise you for nothing? ”

"I see."

I whispered yes, my mother-in-law has always looked down on me, especially after Zhang Qingqing lied and said that I couldn't do that, she looked down on me even more, and I was almost inferior to a maid in her eyes.

Xu Shuqin took the lead and walked out, my father-in-law Zhang Dagui was still good to me, he glanced at my left eye that was punched, shook his head and sighed and said, "Wait a minute, boil an egg and put it on your eyes, don't fight all day long because of a trivial matter." ”

After saying that, he also left, and only Zhang Qingqing and I were left in the room.

Zhang Qingqing first jumped off the bed, ran over and locked the door, then turned around and glared at me, and asked in a low voice: "Chen Yu, you explain to me, what is going on?" ”

I hurriedly said, "It's none of my business, last night we slept alone, and each of us had a quilt by ourselves, and you kicked off your quilt at night and got into my arms." ”

I said and poked at the quilt on the floor next to the bed to show that I was telling the truth.

However, I found that Zhang Qingqing's pretty face turned black in an instant, her face was very ugly, she glared at me hatefully and said, "You weren't drunk last night, how do you remember that you went to bed, and you also remember that you slept with me on one side of the same side, each with a quilt?" ”

I suddenly remembered that I climbed into Zhang Qingqing's bed last night by pretending to be drunk, and then I immediately became embarrassed.

Zhang Qingqing raised her eyebrows: "Damn, it turns out that you pretended to be drunk last night, Chen Yu and I are not finished with you." ”