Vent?

Xia Feng is very weird and evil, this chick is a policeman, she is already busy with work every day, and she still has the heart to have diarrhea.

He said: "Don't drink too much, you're young and you're in a bad mood, what's the big deal?" ”

"And it's not because of you?" Tian Lele said.

"Huh?" Xia Feng was even more stunned all of a sudden, this is the so-called people sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky.

He really didn't think about what this matter had to do with him?

Could it be that Aunt Xiao Yun came and didn't buy her sanitary napkins?

Rub, this is unnecessary.

And at this time, Tian Lele replied: "If it weren't for you, how could she be so sad now, she is suffering from lovesickness." ”

"Lovesickness?" Xia Feng is even more strange, even if he has lovesickness, it has nothing to do with him.

Speaking of this, Xia Feng suddenly remembered.

Then he immediately took the phone out of his pocket and opened the >

At that moment, countless WeChat messages were sent to him like a tide.

And these >

Because I haven't been looking at the Moon Pavilion on the mountain in the countryside these days, the signal is not good, I don't have time to look at my phone, and I haven't logged in to WeChat, let alone return Xiao Yun's information.

This will open WeChat, and you will see all kinds of Xiao Yun's greetings, complaints, and expressions of love.

"Where have you been? Why don't you reply to my messages. ”

"What the hell did I do wrong, you tell me it's okay, don't ignore me."

"I can't do without you, please reply a word."

There were more than 80 in total, and there were a few every day, and it wasn't until the day before yesterday that she gave up sending messages, probably because she thought he would definitely not reply.

As far as the fact that the giant root beauty is his Xia Feng, only Tian Lele knows.

Xiao Yun was sad because of the matter of the giant root beautiful man, of course, because he was sad.

No wonder this chick said that Xiao Yun's bad mood has something to do with herself, it looks like it does mean something, huh?

"Bastard." Tian Lele said, "Xiao Yunyun, she is so sad, you have to coax her for me, otherwise I will ask you." ”

"Holy!" Xia Feng said, "Tian Xiaoniu, are you unreasonable, when you found out that the object of your Xiaoyunyun's ambiguity was me, you didn't let me contact her again, you see, I didn't follow your wishes, didn't I reply to her message, and now you ask me to coax her, why am I a ball, let you kick this around?" ”

Tian Lele also said: "I didn't expect Xiao Yunyun to be so affectionate to you, but the situation of not replying to messages for more than ten days almost made her depressed, I don't know how you bastard lied to her, she was so desperate for you." ”

"!" Xia Feng said, "I'm a charisma, what is a lie, if I leave one day, you chick will have to cry to death." ”

"You're a fart!" Tian Lele said, "Then if you can disappear from my life, I will definitely put on the lights and beat the gong to celebrate for half a month." ”

Xia Feng couldn't say anything about Tian Lele, but he also waved his hand casually: "It's okay, time is the best medicine to repair emotions, you let her wait slowly, maybe it will be fine in a few days." ”

"No way!" Tian Lele said, "If it's other work, forget it, but she's a policeman, and she's also a criminal policeman, and her daily work is to deal with those criminals, don't look at her now, if something happens at work and she is in a trance, then she will be in danger, and you must adjust her back as soon as possible." ”

"I ......" Xia Feng said speechlessly, "It's you who let me ignore her, it's you who let me ignore her, let me come and let me go, why should I listen to you." ”

"I'll tell you about the summer wind!" Tian Lele said, "Do you know that you have been absent from school for more than ten days, and now you are in your third year of high school, and you will take the college entrance examination in another month, and you dare to give me truancy, believe it or not, I will report to the top and expel you!" ”

Tian Lele pretended to be fierce and spoke, talking about the past ten days of absenteeism.

But Xia Feng didn't pay attention to it: "Okay, you go up, you see if Jiang Jinyue is helping you or helping me, I am her life-saving benefactor." Besides, if you have the ability, you will fire me, do you think that I really came to school for the college entrance examination, I came to find Mu Ruxue to be my daughter-in-law, and now it is a matter of time before Mu Ruxue becomes my daughter-in-law, I still have to study in your high school. ”

"It's good if you fire me, Lao Tzu can go back and inherit the billions of family assets of Lao Tzu Jumei Group!"

Xia Feng was so embarrassed to open his mouth, he was not coerced by Tian Lele at all.

Tian Lele was speechless, this has ever said that absenteeism is so reasonable, and he is still the first Xia Feng.

Tian Lele knew that Xia Feng's Taoism was very high, sighed, and persuaded him kindly.

"Xiaofeng, you have to listen to the teacher, boys, the most important thing is responsibility, if you make a mistake, you should take responsibility, Xiao Yunyun is because you are depressed? You're responsible for her. ”

Xia Feng continued to wave his hand: "Eh, don't put me on the shelf of the head teacher, you are three or four years older than me, let me tell you, an older high school student like me, a young female teacher like you, it is easy, do you really think that you can educate me by being my class teacher?" Tian Xiaoniu? ”

"You!"

Tian Lele was so angry that his face turned red, but there was really nothing he could do.

This rascal can't get in, the key is that you can't beat him.

She could only soften: "Then tell me, how can you comfort Xiao Yun?" ”

"Huh!" Xia Feng said satisfied, "This is the attitude you should have to talk to me, so as long as you promise me a condition, I will comfort your Xiao Yunyun today, how about it?" ”

"On what terms?" Tian Lele said.

"Wear a miniskirt and have a candlelight dinner with me, you can ......," Xia Feng said directly.

"Holy!"

Tian Lele immediately burst into rudeness: "Miniskirt, you filthy man, think about women and go crazy, miniskirts, I never wear skirts shorter than my knees, and I'm not an exhibitionist." ”

And at this moment, Xia Feng raised his eyebrows, and followed Tian Lele and said, "Eh, Tian Xiaoniu, did I say that your legs are very good-looking?" ”

"Huh?" Tian Lele was stunned for a moment, but he was still a little happy in his heart.

And then, Xia Feng said: "Such a beautiful thing, if you don't show it to others, it's a tyrannical thing, Teacher Tian, as a teacher, you should be confident, face the invitation of the student, you should accept it generously, and fully meet the requirements of the student!" ”

"Huh!" Xia Feng finally concluded, "This is what a teacher should look like, Mr. Tian, you are a good teacher, I believe you will not refuse." ”